This is What You Get for Writing Fanfiction
Attack of the slash-hattersDisclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or, sadly, any bubble minions.
YAAAAH! Okay, this chapter is what happens when you mix a fangirl, lots of peeps, ice cream, pixie sticks and the like, a severe lack of sleep, and boredom all in a big, shiny bowl and then give her a computer. It's deceptively short, sadly, because I ultra-spaced it for effect. But as usual I have another chapter in the oven, and boy does it smell good!
Alright, that's enough food references. You'd think I fell asleep watching Iron Chef or something. -.-; Which I also don't own…
An EXTREME thank you to everyone who reviewed! *Sigh*… I've been informed that there is indeed bashing of (almost) everybody. Well, the ones that come up the most anyway seem to be Kaiba, Anzu, and Pegasus (who hasn't appeared yet, but will eventually *evil grin*) but there's actually another reason why I saved Bakura and Malik. And that's because the later circles are really going to be a lot worse for them…
AAAK- *dodges various items chucked at her by Bakura fans* chill out! I'm happy there are Bakura fans reading this, 'cause I love him and Ryou too. ^.^ However, it seems that a great deal of fangirls who *love* them also… well… that's for another circle. ^.~
I've got some more notes for reviewers, but I'll put them at the end.
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After falling through the hole and untangling from each other, the group discovers that they have only fallen deeper into the inferno, because they now stand before a second gate that reads:
SUGAR.
Jounouchi: Hey! What's bad about sugar?
Yugi: I have to say, that doesn't sound quite as foreboding as the last one.
Jounouchi: That reminds me – Yugi, are you okay?
Yugi: Actually, I'm fine – I seem to have completely healed. [1]
Otogi: Yeah, me too. The cheese is all gone. What about you, Honda?
Honda: (*shiver…*shiver…*twitch…*) Hippo…
Otogi: He'll be OK.
Bakura: I'm not okay! I'm sick of you people!
Malik: You're no picnic yourself.
Bakura: Well then, you can just deal with the next – does that say "sugar?"
Yugi: Well ye-
Bakura: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Yugi: What is it, Bakura?
Jounouchi: Ah, well if it's bad for him this time it might be good for us…
Bakura: Nooooooooooooooo!
Bakura lunges at Jounouchi, but it's too late![2] Jounouchi pulls open the gate and all are sucked inside.
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OKAY so they end up in Kaiba corp. (Oh my God, like they would be there by choice heh heh) and so then they're all really bored
Yugi: hey let's go bug Kaiba!
Jounouchi: yeah let's go!
And so they go to Kaiba's office and they ring the bell lots of times and they keep ringing it and Kaiba answers the door and they're ALL standing there just staring at him and they all yell at once "HI KAIBA CAN WE COME IN!" but before he answers they all go in anyway and start playing with stuff
Bakura: hey what's this do?
Kaiba: don't touch that
Bakura: oooh it's shiny (picks up staple remover) oh and sharp too (runs around with staple remover) Ha ha! Fear my unstapling wrath!!!
Ping. Honda shoots staples at the back of Kaiba's head. Ping. Ping. PingPingPingPingPingPing-
Kaiba: AHHH I'LL KILL YOU!! (chases after Honda trying to strangle him)
Malik: Ha ha! (trips Kaiba and sits on him) Now give me control of your company!
Kaiba: NEVER!
Anzu: (begins wrapping Kaiba in scotch tape) Hee hee!
Otogi: (makes a paper hat and jumps on desk) Avast matees! Har har har
Kaiba: hey those are important documents!
Jounouchi: wait I wanna be captain (shoves Otogi off desk)
Yami: (steals hat and jumps on desk) HA HA HA HA! Bow before me slaves!
Kaiba: AAH it's the other Yugi
Yami: Jounouchi you man the staple gun! Bakura monitor the computers
Bakura: OKAY! (tears out wires from computer console – whole room goes black)
Bakura: oops
Malik: (finds the door in the dark and pulls on it) we're locked in!!
Silence for two seconds then everyone starts screaming and running around
Bakura: AAAAH we're trapped we're gonna die
Honda: hey that was my foot!
Jounouchi: hey that was my head ACK my hair
Anzu: EEEK someone pinched me!
Malik: heh heh
Kaiba: now's my chance (crawls around looking for secret escape route)
Yami: EW I stepped on something squishy
Kaiba: arg!
Yami: Yaaa! Kaiba let's wrestle
Kaiba: what?!
Yami: (tackles Kaiba) Gotcha!
Kaiba: HELP ME!!
Bakura: (bumps into Otogi) Waaaaaaah! (throws Otogi backward)
Otogi hits the computer console and electricity goes everywhere
Malik: hey the lights are back on
Jounouchi: WHAT are you guys doing over there?!!!
Yami has pinned Kaiba to the ground
Yami: I win!
Kaiba: noooooooo get away from me
Anzu: Bakura you look soooooo pretty
Bakura: what (gets out mirror) YAAAARG MAKEUP!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEE
Honda throws eggbeaters and tuna sandwiches at Bakura Otogi blows bubbles
Bakura: Ooooooh shiny pretty fairies
Bakura follows the bubbles all over the room
Bakura: I am the bubble queen HA HAHA HA
Someone knocks on the door "hello who's in there?"
Malik: (runs and pounds on door) ahhh help us let us out!!!!!!!1
The door opens and Malik falls through on the other side is Mai looking confused
Mai: what are you guys all doing in here?
Yami: we're having a party!!!
Kaiba: no we're not (shoves Yami off him)
Bakura: I shall rule the world with my bubbly minions!!!!!
Otogi: YAY let's get out of here
Jounouchi: Mai how did you open the door it was locked
Mai: no it wasn't
Everyone glares at Malik
Malik: I pulled it really hard though
Anzu: it says PUSH
Malik: It was DARK!!!
Honda: anyway let's go!!
They all cram into the door at the same time and knock over Mai but they can't fit so they all get stuck in the door. Mai pulls on them and they get unstuck they fall out but outside the door is a void and they fall and fall and fall…
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OW! The group (now with Mai!) lands on a cold granite floor. They're in a small, dim, rock room with only one visible exit – a gate, of course. This gate reads:
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[1] – because I can!
[2] – just like always!
Yo! My readers:
TypoNumber5: I must confess, I don't know about the Doom Organization people either, because my luck has been such that I haven't found those episodes in Japanese yet. But I will!
Both Baku's Fan-Girl: Wow, somebody's yami likes me – that must be a good sign. ^.^
Manga_nut: I think we must have the same subtitled version, 'cause mine says "wooden horse" also. My sister and I have had a couple good laughs over those translations… ^.^ I haven't read that far in the manga because… I can't read Japanese T_T although I can understand some (spoken) and speak less. I've read up to the fourth one in English (that's all they've released so far in America) and Bakura hasn't appeared yet (TRANSLATE FASTER EVIL PUBLISHERS!). Thanks for the neatful reviews!
Lady LeBeau: I don't know if I'm going to need a Jounouchi fangirl (I've got most of this planned out) but if I do, I'll surely call you! I'm glad there's a Jounouchi fan reading this – he's so lovable but some people don't seem to like him…*sniff*
Maruken: I think Malik's hangover will hit him suddenly a few chapters from now, just for the hell of it. ^.^ But thanks for reminding me.
As for the anonymous ones and Artemis and Anya – thanks again! See you next chapter. ^.~