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Spin the bottle?

Yusuke: This little shorty right here!

Hiei: WHAT!

Kuwabara: Oh, that's my man? I don't remember him, but he can do. So how tall are you?

Hiei: That is none of your business. What did you do to the fool?

Yusuke: Well O.K. here's the story. Once upon a time, there was this really cool kid and he had this friend who wasn't all that cool. And the cool kid's un-cool friend was really annoying and one time the un-cool friend was talking in his sleep so the cool kid hit him over the head with a bowling ball he was gonna give his mom for her birthday and the darn thing cracked 'cause his head is to hard, oh yeah so the un-cool kid got amnesia and we told him his name was Mary and that he was a girl and that his best friend is Botan and that his he has a boyfriend, that's where you came in.

Kurama: What in interesting story, I thought you were going to tell a story about me, but nooooooooo you had to go and tell a story about Mary!

Keiko: Kurama, not everything is about you!

Kurama: Well it should be!

Kuwabara: I don't know what you guys problem is with my man but please, I can take care of in a snap! (While he said snap he snapped his fingers)

Botan: I think you should get some new clothes.

Kuwabara: You mean like... SHOPPING?

Keiko: Yeah, you know like shoes, clothes, accessories, make-up, stuff like that!

Kuwabara: Let's go! (in less than ten seconds they got to the mall)

Kurama: I want to go too! (even faster than the girls and Kuwabara a.k.a. Mary, Kurama got to the mall in three seconds)

Yusuke: ^_^

Hiei: _ So are you going to explain how to get him back to normal?

Yusuke: All ready have a plan!

Everybody else who just came through the door: We're baaaaccccckkk!

Hiei: Now what is the bafoon wearing? ( Everybody (except Hiei and Yusuke) is wearing a very very very very very mini skirt and different colored long- sleeved blouses)

Mary: Let's play spin the bottle!

Kurama: Ooooooooooo let's!

That's the chapter! See Ya!