PunkSaki – I had an idea for this after reading Unrequited Love by
HimitsuKokoro...on Easter actually. N–ehoo, its' mostly a humor fic (don't
ask how I got humor out of U.L) with some romance thrown in. The couplings
are: Kai/Oc, Tyson/Hillary (^^) Max/Merium (no, I'm not crazy – sorry to
all Max/Emily fans, but I decided to try something different),
Mariah/Rei/Salima.
Disclaimer – I don't own Beyblade. Trust me. If I did, you'd know.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Chapter 1 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Kai's 'Diary'
Mr. Dikenson said that we all had to write down what we thought and felt in these stupid books.
So.
I'm writing them down.
I hate feelings.
and thoughts.
and this stupid book.
*throws diary on ground and walks away*
· two hours later ·
Tyson stole Dranzer.
again.
One of these days he is going to go too far, and he's gunna wake up in Hell – Russian style.
thoughts and feelings. right. Ok, I'll write how I 'feel' about the B.B.s.
Wow. I feel . . . nothing.
surprise surprise.
maybe I should try harder . . .
still nothing.
trying to 'feel'...
...not working.
still trying...
Ooh!
Oh – wait – nope.
*smacks forehead* think, think! feel feel!
poo.
This is going nowhere.
Hey! There's lines on this paper. Get it?! LINES!
Ok, this whole 'feeling' thing – not goin too well.
* * * *
Max's 'Diary'
Hi! Mr. D's making us write down our 'thoughts' in this cool blue book thingy!
*dun dun dun* muwahahahahaha
My Thoughts:
Tyson's jumping on my bed, singing the national anthem and holding a dirty sock...actually my dirty sock.
~
"Hey! Tyson! Give me back my sock!"
~
Rei is sitting on the floor like a cat licking his 'paw' ...oookaaay...
Kai is smacking himself on the head repeat – repta – reptative – tive... - repeata ------ over and over. Um...yaaaa...
Kenny is – Hey! Where's Kenny?!
~
"Hey guys, have you seen Chief?"
"No." Kai rammed his head into the wall. "Ow."
~
****
*on roof*
Kenny's 'Diary'
HAHAHA!
Now I can finally plot my take-over of the team!
Finally I will be captain!
And I will get all the girls!!!
*laughs evilly*
*cough*
Well.
Anyways.
Where should I start?
I know! I'll put how I feel about the team!
I'll describe each of them in one word.
Kai – mean
Rei – overachiever (yes, that is one word)
Max – hyper
Hillary – bossy
Ok, that's if for today.
Oh No! MAX!
~
"Hey Kenny! Wutcha doin?" Max grinned and bounced up behind him.
"Nothing!" Kenny replied as he slammed his journal shut.
"ooookaaay..." Max backed away with a strange look on his face.
~
****
Tyson's 'Diary'
This is so . . .girly
I'll bet Hillary had something to do with this.
Sometimes she makes me so mad I just wanna...wanna...
EAT!
Kai makes me mad too!
He's so...
Kai-ish!
and mean.
and bossy.
And – oh wiat, he's not loud, that's Hillary.
Hillary is sooo annoying!
She's stupid.
and she yells too much.
and bossy.
and loud.
and pretty.
and – NO! what am I saying?!
She is NOT pretty!
NOT!!! NOT!!! NOT!!!!!
Well...maybe she is...a little.
But it's not like I like her.
I mean like like her.
Not like that.
Of course not!
Psh, like I would ever like her.
'cause I don't.
not at all.
not even a little bit.
nope.
I don't.
I'm gunna go eat something.
*drops diary on bed and goes to kitchen*
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PunkSaki – So? Wut did u think? Helpful criticism is welcome. ChibiSaki – NO FLAMES! *vavoosh* PunkSaki – ya. Wut she said. See the button... PRESS IT!
Disclaimer – I don't own Beyblade. Trust me. If I did, you'd know.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Chapter 1 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Kai's 'Diary'
Mr. Dikenson said that we all had to write down what we thought and felt in these stupid books.
So.
I'm writing them down.
I hate feelings.
and thoughts.
and this stupid book.
*throws diary on ground and walks away*
· two hours later ·
Tyson stole Dranzer.
again.
One of these days he is going to go too far, and he's gunna wake up in Hell – Russian style.
thoughts and feelings. right. Ok, I'll write how I 'feel' about the B.B.s.
Wow. I feel . . . nothing.
surprise surprise.
maybe I should try harder . . .
still nothing.
trying to 'feel'...
...not working.
still trying...
Ooh!
Oh – wait – nope.
*smacks forehead* think, think! feel feel!
poo.
This is going nowhere.
Hey! There's lines on this paper. Get it?! LINES!
Ok, this whole 'feeling' thing – not goin too well.
* * * *
Max's 'Diary'
Hi! Mr. D's making us write down our 'thoughts' in this cool blue book thingy!
*dun dun dun* muwahahahahaha
My Thoughts:
Tyson's jumping on my bed, singing the national anthem and holding a dirty sock...actually my dirty sock.
~
"Hey! Tyson! Give me back my sock!"
~
Rei is sitting on the floor like a cat licking his 'paw' ...oookaaay...
Kai is smacking himself on the head repeat – repta – reptative – tive... - repeata ------ over and over. Um...yaaaa...
Kenny is – Hey! Where's Kenny?!
~
"Hey guys, have you seen Chief?"
"No." Kai rammed his head into the wall. "Ow."
~
****
*on roof*
Kenny's 'Diary'
HAHAHA!
Now I can finally plot my take-over of the team!
Finally I will be captain!
And I will get all the girls!!!
*laughs evilly*
*cough*
Well.
Anyways.
Where should I start?
I know! I'll put how I feel about the team!
I'll describe each of them in one word.
Kai – mean
Rei – overachiever (yes, that is one word)
Max – hyper
Hillary – bossy
Ok, that's if for today.
Oh No! MAX!
~
"Hey Kenny! Wutcha doin?" Max grinned and bounced up behind him.
"Nothing!" Kenny replied as he slammed his journal shut.
"ooookaaay..." Max backed away with a strange look on his face.
~
****
Tyson's 'Diary'
This is so . . .girly
I'll bet Hillary had something to do with this.
Sometimes she makes me so mad I just wanna...wanna...
EAT!
Kai makes me mad too!
He's so...
Kai-ish!
and mean.
and bossy.
And – oh wiat, he's not loud, that's Hillary.
Hillary is sooo annoying!
She's stupid.
and she yells too much.
and bossy.
and loud.
and pretty.
and – NO! what am I saying?!
She is NOT pretty!
NOT!!! NOT!!! NOT!!!!!
Well...maybe she is...a little.
But it's not like I like her.
I mean like like her.
Not like that.
Of course not!
Psh, like I would ever like her.
'cause I don't.
not at all.
not even a little bit.
nope.
I don't.
I'm gunna go eat something.
*drops diary on bed and goes to kitchen*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
PunkSaki – So? Wut did u think? Helpful criticism is welcome. ChibiSaki – NO FLAMES! *vavoosh* PunkSaki – ya. Wut she said. See the button... PRESS IT!