No, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh... But WHY?!! TT_TT

mysterious siren: (running) Aaaah! Thevacuumisgonnakillme... HELP!! @_@ (being chased by a monster sized vacuum)

Yami, Bakura, Malik and Seto: Ahem! (very, very loudly)

mysterious siren: (stop and turns around) Er, uh, run?!

Everyone: (anime fall)

Seto: Enough fooling around! (-_-)

mysterious siren: but I'm not!!!

Malik: Er, Kaiba?

Seto: hush you! I'm trying to sort this girl out!

Yami and Bakura: You can deal with her later, right now we're getting sucked in coz of the damn vacuum!!!! (X___X)

Seto: Don't tell me- huh? (is getting sucked by the vacuum too) ('o_o) I need more therapy .

Bakura: This really sucks!

Mysterious siren: Don't be a joker!

Malik: We'll be back after this chapter.

Yami: *gulp* Hopefully. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chapter Eleven: Just Not My Day

~*~ Yami's POV ~*~ ~*~ Yami's House ~*~

Alex, Alex. Wake up, Alex. C'mon, please wake up. My house is all I can manage to walk when I'm holding about ahem, 10 bags and girl. Now I know how Yugi feels when he tries to wake me everyday. At least he's not home yet, probably still stuck at the book club. *sigh* is she ever going to wake up? Wait.I've got an idea.it might be weird but the hell with it.

~*~ Normal POV ~*~

ALEX WAKE UP! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? TAKING A NAP IN HISTORY CLASS!!

Alex (quickly sitting up): Uh, sir I was only resting my eyes, yeah that's right resting my eyes. He heh (^-^) 'Phew, near getaway with that!'

Yami: Ahem! (very loudly)

Alex: Uh oh, this isn't the history class. O_O

Yami (sneaking up behind her and covering her eyes with his hands): No, its not.

Alex: It isn't the time either.

Yami: You're right, its not.

Alex: It's the time for you to go down!! (pulled Yami's hand and gave an unmistakable judo move, some kind of a flip)

Yami (landed hard and lying on the ground): (X__x)

Alex (shocked): Yami!! Ooh, I'm so sorry. I thought I was kidnapped. And I've been taking judo lessons since I was six, so I can use it in tight situation like this.*blushing* I-I mean when I'm kidnapped or something like that.

Yami (still on the ground): (x_x)

Alex: (o_O) I think I hurt him really bad.*gulp*

Yami (still on the ground but looks alive): Yeah, you did. Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark. ('~_~)

Alex: ...*long pause*.oh yeah, we've gotta call B man!

Yami: I already did, I said not to worry, I will bring Alex home. (trying to get off the floor but was failing miserably.hmmm, not good, not good.)

Yami: Hey Narrator! What do you have against me?!

Mysterious Siren: ..me?.......*looking around then pointing to herself*

Yami: Yes you miserable bitch!

Mysterious Siren: (o_O) What-What did I do? I'm telling the story like it is! If you don't like it, I'll take you off the story and pair Alex up with Kaiba! (heh, I'm gonna win this easy!)

Yami and Alex: ((O.O)) *gulp*

Mysterious Siren: I thought so.now let's go back to the story! (^_^)

Yami: Just don't pick on me. And I won't ruin the story.

Mysterious Siren: deal (shakes hands with Yami)

~*~ getting on with the story ~*~

*doorbell*

Yami: I'm coming!

*doorbell*

Yami: Damn it! I said I'm coming!

Yami ran to the door, apparently still a bit steamy ("AHEM!!" coughed Yami) I mean, uh kinda sore from Alex? He opened the door but didn't expect Tea, Tristan and especially Duke to show up. He led them to the basement as Alex is in the living room, he didn't want to scare the hell out of Tea and Tristan even more when they see Joey's ahem, attacker in his house, alone with him.

Yami: So why have you come?

Tea: We wanted to know when you're going to Egypt and when are you coming back.

Yami: We're- I mean I'm leaving next week, Thursday night. And I will be staying for three weeks.

~*~ Yami's POV ~*~

Oh man, I still haven't told them that Alex is coming with me to Egypt.Should I tell them?

~*~Normal POV ~*~

Duke: I'm really sorry about the dog, I mean ahem, he still owe me a week of homework. (receiving a lot of glares and death threats from Tea) I-I mean I'm really, really sorry about Joey.

Tea (still glaring at Duke): That's better.

Tristan (ignoring the both of them): How long do you think Joey can hold on? I mean, we just visited him at the hospital and he's not looking good at all.

Tea: Mai's not coping well either, she's dropped out of the class she and Joey were in. And she's been in the hospital for ages and ages. Like since when it happened.

Duke: And Serenity won't come out of her bedroom or even talk to anyone.

Tristan (=_=): How do YOU know that?!

Duke (rolls eyes): I hear things. Besides, my cousin Jenny, is a very good friend of hers.

Tristan: How do I know you're not after her?

Duke(smirks): So what if I am? I look much better than you in everyway!

Yami and Tea: *sweatdrop* (o_o) Not again.

~*~ Yami's POV ~*~

This is gonna be a long night, better excuse myself and escort Alex home.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

Mysterious Siren: I'll give the details of what happened in the vacuum next chapter!! Please review! And um, hope you don't mind the changes! *cough with cough swearing cough*