Nope.damn it I told you I DON"T OWN Yu-Gi-Oh like I don't know. a million times?

Mysterious Siren: Well hello, mortals.

Malik: Er.is this a bad time to ask you what the hell is wrong with you.

Mysterious Siren: What do you think!! (Glaring down at little Malik)

Malik: Holy shit! How did she get that freaken big. (0_0)

Mysterious Siren: Well anyway here's the story.And any of you characters in here make a fuss like Yami.I'll give you a third eye!

Yami (sweatdrop): Oh for the love of -

Mysterious Siren: (o.O)

Yami: I'll be good. 'Lousy bitch.'

Mysterious Siren: I can read you damn thoughts.

Yami (panicking): Aw shit! (@_@) Enjoy the chapter!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~

Chapter Twelve: Uh oh, we're BUSTED!

Hey, Tea? Is it okay if I go upstairs for while? I gotta do my homework. Haven't even started yet! I said as a diversion. 'Hope it works!!'

*click*

Oh good, Yugi's home! I'll tell him to keep them there for er, an hour or so. I ran up the stairs so I could get Alex and take her home. No, I still remember I'm going to live with her. But today's not the time, and besides I can move in with her as soon as we come back from Egypt.

~*~ Normal POV ~*~

Yugi: I'm home Grandpa, Yami.

Yami running up the stair to greet Yugi but then almost collided when Yugi decided to go down to the basement for the third time in his life. Yugi never likes to go down there if he could help it, he gets freaked out once in a while.

Yami: Sorry Yugi, I gotta take Alex home. Oh and could you please keep Tea, Tristan and Duke busy for a while?

Yugi: Okay, I'll see you at the airport tomorrow then.

Yami: How did you-

Yugi: know that? Well, you and I are still bonded. Unless you'd rather keep secrets from me.

Yami: Of course not! I'll call you tonight.

Yugi: okay.

Next Yami went to the living room and Yugi went down to the basement. Yami was glad to see Alex is still there, in the living room. Not moving at all.((O_O)) She's not moving! She just, just like a thing, I mean like a corpse, oh d'oh..I think I'll shut up now.

Yami(running towards the unmoving Alex): Alex! Alex! Al-

But the person or should I say 'thing' wasn't Alex at all.It was ahem, a prank. The real Alex sprang out of nowhere giving Yami a heart attack that any 5000 year would have, if they had lived that long.

Yami: Your pushing your luck narrator.

Mysterious Siren: You're forgetting who in charge here.?

Biker Boy: (Taps Mysterious Siren on the back)

Mysterious Siren: Er. gotta run! (runs off in the other direction) When you review please pick which narrator do YOU like best.Me or My *cough stupid cough* brother. Or give us a better idea. Bye!!

*sweat drop*

~*~ Back to the story ~*~

Yami: Alex! You scared the shit out of me, and I don't mean literally.

Alex (smiling): Oh what's life without a bit scare or fun or surprises?

Yami: Oh I was surprised alright!! (x_x) (still puffing from heart attack)

Tea, Tristan and Duke: We're surprised too!

Alex and Yami: (turns around) *gulp*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ *~ still in the vacuum ~*~

Seto: whoever's butt is in my face will be fed to my guard dogs!

Everyone: (o.O) *blinking*

Joey: You have guard dogs Kaiba?

Mysterious Siren: Joey? How did you get in here?

Joey: It's a long story.

Malik (something's pressuring him): Mmmm...

Yami: what was that Malik?

Bakura (smirking): Someone's been standing on him for quite a while I'd say, and it's someone who's packed on a lot of ahem, load.

Everyone but Joey: ((O_O)) Joey!

Joey: Huh?

Everyone else: Get off Malik!!

Joey: Ooh sorry Malik! (Steps off the really, really squashed Malik)

Malik: Oh you'll be sorry alright , come here you mutt! (Pulls out his rod and changing it to a dagger)

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Everyone: PLEASE REVIEW!!