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No one said whether they wanted ChibiSaki out of the asylum or not. *evil snicker*

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Chapter 5 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Kai's 'Diary'

I hate this stupid book.

people just don't seem to get that 'feeling' is not one of my strong points.

it's annoying.

'feeling'

what's the use?

all 'feelings' get you are more problems.

and I've got enough of those.

I mean, have you looked at my teammates lately?

God.

I'm talking to a book.

This is so gay.

*goes to run laps*

· An hour and a half later ·

Why do I even bother?

I swear, it's Tyson's goal to ruin my life.

This is how it went:

~ Tyson walked up to the side of the tracks as Kai was jogging. "Hey Kai!" he
shouted.
"O joy." Tyson ran up beside Kai and started jogging with him...although it was more
like running for him because he had to try to keep up with Kai, who so
conveniently started to go faster.
"So, Kai, wutcha up to?"
Kai sighed. What an idiot. "I'm running..."
"O, cool. Why?"
"Because I feel like it."
"ah," Tyson sputtered. He was beginning to get tired. He soon realized
that he was going kind of slow, so he tried to speed up to catch up
with Kai, but the minute his right foot hit the ground, Tyson tripped
and pulled Kai down with him.
To save some time, let's just say that Kai said some 'not very nice'
things to him... in Russian.
~

Ugh. That boy is trying to kill me. *mumbles not very nice Russian words*

Hey I know, let's play a guessing game!

You can guess who my least favorite person in the world is.

oooo, that's a toughy.......

Yup. Tyson.

I really don't see how Mr. Dikenson thinks writing our 'feelings' in a book is really going to help anything at all. I mean, it's dumb. and weird. and downright... what's the word I'm looking for...stupid.

Omigod. My teammates are all IDIOTS!

~
Max walked into the room as Kenny was sitting at his computer typing something...which highly resembles an evil plan...but that's not important now.
Tyson was also in the room watching tv. Cartoons, to be exact. Stupid
cartoons to be...uh...even more exact.
"Hey, what's up, all?"
No one looked up from what they were doing.
"oookaaay then...." "Huh – What?!" Tyson thought he heard the word 'food.' How he got that from
'oookaaay then,' I do not know.
"What are you doing, Tyson?" "Well, I WAS watching tv, but now that you mention it, I AM kinda hungry..."
"Huh? ...O well. Hey! I've got a great idea! Tyson, you and I should make
dinner tonight! ^__^" Kenny started choking at the thought...though there was nothing in his mouth.
Kai looked up from his book and stuffed his head in a pillow. "I'm not
hungry," he grumbled.
"O well, more for me! ^__^"
~

I am NOT NOT NOT eating anything those two cook. Tyson'll probably put some poison in mine. I seriously think he is planning to turn me into a llama. *sigh*

Man, I wish he could just somehow magically disappear.

Life would me so much more peaceful if that happened.

*goes off into fantasy about life without Tyson*

· 20 minutes later ·

*grins* hehehe. That's actually not a bad idea...*sigh* but everyone would know it was me. I'm the only one smart enough to do something like that.

poo.

o well, I can pretend.

*holds nose* ew. It reeks. I wonder what Tyson and Max are making! Plech. It smells DISGUSTING! *shudders*

~
A loud crash can be heard from the kitchen. "ow." "Ok, Tyson. I'LL get the pots next time." Max shook his head and pulled a
big black pot out from under Tyson.
~

One day Tyson's gunna wake up and realize he's not immortal.

...then again,

maybe not.

~
*CRASH!*
"TYSON!! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!"
"sorry."
~

*shakes head*

maybe I'll order a pizza.

*picks up phone and dials the Pizza Parlor*

· 7 minutes later ·

I'm saved.

*doorbell rings*

Wow. When they say '30 minutes or less,' they mean it.

~ Max walked to the door while taking off his oven mitts. He looked through the peephole to find none-other-than, the pizza guy. He opened the door.
"We're sorry, you must have the wrong address." The pizza guy looked down at a little piece of paper, then at the number on
the side of the house. "Nope. This is right."
"Well, I'm sorry, mister, but WE'RE making dinner tonight! ^^"
"riiiight..."
Max held up his oven mitts. "NO REALLY! LOOK!" The pizza guy just sighed and held out the check. "That'll be 13 dollars
and 28 cents."
"But I didn't order a pizza!"
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't!"
"YES YOU DID!"
(a/n: you get the idea.) In the end, Max DID, indeed, take the pizza and pay for it. He came into
Kai's room and dropped it on his head. "You owe me $13.28."
~

wow. what great service.

this is good pizza. *takes big bite of pizza*

Max looks really funny when he's mad.

I feel sorry for everyone else, who has to eat whatever crap they're making.

~ Everyone runs into Kai's room. "GIVE ME SOME OF THAT PIZZA!" Rei yelled.
Kai stuffs pizza box under pillow. "no. mine."
"Have you seen what those two made?!"
Max and Tyson walked in, carrying a big, smelly pot of...goo.
"Oh, here you guys are! Dinner's ready! Who's hungry?!"
~

· outside in a bush ·

We're hiding from Max and Tyson. They are trying to make us eat that goo. I'm not eating it.

It's green.

Need I say more?

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PunkSaki – Don't worry, the 'green goo' is not over yet! R&R! and when you do, no one has said whether they want ChibiSaki out! And we were wonderin, do you guys think we should have Hillary write a 'diary'? So tell us what you think about both of those! Thanx. Buh-bye!