PunkSaki – Thank you sooooo much, oh faithful reviewers! *bows to
reviewers*
Kai – stop . reviewing . it . ENCOURAGES . her.
PunkSaki – o shut up. You know that they love torturing you just as much as I do.
Kai – -____-' she's got a point...
PunkSaki - ^^
Disclaimer – why do we put this on every chapter? Oh, wutever. We don't own Beyblade.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Chapter 7 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Kenny's Evil Plot *cough* I mean 'Diary' *cough*
I will never look at Tyson and Max the same way again.
For once I feel bad for Ka i.
We are all going to visit him soon.
*sigh*
my plot shall have to wait...
*looks around room*
Let's see.
Tyson is ... um ... I think he's hiding from Kai's lawyer.
Max is arguing with Rei on WHY Kai is in the hospital
and Hillary is... humming...I think that's a Brittany Spears song...
~
"Hillary, is that a Brittany Spears song?"
"Um...NO?!" *continues to hum 'Toxic.'
~
oookaaay...
anyway.
It's time to go see Kai at the hospital.
*sigh*
· at hospital ·
~
All the Beybladers crowded into Kai's small, white hospital room.
Kai's friend, Tala was in visiting him.
Now, Tala and Tyson had some history (a/n: not THAT kind of history, but you know...geeze – get your mind outta
the gutter ppl!)
The second the two laid eyes on each other,
(a/n: ok, don't even think it!)
evil glares covered their faces. "TYSON! Get OUT of my room!!! You're going to KILL me!!" Kai crossed his arms and tried not to look so... so... hospitalized... as Tyson slowly backed out
of the room.
· Out in the Hall · "Doo-te-doo-de-doo..." Tyson hummed as he rocked back and forth on his feet. "This is really boring." Tyson was starting to flat-out sing, when a clown that came regularly to visit the patients came strolling down the hallway.
Tyson jerked his head up and his pupils got real small-like. "Why, Hello there! Are you feeling HAPPY?!" the clown grinned like he was
high and started to walk towards Tyson like a zombie. "AAAUUUGH!!!" Tyson screamed in a high-pitched girly voice as he ran down
the hallway. "SAAVE MEEE!!" The clown shrugged and walked into Kai's room...and stumbled out looking like
he'd been run over by an electric lawn mower.
(a/n: 'ya know, those ridey kind...)
· in hospital room · "So Hillary," Kai smirked and sent an evil look to Tala, "Tyson help you
out of any bushes lately?"
She growled. "Shut up!" Tala grinned at Kai and said in Russian, "I wonder if she knows that her
little boyfriend is deathly afraid of clowns."
"*in English* I doubt it," Kai laughed as Hillary's face turned various
shades of red.
"Stop talking about me!!"
Kai shook his head calmly and said, "ok, go away now."
Hillary stormed our of the room and came face to face with Tyson.
Literally, they were like an inch away from each other. "Er...uh..." Tala grinned evilly and 'accidentally' pushed Hillary, who fell on Tyson who fell over, so in the end, Hillary and Tyson were on the floor and
Tala was looking REALLY proud of himself.
~
well that was interesting.
I didn't know Kai was still friends with Tala...
hmmm....
that might mess up my plot to take over the team
o well.
I'll work around him.
ok. This is going to be my official evil plot...uh...plot book.
haha.
My evil plot plot book.
I like it ^^
anyway.
Here's the basic break down:
Step 1. Make Kai ugly Step 2. Make Rei ugly Step 3. Make me beautiful ^^
seems simple enough.
OH!
since Kai's already in the hospital, maybe I could use that to my advantage...
lets see...
~
Kenny wandered around, peeking into doors, trying to find something –
ANYTHING – that would make Kai ugly. Once, he came upon a room full of
shiny surgical instruments.
"Naah, that would be too messy..." After looking into what seemed like a million rooms, he found one marked 'coloring.' This make Kenny curious. He opened the big, gray, metal door.
His mouth dropped nearly to the floor.
"possibilities..." he sighed with a glow in his eyes. He rummaged through drawer after drawer of different chemicals, dyes, and pills until he finally found two that caught his eye. The first one was a drink that looked remotely like fruit punch and turned one's skin orange
and their tongue blue. The second was a pill that would turn one's hair
pink.
(a/n: don't ask me why they'd have that in a hospital...)
"Perfect!" Kenny said as he raised his fist in the air in slow motion.
~
ooo, this is gunna be good.
~
Kenny came into Kai's hospital room.
"Hey Kai, how are you feeling?"
"hmph." "o, well that's good! The doctor told me to bring this to you." He held out
the pill.
"oh," Kai took the pill and grabbed his water bottle. When he was about to put the pill in his mouth, Kenny said, "o, wait, Dr.
Kumosaka said that this will help it go down better." He handed Kai the
glass of...uh...stuff and Kai gulped it and the pill.
"ok. leave."
"Bye, Kai!"
~
one down, one to go.
well, actually two 'cause I still gotta make me beautiful ^^
· 1 hour later ·
~ "Kenny! Get in here now!" Kai screamed at the top of his lungs. (and he has
really big lungs.) Outside the hospital, birds are flying away. Five doctors all rushed into Kai's room, their mouths gaped for a moment when
the saw Kai, then they started rushing around pressing all these cool-
lookin' buttons and asking him a bunch of questions.
"Get me the short kid with the glasses!"
Two nurses ran out of the room and came back dragging a very reluctant
Kenny. Kai glared at him.
"YOU TURNED ME ORANGE!!"
Kenny got a fake 'shocked' look on his face. "o my! I think maybe Dr.
Kumosaka gave you the wrong medicine."
"O, somehow I'm thinkin' NOT."
Kenny just stuck an innocent, angelic look on his face. Kai grabbed the
mirror in which he had first seen his new skin color. Apparently, he hadn't noticed his hair color – or tongue – because when he
saw his hair he screamed and when he screamed he saw his tongue and
screamed louder. "KENNY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"
"Wh-wuh-what? I-I didn't do it! It was the medicine!"
"that YOU gave me!"
"B-but, the DOCTOR gave it to ME!" "You and Tyson...and Max...AND Hillary are trying to KILL me!" Kai threw the only thing he could get his hands on, his water bottle, directly at Kenny's
head. "GET OUT!"
~
o, man! That worked perfectly!
and he doesn't even suspect it was me.
...well, maybe a LITTLE...
o well.
It WORKED!
Yea! ^^
now for Rei...
this is gunna be fun!
let's see...
how should I make him ugly...
hmmm...
I should make this simple...
*looks outside and sees violent mob of fangirls*
muwahahaha *evil grin*
~ "Excuse me, but are you looking for Rei by any chance now that Kai's ugly?"
Kenny asked one of the fangirls.
"oh," she replied, "Kai'll get better soon, besides, half the reason we like him is because of his 'tough-guy-lonerness.' And yes, we're looking
for Rei!"
~
note to self:
Step 4. Become tough-guy-loner!
well THAT completely ruins everything.
and there's no way Kai can get un-tough.
hmph.
Well, I'll go to Rei now.
~ Kenny entered Rei's room and asked, "Uh, Rei?" "What?" "Would you call yourself a 'tough-guy-loner'?" "um..." "That doesn't matter, now have fun!" "With what?" "Them." "Who – AAH!!!" ~
2 down, 1 to go.
*grins as fangirls come out of Rei's room smirking and holding makeup*
ok, now, to make me beautiful...
I know!
intensive plastic surgery!
Ow. that would hurt.
nevermind.
hmph.
ok...
I could get contacts...
...and dye my hair!
blue. ^^ ...and I guess I should cut it too -__-
and get platform boots...to make me tall ^^
cool clothes...
OOH!! OOH!! and an ear piercing!!
ow.
maybe some clip-ons.
ok, so...where do I start?
contacts.
~
· at optical thingy ·
"MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL!" Kenny yelled with is arms extended.
The whole building went dead silent. You can hear a cricket chirping.
Everyone stared at him.
"I WANT CONTACTS!"
that made a little more sense to them.
and so it began...
~
· 2 hours later ·
I dropped my contact in the sink -__-
*sigh*
o well.
next item on the list:
dye my hair
...and cut it -__-
~
· at optical thingy ·
"MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL!" Kenny yelled with is arms extended.
The whole building went dead silent. You can hear a cricket chirping.
Everyone stared at him.
"I WANT MY HAIR DYED! ...and cut."
that made a little more sense to them.
and so it began...
· 2 hours later (at home) · Kenny walked into the bathroom, looked into the mirror, and ...screamed -__-'
"I said DYE my hair blue...NOT TYE DYE!!"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
PunkSaki – ^^ hee hee it's sort of a clifie!
Kai – -__- evil...
PunkSaki – ok, the score for letting ChibiSaki out is 2-1 (in Chibi's favor) but I'm waiting till 5 ppl vote so ya
~toodles!~
Kai – stop . reviewing . it . ENCOURAGES . her.
PunkSaki – o shut up. You know that they love torturing you just as much as I do.
Kai – -____-' she's got a point...
PunkSaki - ^^
Disclaimer – why do we put this on every chapter? Oh, wutever. We don't own Beyblade.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Chapter 7 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Kenny's Evil Plot *cough* I mean 'Diary' *cough*
I will never look at Tyson and Max the same way again.
For once I feel bad for Ka i.
We are all going to visit him soon.
*sigh*
my plot shall have to wait...
*looks around room*
Let's see.
Tyson is ... um ... I think he's hiding from Kai's lawyer.
Max is arguing with Rei on WHY Kai is in the hospital
and Hillary is... humming...I think that's a Brittany Spears song...
~
"Hillary, is that a Brittany Spears song?"
"Um...NO?!" *continues to hum 'Toxic.'
~
oookaaay...
anyway.
It's time to go see Kai at the hospital.
*sigh*
· at hospital ·
~
All the Beybladers crowded into Kai's small, white hospital room.
Kai's friend, Tala was in visiting him.
Now, Tala and Tyson had some history (a/n: not THAT kind of history, but you know...geeze – get your mind outta
the gutter ppl!)
The second the two laid eyes on each other,
(a/n: ok, don't even think it!)
evil glares covered their faces. "TYSON! Get OUT of my room!!! You're going to KILL me!!" Kai crossed his arms and tried not to look so... so... hospitalized... as Tyson slowly backed out
of the room.
· Out in the Hall · "Doo-te-doo-de-doo..." Tyson hummed as he rocked back and forth on his feet. "This is really boring." Tyson was starting to flat-out sing, when a clown that came regularly to visit the patients came strolling down the hallway.
Tyson jerked his head up and his pupils got real small-like. "Why, Hello there! Are you feeling HAPPY?!" the clown grinned like he was
high and started to walk towards Tyson like a zombie. "AAAUUUGH!!!" Tyson screamed in a high-pitched girly voice as he ran down
the hallway. "SAAVE MEEE!!" The clown shrugged and walked into Kai's room...and stumbled out looking like
he'd been run over by an electric lawn mower.
(a/n: 'ya know, those ridey kind...)
· in hospital room · "So Hillary," Kai smirked and sent an evil look to Tala, "Tyson help you
out of any bushes lately?"
She growled. "Shut up!" Tala grinned at Kai and said in Russian, "I wonder if she knows that her
little boyfriend is deathly afraid of clowns."
"*in English* I doubt it," Kai laughed as Hillary's face turned various
shades of red.
"Stop talking about me!!"
Kai shook his head calmly and said, "ok, go away now."
Hillary stormed our of the room and came face to face with Tyson.
Literally, they were like an inch away from each other. "Er...uh..." Tala grinned evilly and 'accidentally' pushed Hillary, who fell on Tyson who fell over, so in the end, Hillary and Tyson were on the floor and
Tala was looking REALLY proud of himself.
~
well that was interesting.
I didn't know Kai was still friends with Tala...
hmmm....
that might mess up my plot to take over the team
o well.
I'll work around him.
ok. This is going to be my official evil plot...uh...plot book.
haha.
My evil plot plot book.
I like it ^^
anyway.
Here's the basic break down:
Step 1. Make Kai ugly Step 2. Make Rei ugly Step 3. Make me beautiful ^^
seems simple enough.
OH!
since Kai's already in the hospital, maybe I could use that to my advantage...
lets see...
~
Kenny wandered around, peeking into doors, trying to find something –
ANYTHING – that would make Kai ugly. Once, he came upon a room full of
shiny surgical instruments.
"Naah, that would be too messy..." After looking into what seemed like a million rooms, he found one marked 'coloring.' This make Kenny curious. He opened the big, gray, metal door.
His mouth dropped nearly to the floor.
"possibilities..." he sighed with a glow in his eyes. He rummaged through drawer after drawer of different chemicals, dyes, and pills until he finally found two that caught his eye. The first one was a drink that looked remotely like fruit punch and turned one's skin orange
and their tongue blue. The second was a pill that would turn one's hair
pink.
(a/n: don't ask me why they'd have that in a hospital...)
"Perfect!" Kenny said as he raised his fist in the air in slow motion.
~
ooo, this is gunna be good.
~
Kenny came into Kai's hospital room.
"Hey Kai, how are you feeling?"
"hmph." "o, well that's good! The doctor told me to bring this to you." He held out
the pill.
"oh," Kai took the pill and grabbed his water bottle. When he was about to put the pill in his mouth, Kenny said, "o, wait, Dr.
Kumosaka said that this will help it go down better." He handed Kai the
glass of...uh...stuff and Kai gulped it and the pill.
"ok. leave."
"Bye, Kai!"
~
one down, one to go.
well, actually two 'cause I still gotta make me beautiful ^^
· 1 hour later ·
~ "Kenny! Get in here now!" Kai screamed at the top of his lungs. (and he has
really big lungs.) Outside the hospital, birds are flying away. Five doctors all rushed into Kai's room, their mouths gaped for a moment when
the saw Kai, then they started rushing around pressing all these cool-
lookin' buttons and asking him a bunch of questions.
"Get me the short kid with the glasses!"
Two nurses ran out of the room and came back dragging a very reluctant
Kenny. Kai glared at him.
"YOU TURNED ME ORANGE!!"
Kenny got a fake 'shocked' look on his face. "o my! I think maybe Dr.
Kumosaka gave you the wrong medicine."
"O, somehow I'm thinkin' NOT."
Kenny just stuck an innocent, angelic look on his face. Kai grabbed the
mirror in which he had first seen his new skin color. Apparently, he hadn't noticed his hair color – or tongue – because when he
saw his hair he screamed and when he screamed he saw his tongue and
screamed louder. "KENNY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"
"Wh-wuh-what? I-I didn't do it! It was the medicine!"
"that YOU gave me!"
"B-but, the DOCTOR gave it to ME!" "You and Tyson...and Max...AND Hillary are trying to KILL me!" Kai threw the only thing he could get his hands on, his water bottle, directly at Kenny's
head. "GET OUT!"
~
o, man! That worked perfectly!
and he doesn't even suspect it was me.
...well, maybe a LITTLE...
o well.
It WORKED!
Yea! ^^
now for Rei...
this is gunna be fun!
let's see...
how should I make him ugly...
hmmm...
I should make this simple...
*looks outside and sees violent mob of fangirls*
muwahahaha *evil grin*
~ "Excuse me, but are you looking for Rei by any chance now that Kai's ugly?"
Kenny asked one of the fangirls.
"oh," she replied, "Kai'll get better soon, besides, half the reason we like him is because of his 'tough-guy-lonerness.' And yes, we're looking
for Rei!"
~
note to self:
Step 4. Become tough-guy-loner!
well THAT completely ruins everything.
and there's no way Kai can get un-tough.
hmph.
Well, I'll go to Rei now.
~ Kenny entered Rei's room and asked, "Uh, Rei?" "What?" "Would you call yourself a 'tough-guy-loner'?" "um..." "That doesn't matter, now have fun!" "With what?" "Them." "Who – AAH!!!" ~
2 down, 1 to go.
*grins as fangirls come out of Rei's room smirking and holding makeup*
ok, now, to make me beautiful...
I know!
intensive plastic surgery!
Ow. that would hurt.
nevermind.
hmph.
ok...
I could get contacts...
...and dye my hair!
blue. ^^ ...and I guess I should cut it too -__-
and get platform boots...to make me tall ^^
cool clothes...
OOH!! OOH!! and an ear piercing!!
ow.
maybe some clip-ons.
ok, so...where do I start?
contacts.
~
· at optical thingy ·
"MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL!" Kenny yelled with is arms extended.
The whole building went dead silent. You can hear a cricket chirping.
Everyone stared at him.
"I WANT CONTACTS!"
that made a little more sense to them.
and so it began...
~
· 2 hours later ·
I dropped my contact in the sink -__-
*sigh*
o well.
next item on the list:
dye my hair
...and cut it -__-
~
· at optical thingy ·
"MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL!" Kenny yelled with is arms extended.
The whole building went dead silent. You can hear a cricket chirping.
Everyone stared at him.
"I WANT MY HAIR DYED! ...and cut."
that made a little more sense to them.
and so it began...
· 2 hours later (at home) · Kenny walked into the bathroom, looked into the mirror, and ...screamed -__-'
"I said DYE my hair blue...NOT TYE DYE!!"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
PunkSaki – ^^ hee hee it's sort of a clifie!
Kai – -__- evil...
PunkSaki – ok, the score for letting ChibiSaki out is 2-1 (in Chibi's favor) but I'm waiting till 5 ppl vote so ya
~toodles!~