MISSION FOR THE TRUTH
WHY?
"Who would want to write a story about YOUR life?" Ron asked Harry while they were all sitting in their hotel room. "My life is much more interesting."
"Is not. And I have no clue why someone would want to write a story about me. And how would they get this information? This is way to Twilight Zone." "Well," Hermione joined in,"It would defiantly have to be someone within the witch and wizarding community. No muggle could obtain information like that." " Or it could be something from another planet. Harry, you haven't had anything stuck up your butt lately have you?" Ron asked. "Um, no Ron I really doubt it. Now, who did it say wrote the book?" "Ummmmm." Hermione was looking, "oh here it is. It says J.K. Rowling." Harry though to himself. Why is this happening to him? Isn't his life strange enough? "What we have to do," Hermione suggested, " Is find this J.K. Rowling." "AND KILL HER!!!" Ron yelled. "Ron! Don't get carried away!" Harry said," No, we're not going to kill her, we're going to ask her why." "TO THE INTERNET!!" Hermione said.
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After they all took a bus to the nearest library, and after Ron almost beat up a hobo, they were all on different computers looking for anything on J.K Rowling. "AH HA!! I FOUND SOMETHING!" Hermione yelled, and about fifteen people went SHHHH!!!! "What is it Hermione? An address? A phone number? A blood type?" Ron asked then looked suspiciously around. "No, none of those, but I did find a schedule for all of the book signings and public appearances she is going to make for the next week" "When is the next one?" Harry asked and then snatched the paper she printed out of her hands."Tomarrow.in the Books N' Stuff on 23rd street.at 1:30 p.m." "Well I guess we can go there tomarrow, ask her why she's doing this, AND KILL HER!!" "WE'RE NOT GOING TO KILL HER!!!" Hermione and Harry shouted at Ron.
~*~ They next day, while sitting on the bus. "That hobo keeps looking at me." Ron whispered to Harry. "What is it with you and hobos?" "You both need to stop. Do you know what you're going to say to her?" Hermione said to them while slapping Ron on the head. "I'm going to ask her why she's doing this." Harry said. "And I'm going to sit quiet with my mouth shut?" Ron said. "That's right. Then what are you going to say?" "How did you obtain this information." "I'm going to sit quiet with my mouth shut" "Yes. Now here is our stop." They all got of the bus then couldn't believe their eyes when they saw over on hundred people standing out side the bookstore. Then Ron tried to get in front, but someone punched him in the throat. "How are we going to get inside?" Harry asked Hermione. "We could sneak through the back" And so they did. But it wasn't different from out side. There was still over a one hundred people inside. They made there way up the staircase to the second floor and looked from the balcony at J.K Rowling. Harry was thinking. He wanted to know why she was doing this and , well just why. How could someone do this and not tell them? Why would someone want to write a story about Harry? Why is Ron lying on the floor? Oh yea , the throat thing.
PLEASE R/R. THANX IF YOU DO, SCREW YOU IF YOU DON'T (
"Who would want to write a story about YOUR life?" Ron asked Harry while they were all sitting in their hotel room. "My life is much more interesting."
"Is not. And I have no clue why someone would want to write a story about me. And how would they get this information? This is way to Twilight Zone." "Well," Hermione joined in,"It would defiantly have to be someone within the witch and wizarding community. No muggle could obtain information like that." " Or it could be something from another planet. Harry, you haven't had anything stuck up your butt lately have you?" Ron asked. "Um, no Ron I really doubt it. Now, who did it say wrote the book?" "Ummmmm." Hermione was looking, "oh here it is. It says J.K. Rowling." Harry though to himself. Why is this happening to him? Isn't his life strange enough? "What we have to do," Hermione suggested, " Is find this J.K. Rowling." "AND KILL HER!!!" Ron yelled. "Ron! Don't get carried away!" Harry said," No, we're not going to kill her, we're going to ask her why." "TO THE INTERNET!!" Hermione said.
~*~
After they all took a bus to the nearest library, and after Ron almost beat up a hobo, they were all on different computers looking for anything on J.K Rowling. "AH HA!! I FOUND SOMETHING!" Hermione yelled, and about fifteen people went SHHHH!!!! "What is it Hermione? An address? A phone number? A blood type?" Ron asked then looked suspiciously around. "No, none of those, but I did find a schedule for all of the book signings and public appearances she is going to make for the next week" "When is the next one?" Harry asked and then snatched the paper she printed out of her hands."Tomarrow.in the Books N' Stuff on 23rd street.at 1:30 p.m." "Well I guess we can go there tomarrow, ask her why she's doing this, AND KILL HER!!" "WE'RE NOT GOING TO KILL HER!!!" Hermione and Harry shouted at Ron.
~*~ They next day, while sitting on the bus. "That hobo keeps looking at me." Ron whispered to Harry. "What is it with you and hobos?" "You both need to stop. Do you know what you're going to say to her?" Hermione said to them while slapping Ron on the head. "I'm going to ask her why she's doing this." Harry said. "And I'm going to sit quiet with my mouth shut?" Ron said. "That's right. Then what are you going to say?" "How did you obtain this information." "I'm going to sit quiet with my mouth shut" "Yes. Now here is our stop." They all got of the bus then couldn't believe their eyes when they saw over on hundred people standing out side the bookstore. Then Ron tried to get in front, but someone punched him in the throat. "How are we going to get inside?" Harry asked Hermione. "We could sneak through the back" And so they did. But it wasn't different from out side. There was still over a one hundred people inside. They made there way up the staircase to the second floor and looked from the balcony at J.K Rowling. Harry was thinking. He wanted to know why she was doing this and , well just why. How could someone do this and not tell them? Why would someone want to write a story about Harry? Why is Ron lying on the floor? Oh yea , the throat thing.
PLEASE R/R. THANX IF YOU DO, SCREW YOU IF YOU DON'T (