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A/N: what inspired me to write this story wasthat many times we have dicussed the fact that Aragorn's hari was always so greasy and oily. Then we disscused what Arwen saw in him. The story may differ from the acual story of how they met. So dont get on my back. Thank you for reading ARAGORNS HAIR! ? ?
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*Curtins Opening*
And now the story ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ARAGORNS HAIR.
Many times I have been critized the fact that my hair is very oily, greasy and dirty. Everyone down to my own wife critized me about my hair. But the thing is, is that they don't know the half of it. See when I was a young lad growing up Legolas had always made fun of me because he would live for ever and that one day that I would die. "You may say" he would say "that we Elves are always doing our nails and brushing our long hair and being all prissy but unlike you I will live forever! Do you hear that? WE ELVES WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!" that was the day that they put him in a cage for a day because he was laughing madly. That gave me bad dreams for the longest time. You know the thought of death. But my mother had always told me that I could choose the day I die. So after I marry Lady Galadriel *blushing* and have children then I can leave the babies with her and die.*laughing madly*
But that all changed the day that I turned 21. I was taking a shower (as a good boy should) and I found that all my Bath&Body Works shampoo (all men have a femine side) was gone. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!! ALL MY SHAMPOO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH" I was speech less \ that had never happened to me before never ever ever NEVER! So I did what any desperate man would do and tied the towel around my waist and ran out in Rivendell's main hall all wet with a rubber ducky. I ran in to Arwen (at the time I did not know it was Arwen) I stopped and just looked at her. I fell in love! "Are you okay?" she said looking down at me. I felt myself blushing. I had hung my head. "Yea, I'm okay." "Well I found this in my shower." she handed me a bag full with my shampoo, gave me a peck on my cheek and left, blushing. As I walked down the hall I heard a laugh behind the piller by the shower room. I rooled my eyes. "Very funny Legolas!" he came out of it laughing. At the moment he is the reason that my hair started to be greasy. But at the time I could mot be very mad at him because with out him I would not have met my wife, Arwen, but because of him I used to follow Arwen around where ever she went so I would forget to take showers.
Can you please review.
A/N: what inspired me to write this story wasthat many times we have dicussed the fact that Aragorn's hari was always so greasy and oily. Then we disscused what Arwen saw in him. The story may differ from the acual story of how they met. So dont get on my back. Thank you for reading ARAGORNS HAIR! ? ?
l
U
*Curtins Opening*
And now the story ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ARAGORNS HAIR.
Many times I have been critized the fact that my hair is very oily, greasy and dirty. Everyone down to my own wife critized me about my hair. But the thing is, is that they don't know the half of it. See when I was a young lad growing up Legolas had always made fun of me because he would live for ever and that one day that I would die. "You may say" he would say "that we Elves are always doing our nails and brushing our long hair and being all prissy but unlike you I will live forever! Do you hear that? WE ELVES WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!" that was the day that they put him in a cage for a day because he was laughing madly. That gave me bad dreams for the longest time. You know the thought of death. But my mother had always told me that I could choose the day I die. So after I marry Lady Galadriel *blushing* and have children then I can leave the babies with her and die.*laughing madly*
But that all changed the day that I turned 21. I was taking a shower (as a good boy should) and I found that all my Bath&Body Works shampoo (all men have a femine side) was gone. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!! ALL MY SHAMPOO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH" I was speech less \ that had never happened to me before never ever ever NEVER! So I did what any desperate man would do and tied the towel around my waist and ran out in Rivendell's main hall all wet with a rubber ducky. I ran in to Arwen (at the time I did not know it was Arwen) I stopped and just looked at her. I fell in love! "Are you okay?" she said looking down at me. I felt myself blushing. I had hung my head. "Yea, I'm okay." "Well I found this in my shower." she handed me a bag full with my shampoo, gave me a peck on my cheek and left, blushing. As I walked down the hall I heard a laugh behind the piller by the shower room. I rooled my eyes. "Very funny Legolas!" he came out of it laughing. At the moment he is the reason that my hair started to be greasy. But at the time I could mot be very mad at him because with out him I would not have met my wife, Arwen, but because of him I used to follow Arwen around where ever she went so I would forget to take showers.
Can you please review.