Note: I am really sorry I haven't written in a while, things have been kind
of busy, and other things occupied my mind about the story (lol Kayz and
MoMo)
Well here you go! I hope that you aren't mad at me for not updating for
about.3-4 months .sorry again!!
CHAPTER SEVEN BACK TO THE STORY
"Wow! That was a fun time at Disney Land! Now we can get back to CAPTURING J.K. ROWLING!!!" Ron exclaimed as they got out of the bus.
"Yes, and I hope no one noticed we were gone. We HAVE been gone for 3-4 months. It's not our fault that those meddling kids got in our way and we had to drive back in this bus that smells like Snape's room." Hermione said while dusting suspicious little leaves from her robe.
"One thing is certain though," Harry said," We are going to hunt Rowling down and ask her .that.questions.. What were we going to ask her again?"
"Harry, did you drink the water that was in those vases?" Hermione asked.
"Uh, no, Hermione, not ME."
"YES HE DID!!! I SAW HIM DO IT!!!" Ron exclaimed with wide eyes and pointing his finger at Harry.
"RON YOU SNITCH! IM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO A PULP!!"
Ron then ran behind an ally, and tripped over a hobo.
" DAMN HOBOS!! WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A JOB OR SOME THING?!"
"Do you have any spare.anything.. little red-haired boy?"
Ron had to control his urge not to set the hobo on fire.even though his hand was reaching for the lighter in his pocket.
Come on Ron.control yourself.remember what happened last time?.
Suddenly Kayz runs in and screams, "NO RON!! DON'T DO IT!!! I LOVE MR. HOBO!!!"
She then runs away into a dark ally
Ron looks back and forth and then runs into a taxi and drives away.
..:::::^.^:::::.. (KITTY !!! YAY!!)
Hermione, Harry, and Ron all meet up at the hotel at about 7:00. JUST IN TIME FOR AMERICAN IDOL!!! * wink wink *
[I've been noticing that I've been naming a lot of 'things', and I want to say that I don't own anything except the plot, which doesn't really even belong to me (I stole it from a hobo)]
Okay, ANYWAYS..
The gang was lounging in the hotel room, thinking about the next plan for J.K. Rowling
"We could just wait untill her next book signing is over." Hermione suggested.
"Or we could put a motion censored bomb in her car." Ron said.
Hermione and Harry both looked at Ron with confused faces.
"Ron, were do you come up with such idiotic things? I mean, the things you say sometimes are, well, retarded."
"Hey now, I am not as retarded as you think. I have a 5th grade reading level, AND I just got done reading all of the 'Magic School Bus' books."
"Right Ron."
..:::::^.^:::::.. (KITTY!!! YAY!!)
The next book signing today, so the 'gang' (Noticing the Scooby Doo references? yea I thought so) went to the 'Books Books and Some Crappy Magazines" bookstore. Ron, Hermione and Harry were all waiting outside for Rowling. Ron was pacing back and forth, he couldn't do anything, Harry put a blindfold over his eyes so he couldn't attack any 'Homeless Devils' as Ron calls them.
Rowling walked out of the bookstore, waving to all of the people clapping for her. She turned around to see Harry and Hermione putting a burlap sack over her head and stuffing them into a taxi.
"WERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!"
"Oh just to our hotel room to ask you some.questions."
FIN OF CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER SEVEN BACK TO THE STORY
"Wow! That was a fun time at Disney Land! Now we can get back to CAPTURING J.K. ROWLING!!!" Ron exclaimed as they got out of the bus.
"Yes, and I hope no one noticed we were gone. We HAVE been gone for 3-4 months. It's not our fault that those meddling kids got in our way and we had to drive back in this bus that smells like Snape's room." Hermione said while dusting suspicious little leaves from her robe.
"One thing is certain though," Harry said," We are going to hunt Rowling down and ask her .that.questions.. What were we going to ask her again?"
"Harry, did you drink the water that was in those vases?" Hermione asked.
"Uh, no, Hermione, not ME."
"YES HE DID!!! I SAW HIM DO IT!!!" Ron exclaimed with wide eyes and pointing his finger at Harry.
"RON YOU SNITCH! IM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO A PULP!!"
Ron then ran behind an ally, and tripped over a hobo.
" DAMN HOBOS!! WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A JOB OR SOME THING?!"
"Do you have any spare.anything.. little red-haired boy?"
Ron had to control his urge not to set the hobo on fire.even though his hand was reaching for the lighter in his pocket.
Come on Ron.control yourself.remember what happened last time?.
Suddenly Kayz runs in and screams, "NO RON!! DON'T DO IT!!! I LOVE MR. HOBO!!!"
She then runs away into a dark ally
Ron looks back and forth and then runs into a taxi and drives away.
..:::::^.^:::::.. (KITTY !!! YAY!!)
Hermione, Harry, and Ron all meet up at the hotel at about 7:00. JUST IN TIME FOR AMERICAN IDOL!!! * wink wink *
[I've been noticing that I've been naming a lot of 'things', and I want to say that I don't own anything except the plot, which doesn't really even belong to me (I stole it from a hobo)]
Okay, ANYWAYS..
The gang was lounging in the hotel room, thinking about the next plan for J.K. Rowling
"We could just wait untill her next book signing is over." Hermione suggested.
"Or we could put a motion censored bomb in her car." Ron said.
Hermione and Harry both looked at Ron with confused faces.
"Ron, were do you come up with such idiotic things? I mean, the things you say sometimes are, well, retarded."
"Hey now, I am not as retarded as you think. I have a 5th grade reading level, AND I just got done reading all of the 'Magic School Bus' books."
"Right Ron."
..:::::^.^:::::.. (KITTY!!! YAY!!)
The next book signing today, so the 'gang' (Noticing the Scooby Doo references? yea I thought so) went to the 'Books Books and Some Crappy Magazines" bookstore. Ron, Hermione and Harry were all waiting outside for Rowling. Ron was pacing back and forth, he couldn't do anything, Harry put a blindfold over his eyes so he couldn't attack any 'Homeless Devils' as Ron calls them.
Rowling walked out of the bookstore, waving to all of the people clapping for her. She turned around to see Harry and Hermione putting a burlap sack over her head and stuffing them into a taxi.
"WERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!"
"Oh just to our hotel room to ask you some.questions."
FIN OF CHAPTER SEVEN