chapter two:salamander Louie
Harry decided to talk to Dumbledoor the next day.
"Happy Face!"he shouted.
When he got to the office,Dumbledoor looked up.
"Aha! It was a donkey who ate my panties! I hope I can find a new Pooh Bear thong at Zellers!"Dumbledoor squealed.
"Oh! Harry. I see you want to talk to me. And I understand. After all, I belive in the rights of ponies."
"Uh...is this a bad time?" Harry asked.
"What?Oh, no. Have a cow candy."
"Uh, no thanks."
"What? No, have one-please!"
"No thank you." Harry said.
Dumbledoor's eyes started to turn dark red.
"Eat one."
Harry took one.
It smelled strong of cow pies. He took a bite. It tasted like roast beef.
"Yum!" cried Harry.
"Harry, I have something to tell you. I'm resigning."
"What?" Harry cried. "But why?"
"I'm tired of this job. It's boring."
"But...but..."
"And, I'm leaving the school in your hands."
"Oh! That changes everything! Get out of here!"
"Oh, but Harry, I must tell you one more thing."
"what is it?" Harry asked, impatiently.
"I am not going to be Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledoor any more!"
"What? "
"I am now going to be SALAMANDER LOUIE!"
With a flick of his wand, Dumbledoor became a bright red salamander.
"Bye" said the lizard. He jumped out the window. Harry smiled.
Harry started to wiggle his butt.
OK. Reveiw. And remember:Salamanders are servants to Louie.
Harry decided to talk to Dumbledoor the next day.
"Happy Face!"he shouted.
When he got to the office,Dumbledoor looked up.
"Aha! It was a donkey who ate my panties! I hope I can find a new Pooh Bear thong at Zellers!"Dumbledoor squealed.
"Oh! Harry. I see you want to talk to me. And I understand. After all, I belive in the rights of ponies."
"Uh...is this a bad time?" Harry asked.
"What?Oh, no. Have a cow candy."
"Uh, no thanks."
"What? No, have one-please!"
"No thank you." Harry said.
Dumbledoor's eyes started to turn dark red.
"Eat one."
Harry took one.
It smelled strong of cow pies. He took a bite. It tasted like roast beef.
"Yum!" cried Harry.
"Harry, I have something to tell you. I'm resigning."
"What?" Harry cried. "But why?"
"I'm tired of this job. It's boring."
"But...but..."
"And, I'm leaving the school in your hands."
"Oh! That changes everything! Get out of here!"
"Oh, but Harry, I must tell you one more thing."
"what is it?" Harry asked, impatiently.
"I am not going to be Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledoor any more!"
"What? "
"I am now going to be SALAMANDER LOUIE!"
With a flick of his wand, Dumbledoor became a bright red salamander.
"Bye" said the lizard. He jumped out the window. Harry smiled.
Harry started to wiggle his butt.
OK. Reveiw. And remember:Salamanders are servants to Louie.