Only in Muggle Studies.
A/N, ok, this is story is written by me and my friend, Emily, who live in different cities and haven't actually seen each other for about a year, so she's going to write one chapter, I'm going to write another chapter. Actually, It goes the other way, because this chapter is my chapter.anyways, that's what's going on, this isn't just my fic! Well, r&r&r, standards disclaimer applies.
"You ready for them?" Draco asked, picking up a book form the box at random and flipping though it.
"I guess I have to be, you?" Draco threw the book aside. Total trash, muggles had no taste. Harry was checking the class register. Again. Dumbl- Albus had asked them if they wanted to so him a favour, fill in as Muggle studies teachers this year. Well, not this year so to speak. He wanted them to go back to when their parents had been in school and be the Muggle studies teacher then. Under assumed names of course. So here they were, their first day of classes.
"Eh, it's not my mom-dad-godfather-betrayer-of-my-parents out there that I have to face." Draco said, selecting another book.
"You forgot Remus." Harry said, picking the book up off the floor. "And you do know that these books are very expensive, plus we have to actually have the students read these this year?"
"Harry, they're about traveling pants. Pants, Harry, that travel. How stupid?" He never had understood muggle trends, or literature really. Well, he understood some things, otherwise he wouldn't be teaching this year. In actual fact this summer his father had dropped him off in America to get a taste of what muggles were really like. Without Magic. It was supposed to make him think even more less of them, but really had only learnt that they were people, just like him. Well, not just like him, it would be to much on their little brains if their was more than one Draco Malfoy running around.
"The girls next door swear by these books. Besides, they're best sellers. And only the girls have to read them."
"Oh, so I suppose the poor guys have to read this?" Draco said, indicating the book he was holding. He made a silent gesture to show how big he thought it was.
"No, that would be a bible. We're using that for religion studies this year. All muggle aspects, remember?" Harry said, bending down to grab another box.
"Alright, but it seems a bit, well, gory. They hung a guy on a cross. With nails. Do you have any idea how nasty that is? They threw stuff at him!" he threw that book aside too, and instead pointed to some large box-like things along one of the walls. "What are those?"
"Will you quit throwing things! Particularly heavy things!" Harry yelped as the flying book whizzed past his head. "Those are computers, I've magic- ed them to work here, and, before you ask those are televisions."
"Well, thanks, but I was actually going to tell you that the bells going to ring any minute." Draco looked on, amused, as Harry zoomed around the class, cleaning things up here and there, putting books away and complaining he wasn't ready yet.
"There, we should be ready enough.I hope."Harry said in little gasps, holding his knees while he caught his breathe.
"Well, actually, I read my watch wrong, silly me, we still have five minutes to go, but if your done, I'm going to open the door now." Ignoring Harry's mutterings of "I hate him, I will kill him as soon as I get the chance", Draco walked towards the door and pulled it open to be met by a prim looking red head.
"Oh, you must be the new Muggle Studies teacher. Sorry I'm so early, only I wanted to be on time and as I has nothing else to do right now, I thought I might as well come up and see how they've done up the class and see what we'll be studying this year. Only the door was locked, and there wasn't enough time go anywhere else, so I thought I'd just wait." She said this all very fast.
"Oh, uh, I see. Well, yes, I'm one of the teachers. And this year we'll be studying muggles. Hence." He gave a little dramatic pause here, "The name." Harry snorted a bit at this. He was turning on what some students laughing called "The Draco charm".
"One of the teachers? There's more of you?"
"Well, no, there's only one of me, but yes, there is another teacher. Him." Draco said, jabbing a thumb in Harry's direction, who waved a little before going back to his work.
"oh." She said, then stuck her hand out, "Evans, Sir, Lily Evans." Harry spluttered a bit. His mother was a regular Hermione, she was muggle born, and still insisted on taking muggle Studies.
"You alright there, Po-erm-Smith?" Draco called out.
"Um, I think I need your help."
:"Alright what's the problem?"
"I think I need your help over here."
"But we have a student. An eager to leanr student! How can I turn her out-"
"I think I need your help over here, right now or else I'll do something rash!"
"Sorry, but my short tempered colleague needs my help or else he'll do something rash, apparently, I'll be right back." Draco said, stalking over to the other side of the room. "What." he hissed, squatting down next to Harry and picking up some books to put on the shelf.
"That's my mom!" Harry hissed back. "But she's muggle born! What is she doing in a muggle studies class?"
"Um, didn't Granger take muggle studies?"
"Yes, that's my point." Harry said, raising his eyebrows.
"Um, I hate to interrupt, but the bells about to go, I thought you aught to know." Lily said form across the room, looking from her watch to them with an odd expression on her face. Just then the bell rang, and slowly students started making there way in.
"Figures," Harry heard someone say, "That Evans would be here first, what a bloody suck up!"
"Alright, class. Everyone take a seat. Oh, and be mindful, you better like the person your sitting next to because you guys just made up the seating plan. If I see things aren't working out, then I will have you moved to different desks." Harry said in a no-nonsense sort of voice.
"Now, who can tell me what you covered last year?" Draco asked them while Harry walked around asking name and jotting down where they were sitting.
"Not much, actually." Some one said.
"Oh, and who are you?" Draco asked them.
"Sirius Black, if you must know." He stressed the must, as though it was non of Draco's business.
"Right. Well, Mr. Black, I hope we can put something into your head this year." He surveyed the room quickly, then waited for Harry to join him at his side before continuing. "Well, now we know who you are, you should know who we are. My name is Draco, that one is Harry." A hand hot into the air.
"Don't you mean Professor Harry?" Lily asked, before she was called on.
"No, he means Harry. First name basis' tend to work better than others." A few people nodded at this, Hogwarts was know for it's eccentric teachers. "So, today we have these, an assortment of Muggle magazines. I want you all to read them, as this year will focus mainly on muggle trends." the Students came up, each selecting a few magazines and then getting down to reading them. It sounded like a study hall.
"It's quiet in here. I want you all to talk! You will never learn anything if you keep your opinions to yourself! You!" Draco said, pointing a finger at a boy named Joseph, "What have you learned so far?"
Joseph, who seemed a little taken aback at being pointed out, muttered out "They seem to like bright colours." He was holding a magazine which proclaimed "twist" and was covered in shocking red and yellow spots and the odd picture and squiggle. There seemed to be very little actually story in there though.
Draco looked at him, then threw his hands up in the air. "Go ahead, Lily, I know you've noticed."
Lily, ignoring everyone else's mutters of "teachers pet", stood up and said clearly. "They're all dated for the year 2003." There was a sound of pages being flipped as everyone checked dates.
"Well, at least someone noticed. This year we have decided to teach from the future, instead of the present. Mostly because we've been dragged through time before and find the future much more interesting."
The class broke out in chatter, this was going to be a very different year.
A/N, The next Chappie is by my bff, and we have a slightly different view on how to write thing, IE, she writes Draco as Malfoy, I write him based (loosely) on the Draco from the Trilogy by Cassandra Claire, so yes, Characters will vary, and don't forget to review!
A/N, ok, this is story is written by me and my friend, Emily, who live in different cities and haven't actually seen each other for about a year, so she's going to write one chapter, I'm going to write another chapter. Actually, It goes the other way, because this chapter is my chapter.anyways, that's what's going on, this isn't just my fic! Well, r&r&r, standards disclaimer applies.
"You ready for them?" Draco asked, picking up a book form the box at random and flipping though it.
"I guess I have to be, you?" Draco threw the book aside. Total trash, muggles had no taste. Harry was checking the class register. Again. Dumbl- Albus had asked them if they wanted to so him a favour, fill in as Muggle studies teachers this year. Well, not this year so to speak. He wanted them to go back to when their parents had been in school and be the Muggle studies teacher then. Under assumed names of course. So here they were, their first day of classes.
"Eh, it's not my mom-dad-godfather-betrayer-of-my-parents out there that I have to face." Draco said, selecting another book.
"You forgot Remus." Harry said, picking the book up off the floor. "And you do know that these books are very expensive, plus we have to actually have the students read these this year?"
"Harry, they're about traveling pants. Pants, Harry, that travel. How stupid?" He never had understood muggle trends, or literature really. Well, he understood some things, otherwise he wouldn't be teaching this year. In actual fact this summer his father had dropped him off in America to get a taste of what muggles were really like. Without Magic. It was supposed to make him think even more less of them, but really had only learnt that they were people, just like him. Well, not just like him, it would be to much on their little brains if their was more than one Draco Malfoy running around.
"The girls next door swear by these books. Besides, they're best sellers. And only the girls have to read them."
"Oh, so I suppose the poor guys have to read this?" Draco said, indicating the book he was holding. He made a silent gesture to show how big he thought it was.
"No, that would be a bible. We're using that for religion studies this year. All muggle aspects, remember?" Harry said, bending down to grab another box.
"Alright, but it seems a bit, well, gory. They hung a guy on a cross. With nails. Do you have any idea how nasty that is? They threw stuff at him!" he threw that book aside too, and instead pointed to some large box-like things along one of the walls. "What are those?"
"Will you quit throwing things! Particularly heavy things!" Harry yelped as the flying book whizzed past his head. "Those are computers, I've magic- ed them to work here, and, before you ask those are televisions."
"Well, thanks, but I was actually going to tell you that the bells going to ring any minute." Draco looked on, amused, as Harry zoomed around the class, cleaning things up here and there, putting books away and complaining he wasn't ready yet.
"There, we should be ready enough.I hope."Harry said in little gasps, holding his knees while he caught his breathe.
"Well, actually, I read my watch wrong, silly me, we still have five minutes to go, but if your done, I'm going to open the door now." Ignoring Harry's mutterings of "I hate him, I will kill him as soon as I get the chance", Draco walked towards the door and pulled it open to be met by a prim looking red head.
"Oh, you must be the new Muggle Studies teacher. Sorry I'm so early, only I wanted to be on time and as I has nothing else to do right now, I thought I might as well come up and see how they've done up the class and see what we'll be studying this year. Only the door was locked, and there wasn't enough time go anywhere else, so I thought I'd just wait." She said this all very fast.
"Oh, uh, I see. Well, yes, I'm one of the teachers. And this year we'll be studying muggles. Hence." He gave a little dramatic pause here, "The name." Harry snorted a bit at this. He was turning on what some students laughing called "The Draco charm".
"One of the teachers? There's more of you?"
"Well, no, there's only one of me, but yes, there is another teacher. Him." Draco said, jabbing a thumb in Harry's direction, who waved a little before going back to his work.
"oh." She said, then stuck her hand out, "Evans, Sir, Lily Evans." Harry spluttered a bit. His mother was a regular Hermione, she was muggle born, and still insisted on taking muggle Studies.
"You alright there, Po-erm-Smith?" Draco called out.
"Um, I think I need your help."
:"Alright what's the problem?"
"I think I need your help over here."
"But we have a student. An eager to leanr student! How can I turn her out-"
"I think I need your help over here, right now or else I'll do something rash!"
"Sorry, but my short tempered colleague needs my help or else he'll do something rash, apparently, I'll be right back." Draco said, stalking over to the other side of the room. "What." he hissed, squatting down next to Harry and picking up some books to put on the shelf.
"That's my mom!" Harry hissed back. "But she's muggle born! What is she doing in a muggle studies class?"
"Um, didn't Granger take muggle studies?"
"Yes, that's my point." Harry said, raising his eyebrows.
"Um, I hate to interrupt, but the bells about to go, I thought you aught to know." Lily said form across the room, looking from her watch to them with an odd expression on her face. Just then the bell rang, and slowly students started making there way in.
"Figures," Harry heard someone say, "That Evans would be here first, what a bloody suck up!"
"Alright, class. Everyone take a seat. Oh, and be mindful, you better like the person your sitting next to because you guys just made up the seating plan. If I see things aren't working out, then I will have you moved to different desks." Harry said in a no-nonsense sort of voice.
"Now, who can tell me what you covered last year?" Draco asked them while Harry walked around asking name and jotting down where they were sitting.
"Not much, actually." Some one said.
"Oh, and who are you?" Draco asked them.
"Sirius Black, if you must know." He stressed the must, as though it was non of Draco's business.
"Right. Well, Mr. Black, I hope we can put something into your head this year." He surveyed the room quickly, then waited for Harry to join him at his side before continuing. "Well, now we know who you are, you should know who we are. My name is Draco, that one is Harry." A hand hot into the air.
"Don't you mean Professor Harry?" Lily asked, before she was called on.
"No, he means Harry. First name basis' tend to work better than others." A few people nodded at this, Hogwarts was know for it's eccentric teachers. "So, today we have these, an assortment of Muggle magazines. I want you all to read them, as this year will focus mainly on muggle trends." the Students came up, each selecting a few magazines and then getting down to reading them. It sounded like a study hall.
"It's quiet in here. I want you all to talk! You will never learn anything if you keep your opinions to yourself! You!" Draco said, pointing a finger at a boy named Joseph, "What have you learned so far?"
Joseph, who seemed a little taken aback at being pointed out, muttered out "They seem to like bright colours." He was holding a magazine which proclaimed "twist" and was covered in shocking red and yellow spots and the odd picture and squiggle. There seemed to be very little actually story in there though.
Draco looked at him, then threw his hands up in the air. "Go ahead, Lily, I know you've noticed."
Lily, ignoring everyone else's mutters of "teachers pet", stood up and said clearly. "They're all dated for the year 2003." There was a sound of pages being flipped as everyone checked dates.
"Well, at least someone noticed. This year we have decided to teach from the future, instead of the present. Mostly because we've been dragged through time before and find the future much more interesting."
The class broke out in chatter, this was going to be a very different year.
A/N, The next Chappie is by my bff, and we have a slightly different view on how to write thing, IE, she writes Draco as Malfoy, I write him based (loosely) on the Draco from the Trilogy by Cassandra Claire, so yes, Characters will vary, and don't forget to review!