Author's note: Hello, welcome to the new and improved version of thy story.
I rewrote/combined the chapters to make the story better... What was
previously chapter one and two are now chapter one, what was previously
chapter 3 and what would have been chapter four are now chapter two, and I
shall type two more chapters and combine, and maybe more... maybe...
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Warnings: Slight Shounen Ai, Slight Shoujo Ai, and accidently drug use...
Disclaimer~ I own all of them, bwahahahahaha *runs from men in suits*
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Chapter One ~ Enter Naruto; Enter Sasuke; Enter Gaara
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"Come on, Spar with me!" A certain blond haired Kitsune whined. He was busy
training until a certain raven haired boy came along.
"No," came a cool and steady response. Naruto wasn't too happy about that.
He blocked Sasuke from going anywhere.
"And Why not?"
"Because.." Sasuke responded. He glared at Naruto, who glared back.
Naruto smirked.
"Oh I see! The great Sasuke is afraid! Ha, always knew you were a coward!
If I had a nickel for every coward as bad as you I'd have five cents"
That statement caused the dark haired boy to rethink his decision.
"Fine."
Naruto smirked, his plan had worked. It made him kind of sad he had to say
that just to get him spar with him but who cared, in the end he got what he
wanted. The two boys started immediately, Naruto started things off with
his Shadow Replication Technique. Three Narutos attacked Sasuke at once,
who guarded them off gracefully. After a few minutes of guarding Sasuke
switched to the offensive, and knocked the two clones into each other, who
both disappeared in smoke. He then went for Naruto but missed as the blond
tripped him. Sasuke landed on his arm, flipped up, and kicked a certain
kitsune whom had been going for a hit.
Naruto fell back, but copied Sasuke's fall breaker and bounced right back
at him.
He swung at Sasuke's face, but Sasuke managed to dodge the punch. He
thrust his knee into the smaller boy's stomach, who rolled away and
coughed. Immediately he jumped back up and kicked Sasuke, in the chest,
which caused him to fall back onto the ground. They both stopped for a
second to take a breath, but went right back at it.
As the battle went on, they started to treat it more like a fight than a
simple spar. Sasuke knocked Naruto so hard he landed a few feet away in a
batch of strange smelling plants. Naruto blinked and stared at the plants,
smelling an odd smell that enchanted him. Before Sasuke realized what he
did he formed a seal and blew fire, igniting the plants Naruto laid on.
Oops.
That was the first thing that went through Sasuke's mind. The second thing
was, what is that smell? The plants didn't stay on fire, but they burned.
Naruto jumped up furious at his rival.
"Sasuke you idiot! Baaaka! What where you thinking?"
Smoke surrounded him, he inhaled it on accident, and felt the oddest
sensation go through his body. Sasuke watched stunned, as Naruto stopped
yelling and began to giggle. Why was the stupid blond standing there
inhaling smoke. Why wasn't he moving? Was he suicidal?
Naruto felt so funny he couldn't help but giggle... and laugh. He stumbled
and choked on the smoke, coughing like there was no tomorrow. The smoke
was so harsh, like nothing he had ever felt. He took a few steps back, a
few forward, and a few to the side before he collapsed on a small patch of
grass in the middle of the burning patch. He kept coughing and his eyes
were watering. He couldn't form the words in his head to explain how weird
he felt at the moment, even if it was just to himself. He guessed he was
going to die, die in the middle of these burning plants inhaling too much
smoke. He wanted to move desperately, but he couldn't muster the strength
to. Oh well, he thought. At least his deathbed smelt good. Really good.
Sasuke couldn't believe the stupidity of the kitsune. Was he trying to
look strong by standing in the smoke? He was such an idiot. Or maybe he
needed help. Through the thick smoke, Sasuke saw Naruto on the ground.
Yes it seems He does need help, the boy thought.
Naruto coughed and coughed, holding his chest in agony. Wow it would suck
to be in a burning house. Naruto knew a burning house didn't smell good
when it burned... like these plants did. He felt so weird and lightheaded.
It was the funniest thing in the world. He felt himself be lifted and he
took a big gulp of oxygen. How the hell? He thought, as he opened his
bright blue eyes. His vision was blurred, but when it cleared he started
strait up at Sasuke.
"What's wrong with your eyes?" Sasuke asked. Naruto took in the scene.
Sasuke must have jumped in the smoke to save him, and now was holding him
like a bride. Naruto blushed when he thought this, and remained silent.
"Your eyes are glossy... and drooped... Like Kakashi-sensei's," Sasuke
continued, "Are you okay?" Naruto stared, wondering why his rival was
concerned about him. Very good Question... Why is he? Naruto thought.
Sasuke stared at Naruto confused. For once the blond wasn't being loud and
obnoxious, instead he was quiet. This frightened Sasuke, whose mind began
to race. Maybe Naruto is going to die, because of the smoke, because he
was there in the smoke for much to long... And it was all Sasuke's fault.
I should have ignored him, the panicked boy thought; I should have just
forgotten what Naruto said! Or at least I should have realized we were
training and not light the plants on fire... It was an accident!
Sasuke kept his calm face, even if he was panicking like never before. Did
he kill the kitsune? It that why Naruto was being so damn quiet?! Naruto
grinned.
"Oi, Sasuke-kun.."
Sasuke's eyes widened in fear. That's what Sakura and those other girls who
always swooned over him called him, why the hell did Naruto start calling
him that... When did he ever start?!
"What's a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke stared in horror, and dropped Naruto. The smoke seemed to have
affected the blond more than he originally thought. Naruto hit the ground
lightly. "Hey! Whats wrong Sasuke? Had to make me feel the same fall you
did?"
Sasuke stared confused.
"The fall from heaven!" Naruto explained. Sasuke rolled his eyes at the
pickup line, but then realized that is WAS a pickup line, and gulped
nervously.
"Um, Naruto?" He asked, Naruto looked at him with his droopy, glossy eyes.
"Yeh?"
Sasuke bent over and felt Naruto's forehead.
"Sasuke... I feel funny..." the blond randomly said, He began to giggle
again. Sasuke stared at him, in his eyes. Maybe this was Sakura
transformed into Naruto, Like Naruto had once transformed into him to talk
to Sakura. Or maybe it was just a replication, and the real Naruto was
waiting for him to do something like kiss him so he could laugh and
blackmail him.
Sasuke stopped, wondering why he thought kiss. His thoughts were swept
away, however, when he took a breath of smoke and coughed. He suddenly
felt very light headed. He stared at Naruto, whom stared back. The blond
boy grinned. Sasuke grinned back.
"Ramen?"
That was the only thing to come out of the kitsune's mouth, but Sasuke
understood completely.
"Sounds great."
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The two boys stared down at their ramen bowls hungrily. Naruto drooled.
"Sasuke, I never knew you liked ramen," Naruto pointed out as Sasuke began
to eat.
"I don't," he explained. "But now I do."
Naruto grinned at his rival and turned to his own bowl. However, right
before he had a chance to eat anything, someone knocked the bowl off the
table.
"Oh I'm so sorry!" He laughed, and staggered away. Naruto looked down
horrified at the spilled ramen.
"No!!!! My ramen! My precious! Why?! Why Meeee?! It's not fair! My RAAAMEN"
the blonde yelled dramatically, and fell to the floor. Sasuke looked at
Naruto like he was drugged, which he was.
"Ewe don't eat that. I'll buy you another bowl." he told the kitsune, who
almost ate the spilled ramen. Naruto looked at the dark haired boy
thankfully.
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Gaara, poor unexpecting Gaara, wandered and wandered. He had no idea where
he was, he moved to wherever his legs took him. I guess I'm at the village
of leaf, he thought. He wandered in the forest, not paying attention to
what he was doing. He came into a clearing and saw smoke, and a lot of it.
Not paying attention, he accidentally inhaled the smoke, and a lot of it.
Immediately he coughed, as he accidentally inhaled more, and felt very
light headed. He staggered to the side, and started to laugh as he tripped
and fell down in the middle of the smoke, unable to move.
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"Remember. Remember." Naruto tried to say, but he was cut short when him
and Sasuke fell over laughing. After finishing their ramen, they wandered
off to take a walk through the village. Right now, they were talking,
about something not even they knew. People stared as the two boys, as the
rivals whom hate each other, walked down the street laughing together.
People also stared for the fact that Sasuke was laughing.
Both of them got up from the ground, and wandered some more. They finally
ended up somewhere after an hour, back in the forest. Naruto and Sasuke
stopped when they heard coughing. They both came into a very familiar
clearing, still filled with smoke, if not more. The coughing was coming
from the middle of the smoke. The two boys looked at each other.
"Oi, Naruto. Your turn," Sasuke said, pointing into the smoke where someone
obviously was having trouble just as Naruto was earlier. Naruto nodded and
ran into the smoke.
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Gaara coughed, and coughed and coughed. He felt the smoke fill his lungs
as he gasped for air, which he was denied of. The boy was on his knees,
holding himself in agony hoping he would just hurry up and die. For a
moment he thought he did die.
"Gaara?" asked a voice. Gaara opened his eyes slowly. His eyes were
blurry from tearing, because of the smoke. Gaara realized he was breathing
oxygen for the first time in the last three minutes. Gaara still had that
sensation in his body. He felt so tired. He felt so. weird.
"Naruto?" Gaara asked the voice, recognizing it. When Gaara could finally
see, He gazed at Naruto, into his bright blue eyes.
"Gaara, what in the fruit are you doing here?" the kitsune asked. Gaara
still stared. He raised himself closer to Naruto, still staring directly
into his eyes.
"Umm. Gaara? What are you doi-" he started but was cut off by Gaara firmly
placing his lips against the blonde's.