Author's note: Hmmm.... I dunno @_@
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Warnings: Slight Shounen Ai, Slight Shoujo Ai, and humorous druguse...
~
Disclaimer: Not mine... If it was, the name of the village would be Hidden
Village in the weed and Gaara would be the main character... because Gaara is
kick*bbbbbbbbeeeeeeep*
~
Chapter two ~ Enter Hinata; Enter Sakura; Enter Ino
~
Naruto widened his eyes when Gaara oh so boldly kissed him. Gaara pushed
Naruto onto the ground and held his arms so he couldn't move. Sasuke's jaw
dropped, and his eyes burrrrrned with jealousy.
Coughing could be heard from not that far, and a figure stumbled out of
smoke.
"Oh no! Naruto-kuuuun!" sobbed the newcomer. Sasuke turned and saw Hinata,
with the biggest puppy dog eyes ever.... glossy... droopy puppy dog eyes...
Gaara got off of Naruto and looked up, blood dripping from his lip.
Hinata looked at Gaara furiously, which made the girl resemble Neji rather
than sweet innocent soft-spoken Hinata. She grabbed Gaara by his collar and
dragged him into the forest. Sasuke and Naruto stared, as Gaara screamed
for help like an idiot.
"Haha..." Sasuke chuckled, as Naruto thought to himself that Hinata had to
be the weirdest person on.... whatever planet they were on.... I would love
to say earth but the back of Naruto volume 1 says it's a different world...
"How come he was bleeding?" Sasuke asked, interrupting the blonde's
thoughts.
"I bit him..."
"Why?"
Silence...
"I forgot..."
~
Sakura adjusted her Hitai-Ate Leaf headband as she stared in the mirror.
"Today's Goal... To be the first girl to kiss Sasuke!" She cried to no one
in particular. She giggled. "Now Naruto can't possibly ruin my dream!" she
cheered. Sakura walked over to the window.
"However... That Ino Pig..." She made a face. The only person who could
ruin her plan was 'that Ino pig'.
Sakura left her house, and walked down the street. Where could Sasuke be?
In the forest? Well that seems likely, she thought. She turned off the
street and walked into the forest.
Sakura walked happily, until she heard her rival talking. She jumped behind
a tree and listened, as Ino spoke to her team.
"Pleaaaaaaaaase, help me with my goal!" Ino cried. Shikamaru sighed but
kept walking, and Chouji ignored her. Sakura wondered why Shikamaru and
Chouji wouldn't help her when usually they did whatever she said, just to
save from arguing.
"Your so troublesome, No we do not want to help you kiss Sasuke," Shikamaru
said in his usual tone of voice. Chouji pulled out a bag of chips.
"I can give you two reasons I'm not helping, One, I'm hungry, and two, you
goal has already been crushed by Naruto!"
"But if you guys help me, I can be the first GIRL to kiss him!" Ino cried.
Sakura felt a twitch. So Ino had the same plan! There was no way she was
going to let that Ino pig win! Sakura dashed off to find Sasuke before Ino
could.
"Fine, I don't need you guys anyways! I'll come back with Sasuke, hand in
hand!" Ino spat and stuck out her tounge. Then She took off in the same
direction as Sakura.
~
Sasuke threw his hands in the air.
"You forgot?! Wait... What were we talking about?"
Naruto smiled slyly.
"You were just telling me how much greater I am than you!" He explained.
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"You must have fallen asleep somewhere between because I never said that,
dobe."
Naruto glared daggers.
"Don't call me that!" He yelled.
"Dobe," Sasuke whispered, loud enough for Naruto to hear.
"That's it, SEXY NO JUTSU!"
Sasuke stared at the naked blond in front of him, whom was blowing a kiss
at him.
"Dobe, did you actually think that would work on me?" he inquired. Naruto
fumed.
"Fine, then see if this works!"
~
Sakura and Ino met at a cliff.
"I knew you'd be around, forehead girl!" Ino said when the two landed. "You
came to ruin my plan, didn't you?"
Sakura shook her head. "I'm destined to be with Sasuke, Ino Pig! Naruto may
have been the first person to ever kiss Sasuke but I'll be the first girl!"
"If you think so, but I don't!" Ino laughed, but before she could say
anymore she noticed Sasuke and her jaw, along with Sakura's dropped to the
floor. A blond girl was kissing Sasuke, and even worse, she was naked!
Both girls fainted and landed with a loud thud.
~
Naruto got off of Sasuke, and grinned as he returned to his regular form.
Sasuke stared for a minute surprised, then suddenly smirked. It was
Naruto's turn to look surprised as Sasuke's hands flew into a deal and he
mutter these words: "SEXY NO JUTSU! SASUKE VERSION!"
With a poof Sasuke turned into a naked girl with long silky raven black
hair, pale skin, gray almond shaped eyes, and a seductive pose.
Naruto stared with awe and jealousy. For one, The Uchiha boy turned girl
looked beautiful. But then again, Sexy no Jutsu was Naruto's own technique,
and now Sasuke's.
However, despite the perfect transformation, Naruto's eyes did not wander
over the body, but stuck to Sasuke's eyes. How pretty.
Naruto's cheeks turned a bit pink as he refused to move his eyes. Refuse to
move his eyes that was, until he heard a familiar person to his left.
"Wow Naruto, I never thought you have it in you!" Gaara said with a laugh.
Hinata blushed, and she nibbled on a chip she pulled out of the bag she
held.
Naruto shook his head impatiently, defending himself from the accusing.
"No! You have it all wrong, this is that bastard Sasuke, stealing my move!"
Naruto shouted, obviously pissed. Sasuke being 'that bastard' he was,
walked over to Naruto and wrapped his arms around him.
"Naruto-kun, Please don't lie... why must you deny us? Don't you love me?"
Sasuke asked, hugging him as if they really were lovers. Naruto glared at
Sasuke.
"Stop it! Turn back to your regular self, jackass!"
Hinata looked down.
"I'm sorry, I should leave," she said quietly. She tried to sneak off
before Gaara snatched her arm.
"Wait," Gaara whispered, grinning like a crazy man on drugs.... Because
that's what he is! Hinata gasped and muttered a quick "I'm sorry" and stood
next to Gaara again. Naruto hit Sasuke on the head, which forced him to
poof back to his original self. Hinata couldn't help but sigh with relief.
So Naruto-kun wasn't doing anything after all.
Hinata stared out into the scene, her eyes getting blurry. She wondered
why. Little did she know, when you get high and eat, you feel only tired.
And training for a few days strait didn't make her anymore awake. She
yawned and watched the three bodies slowly disappear from sight as the
ground rushed up to meet her. That is, would have met her if Gaara hadn't
caught her.
Gaara threw Hinata over his shoulder, and watched Naruto and Sasuke argue.
After a few minutes, he got bored of that so he started off to find
Hinata's house so he could drop her off; only he went in the wrong
direction because he had no idea where she lived.
~
Sakura's eyes fluttered open as she slowly regained conscience. Immediately
she stared coughing, and rolled over to get on her knees, but ended up
rolling on a coughing Ino.
"Ino-chan," she coughed.
Ino looked up at the girl she once knew to be her best friend. But then
that vision of the little girl returned to the Sakura she knew now.
"I always said I'd never lose to you, I guess I didn't lose to you, but to
someone else..."
"I don't even know why I said I'd never lose to you, I only did that to get
on your nerves I guess... I don't even think I love Sasuke-kun."
The two rivals stared at each other, forgetting the fact they weren't
breathing oxygen. It was silent, minus an occasional cough between the two.
"Baka."
They grinned, got up, and fought their way together out of the smoke,
obviously high.
~
Once again, Sasuke and Naruto forgot what they were doing. They just stared
at each other... staring.... Staring.... Then grinning... smirking... laughing...
burning the plants again... being fascinated by fire... and boosting their
level of impairment. Laughter replaced by coughing, feeling like their mind
was slipping away, hazy.... Tired... hungry... bored...
"Lets spar!" the blonde shouted. Sasuke nodded in agreement and got into a
stance. Naruto started off again with Kage Bushin no Jutsu and they began
to fight. They didn't fight as well as they usually could, but being high
strangely boosted their chakra sky-high. Because of that, Kage Bushin no
Jutsu produced more clones than originally intended. It was okay though,
his Taijutsu skills were lower so if balanced out well.
Sasuke, however, started out with Sharingan. The chakra sent to his eyes
was more than intended, giving him a major headache. Thanks to that, Naruto
managed to punch Sasuke squarely in the face, and tackle him with a massive
number of clones. Maybe, just maybe... Naruto could've won... that is if he
hadn't tackled a log.
~
Gaara also had his own troubles. He wandered throughout town, hoping to
find where Hinata lived.
He walked over to a house, average sized with average lawn decorations and
dead grass. When he knocked on the door, someone familiar answered the
door. Shikamaru.
"Hey," Gaara said. "Does this girl live with you?"
Shikamaru stared at him... and shut the door.
~
Warnings: Slight Shounen Ai, Slight Shoujo Ai, and humorous druguse...
~
Disclaimer: Not mine... If it was, the name of the village would be Hidden
Village in the weed and Gaara would be the main character... because Gaara is
kick*bbbbbbbbeeeeeeep*
~
Chapter two ~ Enter Hinata; Enter Sakura; Enter Ino
~
Naruto widened his eyes when Gaara oh so boldly kissed him. Gaara pushed
Naruto onto the ground and held his arms so he couldn't move. Sasuke's jaw
dropped, and his eyes burrrrrned with jealousy.
Coughing could be heard from not that far, and a figure stumbled out of
smoke.
"Oh no! Naruto-kuuuun!" sobbed the newcomer. Sasuke turned and saw Hinata,
with the biggest puppy dog eyes ever.... glossy... droopy puppy dog eyes...
Gaara got off of Naruto and looked up, blood dripping from his lip.
Hinata looked at Gaara furiously, which made the girl resemble Neji rather
than sweet innocent soft-spoken Hinata. She grabbed Gaara by his collar and
dragged him into the forest. Sasuke and Naruto stared, as Gaara screamed
for help like an idiot.
"Haha..." Sasuke chuckled, as Naruto thought to himself that Hinata had to
be the weirdest person on.... whatever planet they were on.... I would love
to say earth but the back of Naruto volume 1 says it's a different world...
"How come he was bleeding?" Sasuke asked, interrupting the blonde's
thoughts.
"I bit him..."
"Why?"
Silence...
"I forgot..."
~
Sakura adjusted her Hitai-Ate Leaf headband as she stared in the mirror.
"Today's Goal... To be the first girl to kiss Sasuke!" She cried to no one
in particular. She giggled. "Now Naruto can't possibly ruin my dream!" she
cheered. Sakura walked over to the window.
"However... That Ino Pig..." She made a face. The only person who could
ruin her plan was 'that Ino pig'.
Sakura left her house, and walked down the street. Where could Sasuke be?
In the forest? Well that seems likely, she thought. She turned off the
street and walked into the forest.
Sakura walked happily, until she heard her rival talking. She jumped behind
a tree and listened, as Ino spoke to her team.
"Pleaaaaaaaaase, help me with my goal!" Ino cried. Shikamaru sighed but
kept walking, and Chouji ignored her. Sakura wondered why Shikamaru and
Chouji wouldn't help her when usually they did whatever she said, just to
save from arguing.
"Your so troublesome, No we do not want to help you kiss Sasuke," Shikamaru
said in his usual tone of voice. Chouji pulled out a bag of chips.
"I can give you two reasons I'm not helping, One, I'm hungry, and two, you
goal has already been crushed by Naruto!"
"But if you guys help me, I can be the first GIRL to kiss him!" Ino cried.
Sakura felt a twitch. So Ino had the same plan! There was no way she was
going to let that Ino pig win! Sakura dashed off to find Sasuke before Ino
could.
"Fine, I don't need you guys anyways! I'll come back with Sasuke, hand in
hand!" Ino spat and stuck out her tounge. Then She took off in the same
direction as Sakura.
~
Sasuke threw his hands in the air.
"You forgot?! Wait... What were we talking about?"
Naruto smiled slyly.
"You were just telling me how much greater I am than you!" He explained.
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"You must have fallen asleep somewhere between because I never said that,
dobe."
Naruto glared daggers.
"Don't call me that!" He yelled.
"Dobe," Sasuke whispered, loud enough for Naruto to hear.
"That's it, SEXY NO JUTSU!"
Sasuke stared at the naked blond in front of him, whom was blowing a kiss
at him.
"Dobe, did you actually think that would work on me?" he inquired. Naruto
fumed.
"Fine, then see if this works!"
~
Sakura and Ino met at a cliff.
"I knew you'd be around, forehead girl!" Ino said when the two landed. "You
came to ruin my plan, didn't you?"
Sakura shook her head. "I'm destined to be with Sasuke, Ino Pig! Naruto may
have been the first person to ever kiss Sasuke but I'll be the first girl!"
"If you think so, but I don't!" Ino laughed, but before she could say
anymore she noticed Sasuke and her jaw, along with Sakura's dropped to the
floor. A blond girl was kissing Sasuke, and even worse, she was naked!
Both girls fainted and landed with a loud thud.
~
Naruto got off of Sasuke, and grinned as he returned to his regular form.
Sasuke stared for a minute surprised, then suddenly smirked. It was
Naruto's turn to look surprised as Sasuke's hands flew into a deal and he
mutter these words: "SEXY NO JUTSU! SASUKE VERSION!"
With a poof Sasuke turned into a naked girl with long silky raven black
hair, pale skin, gray almond shaped eyes, and a seductive pose.
Naruto stared with awe and jealousy. For one, The Uchiha boy turned girl
looked beautiful. But then again, Sexy no Jutsu was Naruto's own technique,
and now Sasuke's.
However, despite the perfect transformation, Naruto's eyes did not wander
over the body, but stuck to Sasuke's eyes. How pretty.
Naruto's cheeks turned a bit pink as he refused to move his eyes. Refuse to
move his eyes that was, until he heard a familiar person to his left.
"Wow Naruto, I never thought you have it in you!" Gaara said with a laugh.
Hinata blushed, and she nibbled on a chip she pulled out of the bag she
held.
Naruto shook his head impatiently, defending himself from the accusing.
"No! You have it all wrong, this is that bastard Sasuke, stealing my move!"
Naruto shouted, obviously pissed. Sasuke being 'that bastard' he was,
walked over to Naruto and wrapped his arms around him.
"Naruto-kun, Please don't lie... why must you deny us? Don't you love me?"
Sasuke asked, hugging him as if they really were lovers. Naruto glared at
Sasuke.
"Stop it! Turn back to your regular self, jackass!"
Hinata looked down.
"I'm sorry, I should leave," she said quietly. She tried to sneak off
before Gaara snatched her arm.
"Wait," Gaara whispered, grinning like a crazy man on drugs.... Because
that's what he is! Hinata gasped and muttered a quick "I'm sorry" and stood
next to Gaara again. Naruto hit Sasuke on the head, which forced him to
poof back to his original self. Hinata couldn't help but sigh with relief.
So Naruto-kun wasn't doing anything after all.
Hinata stared out into the scene, her eyes getting blurry. She wondered
why. Little did she know, when you get high and eat, you feel only tired.
And training for a few days strait didn't make her anymore awake. She
yawned and watched the three bodies slowly disappear from sight as the
ground rushed up to meet her. That is, would have met her if Gaara hadn't
caught her.
Gaara threw Hinata over his shoulder, and watched Naruto and Sasuke argue.
After a few minutes, he got bored of that so he started off to find
Hinata's house so he could drop her off; only he went in the wrong
direction because he had no idea where she lived.
~
Sakura's eyes fluttered open as she slowly regained conscience. Immediately
she stared coughing, and rolled over to get on her knees, but ended up
rolling on a coughing Ino.
"Ino-chan," she coughed.
Ino looked up at the girl she once knew to be her best friend. But then
that vision of the little girl returned to the Sakura she knew now.
"I always said I'd never lose to you, I guess I didn't lose to you, but to
someone else..."
"I don't even know why I said I'd never lose to you, I only did that to get
on your nerves I guess... I don't even think I love Sasuke-kun."
The two rivals stared at each other, forgetting the fact they weren't
breathing oxygen. It was silent, minus an occasional cough between the two.
"Baka."
They grinned, got up, and fought their way together out of the smoke,
obviously high.
~
Once again, Sasuke and Naruto forgot what they were doing. They just stared
at each other... staring.... Staring.... Then grinning... smirking... laughing...
burning the plants again... being fascinated by fire... and boosting their
level of impairment. Laughter replaced by coughing, feeling like their mind
was slipping away, hazy.... Tired... hungry... bored...
"Lets spar!" the blonde shouted. Sasuke nodded in agreement and got into a
stance. Naruto started off again with Kage Bushin no Jutsu and they began
to fight. They didn't fight as well as they usually could, but being high
strangely boosted their chakra sky-high. Because of that, Kage Bushin no
Jutsu produced more clones than originally intended. It was okay though,
his Taijutsu skills were lower so if balanced out well.
Sasuke, however, started out with Sharingan. The chakra sent to his eyes
was more than intended, giving him a major headache. Thanks to that, Naruto
managed to punch Sasuke squarely in the face, and tackle him with a massive
number of clones. Maybe, just maybe... Naruto could've won... that is if he
hadn't tackled a log.
~
Gaara also had his own troubles. He wandered throughout town, hoping to
find where Hinata lived.
He walked over to a house, average sized with average lawn decorations and
dead grass. When he knocked on the door, someone familiar answered the
door. Shikamaru.
"Hey," Gaara said. "Does this girl live with you?"
Shikamaru stared at him... and shut the door.