A/N: Here you go 2nd Chapter. Thanks for the reviews!
Disclaimer: etc. etc. etc. blah blah blah. You know the drill.
Chapter 2:
It was Smackdown.
Danielle's first night.
She was going to fight Billy Kidman and Ultimo Dragon on a two on one handicap intersex match.
Wow, that's a lot to handle for a nineteen year old.
Especially a girl.
Danielle's song went on and she came out.
The announcer said that she was a new wrestler and several fans cheered, mostly the male ones.
She was quite appealing too.
Anywho, she got in the ring.
Instead of Billy Kidman or Ultimo Dragon's song, it was John Cena's song.
Danielle knew Billy and Ultimo's song, so she knew that there was something wrong.
John Cena came in doing his usual routine.
He did the World Life sign and entered the ring.
"yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!" he started
"what do we have here?" he said
Danielle rolled her eyes
"you're kinda young to be in this ring, unless of course, you're representing playboy magazine."
Then Danielle mouthed what looked like "shut up"
"a feisty one too." John said
"Ok. Welcome to Smackdown-----"then John stopped in the middle of the sentence
"you wanna say something?" he said since Danielle was getting another mic
"aight. Aight. Ladies First" he said
"Aight, listen, I heard you talk a lot of trash here on Smackdown. Wonder what kind of trash you talk, gimme the lowdown." She said
"You rap? Well, Listen, this ain't nonya business, you're just a girl maybe even less." He said competitively
"Hey, I did my homework. If it wasn't for your bling bling on WWE you'd end up a sales clerk."
"You don't tell me how to use my package-------"
"oops. I forgot, it's a luggage."
"Listen miss-I-got-my-tits-----"
"Listen here, I'm not the bitch."
"you think you got guts----"
"I know. I know. SO CHOKE ON THESE NUTS. Is that the best you got or me? you ferret-faced CLB."
"CLB. No I'm not-----"
"Again, there you go with the choking of nuts. I know your game and how you play it. I know you're nervous, you just can't say it. You think you're so great as a matter of fact. You're just some white dude pretending to be black. You know that I have got the game. But you don't clearly know my name. I'm Danielle Le Von, the new bitch on the block. When you rap around me, it's you who sucks. So stop being an arrogant prick, with a giant MOBY DICK!"
"Listen----"
"I don't listen to fools like you in this ring. I can knock you out from winter all the way till spring."
"You think I got a Moby Dick?"
"Ehem! Before you talk you're the one that makes me sick. I read your mind I know how you play. You're Moby Dick's so big I think it's fake. I know everyone's in favor of you John Cena. The US Champion of this Arena. I agree 100 percent. But you still owe thirty bucks for that g-string rent."
"You're a pretty good rapper for a girl."
"The one and only in the world."
"I mean you got the looks and the body. Way way hotter than Scottie 2 hottie. Welcome to Smackdown Danielle Le Von."
"[waves hand like John Cena] Well you can't see me coz I'm already gone. Oh before I forget. I won and you just lost the bet. Keep your pants on or you'll make the ladies jump. Before you chase 'em make sure you pump. One more thing, go ahead and sob. Cause I already cancelled all you daily blow jobs."
Then Danielle gave the mic back as John left the ring, beat in a rap battle for the first time in his career, on national tv.........By a girl............ a nineteen year old girl.
God, this was the first time he had gotten a bitch slap in like what, ten years? Aside from when his mom got mad at him for thinking of wrestling as a career instead of business management... yuck...
The match...
Billy Kidman was first.
He quietly told Danielle he'd go easy on her since it's her first match and she's a girl.
Danielle fumed at this.
Just because she was a girl and she was nineteen, doesn't mean she can't wrestle.
"So sorry Billy, I'm not just a girl. I can fight. Watch me."
Danielle ran to the rope and bounced off it and then straight into Billy.
Billy ducked and Danielle jumped over him.
And then Danielle sneaked up behind him and kicked his knee then turned to pin him down.
Both his feet up and she was holding his shoulders and feet.
And then Billy got up again.
Ultimo entered and tried all his best moves.
Danielle was able to defend her self from each one.
Danielle was lying down in the middle of the ring.
She wasn't knocked, she just lay there.
And then Ultimo D. bounced off the rope to land on her and pin her down.
But no, Danielle had something in store.
Danielle put her feet up when Ultimo let go of the rope and then kicked him out of the ring hitting the railings that were used to prevent the fans from crowding the ring.
And then Danielle told Billy to come.
Billy climbed up one corner and then jumped off.
And then Danielle simply took a step to the right and then Billy landed curling up in pain.
Danielle asked if he was making it easy for her.
He said no.
What?
He wasn't?
So Danielle ran to him and pinned him.
2...
Danielle let go angrily and then ran to Ultimo.
She faced her back on him and did a bridge and then a back flip and then landed in his stomach and it almost broke his ribs.
Danielle may be light but she can give some kind of impact.
She threw Ultimo to the steel steps and then went back up the ring to deal with Billy.
She kicked his knee and then jumped on it. right knee.
And then she pulled him to the corner and then she ran towards him and kicked him in the ribs.
Men's weaknesses aren't their dicks, she thought, it was the ankles.
And then she took a big jump and then pinned him and
1
2
3
she won.
Disclaimer: etc. etc. etc. blah blah blah. You know the drill.
Chapter 2:
It was Smackdown.
Danielle's first night.
She was going to fight Billy Kidman and Ultimo Dragon on a two on one handicap intersex match.
Wow, that's a lot to handle for a nineteen year old.
Especially a girl.
Danielle's song went on and she came out.
The announcer said that she was a new wrestler and several fans cheered, mostly the male ones.
She was quite appealing too.
Anywho, she got in the ring.
Instead of Billy Kidman or Ultimo Dragon's song, it was John Cena's song.
Danielle knew Billy and Ultimo's song, so she knew that there was something wrong.
John Cena came in doing his usual routine.
He did the World Life sign and entered the ring.
"yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!" he started
"what do we have here?" he said
Danielle rolled her eyes
"you're kinda young to be in this ring, unless of course, you're representing playboy magazine."
Then Danielle mouthed what looked like "shut up"
"a feisty one too." John said
"Ok. Welcome to Smackdown-----"then John stopped in the middle of the sentence
"you wanna say something?" he said since Danielle was getting another mic
"aight. Aight. Ladies First" he said
"Aight, listen, I heard you talk a lot of trash here on Smackdown. Wonder what kind of trash you talk, gimme the lowdown." She said
"You rap? Well, Listen, this ain't nonya business, you're just a girl maybe even less." He said competitively
"Hey, I did my homework. If it wasn't for your bling bling on WWE you'd end up a sales clerk."
"You don't tell me how to use my package-------"
"oops. I forgot, it's a luggage."
"Listen miss-I-got-my-tits-----"
"Listen here, I'm not the bitch."
"you think you got guts----"
"I know. I know. SO CHOKE ON THESE NUTS. Is that the best you got or me? you ferret-faced CLB."
"CLB. No I'm not-----"
"Again, there you go with the choking of nuts. I know your game and how you play it. I know you're nervous, you just can't say it. You think you're so great as a matter of fact. You're just some white dude pretending to be black. You know that I have got the game. But you don't clearly know my name. I'm Danielle Le Von, the new bitch on the block. When you rap around me, it's you who sucks. So stop being an arrogant prick, with a giant MOBY DICK!"
"Listen----"
"I don't listen to fools like you in this ring. I can knock you out from winter all the way till spring."
"You think I got a Moby Dick?"
"Ehem! Before you talk you're the one that makes me sick. I read your mind I know how you play. You're Moby Dick's so big I think it's fake. I know everyone's in favor of you John Cena. The US Champion of this Arena. I agree 100 percent. But you still owe thirty bucks for that g-string rent."
"You're a pretty good rapper for a girl."
"The one and only in the world."
"I mean you got the looks and the body. Way way hotter than Scottie 2 hottie. Welcome to Smackdown Danielle Le Von."
"[waves hand like John Cena] Well you can't see me coz I'm already gone. Oh before I forget. I won and you just lost the bet. Keep your pants on or you'll make the ladies jump. Before you chase 'em make sure you pump. One more thing, go ahead and sob. Cause I already cancelled all you daily blow jobs."
Then Danielle gave the mic back as John left the ring, beat in a rap battle for the first time in his career, on national tv.........By a girl............ a nineteen year old girl.
God, this was the first time he had gotten a bitch slap in like what, ten years? Aside from when his mom got mad at him for thinking of wrestling as a career instead of business management... yuck...
The match...
Billy Kidman was first.
He quietly told Danielle he'd go easy on her since it's her first match and she's a girl.
Danielle fumed at this.
Just because she was a girl and she was nineteen, doesn't mean she can't wrestle.
"So sorry Billy, I'm not just a girl. I can fight. Watch me."
Danielle ran to the rope and bounced off it and then straight into Billy.
Billy ducked and Danielle jumped over him.
And then Danielle sneaked up behind him and kicked his knee then turned to pin him down.
Both his feet up and she was holding his shoulders and feet.
And then Billy got up again.
Ultimo entered and tried all his best moves.
Danielle was able to defend her self from each one.
Danielle was lying down in the middle of the ring.
She wasn't knocked, she just lay there.
And then Ultimo D. bounced off the rope to land on her and pin her down.
But no, Danielle had something in store.
Danielle put her feet up when Ultimo let go of the rope and then kicked him out of the ring hitting the railings that were used to prevent the fans from crowding the ring.
And then Danielle told Billy to come.
Billy climbed up one corner and then jumped off.
And then Danielle simply took a step to the right and then Billy landed curling up in pain.
Danielle asked if he was making it easy for her.
He said no.
What?
He wasn't?
So Danielle ran to him and pinned him.
2...
Danielle let go angrily and then ran to Ultimo.
She faced her back on him and did a bridge and then a back flip and then landed in his stomach and it almost broke his ribs.
Danielle may be light but she can give some kind of impact.
She threw Ultimo to the steel steps and then went back up the ring to deal with Billy.
She kicked his knee and then jumped on it. right knee.
And then she pulled him to the corner and then she ran towards him and kicked him in the ribs.
Men's weaknesses aren't their dicks, she thought, it was the ankles.
And then she took a big jump and then pinned him and
1
2
3
she won.