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Female Trouble
a harry potter scribble
Chapter 2
The commotion was interrupted when Ron bit Goyle's big toe off. Goyle started screaming. Blood started pouring out at all angles. Ron spat out the toe from his mouth, blood dripping down his chin and all over his already rosy lips. Ron licked them "Tastes like chicken". "You'll pay for this b*$%#!" Draco screamed again grabbing Goyle's toe with one hand and yelling a spell over his shoulder.
Being a skinny twit himself he couldn't make Goyle budge and so Crabbe had to help. The male trio limped off to the hospital wing, just as Cho Chang walked into the Hall. Cho noticed the hansom guy standing next to Harry (oh Harry) and Ron.
A guy you say? Yes for Draco had turned Hermione into 'Hercules'. Cho waved to Harry and walked over, he was really just an excuse to perve on the guy with the bushy brown hair and crooked teeth, but he still looked amazingly HOT! She started a conversation with Harry, oh what the heck she thought and ran to 'Hercules' and embraced him in a kiss. Harry was stunned, shocked, discombobulated, surprised, amazed, baffled, but then he quickly became upset, sad, jealous, and he started bawling like a baby.
Ron was torn; he didn't know whether to comfort Harry or help Hercules who was having a bit of trouble getting rid of Cho who had jumped on top of him/her.
Ron grabbed his chance when Cho took a breath and jumped on her, dragging her away from Hercules and pinning her to the ground. He slapped her face "snap out of it Cho" he screamed. Cho looked up, a look of desire in her eyes, she was really horny, she pulled her arms around Ron and started making out with him. Harry had almost stopped crying when he saw this and it caused him to suffer a relapse and he started bawling again.
Hercules stood up as soon as she could and ran out of the Hall, back to her dormitory. At the door she noticed the sign saying 'Girls Dorm', looking down at her body she changed her mind and ran into Harry and Ron's dorm.
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