Chapter 1
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The inu gang is walking up the road when they see kikyou stumbling toward them, beer keg in hand.
Inu: kikyou, watcha doin?
Kikyou: you guys gotta try the tavern up the road.they got some goooooooooood stuff
Kikyou trips down the path in drunken song
Kikyou: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh wat I wouldn't give for some vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Miroku: whoa was she wasted or wat?
Kagome: holy **** I don't think ive ever seen her so loaded
Sango: have you ever even seen her drunk
Kagome: shut up foo
Sango: wat the hell is a foo?
Kgome: a foo is an ugly goat like creature with a scraggly beard and yellow polka dot horns
Sango: (to inu) do you think we need to put her on her meds again?
Inu: no… they just made her more insane
Sango: is that truly possible?
Miroku: why don't we check out this tavern for ourselves
Miroku smiles his evil little perverted lecher smile and walks ahead of the group muttering to himself
Miroku: mutter mutter mutter women mutter mutter beer mutter mutter naked-
Sango: pervert!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 min later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The gang arrives at the tavern to find… seshy? (I mean who knew that seshy of all people went drinking?)
Seshy: 'pointing to jaken' well I never thought id see the day when he would be able to drink 14 bottles of gin in half and hour
Shippo orders up a martini whil the others are talking to seshy.
Kagome: shippo, nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kagome grabs the martini and gulps it down before shippo can
Sango: kagome! Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: wat?
Sango: you didn't save me any!
Inu: kagome!!!!!!
Kagome: wat do you people want from meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu: um… ok, well the bartender doesn't have any ****in ramen!!!!!!!!
Kagome: well of course he doesn't, stupid! Ramen is from my time you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!
While kagome is making inuyashas ramen, she "accidentally" knocks the contents of sangos martini into the bowl
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 min later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inu: damn, something about this ramen makes me…
Sango and kagome exchange glances.
Inu: it makes me wanna… sing! Oh the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout…
Miroku returns form drinking with some tavern hotties
Miroku: 'groping sangos butt' I don't know why, but those girls over there think im some kind of evil rapist.
Sango: 'yelp' ohh I wonder why
Miroku goes outside with one of the girls and within seconds a purple monks robe flies through the door
Sango: miroku you heinti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango runs outside and returns with a naked miroku in headlock
Sango: PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu: …down came the rain and washed the spider out… awwwwwww, is sango wango jelous of the hot tavern chick?
Sango tackles inuyasha and puts them both in headlock.
Kagome: shippo, sheild your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watching an angry woman attack a naked man should NOT be on your list of priorites.
Shippo pulls out a paper entitled "LIST OF PRIORITIES" and erases something
Shippo: 'under his breath' dang, she took my favorite one.
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The inu gang is walking up the road when they see kikyou stumbling toward them, beer keg in hand.
Inu: kikyou, watcha doin?
Kikyou: you guys gotta try the tavern up the road.they got some goooooooooood stuff
Kikyou trips down the path in drunken song
Kikyou: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh wat I wouldn't give for some vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Miroku: whoa was she wasted or wat?
Kagome: holy **** I don't think ive ever seen her so loaded
Sango: have you ever even seen her drunk
Kagome: shut up foo
Sango: wat the hell is a foo?
Kgome: a foo is an ugly goat like creature with a scraggly beard and yellow polka dot horns
Sango: (to inu) do you think we need to put her on her meds again?
Inu: no… they just made her more insane
Sango: is that truly possible?
Miroku: why don't we check out this tavern for ourselves
Miroku smiles his evil little perverted lecher smile and walks ahead of the group muttering to himself
Miroku: mutter mutter mutter women mutter mutter beer mutter mutter naked-
Sango: pervert!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 min later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The gang arrives at the tavern to find… seshy? (I mean who knew that seshy of all people went drinking?)
Seshy: 'pointing to jaken' well I never thought id see the day when he would be able to drink 14 bottles of gin in half and hour
Shippo orders up a martini whil the others are talking to seshy.
Kagome: shippo, nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kagome grabs the martini and gulps it down before shippo can
Sango: kagome! Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: wat?
Sango: you didn't save me any!
Inu: kagome!!!!!!
Kagome: wat do you people want from meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu: um… ok, well the bartender doesn't have any ****in ramen!!!!!!!!
Kagome: well of course he doesn't, stupid! Ramen is from my time you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!
While kagome is making inuyashas ramen, she "accidentally" knocks the contents of sangos martini into the bowl
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 min later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inu: damn, something about this ramen makes me…
Sango and kagome exchange glances.
Inu: it makes me wanna… sing! Oh the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout…
Miroku returns form drinking with some tavern hotties
Miroku: 'groping sangos butt' I don't know why, but those girls over there think im some kind of evil rapist.
Sango: 'yelp' ohh I wonder why
Miroku goes outside with one of the girls and within seconds a purple monks robe flies through the door
Sango: miroku you heinti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango runs outside and returns with a naked miroku in headlock
Sango: PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu: …down came the rain and washed the spider out… awwwwwww, is sango wango jelous of the hot tavern chick?
Sango tackles inuyasha and puts them both in headlock.
Kagome: shippo, sheild your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watching an angry woman attack a naked man should NOT be on your list of priorites.
Shippo pulls out a paper entitled "LIST OF PRIORITIES" and erases something
Shippo: 'under his breath' dang, she took my favorite one.