Chapter 2
Has sango beaten miroku to death? Will inuyasha ever stop ****in singing every ****in song he ****in knows?!?! Lets find out… oh yeah and I don't own inuyasha so YOU CANT SUE ME FOR GETTING THEM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Inu: oh, row row row your boat gently down the stream…
Kagome: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
*pins Inu to the ground*
Kat: uhhh… Kagome, what are you doing to poor inuyasha?
Kagome: *gets up, dusting herself off.
Umm…nothing! Who the hell are you?
Kat: I am the Master of the Universe! Katherine! And over there, that's a little, tiny comet, Ellie!
Ellie: Who you callin' a comet?
*Kouga slams the door open and struts in, his whole pack of wolves following.
Kouga: A round of vodkas for me and my buddies!!!
Bartender: Here in my bartenders instruction manual it says, and I quote, " If a whore walks in
give her as much beer as you can in hopes to…" wait, that's the wrong one…Here! "Never give vodka to a wolf deamon followed by a bunch of canis lupus."
Kouga: Just give me the freakin' vodka!!
Bartender: *cowers in fear* Okay, Okay! *gets out his huge kegs of beer and bottles of vodka*
Sango-HAHAHAHA! Kouga is getting beer! He's a MAN WHORE!!
Kouga: I AM NOT!!
Sango: AM TOO!!
Kouga: AM NOT!!
Sango: AM TOO!!!
Kagome: Hey kouga,… I got some money for an upstairs room… upstairs… room… yea.
Kouga: *under his breath* thank you lord my day has come!
Kagome: *grabs kouga and drags him up the stairs, giggling*
Everyone else: o_o
One our later
Everyone in the bar has been hearing fierce rumbling and bumping upstairs for quite some time…
* Kagome and Kouga come downstairs, hair messy and sleeves off their shoulders.
Kagome: That was WILD!!
Inuyasha: Hey…what the hell were you doing up there?!?!?
Kagome:*pulls a game board out from behind her* We were playing…Monopoly!!!
Sango: *whisper* It was probably strip Monopoly…
Miroku: oohhh… I wish I were there…
Sango: Perve… anyway, Kouga is STILL a MAN WHORE!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Kagome walks over and bitch slaps Sango*
Inu: *falls from behind the counter where he was singing* My bonnie lies over the ocean, My BONNIE lies over the SEA!!!…
*Miroku hits Inu over the head with his staff*
Kat: Miroku, youi asshole!! Don't do that to poor, drunken Inuyasha!!
Ellie: Go Miroku!! Kat, you suck.
*Ellie bitch slaps Kat*
Kat: Ow!! *Kat grabs Inuyasha by the collar and holds him over Ellie's head*
SIT BOY!! *Inuyasha falls to the ground, squashing Ellie.*
Kat: hehehehehehe…
Ellie: *stumbling to her feet* I didn't know that you could do that!!!
Kat: well this is a fic so I can… and so can you.
Ellie: REALLY?!?!?!?!?! …
SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!
*Inuyasha crashes into the ground like 70 bagillion times and then runs to the bathroom. Everyone in the bar heres inuyasha puking up his ramen.*
Inu: *walking out of the bathroom* More of that great Ramen, Bartender!
Kat: Where is the bartender getting this Ramen, anyways?
Ellie: He has his ways…
Kat: Oookaaay then!
*Bartender brings out a bowl of Ramen, Kagome slips in… more vodka!!!
Inu: Mmmmmmmmmm… chicken *gulps down Ramen*
Miroku: *whisper* Don't you think hes had enough?
Kagome: Nope!
Inu: The wheels on the bus go round and round…
Everyone in the bar: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has sango beaten miroku to death? Will inuyasha ever stop ****in singing every ****in song he ****in knows?!?! Lets find out… oh yeah and I don't own inuyasha so YOU CANT SUE ME FOR GETTING THEM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Inu: oh, row row row your boat gently down the stream…
Kagome: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
*pins Inu to the ground*
Kat: uhhh… Kagome, what are you doing to poor inuyasha?
Kagome: *gets up, dusting herself off.
Umm…nothing! Who the hell are you?
Kat: I am the Master of the Universe! Katherine! And over there, that's a little, tiny comet, Ellie!
Ellie: Who you callin' a comet?
*Kouga slams the door open and struts in, his whole pack of wolves following.
Kouga: A round of vodkas for me and my buddies!!!
Bartender: Here in my bartenders instruction manual it says, and I quote, " If a whore walks in
give her as much beer as you can in hopes to…" wait, that's the wrong one…Here! "Never give vodka to a wolf deamon followed by a bunch of canis lupus."
Kouga: Just give me the freakin' vodka!!
Bartender: *cowers in fear* Okay, Okay! *gets out his huge kegs of beer and bottles of vodka*
Sango-HAHAHAHA! Kouga is getting beer! He's a MAN WHORE!!
Kouga: I AM NOT!!
Sango: AM TOO!!
Kouga: AM NOT!!
Sango: AM TOO!!!
Kagome: Hey kouga,… I got some money for an upstairs room… upstairs… room… yea.
Kouga: *under his breath* thank you lord my day has come!
Kagome: *grabs kouga and drags him up the stairs, giggling*
Everyone else: o_o
One our later
Everyone in the bar has been hearing fierce rumbling and bumping upstairs for quite some time…
* Kagome and Kouga come downstairs, hair messy and sleeves off their shoulders.
Kagome: That was WILD!!
Inuyasha: Hey…what the hell were you doing up there?!?!?
Kagome:*pulls a game board out from behind her* We were playing…Monopoly!!!
Sango: *whisper* It was probably strip Monopoly…
Miroku: oohhh… I wish I were there…
Sango: Perve… anyway, Kouga is STILL a MAN WHORE!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Kagome walks over and bitch slaps Sango*
Inu: *falls from behind the counter where he was singing* My bonnie lies over the ocean, My BONNIE lies over the SEA!!!…
*Miroku hits Inu over the head with his staff*
Kat: Miroku, youi asshole!! Don't do that to poor, drunken Inuyasha!!
Ellie: Go Miroku!! Kat, you suck.
*Ellie bitch slaps Kat*
Kat: Ow!! *Kat grabs Inuyasha by the collar and holds him over Ellie's head*
SIT BOY!! *Inuyasha falls to the ground, squashing Ellie.*
Kat: hehehehehehe…
Ellie: *stumbling to her feet* I didn't know that you could do that!!!
Kat: well this is a fic so I can… and so can you.
Ellie: REALLY?!?!?!?!?! …
SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!
*Inuyasha crashes into the ground like 70 bagillion times and then runs to the bathroom. Everyone in the bar heres inuyasha puking up his ramen.*
Inu: *walking out of the bathroom* More of that great Ramen, Bartender!
Kat: Where is the bartender getting this Ramen, anyways?
Ellie: He has his ways…
Kat: Oookaaay then!
*Bartender brings out a bowl of Ramen, Kagome slips in… more vodka!!!
Inu: Mmmmmmmmmm… chicken *gulps down Ramen*
Miroku: *whisper* Don't you think hes had enough?
Kagome: Nope!
Inu: The wheels on the bus go round and round…
Everyone in the bar: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!