If I were in AC Chap2! Last time-Kirby, signifying myself, ran away from
home at midnight and left on a train, only to meet the worlds dumbest idiot
cat ever, who haunted
her for half an hour. Now that she is freed of him and is in a new,
unfamiliar town called Brinstar what is in store for her?
Monkey: Are you ok? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! (Electrocuted spaz)
Kirby: (gets up from ground) Oh yes! FREE! FREE AT LAST! No more blue freak! Of course there is you, but you aren't nearly as bad! (Walks down stairs of the station)
Voice: Hey Hey! You! Girl! You, yes, you!
Kirby: Hm? Who's there? Rover? NO! NOT ROVER! NOOOO! Please no! (Closes eyes and puts hands together)
Voice: No, no! Not him! Over here! In the- (tree branch breaking sound)-uh oh-TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Thud on floor) Ow. That's the last time I climb a tree just to be mysterious-like.
Kirby: (looks over to find a fat raccoon lying on the ground and walks over) What do you want with me? And why are you wearing an apron? Don't tell me-you think you're a girl too, like Rover?
Nook: No, no. I'm not a psychotic moron like he is. That's for sure. Anyhow, I am Nook. Tom Nook. I own the store here in town. I hope you didn't hear Rover's little phone call from the train, as you must be the one he was talking about.
Kirby: Wait! Uh No! Please, sir! Don't charge me a ton of money for mustard packets. I did overhear, and I never told Rover anything about mustard. I said I didn't have a place to live because he asked me, along with a billion other questions, if I did. Then he rushed off to the back to call someone and tell them about how I needed mustard! Please, it's not me. Although some mustard might be nice right about now, but ANYWAY, so yeah.
Nook: (Asleep and snoring) SNOORRRRRRRRKKKK!!!
Kirby: (mad) WAKE UP, YOU APRON-WEARING FREAK!
Nook: Huh? What? What time is it? Hey, look I'm wearing an apron!
Kirby: (thinks) this guy is just as dumb as Rover. No, wait, that's impossible. But he is pretty stupid. That's for sure. (Talks) Well, uh so now what?
Nook: Well, I could discuss the importance of buying fermented soybeans.
Kirby: (sarcastically) Uh, no. Nook: Well, all right, but I must say you're making a mistake. So, where are you living?
Kirby: Where have you been, you klutz? I said before I don't know!
Nook: Oh, well no need to get mad. It's not my fault I'm stupid.
Kirby: Yeah, well I guess that's true, but still!
Nook: Perhaps I should go on a diet. This is the 5th apron I've bought this year because the old ones were getting too tight! Well, what do you think?
Kirby: (monotone) I think you're stupid.
Nook: Yes, well, that's definitely an option. WAIT! HEY!
Kirby: Look, it's still dark out, and I would like to get at least a little sleep tonight. First of all, I don't even know where I am, where to live, and what to do. Can you lend me something at least for the night?
Nook: Uh no?
Kirby: Why not?
Nook: You said I was a klutz.
Kirby: That's because you ARE a klutz.
Nook: True.
Kirby: Duh.
Nook: Have I ever told you of the time I-
Kirby: (impatiently) SHUT UP ALREADY AND GET ME SOMEWHERE TO STAY FOR THE NIGHT!
Nook: Oh, right. Come with me.
(Nook walks past Kirby and follows a stone path. Kirby decides to do as he says and follow. They walk on the path for about 5 minutes when they finally get to about an acre with 4 houses on each corner and a wood board in the middle.)
Kirby: Are you going to give me a house?
Nook: Uh No!
Kirby: Well, then why did I follow you here in the first place?
Nook: I don't know.
(Long silence)
Kirby: Can't I just stay in one of these houses for the night? I'll talk to you about all the details later.
Nook: Are you saying you moved here but have nowhere to live? Are you mad? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kirby: stop laughing you insane clown!
Nook: Oh, right. Sorry, that sort of tickled my funny bone. I mean, what idiot would move somewhere without a place to live?
Kirby: AGH! I am NOT an idiot, ok? Stop calling me one. You're the idiot. I mean, what fat raccoon outgrows an apron every few months!? Obviously, not a very smart or sensible one. And furthermore, mad at you, yes. Crazy mad? No. You took that job already.
Nook: Oh yes. I mean, HEY!
Kirby: Hey don't get MAD at me. You're the one wearing the apron.
Nook: True. All right Ms. Smarty-pants, pick a house. They are all MINE you know, and I'm only allowing you to stay in one for 1 night for free. And-¦
Kirby: Oh shut up, Nook. I get the point. You're a cheap, fat weirdo. Ok, I get it. (walks over to the house at the back of the acre to the right, looks around the small house, knocks on the door, and opens it.)
Nook: Oh, yes. That houses' name is "Pretty Pony."
Kirby: You name your houses? (Monotone)
Nook: Well, they ARE my best friends, you know. What's a guy to do when all he does is ever sell stuff and sit in a shop of wood all day and then finally gets out of it?
Kirby: Well, normal people would probably go home and rest. But you, naming a house-
Nook: (interrupting) Eh HEM! FOUR houses!
Kirby: (thinks) Oh please. (Speaks)-uh yeah whatever, naming some houses would probably your idea of a grand old time after work.
Nook: (daydreaming eyes) Yeah. . .
Kirby: Ok, whatever. (Getting scared now by him, starts to go inside house to check it out.)
Nook: Oh, wait! Please, inside, feel free to look around, and keep in mind that it is how you say-cozy? Yes, Co-
(Before Nook can finish a large rock is thrown at him from the side and hits the side of his head)
Nook: -co (eyes rolling around and tongue sticking out as he plops down to the ground) Puffs¦
Kirby: Much better. Now, back to what I was doing. (Goes completely inside house)
(The room is pitch black.)
Kirby: (finds the light string on one corner of the house and pulls it quickly. A light turns on disclosing how small it really is.) Wow! This thing is smaller than half my bedroom! It figures of Nook to have such a stupid house to own. I can really see him being friends with Rover any day. Ha! And he says, Oh, I'm not a psychotic moron, oh no! yah, whatever, Nookie Boy. I think you'll be out for a while. (Looks out side window to see him lying there still) Well, I don't have any bed or anything. Just this box with a diary and this tape player. I wonder if it works, and if I can use this diary or not. (Walks around room) Well, at least wood to lie on isn't as bad as stone or something.(Lies down on birch flooring in center of room after locking door to make sure Nook didn't try to get in.) I wonder what will happen tomorrow. This has been some night!
Will Nook disturb Kirby when his consciousness returns?
DA!
What is in store for Kirby on her first day of her new life?
DA!
Will she have nightmares of Rover and the newly found idiot Nook?
DA! See for yourself after the next chapter is up, which will probably be in 2
or 3 days.
her for half an hour. Now that she is freed of him and is in a new,
unfamiliar town called Brinstar what is in store for her?
Monkey: Are you ok? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! (Electrocuted spaz)
Kirby: (gets up from ground) Oh yes! FREE! FREE AT LAST! No more blue freak! Of course there is you, but you aren't nearly as bad! (Walks down stairs of the station)
Voice: Hey Hey! You! Girl! You, yes, you!
Kirby: Hm? Who's there? Rover? NO! NOT ROVER! NOOOO! Please no! (Closes eyes and puts hands together)
Voice: No, no! Not him! Over here! In the- (tree branch breaking sound)-uh oh-TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Thud on floor) Ow. That's the last time I climb a tree just to be mysterious-like.
Kirby: (looks over to find a fat raccoon lying on the ground and walks over) What do you want with me? And why are you wearing an apron? Don't tell me-you think you're a girl too, like Rover?
Nook: No, no. I'm not a psychotic moron like he is. That's for sure. Anyhow, I am Nook. Tom Nook. I own the store here in town. I hope you didn't hear Rover's little phone call from the train, as you must be the one he was talking about.
Kirby: Wait! Uh No! Please, sir! Don't charge me a ton of money for mustard packets. I did overhear, and I never told Rover anything about mustard. I said I didn't have a place to live because he asked me, along with a billion other questions, if I did. Then he rushed off to the back to call someone and tell them about how I needed mustard! Please, it's not me. Although some mustard might be nice right about now, but ANYWAY, so yeah.
Nook: (Asleep and snoring) SNOORRRRRRRRKKKK!!!
Kirby: (mad) WAKE UP, YOU APRON-WEARING FREAK!
Nook: Huh? What? What time is it? Hey, look I'm wearing an apron!
Kirby: (thinks) this guy is just as dumb as Rover. No, wait, that's impossible. But he is pretty stupid. That's for sure. (Talks) Well, uh so now what?
Nook: Well, I could discuss the importance of buying fermented soybeans.
Kirby: (sarcastically) Uh, no. Nook: Well, all right, but I must say you're making a mistake. So, where are you living?
Kirby: Where have you been, you klutz? I said before I don't know!
Nook: Oh, well no need to get mad. It's not my fault I'm stupid.
Kirby: Yeah, well I guess that's true, but still!
Nook: Perhaps I should go on a diet. This is the 5th apron I've bought this year because the old ones were getting too tight! Well, what do you think?
Kirby: (monotone) I think you're stupid.
Nook: Yes, well, that's definitely an option. WAIT! HEY!
Kirby: Look, it's still dark out, and I would like to get at least a little sleep tonight. First of all, I don't even know where I am, where to live, and what to do. Can you lend me something at least for the night?
Nook: Uh no?
Kirby: Why not?
Nook: You said I was a klutz.
Kirby: That's because you ARE a klutz.
Nook: True.
Kirby: Duh.
Nook: Have I ever told you of the time I-
Kirby: (impatiently) SHUT UP ALREADY AND GET ME SOMEWHERE TO STAY FOR THE NIGHT!
Nook: Oh, right. Come with me.
(Nook walks past Kirby and follows a stone path. Kirby decides to do as he says and follow. They walk on the path for about 5 minutes when they finally get to about an acre with 4 houses on each corner and a wood board in the middle.)
Kirby: Are you going to give me a house?
Nook: Uh No!
Kirby: Well, then why did I follow you here in the first place?
Nook: I don't know.
(Long silence)
Kirby: Can't I just stay in one of these houses for the night? I'll talk to you about all the details later.
Nook: Are you saying you moved here but have nowhere to live? Are you mad? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kirby: stop laughing you insane clown!
Nook: Oh, right. Sorry, that sort of tickled my funny bone. I mean, what idiot would move somewhere without a place to live?
Kirby: AGH! I am NOT an idiot, ok? Stop calling me one. You're the idiot. I mean, what fat raccoon outgrows an apron every few months!? Obviously, not a very smart or sensible one. And furthermore, mad at you, yes. Crazy mad? No. You took that job already.
Nook: Oh yes. I mean, HEY!
Kirby: Hey don't get MAD at me. You're the one wearing the apron.
Nook: True. All right Ms. Smarty-pants, pick a house. They are all MINE you know, and I'm only allowing you to stay in one for 1 night for free. And-¦
Kirby: Oh shut up, Nook. I get the point. You're a cheap, fat weirdo. Ok, I get it. (walks over to the house at the back of the acre to the right, looks around the small house, knocks on the door, and opens it.)
Nook: Oh, yes. That houses' name is "Pretty Pony."
Kirby: You name your houses? (Monotone)
Nook: Well, they ARE my best friends, you know. What's a guy to do when all he does is ever sell stuff and sit in a shop of wood all day and then finally gets out of it?
Kirby: Well, normal people would probably go home and rest. But you, naming a house-
Nook: (interrupting) Eh HEM! FOUR houses!
Kirby: (thinks) Oh please. (Speaks)-uh yeah whatever, naming some houses would probably your idea of a grand old time after work.
Nook: (daydreaming eyes) Yeah. . .
Kirby: Ok, whatever. (Getting scared now by him, starts to go inside house to check it out.)
Nook: Oh, wait! Please, inside, feel free to look around, and keep in mind that it is how you say-cozy? Yes, Co-
(Before Nook can finish a large rock is thrown at him from the side and hits the side of his head)
Nook: -co (eyes rolling around and tongue sticking out as he plops down to the ground) Puffs¦
Kirby: Much better. Now, back to what I was doing. (Goes completely inside house)
(The room is pitch black.)
Kirby: (finds the light string on one corner of the house and pulls it quickly. A light turns on disclosing how small it really is.) Wow! This thing is smaller than half my bedroom! It figures of Nook to have such a stupid house to own. I can really see him being friends with Rover any day. Ha! And he says, Oh, I'm not a psychotic moron, oh no! yah, whatever, Nookie Boy. I think you'll be out for a while. (Looks out side window to see him lying there still) Well, I don't have any bed or anything. Just this box with a diary and this tape player. I wonder if it works, and if I can use this diary or not. (Walks around room) Well, at least wood to lie on isn't as bad as stone or something.(Lies down on birch flooring in center of room after locking door to make sure Nook didn't try to get in.) I wonder what will happen tomorrow. This has been some night!
Will Nook disturb Kirby when his consciousness returns?
DA!
What is in store for Kirby on her first day of her new life?
DA!
Will she have nightmares of Rover and the newly found idiot Nook?
DA! See for yourself after the next chapter is up, which will probably be in 2
or 3 days.