Aw, how sweet of her, I can't believe that she left to go to Hermione's the
day after we.oh that must be Neville now at the door. This should be lots
of fun.
"Hey there Seamus how's life?"
"Yes, we have much to talk about, how the hell have you been?"
"I have been good, and very lonely. So you have a lady yet?"
"Oh god, you have no idea how much I love Kerry."
"That is all I have heard about for the last five years from you, is Kerry
this and Kerry that, I hope you guys are together finally?"
"Yeah, we are, and we had the most amazing night about five days ago"
Neville wouldn't understand what it was like to be with a woman in that
way, but he was a good friend anyways. Kerry, and I are the only people
who know what kind of a person Neville really is. He is a huge party
animal. This kid drinks more whiskey than I do, and he is a little
pervert. I was thinking of having Harry, and Ron come and stay too, but I
am sure my mum couldn't handle four drunken party freaks in the house. It
would be funny though.
Later on, we were sitting in my room discussing women, sex, and drinking some whiskey. It was grand. Even better than the last time we hung out. "So Neville, when was the last time you had a date anyways?" "All right but, I didn't go on a date with her, but we slept together in the dungeon, while serving a detention for Snape in January. It was so hot; you had to be there." "Wait! Whom did you do it with?" "Ginny Weasley of course!" I choked on my drink. "You were with Ginny?" He laughed and fell off the bed "No I wasn't but I would like to!" I threw a pillow at him. "You moron, I didn't believe that anyways." Actually I did but for only a second. "Yeah well what about you Seamus" he said pronouncing it Seem-us "Tell me about your.uh.times with Kerry?" "Yeah, we did it, and that was hot, you should have heard what she said to her mum, before we did?" "Well what did she say, come on tell me." "Her mum asked what we were doing before dinner, and she told her we were clawing at each other lustfully, on the muddy forest floor, and how I made a woman of her, and how good I was and how she wanted to do it again. It wasn't intentional either. We just did it, it was amazing, and I really miss her. I love this girl." "Yeah I know, being in love has changed you" he laughed "into a woman!" I slugged him. "Yeah, you need some alcohol counseling, and I need some more whiskey. So pass that bottle before I end up dead or something.I don't know what the hell I am saying." "You are so drunk, I do want Ginny though, but I think Ron would kill me" "Yeah he would, and I know if you went after Hermione, he would flip out, there is always Snape, or even Lavender Brown, or Parvati Patil. You need a woman." "Right well then find me a nice Irish broad, someone who has more whiskey than you." "Yeah there are plenty of them in this village, but I think they are all married, and have some kids. They all smell like shit too. No, you don't want to have an Irish broad from this village, get an English one; at least they don't stink as bad." Neville started laughing his ass off. "You just said that Kerry smells like shit, I think I will tell her what you said" "No that wasn't what I meant, I meant everyone else in this village. I love Kerry, not everyone else. I must be really drunk. I think I am talking out of my asshole again. I tend to do that a lot, especially to Dingo." What the hell was I saying? "Dingo.your owl?" He just started laughing his ass off, and he didn't stop until I shoved him off the bed. I was glad my parents weren't home tonight. "No Dingo, my flobberworm." "Oh shut Seamus, I think I will write a letter to Ginny Weasley. Don't try and stop me, I want her to go out with me." "Fine, go ahead and write her, but Ron is going to kill you, when you see him next." "Eh, whatever, he wont mind that much, he will be to busy snogging with Hermione to notice I am with his sister." I gave him a piece of paper and a quill and he started writing.
Ginny
Hi you probably don't remember me but my name is Neville Longbottom,
and I go to school with you. I really think you are very cute, would
you like to maybe go out with me when we get back to school. I am a
really fun date, you would like me, and don't tell Ron he will kill
me, if he knows that I like you. Please Ginny, I am just asking for
one chance, and if you don't like me after that then, I wont ask you
out anymore, thanks for reading this, all right bye for now, send the
owl to Seamus Finnegan's house.
Neville Longbottom
"Are you really going to send that to her, Neville?" He attached the letter to Dingo and sent her off. "Oh god! I hope she likes me at least a little. I really like her. So where is Kerry anyways?" "She went to Hermione's for the week, and she is coming back tomorrow."
Chapter 5
I woke up at 9:00 am, and Neville was fast asleep. He had gotten more drunk than usual, what the hell happened last night? There was a letter that was on my dresser. It was for Neville
"Hey Neville! Wake up! You have a letter from your girlfriend. Do you remember?"
"Oh sod off! I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have a letter unless it is from my gram."
"No really, you do have a letter, and it's from a girl, don't you even remember?"
"Hey, oh god what did I do last night? Is it something I will regret?"
"Well maybe, but you have to open it first."
"All right then" He took the letter and read it aloud.
Neville,
Hi there Neville, wow this was one interesting letter, were you drunk
or tired or something? It was cute though; I wish you had told me how
you felt last year. But, yes I will go out with you on a date or
something, there is always Hogsmeade next year. Say hi to Seamus, and
Kerry for me. Oh and just to warn you, Ron knows, he saw the letter
first, it went to his room, and he is just a bit angry, but it's all
right, bye
Ginny Weasley
"Oh great, Ron saw your letter," I laughed
"I don't know what the hell is going on but, there is another letter with hers can you open it, I think its from Ron?"
"Sure.it is from Ron"
Neville, you are dead!!!! I will see you at school!!!!!
"Oh no, what did I do, I sent her a letter didn't I?"
"Oh yes did you ever! It was so funny; at least she said yes to you, it would be less embarrassing. Now you have a woman."
"I really should drink more often!" I laughed
Kerry's POV
I had just gotten home from Hermione's when, I decided to walk into the woods. This village was boring, but it was home, and I loved it. Now where were Seamus, and Neville? Probably trying to get rid of their hangovers. Oh well, if only I had someone stay with me for the week. I could invite Ginny. Neville would love that. She sent Hermione, and I the letter he wrote, and we laughed about it for hours. Ron is beside himself with anger. But hopefully he will get over it. They really are good for each other, in a weird sort of way. I heard my owl, Athena flying towards me. She dropped two letters on my hand. Oh they were both from Ron, and Harry:
Kerry
Hey, how are you? Miss Hogwarts at all? I hate being home, it really
sucks, I am sorry about you and Oliver, but did you get together with
Seamus yet, he wants you. Anyways, send me an owl all right
Harry P.
Kerry,
Hey there Kerry, how is it going, I hope you are having fun during the
summer holidays, get together with Seamus already, well at least talk
to him
Ron
Well that was interesting. They will just have to wait to see what's going on with us at Hogwarts.
"Hey! Kerry, why didn't you come over this morning when you got home?"
"Oh hi, well let me guess, you and Neville had some whiskey-again? I know they did already.
"What? Only a little, I missed you though, how is Hermione, and did you have fun?"
"Yeah, right only a little my ass, maybe you did, but Neville sure didn't. Did he send Ginny a letter or something?"
"How did you know?"
"She told us, and Ron is so pissed. But it's about time. You should write Harry and Ron about us. They want to know something, have you been talking to them all year about me?"
"No, just every year practically, and I told them this summer might be different. And they just wondered if I had the balls to say anything."
"Well then you can write them."
Later on, we were sitting in my room discussing women, sex, and drinking some whiskey. It was grand. Even better than the last time we hung out. "So Neville, when was the last time you had a date anyways?" "All right but, I didn't go on a date with her, but we slept together in the dungeon, while serving a detention for Snape in January. It was so hot; you had to be there." "Wait! Whom did you do it with?" "Ginny Weasley of course!" I choked on my drink. "You were with Ginny?" He laughed and fell off the bed "No I wasn't but I would like to!" I threw a pillow at him. "You moron, I didn't believe that anyways." Actually I did but for only a second. "Yeah well what about you Seamus" he said pronouncing it Seem-us "Tell me about your.uh.times with Kerry?" "Yeah, we did it, and that was hot, you should have heard what she said to her mum, before we did?" "Well what did she say, come on tell me." "Her mum asked what we were doing before dinner, and she told her we were clawing at each other lustfully, on the muddy forest floor, and how I made a woman of her, and how good I was and how she wanted to do it again. It wasn't intentional either. We just did it, it was amazing, and I really miss her. I love this girl." "Yeah I know, being in love has changed you" he laughed "into a woman!" I slugged him. "Yeah, you need some alcohol counseling, and I need some more whiskey. So pass that bottle before I end up dead or something.I don't know what the hell I am saying." "You are so drunk, I do want Ginny though, but I think Ron would kill me" "Yeah he would, and I know if you went after Hermione, he would flip out, there is always Snape, or even Lavender Brown, or Parvati Patil. You need a woman." "Right well then find me a nice Irish broad, someone who has more whiskey than you." "Yeah there are plenty of them in this village, but I think they are all married, and have some kids. They all smell like shit too. No, you don't want to have an Irish broad from this village, get an English one; at least they don't stink as bad." Neville started laughing his ass off. "You just said that Kerry smells like shit, I think I will tell her what you said" "No that wasn't what I meant, I meant everyone else in this village. I love Kerry, not everyone else. I must be really drunk. I think I am talking out of my asshole again. I tend to do that a lot, especially to Dingo." What the hell was I saying? "Dingo.your owl?" He just started laughing his ass off, and he didn't stop until I shoved him off the bed. I was glad my parents weren't home tonight. "No Dingo, my flobberworm." "Oh shut Seamus, I think I will write a letter to Ginny Weasley. Don't try and stop me, I want her to go out with me." "Fine, go ahead and write her, but Ron is going to kill you, when you see him next." "Eh, whatever, he wont mind that much, he will be to busy snogging with Hermione to notice I am with his sister." I gave him a piece of paper and a quill and he started writing.
Ginny
Hi you probably don't remember me but my name is Neville Longbottom,
and I go to school with you. I really think you are very cute, would
you like to maybe go out with me when we get back to school. I am a
really fun date, you would like me, and don't tell Ron he will kill
me, if he knows that I like you. Please Ginny, I am just asking for
one chance, and if you don't like me after that then, I wont ask you
out anymore, thanks for reading this, all right bye for now, send the
owl to Seamus Finnegan's house.
Neville Longbottom
"Are you really going to send that to her, Neville?" He attached the letter to Dingo and sent her off. "Oh god! I hope she likes me at least a little. I really like her. So where is Kerry anyways?" "She went to Hermione's for the week, and she is coming back tomorrow."
Chapter 5
I woke up at 9:00 am, and Neville was fast asleep. He had gotten more drunk than usual, what the hell happened last night? There was a letter that was on my dresser. It was for Neville
"Hey Neville! Wake up! You have a letter from your girlfriend. Do you remember?"
"Oh sod off! I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have a letter unless it is from my gram."
"No really, you do have a letter, and it's from a girl, don't you even remember?"
"Hey, oh god what did I do last night? Is it something I will regret?"
"Well maybe, but you have to open it first."
"All right then" He took the letter and read it aloud.
Neville,
Hi there Neville, wow this was one interesting letter, were you drunk
or tired or something? It was cute though; I wish you had told me how
you felt last year. But, yes I will go out with you on a date or
something, there is always Hogsmeade next year. Say hi to Seamus, and
Kerry for me. Oh and just to warn you, Ron knows, he saw the letter
first, it went to his room, and he is just a bit angry, but it's all
right, bye
Ginny Weasley
"Oh great, Ron saw your letter," I laughed
"I don't know what the hell is going on but, there is another letter with hers can you open it, I think its from Ron?"
"Sure.it is from Ron"
Neville, you are dead!!!! I will see you at school!!!!!
"Oh no, what did I do, I sent her a letter didn't I?"
"Oh yes did you ever! It was so funny; at least she said yes to you, it would be less embarrassing. Now you have a woman."
"I really should drink more often!" I laughed
Kerry's POV
I had just gotten home from Hermione's when, I decided to walk into the woods. This village was boring, but it was home, and I loved it. Now where were Seamus, and Neville? Probably trying to get rid of their hangovers. Oh well, if only I had someone stay with me for the week. I could invite Ginny. Neville would love that. She sent Hermione, and I the letter he wrote, and we laughed about it for hours. Ron is beside himself with anger. But hopefully he will get over it. They really are good for each other, in a weird sort of way. I heard my owl, Athena flying towards me. She dropped two letters on my hand. Oh they were both from Ron, and Harry:
Kerry
Hey, how are you? Miss Hogwarts at all? I hate being home, it really
sucks, I am sorry about you and Oliver, but did you get together with
Seamus yet, he wants you. Anyways, send me an owl all right
Harry P.
Kerry,
Hey there Kerry, how is it going, I hope you are having fun during the
summer holidays, get together with Seamus already, well at least talk
to him
Ron
Well that was interesting. They will just have to wait to see what's going on with us at Hogwarts.
"Hey! Kerry, why didn't you come over this morning when you got home?"
"Oh hi, well let me guess, you and Neville had some whiskey-again? I know they did already.
"What? Only a little, I missed you though, how is Hermione, and did you have fun?"
"Yeah, right only a little my ass, maybe you did, but Neville sure didn't. Did he send Ginny a letter or something?"
"How did you know?"
"She told us, and Ron is so pissed. But it's about time. You should write Harry and Ron about us. They want to know something, have you been talking to them all year about me?"
"No, just every year practically, and I told them this summer might be different. And they just wondered if I had the balls to say anything."
"Well then you can write them."