If I were in AC 3-
As we previously read, Kirby had rambled with whom she considers Rover's
idiot friend Nook, who owns the store in Brinstar. After long, useless blab, Nook led Kirby to some houses in a large acre. Finally, Kirby got mad at him and made him shut up. After, she went in one of the houses and fell
asleep. What will happen on her first day?
(Sun shines through one of the windows of the small house and onto Kirby's head.)
Kirby: (slightly opening eyes and squinting them, sitting up) Huh? Oh it must be morning already. Oh, my back hurts. (Stands up) Well, no duh. I was lying on wood for a few hours. At least I wasn't disturbed by. . .OH WAIT! That's right! (Looks out window to find Nook gone from his spot of unconsciousness earlier that night) That's weird. I wonder where he went. Well, who cares? He didn't disturb me and that's all that matters! (Opens door and steps outside, closing door behind her) Ah, a nice, summer day. Hey! (Looks over past the acre she was in to see a house in the distance) I wonder who lives there. Well, I'' going to go see. (Walks over across the stone ground and over the acre and finally reaches someone's house.) Hm, interesting. It's definitely bigger than my house. (Looks around and someone comes out suddenly, hitting Kirby on the head with the door because she was looking at it.)
Ed: Oh, sorry, greenhorn. I didn't see you there.
Kirby: (dizzy) Whoa, uh, AH! (Realizes what he looks like and backs up still on the ground)
Ed: Hey, what's wrong? I don't think I know you. What's your name?
Kirby: Uh, Kirby. What ARE you?
Ed: What do you mean? Well, I'm Ed. Nice to meet you, greenhorn.
Kirby: (gets up) You're wearing make up and a pink dress! What ARE you? And stop calling me a "greenhorn," too.
Ed: Oh, a grouchy-guy, eh? Well, I'll fix that and put a big smile on your face. I'm Ed, like I said before. And just so you know, I like my make up and pink dress, thank you!
Kirby: Well, I don't! Are you a girl or boy? Oh wait, let me guess, you don't know, right?
Ed: Nope!
Kirby: Ok, this is weird. (Thinks) Is everyone in the world besides me messed up? First Rover, then Nook, now this idiot. What next?
Ribbot: Hi, Ed!
Kirby: (looks over to see a robotic frog) AHH! (Runs behind a tree) What is that thing?
Ribbot: Say, who are you? I don't think I've seen you around before.
Kirby: (Gets out of hiding behind tree) I'm Kirby. And there's no way I'm shaking your metal hand, weirdo, so don't try me. Do you think you're a girl or a boy?
Ribbot: Beats me. Does frog count?
Kirby: You're no frog; you're a robot you retard!
Ribbot: Well, if you're gonna be that way about me!
Ed: Ok, you two break it up.
Kirby: (mad now at both of these things) Shut up, "Mom," and get your stupid paws off me. (Shakes off his grip, ready to fight Ribbot.)
Ed: Well, I never!
Kirby: Well, I have, so beat it, or I'll.
Ed: Ha! You're what?
Kirby: I'll do to you what I'm going to do to this robot.
Ribbot: Stop calling me that! And if you want to put up a fight, come get me. (Goes towards the river or stream that surrounded most of Ed's house.)
Kirby: Grrrrrrrr..AH! SHUT UP! (Runs toward Ribbot as fast a possible yelling with her eyes closed)
(Ribbot moves out of the way of Kirby's blow right when she approaches him, making her miss and fall into the river)
Kirby: Whoa.AH! (Falls in)
Ed and Ribbot: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Kirby: (appears out of water, grabbing onto the bridge right beside her so she wouldn't drift off) Agh! How dare you, you dumb freakazoid!
Ribbot: Hey! That's not nice!
Kirby: And neither is this! (Suddenly pulls herself out of the water using bridge and elbow-locks Ribbot, throwing him into the water) Have a nice death, robot.
Ribbot: HAHA! That won't work. I'm waterproof. No wait, maybe it was.
Kirby: -stupid proof? Proof you're stupid? Yeah, I could see that happening.
Ribbot: (Suddenly starts to spark) Uh, oh. (starts to have electric bolts come out of him) Oh no! Ah! (Tries to grab onto the edge of the river or bridge but every part of him starts to buzz by electrocution) AHHHH! Kirby, please, sorry! Let me out!
Kirby: (mad expression but suddenly shakes head, realizing what is going on) What? What's going on here? What am I doing? (Goes to grab Ribbot, but just as his and her hands are about to meet, Ribbot suddenly turns into---- ROVER!) Huh? AHHHH! Rover?
Rover: Hi! Can I have my lava lamp now?
Kirby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: AH! Huh? (Wakes up in her house in the middle of the floor with sun shining through the window, realizing someone is banging on her door.) Oh, a dream. It was only a dream. (Relived look) I knew after Rover's idea of him following me out here to help me get settled, I would have nightmares of him. Alright, alright! I'm coming! (Goes over to her door and opens it.)
Nook: (falls on face whenever Kirby opens the door.) Oh, um, yes. Well, (gets back up) let's get down to business.
Kirby: What's THAT supposed to mean? O_o
Nook: Oh, nothing. I mean nothing since you're IN MY HOME!
Kirby: What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm in the house you own that you DON'T actually abide in because you said I could stay here for the night.
Nook: Oh, that's right. Yes. Somehow, I feel weak-minded-like I was hit in the head and knocked out unconscious with a big rock yesterday night. Say, you wouldn't have done such a thing, right?
Kirby: Uh, hey look! It's a---flying cheese ravioli! (Points to sky)
Nook: Wow, really? Where? (Runs off waving hands in the air where Kirby pointed) I love ravioli. Wait, I love any food, cause I'm a raccoon!
Kirby: You mean a fat raccoon?
Nook: Yeah! I mean-no!
Kirby: Yeah, I thought so.
Nook: (comes back) Well, anyhow, let's get down to what I was about to say. We'll discuss the ravioli issue some other time.
Kirby: Uh, ok?
Nook: Now, let's see. (Pulls out a clipboard with papers attached to it and acts as though he has glasses by taking his hand and pretending to move the glasses around) According to my papers, you have moved here because you wanted mustard packets, correct?
Kirby: No! I told you that yesterday night! That was Rover's idea, remember?
Nook: What kind of smart animal do you take me for?
Kirby: I guess no one. Good point.
Nook: Yes, I thought so. Now, anyway-(looks back down at clipboard)
Kirby: Well, I can assure you I DIDN'T order ANY mustard of any kind. First of all, I hate mustard. Second, that was dumb Rover's idea, and third, from what I've heard, you don't even sell mustard in your shop, correct?
Nook: Well, not as I remember, but I've blinked since then, I think-
Kirby: Yeah, it figures. (Sarcastically) I should've known.
Nook: Yeah, you should have.
Kirby: Shut up.
Nook: Ok.
(Long silence)
Kirby: Ok, now you can continue. I needed you to shut up so I could get rid of some of the want in me to kill you, and if would've continued, I'm afraid you would be dead right now.
Nook: Uh, I see. Now, back to matters, hm? All right. You have borrowed a house from me since last night.
Kirby: So?
Nook: So, I was really nice to let you do that.
Kirby: So?
Nook: So, I guess I should discuss a policy about this house. Do you like it?
Kirby: Well, it could be a bit better furnished, but I guess it's good.
Nook: Well, do you expect me to furnish the place for you?
Kirby: Mm, yeah, pretty much.
Nook: Oh. Well, I won't!
Kirby: I've got raviolis!
Nook: Really?
Kirby: No, but it was worth a try.
Nook: Yeah, it was. Anyway, you can't expect me to furnish it for you, especially when you don't have a place to furnish in the first place.
Kirby: Well, uh no. But, I would like one. Can't I just have the house?
Nook: NO WAY! Well, I suppose, since you don't have anywhere to live, and uh, since you didn't order any mustard, and since Rover said you are loaded with cash, although he has been known to overexagerate, and-
Kirby: OH SHUT UP AND TELL ME ALREADY!
Nook: Oh, yes right. Well, if you agree, I could let you buy the house if you have enough.
Kirby: Well, I do have my whole life's savings with me. Maybe I will have enough.
Nook: Well, all right. Since this is one of my best houses to sell-
Kirby: This is one of your ONLY houses to sell.
Nook: That IS true, but you may not know that I, Nook, am selling this house, my beloved "Pretty Pony," for hm lets see-mmm-20,000 bells? Yes, that's reasonable.
Kirby: Yes, I suppose that is reas-20,000 BELLS?!!!?? What do you mean "20,000 bells"?
Nook: Yes, of course. Oh, no need to thank me. I'm very generous, I know. So, you'll be paying me now, correct?
Kirby: Well, uh, (thinks to herself) this guy's pretty dumb. Maybe, if I give him my 1,000 bells, he won't notice. (Says) Ok, Nook. Agreed. I give you 20,000 bells for this house to keep.
Nook: Good! All right then, hand it over, hm?
Kirby: (Gets out bag of bells and hands it to him) Here. (Nervous)
Nook: Ah, yes. Good.
Kirby: Heh heh.yeah! Heh Heh
Nook: -and that would be....NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!!!
Kirby: Huh? Well, uh its close enough, right? We're friends, right? Oh, come on you weirdo, just let me have the house. That's my whole life's savings!
Nook: Well, that's grand and all, but this is a house that I OWN AND I PAYED FOR, so I expect to be paid back, hm? And since you want this house, you must pay me what is needed.
Kirby: Oh please, Nook! (Gets down of knees begging) Let me have this house. PLEASE! It's all I've got. (Thinks) This guy's smarter than I thought.
Nook: Well, I suppose you DO need a play to stay-so-I guess so. But I still need the rest of my money..I've got it!
Kirby: That's impossible. YOU actually have an IDEA?
Nook: Yes, I do. You can work for me to repay the rest of your debt. How does that sound? I know, too shocking how nice I am for words, isn't it?
Kirby: Not even close, Nook. I am NOT working for you.
Nook: Well, then, I guess it's no deal.
Kirby: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I'll work for you, but only because I'm desparate.
Nook: GOOD! Oh, wait, since you'll be living here, you must have a rundown of our house. As you can see, there're only a few pieces of furniture in there. Figure it out. Ho should I know how to use any of it. I can't even figure out which way is left! Anyway, I'm SO NICE, I'll even give you that tape deck for free!! (Mumbles) I could never sell that thing in the shop
Kirby: Yeah, I guess that's obviously why you're giving it to me.
Nook: (anime sweat-drop) Uh, yes. Anyway, also, see that mechanical, beige, odd-faced, wiggling thing by your house?
Kirby: Uh, DUH! I'm not blind!
Nook: Uh, I can see that. But that is your Gyroid. Do you understand what a Gyroid is?
Kirby: Um, let me see here um.NO?!!
Nook: Well, I suppose I should explain.
Kirby: *yaawwnnnn*
Nook: That Gyroid is your own personal assistant, Kirby. It will do many things. It can store your items you don't want and want to sell to others, which it will do for you as people come along and check them, as your Gyroid will be your salesman. It will also greet people coming by while you're not here for you, as your own personal messenger.
Kirby: WILL YOU HURRY UP??
Nook: OH! Uh, sure, yes. As I was saying, it will also put a pattern that you've designed on your door. Go tot he tailor for more info on that. Anyway, it can also, um, what does it do? (Checks clipboard) Oh yes! Um, nevermind, it can't do anything else.
(NOTE: I'm not putting in the "save" part because if I were actually IN the game, I wouldn't have to save, obviously.)
Kirby: SNOOOREE! Huh? What? Oh, right, the dumb robot outside my house. Yeah, ok I get it. Goodbye now! (Pushes Nook from her house.)
Nook: Oh, no you don't. You still have to work for me, remember?
Kirby: (roles eyes) Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, FINE! Just go away for now. I wake up in morning on a nice, summery, June day, and already I am confronted by the likes of YOU. I'll be there.eventually.
Nook: Well, hurry up! Just come to my shop on acre A-4. Ok? I'll see you there. (Runs off)
Kirby: Well, I'm glad that's over. I'm not going there now, maybe later, sometimes, maybe. I don't care what he says anyway. What's he going to do to me anyway? And furthermore, I can't go there anyway, unless I want to get lost. I don't even know where "Acre A-4" is. There was a map by the train station. I saw it when I got off the train. Well, I'll check it out later. MUCH later. Right now, I'm going to cruise along and investigate my new hometown.
When will Kirby get around to going to Nook's shop?
DA!
Will Kirby forget and have her odd dream re-lived?
DA!
If Kirby does go to Nook's, what will the jobs be like?
DA!
Tune in for another exciting, well ok, not-so-exciting episode of "If I
were in AC" in a few days to see.
idiot friend Nook, who owns the store in Brinstar. After long, useless blab, Nook led Kirby to some houses in a large acre. Finally, Kirby got mad at him and made him shut up. After, she went in one of the houses and fell
asleep. What will happen on her first day?
(Sun shines through one of the windows of the small house and onto Kirby's head.)
Kirby: (slightly opening eyes and squinting them, sitting up) Huh? Oh it must be morning already. Oh, my back hurts. (Stands up) Well, no duh. I was lying on wood for a few hours. At least I wasn't disturbed by. . .OH WAIT! That's right! (Looks out window to find Nook gone from his spot of unconsciousness earlier that night) That's weird. I wonder where he went. Well, who cares? He didn't disturb me and that's all that matters! (Opens door and steps outside, closing door behind her) Ah, a nice, summer day. Hey! (Looks over past the acre she was in to see a house in the distance) I wonder who lives there. Well, I'' going to go see. (Walks over across the stone ground and over the acre and finally reaches someone's house.) Hm, interesting. It's definitely bigger than my house. (Looks around and someone comes out suddenly, hitting Kirby on the head with the door because she was looking at it.)
Ed: Oh, sorry, greenhorn. I didn't see you there.
Kirby: (dizzy) Whoa, uh, AH! (Realizes what he looks like and backs up still on the ground)
Ed: Hey, what's wrong? I don't think I know you. What's your name?
Kirby: Uh, Kirby. What ARE you?
Ed: What do you mean? Well, I'm Ed. Nice to meet you, greenhorn.
Kirby: (gets up) You're wearing make up and a pink dress! What ARE you? And stop calling me a "greenhorn," too.
Ed: Oh, a grouchy-guy, eh? Well, I'll fix that and put a big smile on your face. I'm Ed, like I said before. And just so you know, I like my make up and pink dress, thank you!
Kirby: Well, I don't! Are you a girl or boy? Oh wait, let me guess, you don't know, right?
Ed: Nope!
Kirby: Ok, this is weird. (Thinks) Is everyone in the world besides me messed up? First Rover, then Nook, now this idiot. What next?
Ribbot: Hi, Ed!
Kirby: (looks over to see a robotic frog) AHH! (Runs behind a tree) What is that thing?
Ribbot: Say, who are you? I don't think I've seen you around before.
Kirby: (Gets out of hiding behind tree) I'm Kirby. And there's no way I'm shaking your metal hand, weirdo, so don't try me. Do you think you're a girl or a boy?
Ribbot: Beats me. Does frog count?
Kirby: You're no frog; you're a robot you retard!
Ribbot: Well, if you're gonna be that way about me!
Ed: Ok, you two break it up.
Kirby: (mad now at both of these things) Shut up, "Mom," and get your stupid paws off me. (Shakes off his grip, ready to fight Ribbot.)
Ed: Well, I never!
Kirby: Well, I have, so beat it, or I'll.
Ed: Ha! You're what?
Kirby: I'll do to you what I'm going to do to this robot.
Ribbot: Stop calling me that! And if you want to put up a fight, come get me. (Goes towards the river or stream that surrounded most of Ed's house.)
Kirby: Grrrrrrrr..AH! SHUT UP! (Runs toward Ribbot as fast a possible yelling with her eyes closed)
(Ribbot moves out of the way of Kirby's blow right when she approaches him, making her miss and fall into the river)
Kirby: Whoa.AH! (Falls in)
Ed and Ribbot: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Kirby: (appears out of water, grabbing onto the bridge right beside her so she wouldn't drift off) Agh! How dare you, you dumb freakazoid!
Ribbot: Hey! That's not nice!
Kirby: And neither is this! (Suddenly pulls herself out of the water using bridge and elbow-locks Ribbot, throwing him into the water) Have a nice death, robot.
Ribbot: HAHA! That won't work. I'm waterproof. No wait, maybe it was.
Kirby: -stupid proof? Proof you're stupid? Yeah, I could see that happening.
Ribbot: (Suddenly starts to spark) Uh, oh. (starts to have electric bolts come out of him) Oh no! Ah! (Tries to grab onto the edge of the river or bridge but every part of him starts to buzz by electrocution) AHHHH! Kirby, please, sorry! Let me out!
Kirby: (mad expression but suddenly shakes head, realizing what is going on) What? What's going on here? What am I doing? (Goes to grab Ribbot, but just as his and her hands are about to meet, Ribbot suddenly turns into---- ROVER!) Huh? AHHHH! Rover?
Rover: Hi! Can I have my lava lamp now?
Kirby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: AH! Huh? (Wakes up in her house in the middle of the floor with sun shining through the window, realizing someone is banging on her door.) Oh, a dream. It was only a dream. (Relived look) I knew after Rover's idea of him following me out here to help me get settled, I would have nightmares of him. Alright, alright! I'm coming! (Goes over to her door and opens it.)
Nook: (falls on face whenever Kirby opens the door.) Oh, um, yes. Well, (gets back up) let's get down to business.
Kirby: What's THAT supposed to mean? O_o
Nook: Oh, nothing. I mean nothing since you're IN MY HOME!
Kirby: What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm in the house you own that you DON'T actually abide in because you said I could stay here for the night.
Nook: Oh, that's right. Yes. Somehow, I feel weak-minded-like I was hit in the head and knocked out unconscious with a big rock yesterday night. Say, you wouldn't have done such a thing, right?
Kirby: Uh, hey look! It's a---flying cheese ravioli! (Points to sky)
Nook: Wow, really? Where? (Runs off waving hands in the air where Kirby pointed) I love ravioli. Wait, I love any food, cause I'm a raccoon!
Kirby: You mean a fat raccoon?
Nook: Yeah! I mean-no!
Kirby: Yeah, I thought so.
Nook: (comes back) Well, anyhow, let's get down to what I was about to say. We'll discuss the ravioli issue some other time.
Kirby: Uh, ok?
Nook: Now, let's see. (Pulls out a clipboard with papers attached to it and acts as though he has glasses by taking his hand and pretending to move the glasses around) According to my papers, you have moved here because you wanted mustard packets, correct?
Kirby: No! I told you that yesterday night! That was Rover's idea, remember?
Nook: What kind of smart animal do you take me for?
Kirby: I guess no one. Good point.
Nook: Yes, I thought so. Now, anyway-(looks back down at clipboard)
Kirby: Well, I can assure you I DIDN'T order ANY mustard of any kind. First of all, I hate mustard. Second, that was dumb Rover's idea, and third, from what I've heard, you don't even sell mustard in your shop, correct?
Nook: Well, not as I remember, but I've blinked since then, I think-
Kirby: Yeah, it figures. (Sarcastically) I should've known.
Nook: Yeah, you should have.
Kirby: Shut up.
Nook: Ok.
(Long silence)
Kirby: Ok, now you can continue. I needed you to shut up so I could get rid of some of the want in me to kill you, and if would've continued, I'm afraid you would be dead right now.
Nook: Uh, I see. Now, back to matters, hm? All right. You have borrowed a house from me since last night.
Kirby: So?
Nook: So, I was really nice to let you do that.
Kirby: So?
Nook: So, I guess I should discuss a policy about this house. Do you like it?
Kirby: Well, it could be a bit better furnished, but I guess it's good.
Nook: Well, do you expect me to furnish the place for you?
Kirby: Mm, yeah, pretty much.
Nook: Oh. Well, I won't!
Kirby: I've got raviolis!
Nook: Really?
Kirby: No, but it was worth a try.
Nook: Yeah, it was. Anyway, you can't expect me to furnish it for you, especially when you don't have a place to furnish in the first place.
Kirby: Well, uh no. But, I would like one. Can't I just have the house?
Nook: NO WAY! Well, I suppose, since you don't have anywhere to live, and uh, since you didn't order any mustard, and since Rover said you are loaded with cash, although he has been known to overexagerate, and-
Kirby: OH SHUT UP AND TELL ME ALREADY!
Nook: Oh, yes right. Well, if you agree, I could let you buy the house if you have enough.
Kirby: Well, I do have my whole life's savings with me. Maybe I will have enough.
Nook: Well, all right. Since this is one of my best houses to sell-
Kirby: This is one of your ONLY houses to sell.
Nook: That IS true, but you may not know that I, Nook, am selling this house, my beloved "Pretty Pony," for hm lets see-mmm-20,000 bells? Yes, that's reasonable.
Kirby: Yes, I suppose that is reas-20,000 BELLS?!!!?? What do you mean "20,000 bells"?
Nook: Yes, of course. Oh, no need to thank me. I'm very generous, I know. So, you'll be paying me now, correct?
Kirby: Well, uh, (thinks to herself) this guy's pretty dumb. Maybe, if I give him my 1,000 bells, he won't notice. (Says) Ok, Nook. Agreed. I give you 20,000 bells for this house to keep.
Nook: Good! All right then, hand it over, hm?
Kirby: (Gets out bag of bells and hands it to him) Here. (Nervous)
Nook: Ah, yes. Good.
Kirby: Heh heh.yeah! Heh Heh
Nook: -and that would be....NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!!!
Kirby: Huh? Well, uh its close enough, right? We're friends, right? Oh, come on you weirdo, just let me have the house. That's my whole life's savings!
Nook: Well, that's grand and all, but this is a house that I OWN AND I PAYED FOR, so I expect to be paid back, hm? And since you want this house, you must pay me what is needed.
Kirby: Oh please, Nook! (Gets down of knees begging) Let me have this house. PLEASE! It's all I've got. (Thinks) This guy's smarter than I thought.
Nook: Well, I suppose you DO need a play to stay-so-I guess so. But I still need the rest of my money..I've got it!
Kirby: That's impossible. YOU actually have an IDEA?
Nook: Yes, I do. You can work for me to repay the rest of your debt. How does that sound? I know, too shocking how nice I am for words, isn't it?
Kirby: Not even close, Nook. I am NOT working for you.
Nook: Well, then, I guess it's no deal.
Kirby: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I'll work for you, but only because I'm desparate.
Nook: GOOD! Oh, wait, since you'll be living here, you must have a rundown of our house. As you can see, there're only a few pieces of furniture in there. Figure it out. Ho should I know how to use any of it. I can't even figure out which way is left! Anyway, I'm SO NICE, I'll even give you that tape deck for free!! (Mumbles) I could never sell that thing in the shop
Kirby: Yeah, I guess that's obviously why you're giving it to me.
Nook: (anime sweat-drop) Uh, yes. Anyway, also, see that mechanical, beige, odd-faced, wiggling thing by your house?
Kirby: Uh, DUH! I'm not blind!
Nook: Uh, I can see that. But that is your Gyroid. Do you understand what a Gyroid is?
Kirby: Um, let me see here um.NO?!!
Nook: Well, I suppose I should explain.
Kirby: *yaawwnnnn*
Nook: That Gyroid is your own personal assistant, Kirby. It will do many things. It can store your items you don't want and want to sell to others, which it will do for you as people come along and check them, as your Gyroid will be your salesman. It will also greet people coming by while you're not here for you, as your own personal messenger.
Kirby: WILL YOU HURRY UP??
Nook: OH! Uh, sure, yes. As I was saying, it will also put a pattern that you've designed on your door. Go tot he tailor for more info on that. Anyway, it can also, um, what does it do? (Checks clipboard) Oh yes! Um, nevermind, it can't do anything else.
(NOTE: I'm not putting in the "save" part because if I were actually IN the game, I wouldn't have to save, obviously.)
Kirby: SNOOOREE! Huh? What? Oh, right, the dumb robot outside my house. Yeah, ok I get it. Goodbye now! (Pushes Nook from her house.)
Nook: Oh, no you don't. You still have to work for me, remember?
Kirby: (roles eyes) Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, FINE! Just go away for now. I wake up in morning on a nice, summery, June day, and already I am confronted by the likes of YOU. I'll be there.eventually.
Nook: Well, hurry up! Just come to my shop on acre A-4. Ok? I'll see you there. (Runs off)
Kirby: Well, I'm glad that's over. I'm not going there now, maybe later, sometimes, maybe. I don't care what he says anyway. What's he going to do to me anyway? And furthermore, I can't go there anyway, unless I want to get lost. I don't even know where "Acre A-4" is. There was a map by the train station. I saw it when I got off the train. Well, I'll check it out later. MUCH later. Right now, I'm going to cruise along and investigate my new hometown.
When will Kirby get around to going to Nook's shop?
DA!
Will Kirby forget and have her odd dream re-lived?
DA!
If Kirby does go to Nook's, what will the jobs be like?
DA!
Tune in for another exciting, well ok, not-so-exciting episode of "If I
were in AC" in a few days to see.