If I were in AC 6!
In our last adventure, Kirby, which is standing as me, was searching and
exploring the dephs of the town of Brinstar. She met many ODD creatures,
usually stupid, except one named Pelly, the post office worker. Finally,
she was able to get directions back to Nook's shop where he didn't even
remember who she was. What will happen now?
Kirby: Who do you think it is, Retard?!
Nook: Oh, hi Mommy!
Kirby: I'D NEVER OWN AN IDIOT LIKE YOU AS A KID! I'D NEVER OWN ANY CHILD, ESPECIALLY ONE OF A -1000 IQ!!!!
Nook: Oooooh. OOOOOOOH You MUST be Kirby. No other townie would insult me like that, except maybe my mom.
Kirby: Your Mom doesn't live here.
Nook: Um...(looks other way and whistles innocently) sure.
Kirby: Nevermind. Let's just get back to whatever we were doing. What do you want from me now? That last job only took like 3 hours, and a getting lost expidition. Why did you send me to meet those losers anyway? They were practically as dumb and/or annoying as you!
Nook: Uh...I dunno.
Kirby: Augh! Well, can I just leave now then?
Nook: Oh no you don't! I still need my money! And if there's one thing I remember, which it probably is only one thing, is that I need my money!
Kirby: Well then WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!!!
Nook: Oh, right! I want you to deliver this carpet to Candi. (Hands Kirby carpet)
Kirby: Why should I?
Nook: Because I said so.
Kirby: Like I care, and I, uh...can't...anyway.
Nook: And why is that? (all boss-in-charge tone)
Kirby: Because...uh...she's um, "occupied" at the moment.
Nook: I don't really care what your excuse is. Just deliver it.
Kirby: Augh!!! FINE!! (grabs carpet and stomps out)
Nook: Hey I'm actually in charge! Oh, go Nooky! Go Nooky! Go Nooky! It's yo birthday! (victory dances and takes the axe off his selling tables and throws it to the ground and breaks it, then stares at it silently) Uh...I can fix that!
~~~~~MEANWHILE~~~~~
Kirby: I hate Nook. I hate this town. I hate the neighbors. I hate my family. I hate everything! Nook is a loser! (etc mumblings while she marches off to where she saw Candi last, if she could find it. Kirby decided if she got lost again, she just wouldn't go back to Nook's. It's not like he was smart enough to remember she was supposed to come back or anything.) AND I'M TIRED OF WEARING THIS DUMB RAG!! I'm taking a detour to my house to change out of this! (Gets to map from walking left and takes the stone walkway down that leads to her house acre, walks in, and then changes into the clothes she came in quickly)
((NOTE: OBVIOUSLY, you, if you were actually in the game, couldn't just magically spin around and have your clothes changed))
Kirby: Ok, that's better. Now back to this whole carpet business....well, a peek wouldn't hurt...(unravles carpet and spreads it on floor NOTE: NOT BY MAGIC LIKE ON THE GAME EITHER!!) Hm, not bad, but not good either. Too..."mosaic" for me. (rolls it back up and walks out house, up again to map, way over to the post office again ((A-1)) and goes down to the hill to go down some more to find Candi after about an hour of jogging to get there) Ok, Candi...I-
Candi: ...862, 863, 864... (still counting under leaves)
Kirby: (thinks) I guess it was m ean of me to do that, but she's not even bright enough to know it was a trick. It's her own fault, in a way, for being so stupid! (says) Ok! Carpet express! Get your carpet that Nook actually touchhe...AH! (drops carpet and steps back) AH! I touched something Nook did! AH!!
Dotty: (appearing out of nowhere still carrying her watercan) Ohh NOOK!!! What a hottie! (runs up to carpet, picks it up, and runs off with watering can still attached to her hand) It's a new collectible to my "Nookie Love Shrine!" Oh and you can have this old carpet of mine that I just HAPPEN to be carrying around. I have NOOK now. (continues)
Kirby: (picks up carpet and stares wide eyed) Leaving now...fast...(runs off at a run-for-your-life sprint for about an acre, then slows down and talks) Hey I'm getting to know my way around here. Not bad, not bad. Ok so, its back to Nook's, unfortunetly, I guess after I put this home. It was a nice thing to do....I guess....(Joggs back to her house, puts it down, and runs back to his "shop" and gets there almost a half hour later.) Ok, Nook, I did your stu-
Nook: (turns around and instantly screams like a girl) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kirby: What's your problem NOW?
Nook: (same thing) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kirby: WILL YOU PIPE DOWN AND TELL ME WHY YOU ARE SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL, besides the fact that you kinda are.......
Nook: (gasping between words) Why are you...wearing that...NOT NOOK UNIFORM!!?
Kirby: Maybe I got tired of looking like a retard; maybe I wanted to actually wear something normal.
Nook: Maybe I told you to wear the other one.
Kirby: Maybe I don't and never will care.
Nook: Well, when I was a young Nookling, we-
Kirby: Oh please. When you were a young Nookling, your parents probably committed suicide.
Nook: Actually, there's a funny story about that, heheh....hehehhh...hm. Anyway, I suppose I'll permit you to go about your hip hipness, but-
Kirby: No buts.
Nook: Are you sure 'cause mine is pretty b-
Kirby: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO NOW?!!!!?
Nook: Oh, right. Well, I want you to mail a letter to Tybalt. He's one of my best customers, you know, and I want him to know about the next sale here.
Kirby: Then why don't YOU mail him.
Nook: I can't spell my own name, remember?
Kirby: Like he wants to hear from you anyway, even if he is a freak who just stares at the ground all day. I tried to meet him.
Nook: Oh fine. Then don't bother. Just...well...uh...ok um...just go ask the neighbors for help of something. (hand motion shooing Kirby out the door) I need my privacy.
Kirby: Ha! Pleasssse Nook. And what, may I ask, for?
Nook: ...
Kirby: Nevermind. I don't want to go out there again and talk to everyone!!
Nook: I DONT CARE NOW MOVE!!!
Kirby: Shut up...
Nook: Duh...ok!
Kirby: (steps outside and mumbles) loser...
Nook: Hey! I'm a loser! Go Nooky! Go Nooky! Go Nooky! (same victory dance except grabs shovel off shelves this time and breaks it and stares) Um...I can also fix that!
Kirby: Ok so WHY do I have to do this again?! Oh riight because NOOK said so...please. If we all followed what Nook said we'd all be freaks wearing dresses all day singing ballerina lullubies...in that case I think this town does listen to him...not a good sign. Anyway I guess it would be "nice" to go see if the other neighbors have help, but then again they need a LOT of help...augh alright fine!! But this time if I get lost.....GRRR! (kirby stomps off again and decides Peanut is closest again and gets there) ok, (checks notebook for what she wrote on Peanut) "peanut," even though you have no sight from what I have heard, do you need anything?
Peanut: Hello?
Kirby: Yeah, hi. It's me. Kiiiiiiiirby. Remember?
Peanut: Oh! Yes!...No!
Kirby: Nevermind. I was wondering if you "needed a favor." so?
Peanut: Well...my friend Boris lent me this camera a while ago and I need it to be returned to him.
Kirby: Boris? Who the heck is "Boris"? Not that I actually want to know...
Peanut: He's my friend. He lives just next door that acre, slacker. (points left)
Kirby: GR I AM NOT A SLACKER YOU SLACKER!!!
Peanut: Ok, sorry, slacker.
Kirby: AUGH! Just give me the stupid camera. (grabs camera out of Peanut's hands and walks off)
Peanut: Please try your best!
Kirby:........shut up..........i will anyway. (walks off to left until she gets to the house Peanut was talking about but it is the same one that had no one there before ((right before Lucky jumped out)) and reads the sign by the house) Hm...it says he's not here now...WHY ISNT HE HERE NOW?!!?!? GR!! I'm getting tired of this day. Everything has gone wrong since the dream to Nook's jobs to this! AUGH! (throws camera on ground; it cracks...heeheh whoopsie! (picks it up fast as she sees Peanut's from a distance glaring at her wide eyed) Uh...heheheh! (stares back and then sees Peanut step toward her and then dash foward madly toward her with fire coming in her trail) AHH!!!! (runs off instantly with Peanut following)
(They both run around the acre and then Kirby hides behind a tree, and Peanut madly glares around, not finding anyone.)
peanut: (bangs fists on chest and makes gurilla noises) OOOOOOOAAAAAHH!!! AH! AH! AH! AH! (runs off)
Kirby: Ok, glad thats over. I'll just put this camera here. (She says as shes walking back near Boris' house and almost puts the camera down by his doormat.)
Boris: HEY!!!! DO I KNOW YOU!!!?!?
Kirby: (turns and sees a navy blue, mad pig) HEY!!!! I GUESS YOU DO NOW!!! I'M KIRBY!!!!!
Boris: SOOOO you were trying to get into my house, huh???
Kirby: No you loser freak! I was just trying to be nice and give you this, BUUUT since you don;t WANT IT...............(starts to walk away slowly)
Boris: HEY!!!! That's my camera!!! Give it!!!!!!!! (Runs off after her, but is so fat he falls face-first on floor after the first step) Oof!
Kirby: Mmmm.......NAAAA!!! I don't really FEEL like it...(taunts him sarcastically and the walks off)
Boris: HEYYY! Give me the camera!!! I'm warning you!!!! When I get up!!! I'll!!!...uh...*snooooooooooooooorrreeee* (suddenly arms/legs quit squirming and plop to ground)
Kirby: Riiiiight. Well, I don't want your stupid camera anyway. (Throws his camera at Boris' head and he doesn't even notice) Uh huh...well that was...odd. Ok, I might as well go see if some other annoying fool needs something...(looks around and sees Lucky's house nearby.) Ok I guess I'll go there...(Walks towards the house and gets there, and turns back looking at Boris) If I die in here, you stay away from my funeral. (Knocks on door and goes inside, seeing an "Egyptified" house with Zelda swords and a slot machine in it, along with moving robots) Uh some house...
Lucky: (Turns around) AH! It's you! The meanie!!! (Runs around the two swords in the middle of the room with arms in the air) AH! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kirby: Grrrr....SHUT UP LOSER!!!
Lucky: (Plops down sitting and staring at Kirby)
Kirby: Look, weird mumified..Lucky dude, uh, do you need any help?
Lucky: Yes.
Kirby: (Roles eyes) Yes well I guess I knew that already, but I mean do you have anything you need that normal people can help you with?
Lucky: Oh, heheheheheeh, No.
Kirby: Ok bye (starts to walk near door)
Lucky: Oh wait! I do have this lightbulb here. (Takes the lightbulb from above head like AC characters have one sometimes for an idea) Take it to...uh..............Queenie. Yes! Queenie!
Kirby: (Wondering how lightbulb appeared and talks in shock) Uh...ok...(Takes lightbulb and goes out door)
Lucky: Now what was I doin'? Oh yeah! (He gets up and starts running again) Ah! Ah! Ah!
----------------------- Kirby: (Walks out) Ok...to Queenie's! But I don't even know where she is! Well, I'll have to get over that and go anyway...(Sooo Kirby walks, goes down a hill the acre below, gets by Candi, who is at 2,689 in counting, walks left past her left to the Museum, making sure Blathers DOESNT see her, keeps going left to the acre Queenie lives where the river separates the acre) Ok.....that only took like an hour! And I bet she's not even here (she says as she Goes up to Queenie's house to find a sign that says she's not in right now.) AUGH!!!!! Where IS she?! (Suddenly looks father north to the wishing well and faintly sees Queenie walking around.) Oh, so THERE she is. That sign must mean they're out of their acre or something...how lame...
(Decides to walk up to the wishing well plaza again, hoping not to meet the mayor once again and sees Queenie and walks up to her.)
Kirby: Ok, Queenie. Here's your stupid...(checks it)...lightbulb...? (She extends her hand for Queenie to take it.) Well?!!?
Queenie: (Turns around) Oh...it's just you. (Gets out a mirror again and looks at her hair from different angles and sighs putting it away again) I thought it was someone who actually MATTERS in his life. Hmph! (Sassily flips out her hair although she doesn't have any.)
Kirby: Grrrrr, ok, whatever THAT was about!...Anyway, just take the stupid lightbulb!
Queenie: And WHY would I need something like that for my superiorness?
Kirby: Because you could use some ideas since you don't have a brain to come up with any.
Queenie: AUH! I'm not going to listen to this! (popular tone as she turns other way and puts the "talk to the hand" signal up to Kirby)
Kirby: Fine! Then I guess you won't get this...(walks off)
Queenie: (Runs after her and snatches the lightbulb) GIVE IT!!! GRRRRRRR!!!! (Ferocious face and then back the normal self) Ok, well, like, I, um, like, should, like, give you something for giving me this...or me taking it...well NEVERMIND!!! HERE! (Tosses out some paper and it lands on the ground) It's not like I'd be caught dead with it. I dont mail any unpopular dorks like you anyway, so...you can have it!
Knirby: (PIcks it up) Gee, thanks...(thinks) Well, maybe eventually it'll come of SOME use...maybe...(says) Well, bye.
Queenie: What EVER! (Is too prepy to not notice a tree by the end of the acre and bumps into it and is knocked unconscious after Kirby leaves.) Like, paramedic!!! (Goes unconscious)
Kirby: Alright...that's it! I GIVE UP! I'm tired of this now!...but, I guess this IS profitable for me in a sort of "work-hard-for-complete-town- idiots-by-degrading-to-their-level" kind of way. Ok, fine. ONE more house. (So, Kirby goes upward the next northern acre above the Well's one to see the wall of a cliff dividing this acre in 2 parts, her being on the bottom side with a house in front of her with a hippo standing outside.) Ok?? Not asking...(Walks up and talks in a monotone quickly.) Hi I'm Kirby need some help ok good thanks what do you want?
Hippo: Um...excuse me?
Kirby: (Sighs) Hi I'm Kirby need some help ok good thanks what do you want?
Hippo: I'm Bertha! Nice to meet you!
Kirby: Grrr. Hi I'm Kirby need some help ok good thanks what do you WANT?!
Bertha: OOH. Sorry my head's so huge and my ears are so small I couldn't hear you well. (Almost tips over to the left from the weight of her head) WOOAH!!! Uh sorry there. (Cathces herself from falling.) Well, I was wondering if you could go see if Tybalt is through with my organizer yet. He hasn't returned it.
Kirby: Wait wait wait wait! YOU expect me to go run all the way somewhere to Tybalt's house, find my way back here and get you your stupid organizer?!
Bertha: ^_^ Uh huh!
Kirby: Well, you thought wro-(Thinks of the rewardingness)-ok fine! (stomps off)
(SOO, Kirby goes to where she finally stumbles upon the police map...making sure to steer clear of Copper as she reads where Tybalt's house is. After finding it, she quickly snuck off with Copper STILL reading his speech from before very dramatically.)
Kirby: (Now an acre away) Well, SOME one's persistent...and fortunetly it isn't me. (Continues up the same hill as before and recognizes where she is...sorta) Ok, so now I can see Tybalt again, who seems to be out of his little trance. (Because he's walking around like a normal self, Kirby walks up to him with a sarcastic look and hands in pockets.) ....Well? Are you going to just stare at the ground again or are you going to answer me?
Tybalt: (He looks at Kirby blankly) Uhhh...
Kirby: So, you speak. Not sure you know the alphabet, as I left myself a side-note of before about you, but uh, it's been kinda-sorta. not-really- nice meeting you, even though tecnically since you haven't said anything but the "word" "uh."
Tybalt: Uhhhhh...
Kirby: HURRY AND GIVE ME YOUR NAME, THE STUPID ORGANIZER, AND YOUR ATTENTION!!!
Tybalt: Oh...I am...T...T...T...wait...who am I? Well either way, who are you? (Goes near Kirby with eyebrows up and suspiciously talking in a low voice with his hand cupped around the side of his face ((As to keep in from someone hearing)) )....dont try too hard to figure it out. I tried once. Not a pretty sight, not pretty at all.
Kirby: (Backing up) OKkkkkk...too much chlorine intake for youuuu. And unlike you, I actually have something in my head that uses mental power in this life.
Tybalt: A chipmunk?
Kirby: NO!! A mind!
Tybalt: (Stands there confused)
Kirby: A brain, soul, THOUGHT? (thinks) Well, I can't exactly blame it on you; you're too stupid to understand. (Says) Anyway, I'm picking up an organizer from Bertha she let you use. Ring a bell?
Tybalt: (excitely) Oo! oo! I want to ring a bell! Pick me! Pick me! (Raises arm high and jumps up and down repeatedly) Oo! I love bells!
Kirby: Just give me the stupid organizer already.
Tybalt: Oh, well about that...Bertha has it.
Kirby: How can she have the organizer I was JUST MENTIONING if she was the one who asked me to come get it.
Tybalt: Uhh....I dunno.
Kirby: and HOW and WHY do you expect me to believe you about this and it's not just some stupid prank, hm? ........oh great that sounded like Nook...- _-;;;
Tybalt: ....Because I'm a believer! DADADADDA! (Starts boogieing down to the song and his voice changes to the actual singer's) Oh now I'm a believer! (Music plays from no where)
Kirby: O_O......o...kay.....I'm leavin...(walks off hurriedly as Tybalt is still discoing down over there singing madly) (So she goes back downt he hill and across the river bridge, then arrives along the cliff wall at Bertha's house, the well being south of her.) ..........ok.......bertha....
Bertha: Oh wait! I know!
Kirby: ..........
Bertha: (smoke comes out of her head after a few seconds) Ok i give up!
Kirby:.......ANYway, Tybalt says you already have the stupid organizer in the first place, yet you sent me to go get it anyway! Explain yourself, thing!
Bertha: I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't have my own or- (checking pockets)-Oh! Wait! I do have my organizer already with me. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Heheheh...hm...(Anime sweat drop while she's facing Kirby, who is staring at her with a half-sarcastic half-mad expression) Well, anyway, to reward you for being nice enough to go see if Tybalt even had my organizer in the first place, you can have this piece of furniture. I picked it out myself! (Walks over to Kirby and hands her a leaf)
Kirby: (Staring at it with a sarcastic look) ....furniture huh? (Dangles it in the air) Yep. That sure is the greatest piece of furniture I've ever seen in my lifetime, oh yes...
Bertha: Oh well you must be new here.
Kirby Well, that IS what I told you 3 TIMES BEFORE!!!
Bertha: Oh. Must have slipped my huge head with small...heheh...nevermind I told you already. Anyway, you have to put it down in your house otherwise it won't turn into the actual furniture it is.
Kirby: How do I know what is it until then?
Bertha: It says on the back of the leaf. (Pointing)
Kirby: (Flips it over and reads) ....Made in china?....
Bertha: Oh...whoopsie! I guess it doesn't say. I always just thought that was what my furniture was. Boy, was I using mine wrong!
Kirby: I dont even want to begin to ask, but uh...thanks...(thinks) ...I GUESS....(says) Well I'm going to be going now. Buh bye! (thinks) for hopefully one of the LAST times in our generation...(Then Kirby walks away towards the right, goes up one of the hills in the village, and finally gets to Nook some time later)
Nook: (Opera music playing in the backround from the piece of furniture he was selling, a CD player, and he's lipsinging it with gestures)
Kirby: O_O...uhh...
Nook: (Suddenly and nervously regaining posture) Oh uh what? huh? It wasn't me! The opera MADE me do it! (Stands there slouching and staring into nothing)
Kirby:......if you don't mind, well actually, I don't care if you mind or not, shut the stupid music off!!! I can't believe THATS what you wanted your privacy for! .....well wait....yes...i can. Nevermind.
Nook: Well, I would help you with turning it off, but it took me half this time just to figure out how to turn it on. (Scratches head with his tongue out staring at the CD player)
Kirby: (Goes over at shuts off the opera) There. Happy?
Nook: nnnnnnnnnope!
Kirby: ddddddont care?
Nook: Anyways, did you get anything nice from the neighbors? These critters are fairly generous, so if you do errands for them, they can be quite rewarding!
Kirby: I don't need your "tips of wisdom" of the day. I already knew that. And besides, what business of it is yours?
Nook: uh......................................................
Kirby: My point exactly. I don't even have a map to see where I'm going!
Nook: Oh kids these days and their stupid complaints! Here take a stupid map! *Hands her a map)
Kirby: Uh WHY didn't you just give this to me when we began?
Nook: I'm Nook give me a break.
Kirby: True. Anyway, what's next?
Nook: Ah yes. Take this axe to Queenie. (Hands her an axe) Now it's wrapped, so don't even try anything as I see that michievious smile on your face!
Kirby: (Sarcastic look) .........I'm not smiling you moron.
Nook: oh, yes, well, hm, anyways, deliver it as quick as possible, and don't stop to chat or sniff the roses along the way, hm?
Kirby: Ok Nook. First of all, stop telling me what to do since I already know. Second, I wouldn't want to chat with the village idiots if I had to, and third, this flat place doesn't have any roses. So, you're completely off, as usual.
Nook: Hm, I suppose. There's no way to keep tabs on you, but-
Kirby: (Interruping) Actually you could put tabs on me, but that wouldn't help anything. It would just make me look like a freak, which i suggest you refrain from doing.
Nook: Yes well uh. Just please deliver it.
Kirby: Yeah yeah. (thinks) When will these stupid jobs be over?
When WILL these stupid jobs be over?
DA!
Will Kirby try to use the axe on the way to Queenie?
DA!
If so, what will happen if Nook finds out?
DA! See later, and be a part of the questifical excitement! (Questifical...lol)
she was able to get directions back to Nook's shop where he didn't even
remember who she was. What will happen now?
Kirby: Who do you think it is, Retard?!
Nook: Oh, hi Mommy!
Kirby: I'D NEVER OWN AN IDIOT LIKE YOU AS A KID! I'D NEVER OWN ANY CHILD, ESPECIALLY ONE OF A -1000 IQ!!!!
Nook: Oooooh. OOOOOOOH You MUST be Kirby. No other townie would insult me like that, except maybe my mom.
Kirby: Your Mom doesn't live here.
Nook: Um...(looks other way and whistles innocently) sure.
Kirby: Nevermind. Let's just get back to whatever we were doing. What do you want from me now? That last job only took like 3 hours, and a getting lost expidition. Why did you send me to meet those losers anyway? They were practically as dumb and/or annoying as you!
Nook: Uh...I dunno.
Kirby: Augh! Well, can I just leave now then?
Nook: Oh no you don't! I still need my money! And if there's one thing I remember, which it probably is only one thing, is that I need my money!
Kirby: Well then WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!!!
Nook: Oh, right! I want you to deliver this carpet to Candi. (Hands Kirby carpet)
Kirby: Why should I?
Nook: Because I said so.
Kirby: Like I care, and I, uh...can't...anyway.
Nook: And why is that? (all boss-in-charge tone)
Kirby: Because...uh...she's um, "occupied" at the moment.
Nook: I don't really care what your excuse is. Just deliver it.
Kirby: Augh!!! FINE!! (grabs carpet and stomps out)
Nook: Hey I'm actually in charge! Oh, go Nooky! Go Nooky! Go Nooky! It's yo birthday! (victory dances and takes the axe off his selling tables and throws it to the ground and breaks it, then stares at it silently) Uh...I can fix that!
~~~~~MEANWHILE~~~~~
Kirby: I hate Nook. I hate this town. I hate the neighbors. I hate my family. I hate everything! Nook is a loser! (etc mumblings while she marches off to where she saw Candi last, if she could find it. Kirby decided if she got lost again, she just wouldn't go back to Nook's. It's not like he was smart enough to remember she was supposed to come back or anything.) AND I'M TIRED OF WEARING THIS DUMB RAG!! I'm taking a detour to my house to change out of this! (Gets to map from walking left and takes the stone walkway down that leads to her house acre, walks in, and then changes into the clothes she came in quickly)
((NOTE: OBVIOUSLY, you, if you were actually in the game, couldn't just magically spin around and have your clothes changed))
Kirby: Ok, that's better. Now back to this whole carpet business....well, a peek wouldn't hurt...(unravles carpet and spreads it on floor NOTE: NOT BY MAGIC LIKE ON THE GAME EITHER!!) Hm, not bad, but not good either. Too..."mosaic" for me. (rolls it back up and walks out house, up again to map, way over to the post office again ((A-1)) and goes down to the hill to go down some more to find Candi after about an hour of jogging to get there) Ok, Candi...I-
Candi: ...862, 863, 864... (still counting under leaves)
Kirby: (thinks) I guess it was m ean of me to do that, but she's not even bright enough to know it was a trick. It's her own fault, in a way, for being so stupid! (says) Ok! Carpet express! Get your carpet that Nook actually touchhe...AH! (drops carpet and steps back) AH! I touched something Nook did! AH!!
Dotty: (appearing out of nowhere still carrying her watercan) Ohh NOOK!!! What a hottie! (runs up to carpet, picks it up, and runs off with watering can still attached to her hand) It's a new collectible to my "Nookie Love Shrine!" Oh and you can have this old carpet of mine that I just HAPPEN to be carrying around. I have NOOK now. (continues)
Kirby: (picks up carpet and stares wide eyed) Leaving now...fast...(runs off at a run-for-your-life sprint for about an acre, then slows down and talks) Hey I'm getting to know my way around here. Not bad, not bad. Ok so, its back to Nook's, unfortunetly, I guess after I put this home. It was a nice thing to do....I guess....(Joggs back to her house, puts it down, and runs back to his "shop" and gets there almost a half hour later.) Ok, Nook, I did your stu-
Nook: (turns around and instantly screams like a girl) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kirby: What's your problem NOW?
Nook: (same thing) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kirby: WILL YOU PIPE DOWN AND TELL ME WHY YOU ARE SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL, besides the fact that you kinda are.......
Nook: (gasping between words) Why are you...wearing that...NOT NOOK UNIFORM!!?
Kirby: Maybe I got tired of looking like a retard; maybe I wanted to actually wear something normal.
Nook: Maybe I told you to wear the other one.
Kirby: Maybe I don't and never will care.
Nook: Well, when I was a young Nookling, we-
Kirby: Oh please. When you were a young Nookling, your parents probably committed suicide.
Nook: Actually, there's a funny story about that, heheh....hehehhh...hm. Anyway, I suppose I'll permit you to go about your hip hipness, but-
Kirby: No buts.
Nook: Are you sure 'cause mine is pretty b-
Kirby: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO NOW?!!!!?
Nook: Oh, right. Well, I want you to mail a letter to Tybalt. He's one of my best customers, you know, and I want him to know about the next sale here.
Kirby: Then why don't YOU mail him.
Nook: I can't spell my own name, remember?
Kirby: Like he wants to hear from you anyway, even if he is a freak who just stares at the ground all day. I tried to meet him.
Nook: Oh fine. Then don't bother. Just...well...uh...ok um...just go ask the neighbors for help of something. (hand motion shooing Kirby out the door) I need my privacy.
Kirby: Ha! Pleasssse Nook. And what, may I ask, for?
Nook: ...
Kirby: Nevermind. I don't want to go out there again and talk to everyone!!
Nook: I DONT CARE NOW MOVE!!!
Kirby: Shut up...
Nook: Duh...ok!
Kirby: (steps outside and mumbles) loser...
Nook: Hey! I'm a loser! Go Nooky! Go Nooky! Go Nooky! (same victory dance except grabs shovel off shelves this time and breaks it and stares) Um...I can also fix that!
Kirby: Ok so WHY do I have to do this again?! Oh riight because NOOK said so...please. If we all followed what Nook said we'd all be freaks wearing dresses all day singing ballerina lullubies...in that case I think this town does listen to him...not a good sign. Anyway I guess it would be "nice" to go see if the other neighbors have help, but then again they need a LOT of help...augh alright fine!! But this time if I get lost.....GRRR! (kirby stomps off again and decides Peanut is closest again and gets there) ok, (checks notebook for what she wrote on Peanut) "peanut," even though you have no sight from what I have heard, do you need anything?
Peanut: Hello?
Kirby: Yeah, hi. It's me. Kiiiiiiiirby. Remember?
Peanut: Oh! Yes!...No!
Kirby: Nevermind. I was wondering if you "needed a favor." so?
Peanut: Well...my friend Boris lent me this camera a while ago and I need it to be returned to him.
Kirby: Boris? Who the heck is "Boris"? Not that I actually want to know...
Peanut: He's my friend. He lives just next door that acre, slacker. (points left)
Kirby: GR I AM NOT A SLACKER YOU SLACKER!!!
Peanut: Ok, sorry, slacker.
Kirby: AUGH! Just give me the stupid camera. (grabs camera out of Peanut's hands and walks off)
Peanut: Please try your best!
Kirby:........shut up..........i will anyway. (walks off to left until she gets to the house Peanut was talking about but it is the same one that had no one there before ((right before Lucky jumped out)) and reads the sign by the house) Hm...it says he's not here now...WHY ISNT HE HERE NOW?!!?!? GR!! I'm getting tired of this day. Everything has gone wrong since the dream to Nook's jobs to this! AUGH! (throws camera on ground; it cracks...heeheh whoopsie! (picks it up fast as she sees Peanut's from a distance glaring at her wide eyed) Uh...heheheh! (stares back and then sees Peanut step toward her and then dash foward madly toward her with fire coming in her trail) AHH!!!! (runs off instantly with Peanut following)
(They both run around the acre and then Kirby hides behind a tree, and Peanut madly glares around, not finding anyone.)
peanut: (bangs fists on chest and makes gurilla noises) OOOOOOOAAAAAHH!!! AH! AH! AH! AH! (runs off)
Kirby: Ok, glad thats over. I'll just put this camera here. (She says as shes walking back near Boris' house and almost puts the camera down by his doormat.)
Boris: HEY!!!! DO I KNOW YOU!!!?!?
Kirby: (turns and sees a navy blue, mad pig) HEY!!!! I GUESS YOU DO NOW!!! I'M KIRBY!!!!!
Boris: SOOOO you were trying to get into my house, huh???
Kirby: No you loser freak! I was just trying to be nice and give you this, BUUUT since you don;t WANT IT...............(starts to walk away slowly)
Boris: HEY!!!! That's my camera!!! Give it!!!!!!!! (Runs off after her, but is so fat he falls face-first on floor after the first step) Oof!
Kirby: Mmmm.......NAAAA!!! I don't really FEEL like it...(taunts him sarcastically and the walks off)
Boris: HEYYY! Give me the camera!!! I'm warning you!!!! When I get up!!! I'll!!!...uh...*snooooooooooooooorrreeee* (suddenly arms/legs quit squirming and plop to ground)
Kirby: Riiiiight. Well, I don't want your stupid camera anyway. (Throws his camera at Boris' head and he doesn't even notice) Uh huh...well that was...odd. Ok, I might as well go see if some other annoying fool needs something...(looks around and sees Lucky's house nearby.) Ok I guess I'll go there...(Walks towards the house and gets there, and turns back looking at Boris) If I die in here, you stay away from my funeral. (Knocks on door and goes inside, seeing an "Egyptified" house with Zelda swords and a slot machine in it, along with moving robots) Uh some house...
Lucky: (Turns around) AH! It's you! The meanie!!! (Runs around the two swords in the middle of the room with arms in the air) AH! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kirby: Grrrr....SHUT UP LOSER!!!
Lucky: (Plops down sitting and staring at Kirby)
Kirby: Look, weird mumified..Lucky dude, uh, do you need any help?
Lucky: Yes.
Kirby: (Roles eyes) Yes well I guess I knew that already, but I mean do you have anything you need that normal people can help you with?
Lucky: Oh, heheheheheeh, No.
Kirby: Ok bye (starts to walk near door)
Lucky: Oh wait! I do have this lightbulb here. (Takes the lightbulb from above head like AC characters have one sometimes for an idea) Take it to...uh..............Queenie. Yes! Queenie!
Kirby: (Wondering how lightbulb appeared and talks in shock) Uh...ok...(Takes lightbulb and goes out door)
Lucky: Now what was I doin'? Oh yeah! (He gets up and starts running again) Ah! Ah! Ah!
----------------------- Kirby: (Walks out) Ok...to Queenie's! But I don't even know where she is! Well, I'll have to get over that and go anyway...(Sooo Kirby walks, goes down a hill the acre below, gets by Candi, who is at 2,689 in counting, walks left past her left to the Museum, making sure Blathers DOESNT see her, keeps going left to the acre Queenie lives where the river separates the acre) Ok.....that only took like an hour! And I bet she's not even here (she says as she Goes up to Queenie's house to find a sign that says she's not in right now.) AUGH!!!!! Where IS she?! (Suddenly looks father north to the wishing well and faintly sees Queenie walking around.) Oh, so THERE she is. That sign must mean they're out of their acre or something...how lame...
(Decides to walk up to the wishing well plaza again, hoping not to meet the mayor once again and sees Queenie and walks up to her.)
Kirby: Ok, Queenie. Here's your stupid...(checks it)...lightbulb...? (She extends her hand for Queenie to take it.) Well?!!?
Queenie: (Turns around) Oh...it's just you. (Gets out a mirror again and looks at her hair from different angles and sighs putting it away again) I thought it was someone who actually MATTERS in his life. Hmph! (Sassily flips out her hair although she doesn't have any.)
Kirby: Grrrrr, ok, whatever THAT was about!...Anyway, just take the stupid lightbulb!
Queenie: And WHY would I need something like that for my superiorness?
Kirby: Because you could use some ideas since you don't have a brain to come up with any.
Queenie: AUH! I'm not going to listen to this! (popular tone as she turns other way and puts the "talk to the hand" signal up to Kirby)
Kirby: Fine! Then I guess you won't get this...(walks off)
Queenie: (Runs after her and snatches the lightbulb) GIVE IT!!! GRRRRRRR!!!! (Ferocious face and then back the normal self) Ok, well, like, I, um, like, should, like, give you something for giving me this...or me taking it...well NEVERMIND!!! HERE! (Tosses out some paper and it lands on the ground) It's not like I'd be caught dead with it. I dont mail any unpopular dorks like you anyway, so...you can have it!
Knirby: (PIcks it up) Gee, thanks...(thinks) Well, maybe eventually it'll come of SOME use...maybe...(says) Well, bye.
Queenie: What EVER! (Is too prepy to not notice a tree by the end of the acre and bumps into it and is knocked unconscious after Kirby leaves.) Like, paramedic!!! (Goes unconscious)
Kirby: Alright...that's it! I GIVE UP! I'm tired of this now!...but, I guess this IS profitable for me in a sort of "work-hard-for-complete-town- idiots-by-degrading-to-their-level" kind of way. Ok, fine. ONE more house. (So, Kirby goes upward the next northern acre above the Well's one to see the wall of a cliff dividing this acre in 2 parts, her being on the bottom side with a house in front of her with a hippo standing outside.) Ok?? Not asking...(Walks up and talks in a monotone quickly.) Hi I'm Kirby need some help ok good thanks what do you want?
Hippo: Um...excuse me?
Kirby: (Sighs) Hi I'm Kirby need some help ok good thanks what do you want?
Hippo: I'm Bertha! Nice to meet you!
Kirby: Grrr. Hi I'm Kirby need some help ok good thanks what do you WANT?!
Bertha: OOH. Sorry my head's so huge and my ears are so small I couldn't hear you well. (Almost tips over to the left from the weight of her head) WOOAH!!! Uh sorry there. (Cathces herself from falling.) Well, I was wondering if you could go see if Tybalt is through with my organizer yet. He hasn't returned it.
Kirby: Wait wait wait wait! YOU expect me to go run all the way somewhere to Tybalt's house, find my way back here and get you your stupid organizer?!
Bertha: ^_^ Uh huh!
Kirby: Well, you thought wro-(Thinks of the rewardingness)-ok fine! (stomps off)
(SOO, Kirby goes to where she finally stumbles upon the police map...making sure to steer clear of Copper as she reads where Tybalt's house is. After finding it, she quickly snuck off with Copper STILL reading his speech from before very dramatically.)
Kirby: (Now an acre away) Well, SOME one's persistent...and fortunetly it isn't me. (Continues up the same hill as before and recognizes where she is...sorta) Ok, so now I can see Tybalt again, who seems to be out of his little trance. (Because he's walking around like a normal self, Kirby walks up to him with a sarcastic look and hands in pockets.) ....Well? Are you going to just stare at the ground again or are you going to answer me?
Tybalt: (He looks at Kirby blankly) Uhhh...
Kirby: So, you speak. Not sure you know the alphabet, as I left myself a side-note of before about you, but uh, it's been kinda-sorta. not-really- nice meeting you, even though tecnically since you haven't said anything but the "word" "uh."
Tybalt: Uhhhhh...
Kirby: HURRY AND GIVE ME YOUR NAME, THE STUPID ORGANIZER, AND YOUR ATTENTION!!!
Tybalt: Oh...I am...T...T...T...wait...who am I? Well either way, who are you? (Goes near Kirby with eyebrows up and suspiciously talking in a low voice with his hand cupped around the side of his face ((As to keep in from someone hearing)) )....dont try too hard to figure it out. I tried once. Not a pretty sight, not pretty at all.
Kirby: (Backing up) OKkkkkk...too much chlorine intake for youuuu. And unlike you, I actually have something in my head that uses mental power in this life.
Tybalt: A chipmunk?
Kirby: NO!! A mind!
Tybalt: (Stands there confused)
Kirby: A brain, soul, THOUGHT? (thinks) Well, I can't exactly blame it on you; you're too stupid to understand. (Says) Anyway, I'm picking up an organizer from Bertha she let you use. Ring a bell?
Tybalt: (excitely) Oo! oo! I want to ring a bell! Pick me! Pick me! (Raises arm high and jumps up and down repeatedly) Oo! I love bells!
Kirby: Just give me the stupid organizer already.
Tybalt: Oh, well about that...Bertha has it.
Kirby: How can she have the organizer I was JUST MENTIONING if she was the one who asked me to come get it.
Tybalt: Uhh....I dunno.
Kirby: and HOW and WHY do you expect me to believe you about this and it's not just some stupid prank, hm? ........oh great that sounded like Nook...- _-;;;
Tybalt: ....Because I'm a believer! DADADADDA! (Starts boogieing down to the song and his voice changes to the actual singer's) Oh now I'm a believer! (Music plays from no where)
Kirby: O_O......o...kay.....I'm leavin...(walks off hurriedly as Tybalt is still discoing down over there singing madly) (So she goes back downt he hill and across the river bridge, then arrives along the cliff wall at Bertha's house, the well being south of her.) ..........ok.......bertha....
Bertha: Oh wait! I know!
Kirby: ..........
Bertha: (smoke comes out of her head after a few seconds) Ok i give up!
Kirby:.......ANYway, Tybalt says you already have the stupid organizer in the first place, yet you sent me to go get it anyway! Explain yourself, thing!
Bertha: I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't have my own or- (checking pockets)-Oh! Wait! I do have my organizer already with me. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Heheheh...hm...(Anime sweat drop while she's facing Kirby, who is staring at her with a half-sarcastic half-mad expression) Well, anyway, to reward you for being nice enough to go see if Tybalt even had my organizer in the first place, you can have this piece of furniture. I picked it out myself! (Walks over to Kirby and hands her a leaf)
Kirby: (Staring at it with a sarcastic look) ....furniture huh? (Dangles it in the air) Yep. That sure is the greatest piece of furniture I've ever seen in my lifetime, oh yes...
Bertha: Oh well you must be new here.
Kirby Well, that IS what I told you 3 TIMES BEFORE!!!
Bertha: Oh. Must have slipped my huge head with small...heheh...nevermind I told you already. Anyway, you have to put it down in your house otherwise it won't turn into the actual furniture it is.
Kirby: How do I know what is it until then?
Bertha: It says on the back of the leaf. (Pointing)
Kirby: (Flips it over and reads) ....Made in china?....
Bertha: Oh...whoopsie! I guess it doesn't say. I always just thought that was what my furniture was. Boy, was I using mine wrong!
Kirby: I dont even want to begin to ask, but uh...thanks...(thinks) ...I GUESS....(says) Well I'm going to be going now. Buh bye! (thinks) for hopefully one of the LAST times in our generation...(Then Kirby walks away towards the right, goes up one of the hills in the village, and finally gets to Nook some time later)
Nook: (Opera music playing in the backround from the piece of furniture he was selling, a CD player, and he's lipsinging it with gestures)
Kirby: O_O...uhh...
Nook: (Suddenly and nervously regaining posture) Oh uh what? huh? It wasn't me! The opera MADE me do it! (Stands there slouching and staring into nothing)
Kirby:......if you don't mind, well actually, I don't care if you mind or not, shut the stupid music off!!! I can't believe THATS what you wanted your privacy for! .....well wait....yes...i can. Nevermind.
Nook: Well, I would help you with turning it off, but it took me half this time just to figure out how to turn it on. (Scratches head with his tongue out staring at the CD player)
Kirby: (Goes over at shuts off the opera) There. Happy?
Nook: nnnnnnnnnope!
Kirby: ddddddont care?
Nook: Anyways, did you get anything nice from the neighbors? These critters are fairly generous, so if you do errands for them, they can be quite rewarding!
Kirby: I don't need your "tips of wisdom" of the day. I already knew that. And besides, what business of it is yours?
Nook: uh......................................................
Kirby: My point exactly. I don't even have a map to see where I'm going!
Nook: Oh kids these days and their stupid complaints! Here take a stupid map! *Hands her a map)
Kirby: Uh WHY didn't you just give this to me when we began?
Nook: I'm Nook give me a break.
Kirby: True. Anyway, what's next?
Nook: Ah yes. Take this axe to Queenie. (Hands her an axe) Now it's wrapped, so don't even try anything as I see that michievious smile on your face!
Kirby: (Sarcastic look) .........I'm not smiling you moron.
Nook: oh, yes, well, hm, anyways, deliver it as quick as possible, and don't stop to chat or sniff the roses along the way, hm?
Kirby: Ok Nook. First of all, stop telling me what to do since I already know. Second, I wouldn't want to chat with the village idiots if I had to, and third, this flat place doesn't have any roses. So, you're completely off, as usual.
Nook: Hm, I suppose. There's no way to keep tabs on you, but-
Kirby: (Interruping) Actually you could put tabs on me, but that wouldn't help anything. It would just make me look like a freak, which i suggest you refrain from doing.
Nook: Yes well uh. Just please deliver it.
Kirby: Yeah yeah. (thinks) When will these stupid jobs be over?
When WILL these stupid jobs be over?
DA!
Will Kirby try to use the axe on the way to Queenie?
DA!
If so, what will happen if Nook finds out?
DA! See later, and be a part of the questifical excitement! (Questifical...lol)