If I were in AC7!!!!
Last time, on "If I were in AC 6," Kirby, being me, went out to the dephs
of the town helping a few retarded neighbors out with their "tasks" and
found she could get some useless junk once in a while if she wanted by
doing so.
Kirby: (Walks outside the shop holding the axe) Why do i have to deliver this dumb metal anyway? WHY is it always for Queenie? WHY? hm? Because noooook oh whoooohooo...what a grand reason. Heh. Queenie may be the "queen" of this "town" if you grade it up that high...but what good will that honestly do her? Heh...not much. The whole town is made of the village idiots.
(Kirby walks along and FINALLY, after passing the same pink mouse still covered in leaves leaning against the cliff wall counting now at 4,724, and sees Queenie on the floor from hitting the tree and runs up)
Kirby: Uh yeah. Would you mind tell me why your "royal highness" is on the "oh so dirty ground"?
Queenie: like.....duh! I like, tripped! Thats all! Like!......Duh! (Gets up dusting her shirt off)
Kirby: Oh yes, let me guess. You were too busy insulting me for no good reason and laughing your insane head off that you didnt see the tree right in front of you by the well here, and you hit yourself.
Queenie: .........um.......
Kirby: Yeah thought so. Anyways......
Queenie: Look, since I have a repuation to keep and can't be seen around the likes of THOU, I shall be going.
Kirby: A reputation for running into trees?
Queenie: The tree bumped into me! (points and talks to the tree in a "girlish mad voice") BAD! BAD tree! You'll never work in this town again!
Tree:..............
Queenie: DONT BACK SAS ME, MR!
Tree:.........
Queenie: I'm warning you! Don't make me have to attack you!
Kirby: Hm, and I wrote in my notebook that you had a higher I.Q. than the others...
Queenie: ha! the others? The other slaves in this town of mine just shower me with things and yes, they are quite stupid, but they love MUA! heheheheheheeeeeeeeee! Anyway, you must have some reason, besides that you're already jealous and adore me, to come and see me, right? so, what is it, Slave #9?
Kirby: Grrr I'm not your slave, I will never BE your slave, and I'm here because dumb nook told me to go deliver this dumb axe to you! (Holds out axe)
Queenie: Ooooohhhh. well, I have no use for childish things like that. So, run along and...(Sees light reflect off of the silver and her eyes get big) .....m-must...chop....WOOOHOOHOOOOD! (Grabs the axe and rips the paper off sweating and crazily staring at the axe head)
Kirby: O_O Ok..........................and I thought you the the "sophisticated one."
Queenie: WOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOOD!!!! (Swings the axe over kirby's head and it's stuck in the tree.)
Kirby: Ok, I dont want to stick around for this, so I'm leaving now. Heheh. (Runs off)
Queenie: wooooooho! whoooooooooood! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! (She runs around crazily flapping her arms and hits the same tree again) ......like.....no more wood.....(unconscious fall on ground)
Kirby: (walks to the right instead this time and finds another bridge connecting the river to another side of the village and walks over it. A house is nearby) Hm...interesting...(Walks over ot it, knocks, and goes inside seeing a pretty good-furniturized house and a Golden Retriever around)
Dog: Hi! How are you? Do...I know you? Oh, yes, you must be Kirby. I've heard about you from a reliant source.
Kirby: Yeah? Like who? I bet I could tell you from these past few hours here alittle about THEM too.
Dog: Oh, it's not like that. I'm goldie.
Kirby: (thinks) Hm. How original...(says) well uh you know who I am. I just came in to see what this place is.
Goldie: Well, don't get too comfortable in my place.
Kirby: Why would I do something retarded like that?
Goldie: Uh I dont know...
Kirby: My point exactly.
Goldie: ????????????????????? Duh.....................??????????? Well, I dont need anything. It's nice of you to ask.
Kirby: It's nice of me to ask.....??
Goldie: Sorry. I dont know. Bye
Kirby: Do you know NOTHING?
Goldie: What's a nothing?
kirby: AUGH! (Walks outside and gets out notebook) Met a new citizen. "Goldie" is her name, supposedly, but she seems to unassure of everything that she probably mixed her name up with some fish she caught by accident or something. (Puts notebook away, looks at the map for a few seconds, and continues walking. Finally after a long walk upwards, passing Tybalt, who is still boogieing down to his little song with disco lights out of no where and etc., she goes across another bridge then back to Nook's shop in A-4)
kirby: Hm I have to hand it to you, Nook, this map is actually useful.
Nook: (turns around from looking at the umbrella he's selling with a magnifying glass) huh?
Kirby: I can use it. I can use something YOU gave me. Need I go on?
Nook: Yes I'm not following. (Standing there confused and head smoking in thought)
Kirby: Hm nevermind.
Nook: (pointing upwards about to speak)
Kirby: (counting on her fingers) And yes, Nook, before you bother, I did know what to do by doing it quickly, I did dillydally along the way to talk with retarded villagers, and I did stop to sniff the roses along the way...or at least observe...uh...a tree.
Nook: See? I knew I should've put tabs on you!
Kirby: We've been through this Nook. What would tabs accomplish by putting them on me? Nothing.
Nook: But thats what my brain is! It is nothing! (desparate voice almost pleading)
Kirby: And WHAT would you like me to do about this, huh? Make you a brain? Educate you?
Nook: (making a light buzzing noise looking around above him as if to follow a fly buzzing around his head) bzzzzzzzz......(softly)
Kirby: Are you listenning to me?!
Nook: (Puts an arm up holding a shovel, now fixed from before, still doing the same thing and hits himself with it and falls over)........ah..........
Kirby: Well, that's a no.
Nook: (Gets back up looking at the shovel) Um...I can fix that...again...(dusts his new apron off) Anyways...Kirby, dear worker, now that you have your little map you just HAD to have, and have done that task, there's not much more for you to do.
Kirby: YES!...I mean uh...boo, oh boo.
Nook: Well, since you seem to depressed over it, I could just have you work here full time instead. Wouldnt that be a treat?
Kirby: O_O you've GOT to be kidding...a treat? No no no. i think you confused "treat" with "torture." Anyway, next so this can be over?
Nook: Hm, well as your last job, go back to that board by your house and post a notice about my shop. Now I'm not telling you what to say exactly, just make it so that the customer will feel welcome and you might introduce yourself as "kirby who works for Nook" or something. And...(looks up noticing Kirby is now gone. A few papers from the long shelf for sale blow in the wind, signaling no one's there.) And uh...yeah...um..what was I doing?
Kirby: (now aways away after hearing what to do) Ok Nook. One message on the message board by my house, or as you idiots call it, Pretty Pony, that describes how I work for Nook huh? Works for me! (Gets to the board after a few minutes of jogging and sees a clean sheet of paper and writes) Ok....lets see
"Hello. I'm Tom Nook. I am the Idiot Supreme of you all. Dont shop at Nooks Cranny. im making you feel uncomfortable about my shop. for any complaints about this message, please see me and blame me."
Kirby: (After reading it over again) that works. i feel as though I practically know the weirdo himself. Ha. No wait... I do. Unfortunetly...I wonder if he's related to Rover by chance...(continuous thoughts as she walks back to Nooks)
Nook: (blows a party noise thing) BRDRRRRRRRR!!! (balloons and confetti fall and Nook dances around frolically.) weeeehehheheeeee! CONGRATULATIONS Ol' Chap! Youuuuu have successfully completed all my mental tasks! (Blows the party thing again and acts happily like a seal clapping hands together) derrrherher! herrrr! herrrrrrrr!
Kirby: O_O.......uh......heh.....i uh....dont know what to say...
Nook: (Stops) Yes well I am so...overjoyed. They, they just grow up so fast. I...(gets behind the "shelf" and fans himself) I...there are just so many people I want to thank for this. I just don't know what to say, I...oh I'll just let Kirby tell you all about it. Kirby? Come on up. Tell the academy! (Walks away bowing)
Kirby: Hm yes well let's just say I cannot describe in words how Nook made me feel...
Nook: Oh brilliant brilliant! (Claps hysterically) Encore! Encore!
Kirby: (mad voice) NO! no encores! ...please no encores. spare me.......Can I go home now?
Nook: I suppose. You've done everything there is to do for me. And thank you for that wonderful speech.
Kirby: Well what I mean is I have the words to describe how you made me feel, I'm just not going to say it.
Nook: Yes, thank you, thank you. Anyway, now that you're free from my grasp, unfortunetly, because I just KNOW you can't survive without me, correct?
Kirby: Um.......sure.
Nook: Yes I know! Anyway, since you are gone now, I will be giving you your Farewell Free-from-Nook Speech I give everyone. Eh HEM...Now that you're on your own, you'll have to provide for yourself. There are lots of ways to make money around here: sell things that you find and don't want to me, do more stuff for the neighbors, etc. AND as for your rent, you'll still have to pay it back alittle at a time to me at the post office.
Kirby: Um yeah whatever. And if I don't?
Nook: Then I'll have to send the racoon goons after you! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA only kidding! Just try to keep it to about 1000 bells a week, hm?
Kirby: Well, I believe the goons part.
Nook: Oh, hm yesssss....
Kirby: riiiiiiiiight well its been um "great" being here...I guess........not really......bye. (She starts to turn to walk out and leaves)
Nook: Uh...(calling after her) Now are you sure you don't want to hear about fermented soybeans? Pleaaaaaaase?! (Seeing she's not coming back) Yeah ok! I'll just be here when you get back...in this shack...(looks around wide eyed) with nooo one around...Yeah uh...heh....(Stands there and does nothing.)
Kirby: (Meanwhile now on the stone pathway walking back to her house) Hm, well I'm FINALLY free from Nook, it seems like around 4 in the afternoon, and I don't know what to do. Let's see 1. I have no money. 2. I have nothing to sell to get money. 3. I have nothing to do. Hm this was harder than it sounded. (Now sitting on the mat by her door and sighs) Well, I could go chat with the Village Idiots some more, but who wants to do that boring stuff? I could just sit here. Wow....well maybe I'll go do some more chatting. There's nothing else better to do
Kirby walks all the way back up then passes the dump in Acre A-2 while on her way to any house she sees nearby. At the dump, she sees some of those leaves from before and goes to it and picks it up)
Kirby: Hm another "made in china" thing I see. GOSH WHY IS EVERYTHING MADE IN RETARDED CHINA?!!?!?!?!? Well it also says it is a "cabana chair." (Looks up) Cabana chair? What the heck!? A chair huh? Well, I guess I could use one of those...and a bed...and i couch...oh who am I kidding my house would barely hold a single couch! (Puts it in her pocket) Now where was I? Ah yes. A talk with the idiots. Well, can't go see Peanut...heh...Boris is lying on the floor...maybe. And Lucky? Why do I freak all the neighbors out recently anyway? Sigh...well he's too dumb to remember so I might as well check...(Goes down and gets to Lucky, who is now outside walking around)
Lucky: (Catches site of Kirby) AH! it's YOU! The MEEEEEANIEEEE!!!
Kirby: How long are you going to keep that up?
Lucky: Till I'm dead!
Kirby: You already are dead.
Lucky: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! So, what can I do for ya?
Kirby: Well, you could act alittle more sane.
Lucky: (girl recording voice) We're sorry, the request you asked for cannot be completed as dialed. Will you please hang up and try your call again.
Kirby: Uh no! So what's up? (sarcastically as she crosses her arms)
Lucky: Did you know you can bury fruit in the ground and trees come out? It's really handy and anyone can do it.
Kirby: I ask you "what's up" and you give me this stupid, random thing about planting fruit trees?
Lucky: M yeah pretty much.
Kirby: ...I see...well go on. Let me note your stupidity level in this conversation.
Lucky: Uhhhhh ok! Well, planting fruit trees is really tasty! And I love food! AND it is very environmental!
Kirby: (interrupting) You're related to Blathers, aren't you?
Lucky: Uh no....well maybe. For all I know, I might as well be a-
Kirby: Yes, girl, I know. I've heard that before from a um...not really a friend but uh someone speeeeecial like you.
Lucky: A cupcake? Mmmmmmmm cuppppcakes....
Kirby: NO! Rover! Ever heard of him?
Lucky: Well, for all I know I might as well be a-
Kirby: oh shut up and tell me about something.
Lucky: Ok! Well, that's all I have to say on fruit trees. And as you know, oranges is the only fruit you can get in this darn village, rrrr owch.
Kirby: R owch?
Lucky: Yeah I just thought up it now. Grrrrrreat to say huh, rrrrrrrrr ouch?
Kirby: You'll be "rrr ouching" if you don't quit that.
Lucky: I knew I should've told you about the fruit tree planting! They've taken over your mind! GASP! (frantincally and panicing, shiverring and with bubbles around his head like AC characters) Am I the only not human left? Oh no what shall I do?! GASP GASP GASP!
Kirby: Uh huhhhhhhhhhh well it's been not-so-fun and even less educational talking to you.
Lucky: Ok! come back soon! (waving then starts running around again panicing) GASP GASP GASP!
Kirby: right...won't do. (Walking away) So next on the menu should be...(looks south and sees the cliff Candy was talking about earlier) Well, i haven't been there yet...might as well. (She walks southward and this part of the cliff extends to the E acres and she sees Candi's hosue) Hm what a great house. Not really but im sure its better than mine. (Looks and sees a pond and then walks back up to where she was before) Well, that was meaningless. Then again most things here are.
Boris: (Suddenly runs up to kirby) Well, I managed to get up. Now you're in trouble for trying to break into my house.
Kirby: Look, FOOL, I did not try to break into your house for the last time!
Boris: Yeah SURE. That's what they ALL say.
Kirby: Who's "they"?
Boris: Well uh....I DONT KNOW but they're there!
Kirby: (tauntingly) Are they the little imaginary friends of yours in Boris's Little World?
Boris: YES! I mean....NO! BUT, they are there. They are eeeeverrrrrywhere. (Mysteriously) woooooooooooooo!
Kirby: .....yeeeah.
Boris: Anyway the point is I am calling the cops on you!
Kirby: I think the point is that if you try to do that then THE cop won't answer because he's busy reading a terribly long and boring police speech to himself.
Boris: Hey I ENJOY those speaches, thank you!
Kirby: Did I ask you?
Boris: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kirby: Once again you all prove my point.
Boris: I also figured out how to run without my fatness getting in the way. I AM a pig you know, I can't exactly help my girlish figure. Though I know I'm irrisistably cute as I am. Isn't that right Kirby?
Kirby: Ok now you're getting ALL kinds of creepy.
Boris: You're just jealous because you don't have a physique like mine!
Kirby: Why would I want a phyisique like yours?
Boris: Hm no clue.
Kirby: Didn't think so. Well, do I get anything for giving you your camera back from before? WHICH i did do even if you dont remember from being knocked out by it?
Boris: NO! Well, since you did go to the trouble, and I do mean TROUBLE, I will give you these clothes. (Takes out clothes and hands them to her) Just take them ok!
Kirby: Ok this shirt has PINK in it. You actually except me to wear pink?
Boris: It's one of my personal favorites, THANKS! Its CALLED a "heart shirt." See? It has a heart (all giggly and long eyelashes like pointing at it) Teehee! I mean uh (low voice cough regaining composure) Hm yes *cough* hm! I mean it's uh quite MANLY and uh...stylish...yeah! Eh hem!
Kirby: Whatever you say.....not.Well uh, thanks, i guess, not really, ok bye. (Starts to walk away)
Boris: (Same giggly voice) Teehee! Okey dokie! (regains composture again) CHEM! I mean uh yes farewell you nuisance! And get off my lawn!
Kirby: (Walking away) Oh trust me. i wouldnt stay on anything that belongs to you for a loooong time.
Boris: Good! Hmph! (Stands there crosses arms then suddenly tips over and crashes on side and starts wiggling his arms/legs) augh! augh! augh! Cant...get....up...fat....
Kirby: (walks back to her house and decides to not even try on the heart shirt, so remembers Nook said she could sell stuff and goes to his shop and walks in)
Nook: Hello there! Hey wait its Kirby! HI KIRBY!!!!!!! What brings you to these parts?
Kirby: Youre right I travelled too far I should be going heh.
Nook: NaH NAH! Stay, have fun, have some tea, talk about political issues effecting our expanding economy in this time of so shall we say "war" going on. All is well here.
Kirby: uhhhh Ok i dont know what this sudden streak of intelligence is about, but I just wanted to sell something.
Nook: (shakes head) Wow that was weird. (notices kirby and suddenly has a country accent) AND HOW CAN I HELP YALL? I know! sit round, have a drink, talk 'bout the biiiiiig acreage and how all this political stuff is involvin it.YEEEHAW!
Kirby: Ah so theres the dumb Nook that has unfortunetly been my displeasure to know. Anyway, whoever you are, I want to sell this heart shirt. (Hands it to him)
Nook: Alrighty alrighty! That can be uh...90 bells! Yeeeeep thats it! (Takes it and gives her money)
Kirby: 90 bells huh...
Nook: Yes I know I am just sooooo generous still aren't I?
Kirby:...........Anyway lets see, (scans through the leaves) uh, well nope nothing I actually want to give aka sell to you, since I dont want you blowing up the earth by accident by who KNOWS what strategies.
Nook: Ah big words! They confuse me like sausage and sliced olives....(Pondering look)
Kirby: Uh HUH....yeah, ok...anyhow...like I was saying...I'll just take my 90 bells now please.
Nook: DEMANDING aren't we? Well here here. (Hands Kirby a small bag of bells) Alright well goodbye then.
Kirby: Yeah whatever bye (Goes to the door walking about)
Nook: come again! I look foward to seeing you again! (calling from behind)
Kirby: Like thats going to happen...(walks out completely and goes back by the train station and the stone pathway that leads down to her house) Hm well today surely was interesting. It's been about another hour from what I can tell. Maybe I should see what and how to activate these "leaves of china" They dont seem to work out here (Flopping one around in the air)
So Kirby walks down to her "Pretty Pony" house and goes inside and turns on the light again)
Kirby: Yes well its even smaller from the last visit...great...well as for these leaves...(She takes one out and drops it on the ground)
Leaf: BOM! *smoke* (pops into a normal sized cabana chair)
Kirby: ....(partly shocked and partly annoyed) ...stuuupid DBZ RIPOFF! Gonna bash it with a Kirby(nintendo kirby lol) hammer!......*sigh* ANYway...(looking at it) Well that is definitely a chair. (touches and sits down in it then gets back up) Now lets see where should I put this...as I am very particular about interior designs here. (Pushes it to the bottom- right corner and makes it face the center) Ok...that works. And...the carpet. Um hm it seems to be an "exquisite rug" (Spreads it out on the floor) Well, not exactly my thing, but not bad. *sigh* (She goes to the window and looks out, seeing the sun setting now) Well, its been a long day, or at least a working day for me. I still wish i had a bed. But this chair will do for today...(Sits down in the chair and soon goes to sleep) Untilllll tomorrow...where i hopeful wont have to be in contact with any THINGS...
What will tomarrow's day bring?
DA!
WILL Kirby end up being in contact with the annoying "things"?
DA!
If so, what will happen?
DA!
Find out in a little while, sorry for the delay
of the town helping a few retarded neighbors out with their "tasks" and
found she could get some useless junk once in a while if she wanted by
doing so.
Kirby: (Walks outside the shop holding the axe) Why do i have to deliver this dumb metal anyway? WHY is it always for Queenie? WHY? hm? Because noooook oh whoooohooo...what a grand reason. Heh. Queenie may be the "queen" of this "town" if you grade it up that high...but what good will that honestly do her? Heh...not much. The whole town is made of the village idiots.
(Kirby walks along and FINALLY, after passing the same pink mouse still covered in leaves leaning against the cliff wall counting now at 4,724, and sees Queenie on the floor from hitting the tree and runs up)
Kirby: Uh yeah. Would you mind tell me why your "royal highness" is on the "oh so dirty ground"?
Queenie: like.....duh! I like, tripped! Thats all! Like!......Duh! (Gets up dusting her shirt off)
Kirby: Oh yes, let me guess. You were too busy insulting me for no good reason and laughing your insane head off that you didnt see the tree right in front of you by the well here, and you hit yourself.
Queenie: .........um.......
Kirby: Yeah thought so. Anyways......
Queenie: Look, since I have a repuation to keep and can't be seen around the likes of THOU, I shall be going.
Kirby: A reputation for running into trees?
Queenie: The tree bumped into me! (points and talks to the tree in a "girlish mad voice") BAD! BAD tree! You'll never work in this town again!
Tree:..............
Queenie: DONT BACK SAS ME, MR!
Tree:.........
Queenie: I'm warning you! Don't make me have to attack you!
Kirby: Hm, and I wrote in my notebook that you had a higher I.Q. than the others...
Queenie: ha! the others? The other slaves in this town of mine just shower me with things and yes, they are quite stupid, but they love MUA! heheheheheheeeeeeeeee! Anyway, you must have some reason, besides that you're already jealous and adore me, to come and see me, right? so, what is it, Slave #9?
Kirby: Grrr I'm not your slave, I will never BE your slave, and I'm here because dumb nook told me to go deliver this dumb axe to you! (Holds out axe)
Queenie: Ooooohhhh. well, I have no use for childish things like that. So, run along and...(Sees light reflect off of the silver and her eyes get big) .....m-must...chop....WOOOHOOHOOOOD! (Grabs the axe and rips the paper off sweating and crazily staring at the axe head)
Kirby: O_O Ok..........................and I thought you the the "sophisticated one."
Queenie: WOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOOD!!!! (Swings the axe over kirby's head and it's stuck in the tree.)
Kirby: Ok, I dont want to stick around for this, so I'm leaving now. Heheh. (Runs off)
Queenie: wooooooho! whoooooooooood! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! (She runs around crazily flapping her arms and hits the same tree again) ......like.....no more wood.....(unconscious fall on ground)
Kirby: (walks to the right instead this time and finds another bridge connecting the river to another side of the village and walks over it. A house is nearby) Hm...interesting...(Walks over ot it, knocks, and goes inside seeing a pretty good-furniturized house and a Golden Retriever around)
Dog: Hi! How are you? Do...I know you? Oh, yes, you must be Kirby. I've heard about you from a reliant source.
Kirby: Yeah? Like who? I bet I could tell you from these past few hours here alittle about THEM too.
Dog: Oh, it's not like that. I'm goldie.
Kirby: (thinks) Hm. How original...(says) well uh you know who I am. I just came in to see what this place is.
Goldie: Well, don't get too comfortable in my place.
Kirby: Why would I do something retarded like that?
Goldie: Uh I dont know...
Kirby: My point exactly.
Goldie: ????????????????????? Duh.....................??????????? Well, I dont need anything. It's nice of you to ask.
Kirby: It's nice of me to ask.....??
Goldie: Sorry. I dont know. Bye
Kirby: Do you know NOTHING?
Goldie: What's a nothing?
kirby: AUGH! (Walks outside and gets out notebook) Met a new citizen. "Goldie" is her name, supposedly, but she seems to unassure of everything that she probably mixed her name up with some fish she caught by accident or something. (Puts notebook away, looks at the map for a few seconds, and continues walking. Finally after a long walk upwards, passing Tybalt, who is still boogieing down to his little song with disco lights out of no where and etc., she goes across another bridge then back to Nook's shop in A-4)
kirby: Hm I have to hand it to you, Nook, this map is actually useful.
Nook: (turns around from looking at the umbrella he's selling with a magnifying glass) huh?
Kirby: I can use it. I can use something YOU gave me. Need I go on?
Nook: Yes I'm not following. (Standing there confused and head smoking in thought)
Kirby: Hm nevermind.
Nook: (pointing upwards about to speak)
Kirby: (counting on her fingers) And yes, Nook, before you bother, I did know what to do by doing it quickly, I did dillydally along the way to talk with retarded villagers, and I did stop to sniff the roses along the way...or at least observe...uh...a tree.
Nook: See? I knew I should've put tabs on you!
Kirby: We've been through this Nook. What would tabs accomplish by putting them on me? Nothing.
Nook: But thats what my brain is! It is nothing! (desparate voice almost pleading)
Kirby: And WHAT would you like me to do about this, huh? Make you a brain? Educate you?
Nook: (making a light buzzing noise looking around above him as if to follow a fly buzzing around his head) bzzzzzzzz......(softly)
Kirby: Are you listenning to me?!
Nook: (Puts an arm up holding a shovel, now fixed from before, still doing the same thing and hits himself with it and falls over)........ah..........
Kirby: Well, that's a no.
Nook: (Gets back up looking at the shovel) Um...I can fix that...again...(dusts his new apron off) Anyways...Kirby, dear worker, now that you have your little map you just HAD to have, and have done that task, there's not much more for you to do.
Kirby: YES!...I mean uh...boo, oh boo.
Nook: Well, since you seem to depressed over it, I could just have you work here full time instead. Wouldnt that be a treat?
Kirby: O_O you've GOT to be kidding...a treat? No no no. i think you confused "treat" with "torture." Anyway, next so this can be over?
Nook: Hm, well as your last job, go back to that board by your house and post a notice about my shop. Now I'm not telling you what to say exactly, just make it so that the customer will feel welcome and you might introduce yourself as "kirby who works for Nook" or something. And...(looks up noticing Kirby is now gone. A few papers from the long shelf for sale blow in the wind, signaling no one's there.) And uh...yeah...um..what was I doing?
Kirby: (now aways away after hearing what to do) Ok Nook. One message on the message board by my house, or as you idiots call it, Pretty Pony, that describes how I work for Nook huh? Works for me! (Gets to the board after a few minutes of jogging and sees a clean sheet of paper and writes) Ok....lets see
"Hello. I'm Tom Nook. I am the Idiot Supreme of you all. Dont shop at Nooks Cranny. im making you feel uncomfortable about my shop. for any complaints about this message, please see me and blame me."
Kirby: (After reading it over again) that works. i feel as though I practically know the weirdo himself. Ha. No wait... I do. Unfortunetly...I wonder if he's related to Rover by chance...(continuous thoughts as she walks back to Nooks)
Nook: (blows a party noise thing) BRDRRRRRRRR!!! (balloons and confetti fall and Nook dances around frolically.) weeeehehheheeeee! CONGRATULATIONS Ol' Chap! Youuuuu have successfully completed all my mental tasks! (Blows the party thing again and acts happily like a seal clapping hands together) derrrherher! herrrr! herrrrrrrr!
Kirby: O_O.......uh......heh.....i uh....dont know what to say...
Nook: (Stops) Yes well I am so...overjoyed. They, they just grow up so fast. I...(gets behind the "shelf" and fans himself) I...there are just so many people I want to thank for this. I just don't know what to say, I...oh I'll just let Kirby tell you all about it. Kirby? Come on up. Tell the academy! (Walks away bowing)
Kirby: Hm yes well let's just say I cannot describe in words how Nook made me feel...
Nook: Oh brilliant brilliant! (Claps hysterically) Encore! Encore!
Kirby: (mad voice) NO! no encores! ...please no encores. spare me.......Can I go home now?
Nook: I suppose. You've done everything there is to do for me. And thank you for that wonderful speech.
Kirby: Well what I mean is I have the words to describe how you made me feel, I'm just not going to say it.
Nook: Yes, thank you, thank you. Anyway, now that you're free from my grasp, unfortunetly, because I just KNOW you can't survive without me, correct?
Kirby: Um.......sure.
Nook: Yes I know! Anyway, since you are gone now, I will be giving you your Farewell Free-from-Nook Speech I give everyone. Eh HEM...Now that you're on your own, you'll have to provide for yourself. There are lots of ways to make money around here: sell things that you find and don't want to me, do more stuff for the neighbors, etc. AND as for your rent, you'll still have to pay it back alittle at a time to me at the post office.
Kirby: Um yeah whatever. And if I don't?
Nook: Then I'll have to send the racoon goons after you! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA only kidding! Just try to keep it to about 1000 bells a week, hm?
Kirby: Well, I believe the goons part.
Nook: Oh, hm yesssss....
Kirby: riiiiiiiiight well its been um "great" being here...I guess........not really......bye. (She starts to turn to walk out and leaves)
Nook: Uh...(calling after her) Now are you sure you don't want to hear about fermented soybeans? Pleaaaaaaase?! (Seeing she's not coming back) Yeah ok! I'll just be here when you get back...in this shack...(looks around wide eyed) with nooo one around...Yeah uh...heh....(Stands there and does nothing.)
Kirby: (Meanwhile now on the stone pathway walking back to her house) Hm, well I'm FINALLY free from Nook, it seems like around 4 in the afternoon, and I don't know what to do. Let's see 1. I have no money. 2. I have nothing to sell to get money. 3. I have nothing to do. Hm this was harder than it sounded. (Now sitting on the mat by her door and sighs) Well, I could go chat with the Village Idiots some more, but who wants to do that boring stuff? I could just sit here. Wow....well maybe I'll go do some more chatting. There's nothing else better to do
Kirby walks all the way back up then passes the dump in Acre A-2 while on her way to any house she sees nearby. At the dump, she sees some of those leaves from before and goes to it and picks it up)
Kirby: Hm another "made in china" thing I see. GOSH WHY IS EVERYTHING MADE IN RETARDED CHINA?!!?!?!?!? Well it also says it is a "cabana chair." (Looks up) Cabana chair? What the heck!? A chair huh? Well, I guess I could use one of those...and a bed...and i couch...oh who am I kidding my house would barely hold a single couch! (Puts it in her pocket) Now where was I? Ah yes. A talk with the idiots. Well, can't go see Peanut...heh...Boris is lying on the floor...maybe. And Lucky? Why do I freak all the neighbors out recently anyway? Sigh...well he's too dumb to remember so I might as well check...(Goes down and gets to Lucky, who is now outside walking around)
Lucky: (Catches site of Kirby) AH! it's YOU! The MEEEEEANIEEEE!!!
Kirby: How long are you going to keep that up?
Lucky: Till I'm dead!
Kirby: You already are dead.
Lucky: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! So, what can I do for ya?
Kirby: Well, you could act alittle more sane.
Lucky: (girl recording voice) We're sorry, the request you asked for cannot be completed as dialed. Will you please hang up and try your call again.
Kirby: Uh no! So what's up? (sarcastically as she crosses her arms)
Lucky: Did you know you can bury fruit in the ground and trees come out? It's really handy and anyone can do it.
Kirby: I ask you "what's up" and you give me this stupid, random thing about planting fruit trees?
Lucky: M yeah pretty much.
Kirby: ...I see...well go on. Let me note your stupidity level in this conversation.
Lucky: Uhhhhh ok! Well, planting fruit trees is really tasty! And I love food! AND it is very environmental!
Kirby: (interrupting) You're related to Blathers, aren't you?
Lucky: Uh no....well maybe. For all I know, I might as well be a-
Kirby: Yes, girl, I know. I've heard that before from a um...not really a friend but uh someone speeeeecial like you.
Lucky: A cupcake? Mmmmmmmm cuppppcakes....
Kirby: NO! Rover! Ever heard of him?
Lucky: Well, for all I know I might as well be a-
Kirby: oh shut up and tell me about something.
Lucky: Ok! Well, that's all I have to say on fruit trees. And as you know, oranges is the only fruit you can get in this darn village, rrrr owch.
Kirby: R owch?
Lucky: Yeah I just thought up it now. Grrrrrreat to say huh, rrrrrrrrr ouch?
Kirby: You'll be "rrr ouching" if you don't quit that.
Lucky: I knew I should've told you about the fruit tree planting! They've taken over your mind! GASP! (frantincally and panicing, shiverring and with bubbles around his head like AC characters) Am I the only not human left? Oh no what shall I do?! GASP GASP GASP!
Kirby: Uh huhhhhhhhhhh well it's been not-so-fun and even less educational talking to you.
Lucky: Ok! come back soon! (waving then starts running around again panicing) GASP GASP GASP!
Kirby: right...won't do. (Walking away) So next on the menu should be...(looks south and sees the cliff Candy was talking about earlier) Well, i haven't been there yet...might as well. (She walks southward and this part of the cliff extends to the E acres and she sees Candi's hosue) Hm what a great house. Not really but im sure its better than mine. (Looks and sees a pond and then walks back up to where she was before) Well, that was meaningless. Then again most things here are.
Boris: (Suddenly runs up to kirby) Well, I managed to get up. Now you're in trouble for trying to break into my house.
Kirby: Look, FOOL, I did not try to break into your house for the last time!
Boris: Yeah SURE. That's what they ALL say.
Kirby: Who's "they"?
Boris: Well uh....I DONT KNOW but they're there!
Kirby: (tauntingly) Are they the little imaginary friends of yours in Boris's Little World?
Boris: YES! I mean....NO! BUT, they are there. They are eeeeverrrrrywhere. (Mysteriously) woooooooooooooo!
Kirby: .....yeeeah.
Boris: Anyway the point is I am calling the cops on you!
Kirby: I think the point is that if you try to do that then THE cop won't answer because he's busy reading a terribly long and boring police speech to himself.
Boris: Hey I ENJOY those speaches, thank you!
Kirby: Did I ask you?
Boris: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kirby: Once again you all prove my point.
Boris: I also figured out how to run without my fatness getting in the way. I AM a pig you know, I can't exactly help my girlish figure. Though I know I'm irrisistably cute as I am. Isn't that right Kirby?
Kirby: Ok now you're getting ALL kinds of creepy.
Boris: You're just jealous because you don't have a physique like mine!
Kirby: Why would I want a phyisique like yours?
Boris: Hm no clue.
Kirby: Didn't think so. Well, do I get anything for giving you your camera back from before? WHICH i did do even if you dont remember from being knocked out by it?
Boris: NO! Well, since you did go to the trouble, and I do mean TROUBLE, I will give you these clothes. (Takes out clothes and hands them to her) Just take them ok!
Kirby: Ok this shirt has PINK in it. You actually except me to wear pink?
Boris: It's one of my personal favorites, THANKS! Its CALLED a "heart shirt." See? It has a heart (all giggly and long eyelashes like pointing at it) Teehee! I mean uh (low voice cough regaining composure) Hm yes *cough* hm! I mean it's uh quite MANLY and uh...stylish...yeah! Eh hem!
Kirby: Whatever you say.....not.Well uh, thanks, i guess, not really, ok bye. (Starts to walk away)
Boris: (Same giggly voice) Teehee! Okey dokie! (regains composture again) CHEM! I mean uh yes farewell you nuisance! And get off my lawn!
Kirby: (Walking away) Oh trust me. i wouldnt stay on anything that belongs to you for a loooong time.
Boris: Good! Hmph! (Stands there crosses arms then suddenly tips over and crashes on side and starts wiggling his arms/legs) augh! augh! augh! Cant...get....up...fat....
Kirby: (walks back to her house and decides to not even try on the heart shirt, so remembers Nook said she could sell stuff and goes to his shop and walks in)
Nook: Hello there! Hey wait its Kirby! HI KIRBY!!!!!!! What brings you to these parts?
Kirby: Youre right I travelled too far I should be going heh.
Nook: NaH NAH! Stay, have fun, have some tea, talk about political issues effecting our expanding economy in this time of so shall we say "war" going on. All is well here.
Kirby: uhhhh Ok i dont know what this sudden streak of intelligence is about, but I just wanted to sell something.
Nook: (shakes head) Wow that was weird. (notices kirby and suddenly has a country accent) AND HOW CAN I HELP YALL? I know! sit round, have a drink, talk 'bout the biiiiiig acreage and how all this political stuff is involvin it.YEEEHAW!
Kirby: Ah so theres the dumb Nook that has unfortunetly been my displeasure to know. Anyway, whoever you are, I want to sell this heart shirt. (Hands it to him)
Nook: Alrighty alrighty! That can be uh...90 bells! Yeeeeep thats it! (Takes it and gives her money)
Kirby: 90 bells huh...
Nook: Yes I know I am just sooooo generous still aren't I?
Kirby:...........Anyway lets see, (scans through the leaves) uh, well nope nothing I actually want to give aka sell to you, since I dont want you blowing up the earth by accident by who KNOWS what strategies.
Nook: Ah big words! They confuse me like sausage and sliced olives....(Pondering look)
Kirby: Uh HUH....yeah, ok...anyhow...like I was saying...I'll just take my 90 bells now please.
Nook: DEMANDING aren't we? Well here here. (Hands Kirby a small bag of bells) Alright well goodbye then.
Kirby: Yeah whatever bye (Goes to the door walking about)
Nook: come again! I look foward to seeing you again! (calling from behind)
Kirby: Like thats going to happen...(walks out completely and goes back by the train station and the stone pathway that leads down to her house) Hm well today surely was interesting. It's been about another hour from what I can tell. Maybe I should see what and how to activate these "leaves of china" They dont seem to work out here (Flopping one around in the air)
So Kirby walks down to her "Pretty Pony" house and goes inside and turns on the light again)
Kirby: Yes well its even smaller from the last visit...great...well as for these leaves...(She takes one out and drops it on the ground)
Leaf: BOM! *smoke* (pops into a normal sized cabana chair)
Kirby: ....(partly shocked and partly annoyed) ...stuuupid DBZ RIPOFF! Gonna bash it with a Kirby(nintendo kirby lol) hammer!......*sigh* ANYway...(looking at it) Well that is definitely a chair. (touches and sits down in it then gets back up) Now lets see where should I put this...as I am very particular about interior designs here. (Pushes it to the bottom- right corner and makes it face the center) Ok...that works. And...the carpet. Um hm it seems to be an "exquisite rug" (Spreads it out on the floor) Well, not exactly my thing, but not bad. *sigh* (She goes to the window and looks out, seeing the sun setting now) Well, its been a long day, or at least a working day for me. I still wish i had a bed. But this chair will do for today...(Sits down in the chair and soon goes to sleep) Untilllll tomorrow...where i hopeful wont have to be in contact with any THINGS...
What will tomarrow's day bring?
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WILL Kirby end up being in contact with the annoying "things"?
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If so, what will happen?
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Find out in a little while, sorry for the delay