Hey I'm really getting to enjoy writing these things. I'm thinking that
I'll have maybe 2-4 more chapters with a possible lemon/lime taste at the
end of them. I'm still making stuff up as we go along so I make no
promises. Well here ends the introduction and the story continues.
Chapter 3: Confusion
"What?" asked a confused Sango.
"Are you crazy or something Inuyasha?" Shippo said with a laugh.
"He's probably traumatized from Kagome's near death experience." Sango remarked.
"I tell you I am Kagome!" Huffed the annoyed demon/girl.
"Rrriiiggghhhttt." was the only reply that she received.
"Seriously guys it's me KA---GO---ME!!!"
"Well then.. Kagome. why don't we go back to the village and see if Kaede can do something about your mental problem." Said Shippo sarcastically.
"I'm perfectly fine! Don't you guys understand? I have somehow inherited Inuyasha's body!" Yelled the almost frantic Kagome.
Sango and Shippo just glanced at each other and walked away, gesturing for Kagome to follow if she pleased.
"AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! Fine I'll prove it to you when we get back to the village!"
With that Kagome angrily stalked after her two companions.
"Ow." muttered Inuyasha as he came to. "Where. am I?"
"Ah it seems that you have awakened at last." Miroku said as he stood from his resting place. "You had us all very worried for a while."
"I don't need your sympathy monk," Inuyasha shot back. "I'm capable of taking care of myself." Trying to stand Inuyasha overbalance and fell back to the mat.
"Whoa try and rest. You almost died." Miroku said. "After such an experience you are likely to be very weak."
"Who are you calling weak!" snarled Inuyasha "I'll take you on anytime, if it's a fight you're looking for!"
"Calm down Kagome." Replied Miroku coolly. "Have some water and go to sleep." Miroku said as he passed the girl a bowl. "You're starting to sound like Inuyasha."
"What the hell are you talking about monk?" Inuyasha inquired as he sipped the drink. "I am Inuyasha!"
"HHmmm it seems that you are not in your right mind." Said Miroku.
Inuyasha stared at Miroku with a look of annoyance and said, "Why I outta."
"Miroku." Came a voice from outside. "Has Kagome awakened?" The voice preceded the appearance of Kaede as she came in to examine her sister's reincarnation.
"Kagome is awake but she isn't making any sense." Miroku conveyed as he turned to face the new comer. "She is delusional from her brush with death and thinks that she is Inuyasha."
"I AM NOT DELUSIONAL," raged the hanyou. "Have you guys gone completely insane?!" He screamed as the two exited the hut. Wait a second. "I am Inuyasha," he said in Kagome's voice. "What the hell? Why do I sound like Kagome?" He sniffed the air trying to pick up his familiar scent, but he was incapable of finding the odor with his dull human nose. He concentrated to hear what Kaede and Miroku were saying about him outside, but was again unsuccessful. "What the hell is going on here!" he shouted confused.
Finally, he tried to raise himself, but only succeeded in taking a few steps before the sleeping drought in the water took hold and sent him to the floor.
Finally, Sango, Shippo, and Kagome emerged from the forest. The villagers called out greetings as the party made its along the dirt path towards Kaede's hut.
The elderly woman saw them approach and called out, "Good to see you back so soon. Inuyasha. You'll be happy to hear that Kagome will make a full recovery within a day provided that she rests."
Kagome didn't bother replying as she stormed past the surprised Kaede and entered the hut.
Upon seeing this Sango yelled after him, "Wait! Inuyasha get back here. Kagome needs her rest!"
"What's his problem?" inquired Miroku when the hanyou failed to emerge.
"Inuyasha is suffering from some sort of identity crisis. He thinks that he is Kagome for gods' sake."
Hearing this Miroku perked up. "Interesting. Kagome seems to think that she is Inuyasha."
"It can't be a coincidence. Can it?" questioned the two friends.
Inside the hut Kagome bent down, picked up her sleeping body, and settled it down on the mat in the center of the room.
Then she gently tried to coax her body into consciousness. "Inuyasha. Wake up it's me Kagome." However, no matter what she did or said Inuyasha would not stir from his drug induced sleep. Finally, Kagome gave up and settled down on a separate mat to take a snooze. "I'll prove my point in the morning." She thought as sleep claimed her.
Inuyasha finally woke up with a start. It was morning. He rose to his feet unsteadily. Looking around he saw. himself! His body was reclined on a nearby mat in a peaceful slumber. "This can't be. Somehow Kagome and I switched bodies" thought Inuyasha.
Kagome's ultra sensitive ears heard the change in her roommate's breathing pattern and she slowly opened her eyes to see her own face staring back at her. "Good morning Inuyasha." She said calmly.
"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked uncertainly as he approached her slowly. Then to himself he muttered, "Is this some kind of weird dream or am I actually stuck in this pathetic human body?"
Kagome heard him and angrily exclaimed "Hey my body is not pathetic!"
"No sense of smell, no claws, and I'm practically deaf!" retaliated Inuyasha "That sounds like a recipe for a weakling to me!"
"I'm a human girl! What else do you expect!" replied an angry Kagome. "Besides this body of yours smells! I wouldn't be surprised if you've never bathed before in your life."
Inuyasha's face turned red and he screamed, "I don't need a lecture on my sanitation. I'm out of here!"
Inuyasha leaped to his feet and barged out of the hut. Seconds later there was a clearly audible THUMP as Inuyasha hit the floor.
"How the hell are you supposed to run with these two damn.THINGS on your chest." He complained, "Stupid humans and their stupid breasts and their stupid hearing and their stupid.." He continued the list as Miroku, Shippo, Sango, Kaede, and Kirara drew nearer to the source of the racquet.
"Good morning Inuyasha," Miroku said. "It's about time that you came to."
Inuyasha stopped his rant about all of humanities defects when he heard Miroku address him with his proper name.
"What did you call me?" he inquired.
Sango chimed in, "You are Inuyasha in Kagome's body correct?"
"Well yes, but I thought that you were too dense to grasp that." Inuyasha said, still fuming.
"We have been up all night debating whether or not you two actually switched bodies or whether you were just plain insane." Shippo explained with a smirk.
"After we reviewed the situation and figured the probability of both you and Kagome telling the same ludicrous story, we decided that it had to be true." Miroku recounted.
"Well it's about time you figured it out." Kagome said as she emerged from the structure. "Did you come up with any possible cause for our predicament?"
"Kaede, with her experience with the jewel, believes that there is some connection between the Shikon no Tama and your change." Miroku reported.
"Fine." Inuyasha butted in. "So how do we reverse the damn thing?"
"That," Sango said. "Is something we don't know."
"What!" Inuyasha growled. "You mean to tell me that I am stuck in this form forever?"
Silence descended upon the group as the question was pondered. No one wanted to say the obvious.
"We are trapped then." Inuyasha answered glumly.
"Don't worry Inuyasha I'm sure that you'll have your body back very soon." Sango responded softly. "We'll come up with something."
"I don't think that this setback should stop us from looking for the jewel shards." Miroku said. "Every day Naraku gets more and more powerful as he gets more pieces of the Shikon no Tama." He looked at Kagome then Inuyasha. "If one of you can sense the shards then I see no reason to stop questing."
"I don't like the idea very much," Sango hesitantly said. "But it is true that we must continue since we have no idea how long it will take to find a cure."
The rest of the group consented that it was indeed the only logical decision.
"Until we figure out a solution it would be wise for ye to find a means of defending yourself Inuyasha." Kaede ventured to say.
Inuyasha stiffened. "What are you implying old woman?" He asked with a trace of malice in his voice.
"I am simply stating that ye hath no claws, no Tetsusaiga, and no means to protect thyself." The elderly woman replied.
"That's not true I can still wield Tetsusaiga as long as I'm intending to protect humans." Inuyasha countered.
"While that may be true I severely doubt that ye can lift, much less fight, with thy sword using Kagome's strength." Kaede said staring the hanyou full in the face. "I suggest that ye take up archery."
Inuyasha knew that he was beat so he simply said "Feh" and automatically fell into his grumpy "don't talk to me or I'll rip your head off mode". He settled to the floor with a grimace grumbling about how only cowards practice archery.
"Well it is settled." Miroku declared. "We will leave tomorrow afternoon when Inuyasha has been properly schooled and we are all rested."
With a nod the group dispersed into their various activities. Inuyasha began his weapon's training. Kagome tested her newfound abilities. And the rest of the gang began to prepare for their departure. It was going to be an interesting trip.
Next chapter the gang will go a questing. There outta be a few battles and some interesting tender moments. Warning. The next chapter might take me a while to get posted since I have school and cross country practice so I might be drained. Hopefully if I pool all of my spare time into writing I could realistically have the next chapter up by Wednesday-Thursday, Friday at the latest. Ok Now that I've taken my time to keep you informed it's that time again. Yep its time for REVIEWS. God I love getting feedback. It makes me feel warm and loved. Till next time.
Chapter 3: Confusion
"What?" asked a confused Sango.
"Are you crazy or something Inuyasha?" Shippo said with a laugh.
"He's probably traumatized from Kagome's near death experience." Sango remarked.
"I tell you I am Kagome!" Huffed the annoyed demon/girl.
"Rrriiiggghhhttt." was the only reply that she received.
"Seriously guys it's me KA---GO---ME!!!"
"Well then.. Kagome. why don't we go back to the village and see if Kaede can do something about your mental problem." Said Shippo sarcastically.
"I'm perfectly fine! Don't you guys understand? I have somehow inherited Inuyasha's body!" Yelled the almost frantic Kagome.
Sango and Shippo just glanced at each other and walked away, gesturing for Kagome to follow if she pleased.
"AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! Fine I'll prove it to you when we get back to the village!"
With that Kagome angrily stalked after her two companions.
"Ow." muttered Inuyasha as he came to. "Where. am I?"
"Ah it seems that you have awakened at last." Miroku said as he stood from his resting place. "You had us all very worried for a while."
"I don't need your sympathy monk," Inuyasha shot back. "I'm capable of taking care of myself." Trying to stand Inuyasha overbalance and fell back to the mat.
"Whoa try and rest. You almost died." Miroku said. "After such an experience you are likely to be very weak."
"Who are you calling weak!" snarled Inuyasha "I'll take you on anytime, if it's a fight you're looking for!"
"Calm down Kagome." Replied Miroku coolly. "Have some water and go to sleep." Miroku said as he passed the girl a bowl. "You're starting to sound like Inuyasha."
"What the hell are you talking about monk?" Inuyasha inquired as he sipped the drink. "I am Inuyasha!"
"HHmmm it seems that you are not in your right mind." Said Miroku.
Inuyasha stared at Miroku with a look of annoyance and said, "Why I outta."
"Miroku." Came a voice from outside. "Has Kagome awakened?" The voice preceded the appearance of Kaede as she came in to examine her sister's reincarnation.
"Kagome is awake but she isn't making any sense." Miroku conveyed as he turned to face the new comer. "She is delusional from her brush with death and thinks that she is Inuyasha."
"I AM NOT DELUSIONAL," raged the hanyou. "Have you guys gone completely insane?!" He screamed as the two exited the hut. Wait a second. "I am Inuyasha," he said in Kagome's voice. "What the hell? Why do I sound like Kagome?" He sniffed the air trying to pick up his familiar scent, but he was incapable of finding the odor with his dull human nose. He concentrated to hear what Kaede and Miroku were saying about him outside, but was again unsuccessful. "What the hell is going on here!" he shouted confused.
Finally, he tried to raise himself, but only succeeded in taking a few steps before the sleeping drought in the water took hold and sent him to the floor.
Finally, Sango, Shippo, and Kagome emerged from the forest. The villagers called out greetings as the party made its along the dirt path towards Kaede's hut.
The elderly woman saw them approach and called out, "Good to see you back so soon. Inuyasha. You'll be happy to hear that Kagome will make a full recovery within a day provided that she rests."
Kagome didn't bother replying as she stormed past the surprised Kaede and entered the hut.
Upon seeing this Sango yelled after him, "Wait! Inuyasha get back here. Kagome needs her rest!"
"What's his problem?" inquired Miroku when the hanyou failed to emerge.
"Inuyasha is suffering from some sort of identity crisis. He thinks that he is Kagome for gods' sake."
Hearing this Miroku perked up. "Interesting. Kagome seems to think that she is Inuyasha."
"It can't be a coincidence. Can it?" questioned the two friends.
Inside the hut Kagome bent down, picked up her sleeping body, and settled it down on the mat in the center of the room.
Then she gently tried to coax her body into consciousness. "Inuyasha. Wake up it's me Kagome." However, no matter what she did or said Inuyasha would not stir from his drug induced sleep. Finally, Kagome gave up and settled down on a separate mat to take a snooze. "I'll prove my point in the morning." She thought as sleep claimed her.
Inuyasha finally woke up with a start. It was morning. He rose to his feet unsteadily. Looking around he saw. himself! His body was reclined on a nearby mat in a peaceful slumber. "This can't be. Somehow Kagome and I switched bodies" thought Inuyasha.
Kagome's ultra sensitive ears heard the change in her roommate's breathing pattern and she slowly opened her eyes to see her own face staring back at her. "Good morning Inuyasha." She said calmly.
"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked uncertainly as he approached her slowly. Then to himself he muttered, "Is this some kind of weird dream or am I actually stuck in this pathetic human body?"
Kagome heard him and angrily exclaimed "Hey my body is not pathetic!"
"No sense of smell, no claws, and I'm practically deaf!" retaliated Inuyasha "That sounds like a recipe for a weakling to me!"
"I'm a human girl! What else do you expect!" replied an angry Kagome. "Besides this body of yours smells! I wouldn't be surprised if you've never bathed before in your life."
Inuyasha's face turned red and he screamed, "I don't need a lecture on my sanitation. I'm out of here!"
Inuyasha leaped to his feet and barged out of the hut. Seconds later there was a clearly audible THUMP as Inuyasha hit the floor.
"How the hell are you supposed to run with these two damn.THINGS on your chest." He complained, "Stupid humans and their stupid breasts and their stupid hearing and their stupid.." He continued the list as Miroku, Shippo, Sango, Kaede, and Kirara drew nearer to the source of the racquet.
"Good morning Inuyasha," Miroku said. "It's about time that you came to."
Inuyasha stopped his rant about all of humanities defects when he heard Miroku address him with his proper name.
"What did you call me?" he inquired.
Sango chimed in, "You are Inuyasha in Kagome's body correct?"
"Well yes, but I thought that you were too dense to grasp that." Inuyasha said, still fuming.
"We have been up all night debating whether or not you two actually switched bodies or whether you were just plain insane." Shippo explained with a smirk.
"After we reviewed the situation and figured the probability of both you and Kagome telling the same ludicrous story, we decided that it had to be true." Miroku recounted.
"Well it's about time you figured it out." Kagome said as she emerged from the structure. "Did you come up with any possible cause for our predicament?"
"Kaede, with her experience with the jewel, believes that there is some connection between the Shikon no Tama and your change." Miroku reported.
"Fine." Inuyasha butted in. "So how do we reverse the damn thing?"
"That," Sango said. "Is something we don't know."
"What!" Inuyasha growled. "You mean to tell me that I am stuck in this form forever?"
Silence descended upon the group as the question was pondered. No one wanted to say the obvious.
"We are trapped then." Inuyasha answered glumly.
"Don't worry Inuyasha I'm sure that you'll have your body back very soon." Sango responded softly. "We'll come up with something."
"I don't think that this setback should stop us from looking for the jewel shards." Miroku said. "Every day Naraku gets more and more powerful as he gets more pieces of the Shikon no Tama." He looked at Kagome then Inuyasha. "If one of you can sense the shards then I see no reason to stop questing."
"I don't like the idea very much," Sango hesitantly said. "But it is true that we must continue since we have no idea how long it will take to find a cure."
The rest of the group consented that it was indeed the only logical decision.
"Until we figure out a solution it would be wise for ye to find a means of defending yourself Inuyasha." Kaede ventured to say.
Inuyasha stiffened. "What are you implying old woman?" He asked with a trace of malice in his voice.
"I am simply stating that ye hath no claws, no Tetsusaiga, and no means to protect thyself." The elderly woman replied.
"That's not true I can still wield Tetsusaiga as long as I'm intending to protect humans." Inuyasha countered.
"While that may be true I severely doubt that ye can lift, much less fight, with thy sword using Kagome's strength." Kaede said staring the hanyou full in the face. "I suggest that ye take up archery."
Inuyasha knew that he was beat so he simply said "Feh" and automatically fell into his grumpy "don't talk to me or I'll rip your head off mode". He settled to the floor with a grimace grumbling about how only cowards practice archery.
"Well it is settled." Miroku declared. "We will leave tomorrow afternoon when Inuyasha has been properly schooled and we are all rested."
With a nod the group dispersed into their various activities. Inuyasha began his weapon's training. Kagome tested her newfound abilities. And the rest of the gang began to prepare for their departure. It was going to be an interesting trip.
Next chapter the gang will go a questing. There outta be a few battles and some interesting tender moments. Warning. The next chapter might take me a while to get posted since I have school and cross country practice so I might be drained. Hopefully if I pool all of my spare time into writing I could realistically have the next chapter up by Wednesday-Thursday, Friday at the latest. Ok Now that I've taken my time to keep you informed it's that time again. Yep its time for REVIEWS. God I love getting feedback. It makes me feel warm and loved. Till next time.