I'm such an idiot. Procrastinating on studying just to write a story. I'm
gonna pay for it this weekend and on my report card. May God have mercy on
my lazy soul. This chapter took the place of an hour and a half of valuable
studying. Anyways the chapter is full of references to a lot of bodily
functions if you know what I mean. There is some sexual innuendo and
hopefully a lot of laughs. It's a break from the action for some light
hearted fun.
Chapter 5: Birds and the Bees
Walking through the woods back to camp Inuyasha couldn't help but smile. They had exterminated another demon and retrieved another shard of the Shikon no Tama. He was a bit annoyed about how useless he had been in battle. However, as long as no one was injured he wasn't complaining.
Ironically as he thought this, Inuyasha felt a piercing pain shoot through him. He gasped and fell to his knees wondering what was going on. The throbbing intensified for a short time but soon began to ebb and finally vanish. Panting, he slowly returned to his feet.
Kagome heard Inuyasha's sharp intake of breath and turned in time to see him get up. "Is there something wrong Inuyasha?" she asked concerned.
"No. Nothing is wrong." Inuyasha replied quickly. "I'm fine." He straightened and resumed walking.
Kagome shrugged, and turned to follow him. A few minutes later Inuyasha began to fall behind the group. Finally, he fell to the floor in anguish as another spasm of pain ripped through him.
He felt a sudden wetness. Reaching down he touched the spot and realized it was blood. "Oh gods." He moaned suddenly terrified. "I'm dying."
Upon hearing this Kagome called for the others to regroup. Everyone anxiously gathered around the fallen hanyou worried for his health.
"What is it Inuyasha?" Inquired an upset Sango.
"I'm. dying." Inuyasha replied mournfully.
"What happened?" Miroku asked. "Did the fumes from the pit poison you?"
"I don't know." Inuyasha said. "I was just walking when I was suddenly racked by pain. Then suddenly blood came out of my." He blushed a deep crimson.
Suddenly Inuyasha was frantic "I'm sorry Kagome I didn't mean to destroy your body!" He practically cried as he turned and threw himself at Kagome's feet. "I honestly don't know the cause for your body's illness! Please don't hate me!"
He closed his eyes readying himself for Kagome's wrath. "Here it comes." He thought as he felt Kagome's feet shaking in. laughter? Suddenly the quiet forest was filled with noise as Sango, Miroku, and Kagome let their amusement be known.
Inuyasha stood confused and angry. "I'm dying and you guys LAUGH at me?!?!"
Through her tears Sango managed to say "You are perfectly fine Inuyasha!"
"Fine?" he asked incredulous. He presented his blood stained hand and shouted "Do you call this fine!?"
Miroku had fallen on the floor in mirth. "Perhaps someone should tell our boy about the birds and the bees." He said.
"What the hell are you guys talking about!" he raged.
"Ya! Come on guys what's so funny?" Shippo asked bouncing up and down.
"We'll tell you when you're older Shippo." Kagome said, getting her laughter under control. "Come over here Inuyasha while I explain this to you."
What followed was a lesson in sex education that Inuyasha would never forget.
"You mean this happens EVERY month?" he moaned.
Kagome nodded an affirmative as she suppressed a giggle. "It's only one of the many joys of being a female." She said sarcastically.
"I want my body back!" Inuyasha shouted. "There's no way that I'm going through this horror every single month for the rest of my life!" he said as the two rejoined the group.
"Don't worry Inuyasha." Sango said encouragingly. "It will stop in around thirty to forty years."
"Damn it to hell!" Inuyasha yelled. "I am not suffering through another one of those."
"You are not done yet Inuyasha." Kagome reminded him. "The process takes a few days to complete."
He turned to Kagome. "I am getting my body back by next month or I'll rip your soul out through your ear!"
Kagome responded with a laugh and continued back to camp.
"What was that all about?" Shippo inquired excitedly. "Come on! I have the right to know!"
Inuyasha looked down at the fox demon and gave him a nice big kick to shut him up. He then trudged angrily after the rest of his friends.
By the time the group reached the camp it was beginning to get dark. Inuyasha who was still in a sour mood brightened up somewhat when dinner was served. Inuyasha ate his meal ravenously while Kagome looked on in disgust. "What are you trying to do!" she exclaimed. "I worked really hard to lose that weight and I don't want you making me fat again!"
Inuyasha gave her a smug look and ate all the more greedily.
Kagome turned away from the sight of her body ingesting so many calories and leaned against a tree. She watched the sunset, which made the sky a dazzling collage of red, purple, and orange. She inhaled the crisp air. "Ah. This is so relaxing." She remarked. "No pollution or noise. Just peace."
Kagome inhaled deeply again and nearly choked. The wind had changed direction. An overwhelmingly powerful scent threatened to deprive her of all common sense. Looking around quickly to find the source of the odor she realized that under the scent the wind smelled vaguely of. her human body.
Kagome slowly turned toward the camp fire. Inuyasha was the source of the intoxicating aroma. Then it hit her. Inuyasha was having his period and along with the blood he was giving off hormones that practically screamed "MATE WITH ME!"
Embarrassingly enough Kagome could feel something hard grow down her leg. She stood up quickly. She had to do something or else she would lose control of herself.
"I'm going to take a bath." She said hastily as she took off towards a hot spring she had noticed earlier.
Miroku and Sango exchanged confused glances, shrugged, and went back to their meal.
Kagome ran full speed to the hot springs and stopped to rest. "Phew." She thought. "That was a close one. At least I can't smell Inuyasha all the way over here."
Deciding to follow up on her excuse for taking off; Kagome, closing her eyes, got out of her clothes and slipped into the water.
"AAAAhhhhh." she sighed as she felt the water relax her muscles, one part of her in particular. She leaned her head back upon a rock and let herself doze.
A little while later Kagome awoke with a start. Someone was approaching. Looking around she saw Inuyasha appear from the trees.
"Oh gods no." she thought.
"Hey Kagome." Inuyasha said. "I thought that I'd come and bathe with you. After all we do have each others' bodies."
"Damn." Kagome thought alarmed. However, she could not think of any logical excuse to send him away without revealing her predicament. "Sure." She said at last.
Inuyasha removed his clothes and got into the water just out of Kagome's personal space. (F.y.i 3 feet)
"Gods that feels good." Inuyasha said breathily.
Kagome could feel herself getting turned on again. She gulped and hesitantly replied "Uh. yeah it feels really. nice."
For a while silence reigned over the two until Inuyasha decided to get a little more intimate with his Love.
The water had washed away the scent for the most part, but not entirely. Inuyasha finally got close enough to embrace Kagome and tried to do so.
At that Kagome's patience snapped. Jumping up suddenly she turned towards Inuyasha angrily. "Damn it didn't you learn anything from my lecture this afternoon!" she screamed. "Right now you're killing me with desire Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha burst out laughing. "I know." He said with a huge smile.
"What. What do you mean you know?" Kagome asked as some of her anger dissipated.
"You can't possibly think that this is the first time you've given off that over powering fragrance." He said in a matter of fact tone. "I've been driven insane by that same smell many times since you've been here. It's a living hell. But you haven't experienced anything until both you AND Sango are giving off that damned hormone at the same time."
"But. I thought you didn't know what a period was." Kagome said.
"I didn't realize that the symptoms accommodating that scent were so painful or humiliating." He admitted, "But I'm not stupid. I put two and two together and figured it out." He said as he got out of the spring and began pulling his clothes back over himself.
"You knew!" Kagome yelled. "You evil. conniving.wicked."
Inuyasha just laughed and said, "That's getting back at you for this afternoon." He turned and walked back to camp whistling.
"GGGrrr." Kagome growled angry. At least they were even now. But, she dreaded to think of the hell that the next few days would be. She put her garb back on and turned in the direction Inuyasha had taken, following the scent that was rapidly growing stronger.
Well that's it for that chappie. Let me know what you thought of it. I'm not too good with the whole playing hard to get thing. Again suggestions and criticism are welcome and even encouraged. I'm expecting extra reviews for my dedication!
Chapter 5: Birds and the Bees
Walking through the woods back to camp Inuyasha couldn't help but smile. They had exterminated another demon and retrieved another shard of the Shikon no Tama. He was a bit annoyed about how useless he had been in battle. However, as long as no one was injured he wasn't complaining.
Ironically as he thought this, Inuyasha felt a piercing pain shoot through him. He gasped and fell to his knees wondering what was going on. The throbbing intensified for a short time but soon began to ebb and finally vanish. Panting, he slowly returned to his feet.
Kagome heard Inuyasha's sharp intake of breath and turned in time to see him get up. "Is there something wrong Inuyasha?" she asked concerned.
"No. Nothing is wrong." Inuyasha replied quickly. "I'm fine." He straightened and resumed walking.
Kagome shrugged, and turned to follow him. A few minutes later Inuyasha began to fall behind the group. Finally, he fell to the floor in anguish as another spasm of pain ripped through him.
He felt a sudden wetness. Reaching down he touched the spot and realized it was blood. "Oh gods." He moaned suddenly terrified. "I'm dying."
Upon hearing this Kagome called for the others to regroup. Everyone anxiously gathered around the fallen hanyou worried for his health.
"What is it Inuyasha?" Inquired an upset Sango.
"I'm. dying." Inuyasha replied mournfully.
"What happened?" Miroku asked. "Did the fumes from the pit poison you?"
"I don't know." Inuyasha said. "I was just walking when I was suddenly racked by pain. Then suddenly blood came out of my." He blushed a deep crimson.
Suddenly Inuyasha was frantic "I'm sorry Kagome I didn't mean to destroy your body!" He practically cried as he turned and threw himself at Kagome's feet. "I honestly don't know the cause for your body's illness! Please don't hate me!"
He closed his eyes readying himself for Kagome's wrath. "Here it comes." He thought as he felt Kagome's feet shaking in. laughter? Suddenly the quiet forest was filled with noise as Sango, Miroku, and Kagome let their amusement be known.
Inuyasha stood confused and angry. "I'm dying and you guys LAUGH at me?!?!"
Through her tears Sango managed to say "You are perfectly fine Inuyasha!"
"Fine?" he asked incredulous. He presented his blood stained hand and shouted "Do you call this fine!?"
Miroku had fallen on the floor in mirth. "Perhaps someone should tell our boy about the birds and the bees." He said.
"What the hell are you guys talking about!" he raged.
"Ya! Come on guys what's so funny?" Shippo asked bouncing up and down.
"We'll tell you when you're older Shippo." Kagome said, getting her laughter under control. "Come over here Inuyasha while I explain this to you."
What followed was a lesson in sex education that Inuyasha would never forget.
"You mean this happens EVERY month?" he moaned.
Kagome nodded an affirmative as she suppressed a giggle. "It's only one of the many joys of being a female." She said sarcastically.
"I want my body back!" Inuyasha shouted. "There's no way that I'm going through this horror every single month for the rest of my life!" he said as the two rejoined the group.
"Don't worry Inuyasha." Sango said encouragingly. "It will stop in around thirty to forty years."
"Damn it to hell!" Inuyasha yelled. "I am not suffering through another one of those."
"You are not done yet Inuyasha." Kagome reminded him. "The process takes a few days to complete."
He turned to Kagome. "I am getting my body back by next month or I'll rip your soul out through your ear!"
Kagome responded with a laugh and continued back to camp.
"What was that all about?" Shippo inquired excitedly. "Come on! I have the right to know!"
Inuyasha looked down at the fox demon and gave him a nice big kick to shut him up. He then trudged angrily after the rest of his friends.
By the time the group reached the camp it was beginning to get dark. Inuyasha who was still in a sour mood brightened up somewhat when dinner was served. Inuyasha ate his meal ravenously while Kagome looked on in disgust. "What are you trying to do!" she exclaimed. "I worked really hard to lose that weight and I don't want you making me fat again!"
Inuyasha gave her a smug look and ate all the more greedily.
Kagome turned away from the sight of her body ingesting so many calories and leaned against a tree. She watched the sunset, which made the sky a dazzling collage of red, purple, and orange. She inhaled the crisp air. "Ah. This is so relaxing." She remarked. "No pollution or noise. Just peace."
Kagome inhaled deeply again and nearly choked. The wind had changed direction. An overwhelmingly powerful scent threatened to deprive her of all common sense. Looking around quickly to find the source of the odor she realized that under the scent the wind smelled vaguely of. her human body.
Kagome slowly turned toward the camp fire. Inuyasha was the source of the intoxicating aroma. Then it hit her. Inuyasha was having his period and along with the blood he was giving off hormones that practically screamed "MATE WITH ME!"
Embarrassingly enough Kagome could feel something hard grow down her leg. She stood up quickly. She had to do something or else she would lose control of herself.
"I'm going to take a bath." She said hastily as she took off towards a hot spring she had noticed earlier.
Miroku and Sango exchanged confused glances, shrugged, and went back to their meal.
Kagome ran full speed to the hot springs and stopped to rest. "Phew." She thought. "That was a close one. At least I can't smell Inuyasha all the way over here."
Deciding to follow up on her excuse for taking off; Kagome, closing her eyes, got out of her clothes and slipped into the water.
"AAAAhhhhh." she sighed as she felt the water relax her muscles, one part of her in particular. She leaned her head back upon a rock and let herself doze.
A little while later Kagome awoke with a start. Someone was approaching. Looking around she saw Inuyasha appear from the trees.
"Oh gods no." she thought.
"Hey Kagome." Inuyasha said. "I thought that I'd come and bathe with you. After all we do have each others' bodies."
"Damn." Kagome thought alarmed. However, she could not think of any logical excuse to send him away without revealing her predicament. "Sure." She said at last.
Inuyasha removed his clothes and got into the water just out of Kagome's personal space. (F.y.i 3 feet)
"Gods that feels good." Inuyasha said breathily.
Kagome could feel herself getting turned on again. She gulped and hesitantly replied "Uh. yeah it feels really. nice."
For a while silence reigned over the two until Inuyasha decided to get a little more intimate with his Love.
The water had washed away the scent for the most part, but not entirely. Inuyasha finally got close enough to embrace Kagome and tried to do so.
At that Kagome's patience snapped. Jumping up suddenly she turned towards Inuyasha angrily. "Damn it didn't you learn anything from my lecture this afternoon!" she screamed. "Right now you're killing me with desire Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha burst out laughing. "I know." He said with a huge smile.
"What. What do you mean you know?" Kagome asked as some of her anger dissipated.
"You can't possibly think that this is the first time you've given off that over powering fragrance." He said in a matter of fact tone. "I've been driven insane by that same smell many times since you've been here. It's a living hell. But you haven't experienced anything until both you AND Sango are giving off that damned hormone at the same time."
"But. I thought you didn't know what a period was." Kagome said.
"I didn't realize that the symptoms accommodating that scent were so painful or humiliating." He admitted, "But I'm not stupid. I put two and two together and figured it out." He said as he got out of the spring and began pulling his clothes back over himself.
"You knew!" Kagome yelled. "You evil. conniving.wicked."
Inuyasha just laughed and said, "That's getting back at you for this afternoon." He turned and walked back to camp whistling.
"GGGrrr." Kagome growled angry. At least they were even now. But, she dreaded to think of the hell that the next few days would be. She put her garb back on and turned in the direction Inuyasha had taken, following the scent that was rapidly growing stronger.
Well that's it for that chappie. Let me know what you thought of it. I'm not too good with the whole playing hard to get thing. Again suggestions and criticism are welcome and even encouraged. I'm expecting extra reviews for my dedication!