A Joke?
"Oh God!" McGonagall couldn't look at him. "Its okay, Minerva," Dumbledore said. "I can't believe he's done this, Albus."
Dumbledore hugged his friend to try and comfort her.
"Minerva... There's a note addressed to us under the chair." Dumbledore walked over to the chair and picked up the envelope. It said: "Dear Albus and Minerva,
I have no doubt that it was one or both of you that found me in this state as I no longer receive many visitors, specially with me acting a bit... crazy.
I've had to this because of your relationship, but it's not how it sounds... well actually, it is, but it's not what I mean... I think.
Somebody has pulled a prank on me (who'd have guessed), buy it's much, much worse than usual: No matter what I'm doing or where I am, I can see you two when you... eh... let's just say when you're extremely intimate. *shudders*
Because of this I can't look anybody in the face; therefore I have lost my agitated friends.
I even let Voldemort gouge my eyes out, before escaping, in an attempt to stop the absolutely discussing images of you in very unorthodox positions. It didn't work.
As if things weren't bad enough, now I can't do the one thing that makes me happy. So, obviously, I can't teach classes and my eyes tend to bleed a lot too.
Don't bother to stop your relationship because of this because I HAD too suffer for it."
"Maybe we shouldn't have pulled that prank on him," McGonagall said as they stared at the body of Severus Snape. He was hanging by his throat from a rope. "Or at least told him that there as less painful ways of killing himself," Dumbledore laughed. McGonagall glared at him. "I think we should've told him after his eyes were taken," she said thoughtfully.
"Yeah," Dumbledore said sadly, "Now we don't have an excuse to have no- strings-attached sex. It's meant to be against our morals."
"I know. What now?" she asked. "Want to pull the prank on Potter?" "Okay." "I say he'll last a week!" "Two days!" "Deal?" "You're on!" "Great, but I'm on top this time!" "Fine, fine. Have it your way Albus."
They walked off laughing.............
Potter lasted 4 days before he jumped out a window. Luckily he was only 6 stories up so the Invisibility Cloak was saved.
After causing many suicides this way, with both staff and students, they 'pranked' Hagrid'. Except he didn't kill himself because he was too happy for them... and he was a well known perv. Albus and Minerva didn't mind in the least.
"Oh God!" McGonagall couldn't look at him. "Its okay, Minerva," Dumbledore said. "I can't believe he's done this, Albus."
Dumbledore hugged his friend to try and comfort her.
"Minerva... There's a note addressed to us under the chair." Dumbledore walked over to the chair and picked up the envelope. It said: "Dear Albus and Minerva,
I have no doubt that it was one or both of you that found me in this state as I no longer receive many visitors, specially with me acting a bit... crazy.
I've had to this because of your relationship, but it's not how it sounds... well actually, it is, but it's not what I mean... I think.
Somebody has pulled a prank on me (who'd have guessed), buy it's much, much worse than usual: No matter what I'm doing or where I am, I can see you two when you... eh... let's just say when you're extremely intimate. *shudders*
Because of this I can't look anybody in the face; therefore I have lost my agitated friends.
I even let Voldemort gouge my eyes out, before escaping, in an attempt to stop the absolutely discussing images of you in very unorthodox positions. It didn't work.
As if things weren't bad enough, now I can't do the one thing that makes me happy. So, obviously, I can't teach classes and my eyes tend to bleed a lot too.
Don't bother to stop your relationship because of this because I HAD too suffer for it."
"Maybe we shouldn't have pulled that prank on him," McGonagall said as they stared at the body of Severus Snape. He was hanging by his throat from a rope. "Or at least told him that there as less painful ways of killing himself," Dumbledore laughed. McGonagall glared at him. "I think we should've told him after his eyes were taken," she said thoughtfully.
"Yeah," Dumbledore said sadly, "Now we don't have an excuse to have no- strings-attached sex. It's meant to be against our morals."
"I know. What now?" she asked. "Want to pull the prank on Potter?" "Okay." "I say he'll last a week!" "Two days!" "Deal?" "You're on!" "Great, but I'm on top this time!" "Fine, fine. Have it your way Albus."
They walked off laughing.............
Potter lasted 4 days before he jumped out a window. Luckily he was only 6 stories up so the Invisibility Cloak was saved.
After causing many suicides this way, with both staff and students, they 'pranked' Hagrid'. Except he didn't kill himself because he was too happy for them... and he was a well known perv. Albus and Minerva didn't mind in the least.