Sirius stood in the entrance to the common room, smirking. Sarah looked about ready to hex him. "Nice cracker, boys. That was a prank worthy of the Marauders," he said to the twins. Their faces lit up. "Really?" asked Fred. "Do you know them?" asked George. Harry, of course, still hadn't told them who Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs were. Only Ron and Hermione knew that at the moment.
Sirius gave a hurt look to his god-son. "I'm disappointed in you, Harry. Why haven't you gone bragging to these two about who the Marauders really are?" Harry just looked embarrassed, and was about to appologize, when Sirius grinned. "Oh well, just gives me a chance to introduce myself." he said. "Mister Padfoot, at your service," he proclaimed with a bow. Fred and George's jaws dropped.
"No way!" said George. "YOU'RE Padfoot?" Fred asked. Sirius nodded. "I am. Remus is Moony, Pettigrew," Siris said the name in disgust, "was Wormtail, and I think I'll let Harry tell you who Prongs was." Harry grinned. "Prongs was my dad," he said, smirking slightly at the jealous looks the twins were giving him. Then they glanced at Hermione and Ron. "You two don't seem so surprised," said Fred, suspicious.
"Er...well, we've known for a while," Ron said. "Since our third year," Hermione added. "WHAT?" exclaimed George. "And you didn't tell us?" his twin added. "To think we were decieved by our own brother," Fred said, a hand clapped over his heart in mock agony. "And you, Hermione," George added. "We thought you loved us more than that!"
While the Weasley twins acted indignant, Sarah and Sirius glared at eachother. Harry just looked back and forth between his cousin and his godfather. This latest death glare match had been going on for several minutes when Remus appeared, sitting next to Harry. He, too, watched his friend and the librarian for a moment, then leaned over to Harry. "You know, they're starting to remind me of your parents."
"My parents had death glare matches?" Harry asked. "All the time," Remus said. "Until they realized they were in love with eachother. Then it was just the occasional one as a private joke. At this rate, I think I may be the only bachelor Marauder left. Even Pettigrew was married for a few months before she was killed by deatheaters. Now we know, though, that Peter killed her himself, as a show of loyalty to You-know-who."
"I guess it is pretty obvious, Remus," Harry said. "I've noticed the same thing going on between Ron and Hermione." Neither Harry nor Remus got to say anymore, because at that moment, the silent tension between Sarah and Sirius was broken. "You know what you need? You need to be kissed, kissed well and by somebody that knows how," Sirius stated, putting all the authority into his voice that he could.
Everyone stared as the next sound to resonated through the room was that of Sarah's hand connecting with Sirius' face. Sirius flenched, raised an eyebrow, then quickly drew Sarah to him, kissing her soundly. "I despise arrogant men," Sarah muttered, pulling away, then kissed Sirius. Watching on, Harry, Remus, Ron, Hermione, Fred, and George couldn't help but laugh.
(A/N-Brownie points to anyone who can name what other two movies I referenced!)