BIG UPDATE!

Well, this story is slowly winding down. I think it'll have 4 more chapters before it ends. But there will be more new stories coming. Just check them out! Read please!

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            Chi-Chi towered over the two Saiyans, face contorted in rage. Goku and Gohan gulped; she was in a really bad mood. "I am so sick and tired of both of you going off and fighting and getting killed or hurt! The Earth can blow up! But leave my baby out of this!"

            Gohan tried to pacify his fuming mother, but the attempt sadly failed. "Mom, I-." Chi-Chi didn't even give him warning; she just grabbed her FRYING PAN OF DOOM! She swung the hard titanium at his head. CLANG! It connected with Gohan's head.

            Gohan fell to ground, clutching his head. Goku gulped; now he had to get Gohan out of the house, too. "Um…Chi-Chi…me and Gohan are going to go fish." Chi-Chi growled, "No! You're going to stay here all day and sit around!"

            Before Chi-Chi could swing her FRYING PAN OF DOOM again, Jessica entered the room. Her expression was one of confusion and amusement. Chi-Chi immediately started fawning over her.

            "Hello, dear. How did you sleep last night?" Jessica smiled, "Good. But I'm hungry. Can I have some pancakes?" In record time, Chi-Chi had whipped up 4 pancakes.

            Goku spoke up, "Chi-Chi can you cook me and Gohan some too? We're starving." Chi-Chi turned around angrily, anger flashing red in her black eyes. Gohan and Goku gulped hard.

             "NO! If you're that hungry, then you can have last night's leftovers!" Chi-Chi screeched. She threw down the container of cold, hard pizza. Goku and Gohan stared wide-eyed at the frozen food.

            "We have to eat…that?!" Goku exclaimed. Gohan nodded his head in agreement. Chi-Chi smirked evilly, "Yes. Now sit down!" Gohan and Goku stood frozen on the spot, still staring at the hard old pizza.

             Chi-Chi growled. She grabbed her FRYING PAN OF DOOM from off the kitchen counter and swung hard at the two Saiyans. Gohan was hit first; he was thrown into Goku, who not even a minute later was hit.

            Goku rubbed his head and glanced at Gohan. Gohan was staring at Chi-Chi. She was still furious and still held the dreaded FRYING PAN OF DOOM! Goku gulped, "Chi…uh…Chi-Chi…you can put that up now."

            Chi-Chi pointed to the wall. Gohan climbed off of Goku and they walked over to the wall. They sat down, stomachs growling and heads aching. Chi-Chi went back to washing the dishes.

            Shortly after Goku and Gohan sat down against wall, Piccolo knocked on the door. Chi-Chi dried her hands on her towels and walked over.

            Piccolo towered over Chi-Chi and spotted Gohan and Goku sitting against the wall, heads resting in their hands. Piccolo raised an eyebrow at the two. Gohan didn't even lift his head.

            He was too hungry. "Hey, Piccolo." Goku said sadly. A loud rumble followed his words. Gohan sighed; his stomach burned. So did Goku's. Chi-Chi yelled, "Get out of my house! NOW!"

            Piccolo didn't. Chi-Chi grabbed her FRYING PAN OF DOOM once again. She swung hard at Gohan. BANG! Gohan fell over, unconscious. Goku picked up Gohan, "Chi-Chi, calm down! You're out of control!"

            Chi-Chi growled and also smacked Goku on the head. Goku clutched his head in pain. "Goku, either get out for a week or face the whole day with the FRYING PAN! Am I clear?!"

            Goku nodded and stood up. "See you later Chi-Chi!" Gulping, Goku ran out the door, nearly knocking over Piccolo. Chi-Chi turned to Piccolo, "And what about you?!"

            Piccolo also ran out of the door. Chi-Chi smirked, "What dummies. They didn't even realize it was Goku's birthday. Okay guys! Let's get to work." Krillin and Yamcha climbed out of the hall closet.

            Bulma and Vegeta came out of the laundry room; Tien and Chaotzu followed them. Everything had been part of a plan. Piccolo coming in. Chi-Chi chasing them out of the house with the FRYING PAN OF DOOM.

            Eventually, after everything was set, Goku and Gohan came back. They were indeed surprised. And they were kind of upset, too. All this and they got whacked several times with the FRYING PAN OF DOOM! "My birthday better be as big as this." Gohan said.

            "No, I'm special." Goku replied. Gohan snorted, "You're not special, you're dumb!" Goku blushed, "That's off the subject." Everyone started laughing.

            And so, Goku's birthday came to be known as Day of the Frying Pan.

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            Okay, I know it wasn't really good, but I've no ideas for this story. Review!