Authors note: Hey it's my first shot on fanfiction and I am writing it with my friend foxxy_chicca911 and I hope you like it!

Summary: Freaky Friday but with McGonagall and Hermione!!!!!

Disclaimer: Didn't, don't, never will own Harry Potter or Freaky Friday.

Pairings: ad/mm, hg/rw, hp/gw.

Chapter One

"RON! HARRY! GINNY!" I heard myself yell. "W-Where did y-you guys go" I tried to say while catching my breath. "I've been looking all over for you all, why didn't you wake me up Ginny" I snapped while giving Ginny an evil look. "And Ron you're my boyfriend and you didn't even wait for me" I said while pulling the back of his robe trying to get him to stop.

"Sorry" I heard Ron mumble while trying to swallow a whole piece of toast. Completely ignoring him I went to go and stand with Ginny.

"Hermione er is it that time of the month, because you're really bitchy today" Ginny whispered while we started lining up outside of Transfiguration.

"Where is the old bat, anyway? Oh wait, that's Snape. Where's the old bag?" Ron exclaimed before he saw Professor McGonagall walking up to the door. "The old bat is hear now, Mr. Weasley" As Ron spun around he came nose to nose with the old bag herself.

"Ha ha ha" I thought to myself "You deserve that Ron you mole"

"Miss Ganger, would you come inside or will you like to stay outside staring into space" I heard directed at me.

"What? Oh yes coming Professor McGonagall" I said as politely as I could.

"Stupid old fart, don't have the right to tell me off, I'm one of the finest students you crazy old bitch" I mumbled while walking into the class room, maybe Ginny was right... I am a bit PMS – y today.

"I heard that Miss Granger, that will be 25 points of Gryffindor and you have a weeks detention". Damnit! The megabitch heard me.

"What! Professor, but-"I yelled and then the next thing I knew I was standing up making my way up to her desk with my body shaking in anger "You can't do that I didn't say anything to you".

"Miss Granger I heard you perfectly when you walked past me, I think if I asked anyone in this class they all heard what you said" I heard while trying to see if this was a dream.

"I heard her Professor McGonagall, I can back you up." A very smug sounding voice came. Great, Draco Malfoy heard me.

I turned around to look at Harry, Ron and Ginny for support but they all had their faces behind their books.

"Miss Granger, I am very surprised at you, but I knew there had to be something behind that know-it-all attitude." I heard someone say slowly. Only one person called me Know-It-All... Snape. My favourite person in the whole world. (Isn't sarcasm fun!)

Finally the class was finished and I began heading to my next subject through a deserted corridor. I felt I needed time to cool down. When, I was pulled into an empty classroom. Standing there with his hands on my robes was Professor Snape. I looked around the classroom and began to panic when I saw Professor McGonagall tied to a chair at the back of the classroom. It was then when I realised that I should scream, but Snape covered my mouth and forced me to drink a purple, bubbly, slimy potion, which might I add, tasted like crap.