Zookie: Hello! I'm here to "attempt" to write a fanfic and my yami criticising all the way
Zinka: Hey its my job I can't help it…it comes to me so…naturally
Zookie: Uh-huh we all believe you alright
Zinka: What do you think I've been doing all this time?
Zookie: Hurry up and say the disclaimer so that we can get this show on the road.
Zinka: (sigh) Zookie does not own any of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters she only owns some of her thoughts and ideas and me and her.
Zookie: O.K. now shut up like a good doggy so that I can tell my readers something really briefly about the fic.
Zinka: -_-
Zookie: O.K. briefly before you start to read this (alright maybe not that briefly). I don't like writing lovey dovey fics so most of the ones I do will be humour or mystery so I will not incorporate the romance type of love in these stories. Secondly I really am not good at using Tea in these stories (I'm really sorry to all the Tea likers its not that I hate her I just don't know how to use her) so you won't see much of her until I learn to control her. Thirdly I don't know what it is about Yami that makes me wanna pick on him so much I guess in the tv shows he is shown so proud and brave I guess I just wanna tamper with that and see what happens when he is in "awkward" situations. By the way me or my Yami might be coming in the fic now and then you know just for fun.
Zinka: You call that brief?! I could have jogged to china and back by that time.
Zookie: Ha Ha
Zinka: Shall we get this over with before I shoot myself
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Yami's Nightmare
Start of the Nightmare
"Come on yami open your mouth its only peas…"
"No…I'm not a kid I'm not let me go this is hell I tell you I didn't deserve this HELP!"
Yami wakes up trembling he had had the most horrific dream he had ever had. No it wasn't with monsters or an evil lunatic squirrel trying to take over the world (Where the hell did that come from?) his most horrific dream was…was…he was being treated like a 5-year-old kid. It was very frustrating he could see it was he was still himself a 5000-year-old pharaoh but to others he resembled a 5-year-old to which they would want to take care of him and in a comic sense "over-loving" him. He looked around and saw that he had fallen asleep on the couch the previous night. He got up and went into the kitchen where he found Yugi eating cereal.
Yami: Yugi I had the worst dream where I was being treated like a 5-year-old kid…
Yugi: (eating cereal) that's nice
Yami: Are you even listening?
Yugi: Bad dream, being treated like a 5-year-old
Yami: -_-
Yugi: By the way we have to meet Tristan and Joey downtown there's a great new magic attraction
Yami: Great
Yugi: So tell me how was being treated like a 5 year-old like?
Yami: Complete Hell
Yugi: Was it something like this…
Yugi took his spoon of cereal and started to wave it around in front of yami's mouth.
Yugi: O.K open your mouth so the boat can get into the harbour…come on its just the last spoon.
Yami: -_-
Yami and Yugi go downtown where they meet Tristan and Joey and sit down for the magic show. The show was pretty good the main highlight was when a weird green glowey-thingy flew outwards and hit Yami who said he was fine but by the end of the night Yami found a significant change had come over him.
Yami: BLOODY HELL! I've shrunk
Yugi: Hey you're shorter than me now that's saying something
Joey: We should go ask that Gypsy that shot that thing at you to see if there is a cure.
So they go around the back and talk to the Gypsy she immediately ushers Joey, Tristan and Yugi out so she can talk to Yami.
Yami: What is it? And why did my friends have to go outside?
Gypsy: To warn you.
Yami: Warn of what
Gypsy: That spell was a youth spell that went bad before I could control it it flew off and hit you.
Yami: Is this good or bad
Gypsy: Bad very bad thought the spell will wear off its effects in 7 days starting from today there is a VERY LARGE side-effect.
Yami: What
Gypsy: Well to yourself you look like and sound like yourself except for your height but to others you are a mere 5-year-old who looks like you when you were 5 and they wish to take care of you and love you uncontrollably!
Yami: WHAT NO! THAT'S A NIGHTMARE. You had a spell surely you must have an anti-spell.
Gypsy: I told you the effects will wear off in 7 days…and by the way what you say wont matter either to them it so if you say "Damn it that hurt!" they'll hear "Ouch that hurt" and when you look in the mirror only then can you see what they are seeing and hearing.
Yami: No that would be complete hell please you have to help me
Gypsy: I told you 7 days now I suggest you get the worst over with.
She led him out to where Yugi, Joey and Tristan were standing and looking at him with big smiles. Yami groaned softly.
Yugi: There he is how's about we get you home and get something in your tummy you must be starving.
He gently kept patting his belly while he was saying this
Yami: 0_0
Before Yami could react or say anything Tristan had picked him up and they were taking him home. No matter how much Yami squirmed against Tristan he couldn't get free no wonder he was 2/3 smaller! He had to wait until he got home to see what hell would set loose.
Zinka: Hey its my job I can't help it…it comes to me so…naturally
Zookie: Uh-huh we all believe you alright
Zinka: What do you think I've been doing all this time?
Zookie: Hurry up and say the disclaimer so that we can get this show on the road.
Zinka: (sigh) Zookie does not own any of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters she only owns some of her thoughts and ideas and me and her.
Zookie: O.K. now shut up like a good doggy so that I can tell my readers something really briefly about the fic.
Zinka: -_-
Zookie: O.K. briefly before you start to read this (alright maybe not that briefly). I don't like writing lovey dovey fics so most of the ones I do will be humour or mystery so I will not incorporate the romance type of love in these stories. Secondly I really am not good at using Tea in these stories (I'm really sorry to all the Tea likers its not that I hate her I just don't know how to use her) so you won't see much of her until I learn to control her. Thirdly I don't know what it is about Yami that makes me wanna pick on him so much I guess in the tv shows he is shown so proud and brave I guess I just wanna tamper with that and see what happens when he is in "awkward" situations. By the way me or my Yami might be coming in the fic now and then you know just for fun.
Zinka: You call that brief?! I could have jogged to china and back by that time.
Zookie: Ha Ha
Zinka: Shall we get this over with before I shoot myself
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Yami's Nightmare
Start of the Nightmare
"Come on yami open your mouth its only peas…"
"No…I'm not a kid I'm not let me go this is hell I tell you I didn't deserve this HELP!"
Yami wakes up trembling he had had the most horrific dream he had ever had. No it wasn't with monsters or an evil lunatic squirrel trying to take over the world (Where the hell did that come from?) his most horrific dream was…was…he was being treated like a 5-year-old kid. It was very frustrating he could see it was he was still himself a 5000-year-old pharaoh but to others he resembled a 5-year-old to which they would want to take care of him and in a comic sense "over-loving" him. He looked around and saw that he had fallen asleep on the couch the previous night. He got up and went into the kitchen where he found Yugi eating cereal.
Yami: Yugi I had the worst dream where I was being treated like a 5-year-old kid…
Yugi: (eating cereal) that's nice
Yami: Are you even listening?
Yugi: Bad dream, being treated like a 5-year-old
Yami: -_-
Yugi: By the way we have to meet Tristan and Joey downtown there's a great new magic attraction
Yami: Great
Yugi: So tell me how was being treated like a 5 year-old like?
Yami: Complete Hell
Yugi: Was it something like this…
Yugi took his spoon of cereal and started to wave it around in front of yami's mouth.
Yugi: O.K open your mouth so the boat can get into the harbour…come on its just the last spoon.
Yami: -_-
Yami and Yugi go downtown where they meet Tristan and Joey and sit down for the magic show. The show was pretty good the main highlight was when a weird green glowey-thingy flew outwards and hit Yami who said he was fine but by the end of the night Yami found a significant change had come over him.
Yami: BLOODY HELL! I've shrunk
Yugi: Hey you're shorter than me now that's saying something
Joey: We should go ask that Gypsy that shot that thing at you to see if there is a cure.
So they go around the back and talk to the Gypsy she immediately ushers Joey, Tristan and Yugi out so she can talk to Yami.
Yami: What is it? And why did my friends have to go outside?
Gypsy: To warn you.
Yami: Warn of what
Gypsy: That spell was a youth spell that went bad before I could control it it flew off and hit you.
Yami: Is this good or bad
Gypsy: Bad very bad thought the spell will wear off its effects in 7 days starting from today there is a VERY LARGE side-effect.
Yami: What
Gypsy: Well to yourself you look like and sound like yourself except for your height but to others you are a mere 5-year-old who looks like you when you were 5 and they wish to take care of you and love you uncontrollably!
Yami: WHAT NO! THAT'S A NIGHTMARE. You had a spell surely you must have an anti-spell.
Gypsy: I told you the effects will wear off in 7 days…and by the way what you say wont matter either to them it so if you say "Damn it that hurt!" they'll hear "Ouch that hurt" and when you look in the mirror only then can you see what they are seeing and hearing.
Yami: No that would be complete hell please you have to help me
Gypsy: I told you 7 days now I suggest you get the worst over with.
She led him out to where Yugi, Joey and Tristan were standing and looking at him with big smiles. Yami groaned softly.
Yugi: There he is how's about we get you home and get something in your tummy you must be starving.
He gently kept patting his belly while he was saying this
Yami: 0_0
Before Yami could react or say anything Tristan had picked him up and they were taking him home. No matter how much Yami squirmed against Tristan he couldn't get free no wonder he was 2/3 smaller! He had to wait until he got home to see what hell would set loose.