woooooo hoo! parodies are the only thing I'm good at...so here! an neverending collection of my insane parodies, all based on the almighty YGO!
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Purple Hair (parody to D12's "Purple Pills")
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[chorus]
I use some cool ass hair mousse
Ladies all want my pimp juice
Cuz they all wanna touch my
Black and yellow purple hair
At first I used some hair gel
But that shit can go to hell
All of those bitches hatin
Black and yellow purple hair
[end chorus]
(Yami)
Cool flow, just like Seto
Who slipped drugs to his little bro
It's the fucking Pharaoh with name brand hair spray
To beat you like I beat Bakura yesterday
I can't describe how much I ran
When I walked past six people
Five were fans
Oh shit
It's an Anzu mosh pit
I'd beat the bitch
And shoot her and her future kids
I think I'll throw up the food I ate
Anzu's face causes me to lose weight
Then I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than Anzu trying to get with me again
So go, go, bitch just go
Fuck, Anzu, I said go!
Everybody with a two by four beating the ho
She's oblivious, such a dumbass, sit down
I don't bullshit, bitch you'd betta ask around
Nobody likes you in this damn town
Let's move on, cuz Yugi is passing out
Solomon, take him to the couch before he crashes out
(Ryou and Bakura)
Fuck that, I'm a shave off your head
I won't rest till the Pharaoh's dead
Hey Ryou
You think I'm fucking around with you?
Yami's hair is the reason why I'm stuck with you
Blame his hair on me? You're a fucking fool
You don't know if it's true
I don't like you
Weak, ass, and full of shit...
Shut up about the Pharaoh, bitch!
I don't wanna hear about his goddamn hair!
But there's no other shit to talk about here!
You think I wanna talk to you?
You must be high
That you'd be willing to wake up with a guy
Fuck that shit
I think you talk too much
Baka, invest in a cup
Your balls, Yami's balls, and --
See? You're fucked (not true!)
Bitch, to your soul room!
[chorus]
[hook -- Seto, Mokuba, Ryou, Bakura, Yugi, Marik, Malik]
Conceited shit,
Makes us all sick
Must be tripping
On shit like E
That's why we don't like Yami
He so hot, but constant preaching
He'd probably wanna take himself out
And start masturbating
And something something something something...(we don't know)
(Yugi)
Hair spray
Too damn much
I'll suffocate
If he keeps this up
He only likes me because of my hair
Thinks he's invincible till Anzu's there
He wants to run away
In his Escalade
Then he realized that he was too afraid
He's too damn old and gray
Looked for mousse for his locks
Went all crazy
Screamed at the lady for being out of stock
*cough cough cough*
Yami can suck my cock
Buys so much shit with my dwindling stock
Ahh, poor baby
Anzu's fucking crazy
No excuse for this fucking shit (She's crazy!)
(Malik)
He'll use four hair sprays at one time
Only reason why he could beat me in time
(He's gonna get poisoned)
Is water fucking wet?
I simply can't wait
Till Yami drops dead
Why the hell do you think I'm still fucking here?
I'll jack his fucking Puzzle and get the hell out of here!
If Yami hates gel
Then I'll love it, fool
(Malik, chill!)
I'll use the fucking Rod on you!
I don't care if his hair is purple or blue!
Gods, Items, what else he got?
I'll take it all once this song stops
Fuck what Isis says, I'll get him soon...
[chorus]
(Kaiba)
I got last verse
So I'll fucking curse
That goddamn Yami
Him and that shit Yugi
Duel-winning, mind-crushing, cool hair and outfit
Fangirls love him so much, so I'm his bitch
They both have it, pink rabbits
Got me in a fit
Pegasus (fuck you!)
Bitch, this is it
Shut your mouth you Yami fan
Recognize, cuz I'm the man
I'll give you the cards in my hand
Please, girl, I need a fan!
[chorus]
[hook]
(Mokuba plays a harmonica, because he needs a part)
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hee hee hee...I amuse myself. well, drop me a review, dawgs. and next parody is to Lil Jon's "Get Low"! YAYO! You like this? Then go click on my profile link and peep my parody to D12's "My Band"! (yes, a cheap plug. I know, I know.)
YAYO! Leeet's GO!
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Purple Hair (parody to D12's "Purple Pills")
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[chorus]
I use some cool ass hair mousse
Ladies all want my pimp juice
Cuz they all wanna touch my
Black and yellow purple hair
At first I used some hair gel
But that shit can go to hell
All of those bitches hatin
Black and yellow purple hair
[end chorus]
(Yami)
Cool flow, just like Seto
Who slipped drugs to his little bro
It's the fucking Pharaoh with name brand hair spray
To beat you like I beat Bakura yesterday
I can't describe how much I ran
When I walked past six people
Five were fans
Oh shit
It's an Anzu mosh pit
I'd beat the bitch
And shoot her and her future kids
I think I'll throw up the food I ate
Anzu's face causes me to lose weight
Then I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than Anzu trying to get with me again
So go, go, bitch just go
Fuck, Anzu, I said go!
Everybody with a two by four beating the ho
She's oblivious, such a dumbass, sit down
I don't bullshit, bitch you'd betta ask around
Nobody likes you in this damn town
Let's move on, cuz Yugi is passing out
Solomon, take him to the couch before he crashes out
(Ryou and Bakura)
Fuck that, I'm a shave off your head
I won't rest till the Pharaoh's dead
Hey Ryou
You think I'm fucking around with you?
Yami's hair is the reason why I'm stuck with you
Blame his hair on me? You're a fucking fool
You don't know if it's true
I don't like you
Weak, ass, and full of shit...
Shut up about the Pharaoh, bitch!
I don't wanna hear about his goddamn hair!
But there's no other shit to talk about here!
You think I wanna talk to you?
You must be high
That you'd be willing to wake up with a guy
Fuck that shit
I think you talk too much
Baka, invest in a cup
Your balls, Yami's balls, and --
See? You're fucked (not true!)
Bitch, to your soul room!
[chorus]
[hook -- Seto, Mokuba, Ryou, Bakura, Yugi, Marik, Malik]
Conceited shit,
Makes us all sick
Must be tripping
On shit like E
That's why we don't like Yami
He so hot, but constant preaching
He'd probably wanna take himself out
And start masturbating
And something something something something...(we don't know)
(Yugi)
Hair spray
Too damn much
I'll suffocate
If he keeps this up
He only likes me because of my hair
Thinks he's invincible till Anzu's there
He wants to run away
In his Escalade
Then he realized that he was too afraid
He's too damn old and gray
Looked for mousse for his locks
Went all crazy
Screamed at the lady for being out of stock
*cough cough cough*
Yami can suck my cock
Buys so much shit with my dwindling stock
Ahh, poor baby
Anzu's fucking crazy
No excuse for this fucking shit (She's crazy!)
(Malik)
He'll use four hair sprays at one time
Only reason why he could beat me in time
(He's gonna get poisoned)
Is water fucking wet?
I simply can't wait
Till Yami drops dead
Why the hell do you think I'm still fucking here?
I'll jack his fucking Puzzle and get the hell out of here!
If Yami hates gel
Then I'll love it, fool
(Malik, chill!)
I'll use the fucking Rod on you!
I don't care if his hair is purple or blue!
Gods, Items, what else he got?
I'll take it all once this song stops
Fuck what Isis says, I'll get him soon...
[chorus]
(Kaiba)
I got last verse
So I'll fucking curse
That goddamn Yami
Him and that shit Yugi
Duel-winning, mind-crushing, cool hair and outfit
Fangirls love him so much, so I'm his bitch
They both have it, pink rabbits
Got me in a fit
Pegasus (fuck you!)
Bitch, this is it
Shut your mouth you Yami fan
Recognize, cuz I'm the man
I'll give you the cards in my hand
Please, girl, I need a fan!
[chorus]
[hook]
(Mokuba plays a harmonica, because he needs a part)
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hee hee hee...I amuse myself. well, drop me a review, dawgs. and next parody is to Lil Jon's "Get Low"! YAYO! You like this? Then go click on my profile link and peep my parody to D12's "My Band"! (yes, a cheap plug. I know, I know.)