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Write Slash (parody to Lil Jon's "Get Low")
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[Intro]
Du-du-du-duel...le-le-le-let's du-duel...
Ohhhhhh.....!
[chorus]
Damn jealous fans
All write slash
Talkin' bout Bakura raping Ryou up the ass
Write slash...write slash write slash write slash...
Seto and Joooooooou! Ryou!
Put him with Bakura, fool!
And Yami and Yugi too!
Let's bash Anzu, mothafuckas!!
Y'all know Yami's mine!
Bash Shizuka, mothafuckas!!!
Y'all know Kaiba's fine!
[end chorus]
(Kaiba)
Writing slash, putting me with that mutt
As if my dick would go near his butt
Jealous fans, they put their hands
To the keyboard, making me fuck a man
I think y'all need to realize that
I don't like Shizuka, she ain't got no back
Don't worry bout me being with that ho
Give her a ten, and she'll get real low...
(Jou)
So sick of these motherfucking fans
Thinking that I would ever go with a man
I gotta ask, "Why?"
I don't even like Mai
Be too nice to just not even try
I don't need these silly fangirls
To be invading the fan fic world
Did you think that I won't mind?
Well, I've had enough and now it's my time
Don't bring Kaiba's dick over here ho
Don't try to make us go, cuz I'd say no
Then I'd beat him to the floor (to the floor)
Cuz what else are these fists made for?
[chorus]
(Bakura and Ryou)
Slash fans come up here (you hos on the floor)
Cuz you'd betta be scared (you hos on the floor)
Slash fans come up here (you hos on the floor)
Cuz you'd betta be scared (you hos on the floor)
Think you cool, you write slash? Well we ain't gay so fuck that!
Think you cool, you write slash? Well we ain't gay so fuck that!
We like female ass! (awww shit!)
We like female ass! (awww shit!)
We like female ass! (awww shit!)
We like female ass! (awww shit!)
Now stop, girl, don't write that! (yayo!)
Stop, girl, don't write that! (yayo!)
Stop, girl, don't write that! (yayo!)
Stop, girl, don't write that! (yayo!)
[chorus]
(Yami and Yugi)
You think we're gay? Fuck that shit
Yami's a 5000-year-old sprit
You think we're gay? Fuck that shit
Yugi's an insolent short lil shit
You think we're gay? Fuck that shit
Yami's a 5000-year-old spirit
You think we're gay? Fuck that shit
Yugi's an insolent short lil shit
[chorus]
[Outro]
So write some slash...we will beat yo ass...
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Holy shit that was on the border of crunk. By the way, this was a joke, I love slash fics. (SetoxJou for life!) Yeah, whatever. Hey y'all, I'm thinking of doing either 50 Cent's "In Da Club", "Wanksta", or Youngbloodz's "Damn!" Got a suggestion for a song I should do? Drop it in a review. YAYO!
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Write Slash (parody to Lil Jon's "Get Low")
--------------------
[Intro]
Du-du-du-duel...le-le-le-let's du-duel...
Ohhhhhh.....!
[chorus]
Damn jealous fans
All write slash
Talkin' bout Bakura raping Ryou up the ass
Write slash...write slash write slash write slash...
Seto and Joooooooou! Ryou!
Put him with Bakura, fool!
And Yami and Yugi too!
Let's bash Anzu, mothafuckas!!
Y'all know Yami's mine!
Bash Shizuka, mothafuckas!!!
Y'all know Kaiba's fine!
[end chorus]
(Kaiba)
Writing slash, putting me with that mutt
As if my dick would go near his butt
Jealous fans, they put their hands
To the keyboard, making me fuck a man
I think y'all need to realize that
I don't like Shizuka, she ain't got no back
Don't worry bout me being with that ho
Give her a ten, and she'll get real low...
(Jou)
So sick of these motherfucking fans
Thinking that I would ever go with a man
I gotta ask, "Why?"
I don't even like Mai
Be too nice to just not even try
I don't need these silly fangirls
To be invading the fan fic world
Did you think that I won't mind?
Well, I've had enough and now it's my time
Don't bring Kaiba's dick over here ho
Don't try to make us go, cuz I'd say no
Then I'd beat him to the floor (to the floor)
Cuz what else are these fists made for?
[chorus]
(Bakura and Ryou)
Slash fans come up here (you hos on the floor)
Cuz you'd betta be scared (you hos on the floor)
Slash fans come up here (you hos on the floor)
Cuz you'd betta be scared (you hos on the floor)
Think you cool, you write slash? Well we ain't gay so fuck that!
Think you cool, you write slash? Well we ain't gay so fuck that!
We like female ass! (awww shit!)
We like female ass! (awww shit!)
We like female ass! (awww shit!)
We like female ass! (awww shit!)
Now stop, girl, don't write that! (yayo!)
Stop, girl, don't write that! (yayo!)
Stop, girl, don't write that! (yayo!)
Stop, girl, don't write that! (yayo!)
[chorus]
(Yami and Yugi)
You think we're gay? Fuck that shit
Yami's a 5000-year-old sprit
You think we're gay? Fuck that shit
Yugi's an insolent short lil shit
You think we're gay? Fuck that shit
Yami's a 5000-year-old spirit
You think we're gay? Fuck that shit
Yugi's an insolent short lil shit
[chorus]
[Outro]
So write some slash...we will beat yo ass...
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Holy shit that was on the border of crunk. By the way, this was a joke, I love slash fics. (SetoxJou for life!) Yeah, whatever. Hey y'all, I'm thinking of doing either 50 Cent's "In Da Club", "Wanksta", or Youngbloodz's "Damn!" Got a suggestion for a song I should do? Drop it in a review. YAYO!