heheheheheh. I can't stop. Oh yeah, this is a piece in which Ryou is trying to talk to his psychiatrist, with some interference from Bakura.
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My Yami (parody to "Milkshake" by Kelis)
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[chorus]
My yami brings the whole crew to the duel
And he just, just calls em all fools
That's right, he calls em all fools
I would show you, but he'd try to kill you.
[end chorus]

(Ryou)
Please help me, doctor
It's about my yami
He drives me crazy, help!
He likes to kill,
And he also steals
He's not a thrill...

[hook - Bakura]
Shut up you baka...
Stop blabbing.
Shut up you baka...
I feel like stabbing.
Shut up you baka...
I'll kill you.
Shut up you baka...
And this doctor too.

[chorus]

(Ryou)
Will you stop laughing?
You're supposed to help me
Get rid of my yami, he
Will never go.
He's after the Pharaoh.
Can't take no mo'...

[hook]

[chorus]

(psychiatrist)
Oh dear, you see Ryou
You've got a problem here, so
You better take these pills,
And get the hell out of here, go
Back home to your daddy,
And tell him that you're crazy
Making up these "Sennen Items",
Claiming you have a "yami"...

[hook]

[chorus]

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Wow. I'm funny. And modest. Drop the reviews like bombs over Baghdad.