Hm. Nothing clever to say. Yes, finally, a Malik parody. Wonder how this will go...cuz Malik never has anything nice to say...
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Bash! (parody to Youngbloodz "Damn!")
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[intro]
OK, OK, OK
This Malik, fuckin' Marik, Sennen Rod, what's up
Y'all know how I control minds
It's Egypt (Cairo for dem hoes)
It's underground (tomb keepas for dem hoes), tomb keepas you already know
Rishid, Sennen Rod, and yo boy Malik I'ma tell ya like dis here boy
(Malik)
Them superstars
Drivin here in Mai's car
It's M.Tar, aka Malik Ishtar
I say it's fucking bullshit, these sucka fuckas out here whiny bitches
They come from nowhere and suddenly they start messin with this
OK then, I'll start with Yugi on display then
That fucking midget never thinks to stop his talkin'
I'm not tombin', K double E P-I-N-G
There ain't a mind out there that can't be controlled by me
Bitch I'm for sho 'bout it, I'm gonna beat down the Pharaoh
Bitch you just don't get it, cuz I ain't playin, my Rod you and yo ho feel it
Won't catch me being all that nice, and y'all will feel silly
It's Malik Ishtar, Rod mind controllin', throw ya into the gutter
Stab a couple motherfuckers, don't bother with no cover
Isis got a glare that make ya melt like rubber
Rishid so damn cool, that he will love ya then slug ya yeah
[chorus -- Marik]
If y'all don't wanna bash, you're as dumb as fuck
Get offended at slash, then you really suck
If y'all get mad at bash, you're as dumb as fuck
You wanna stop the slash, then you really suck
Shut up you shit, don't want to hear it!
Shut up you shit, lighten up a bit!
Shut up you shit, don't want to hear it!
Shut up you shit, don't be a bitch!
Hey!
[end chorus]
(Isis)
Seto can shut up, stupid shit of a ho
I call him Mr. Pussy-bitch, cuz that's all he ever know
"Brute force" that's foolish for a damn strategy
Don't think about his fate, he's as dumb as can be
Nobody like Kaiba, I feel bad for his brother
For having been related to that damn motherfucker
Oh wow! He's rich, let's all kiss his small pecker
Yeah right, be nice? To that little shit, never!
Walks around Domino like we should all step aside
He stole Kaiba Corp, and yet he's all filled with pride
You wanna call Kaiba? Well fangirl, here's the shit
Just call 1 800 KAIBA IS MY DOG'S BITCH
He wants you think he's one you shouldn't clown
He's not in any way, the biggest pussy in town
Fuck all you bash-haters, y'all actin like a fool
There's nothing wrong with slash, so this is how we do
[chorus]
(Rishid)
Don't mock my hair, or my lack thereof
If you put me with my master then I'll beat you up
His mom adopted me, so he's much like my brother
Nothing hot about fucking the son of your mother
To defend Kaiba-shit, don't think that he and Mokuba would start fucking
That's fucking sick, and no one would ever feel that but the ignorant
Writin' incest shit
Don't be a damn motherfucker, there are places where you can't take it
(Marik)
Don't act all dumb, cuz y'all know that I ain't nuttin new
We started bashing incest, let's move on to Mary Sues
Nothing good about those damn things, but there's ten thousand eighty-five
Purple and black punk!Sue writers deserve to burn alive
I'm tired of these bitches hoppin on our collective ass
Here's a concept, don't read stuff if you cannot stand slash
So before you leave damn flames, before you lock and load
I'll leave you at this site before I start to throw blows
[chorus]
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Woooooow. Everybody was my target today. Geez. I'm running low on songs and ideas. Help. And drop those reviews like bombs over Baghdad.
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Bash! (parody to Youngbloodz "Damn!")
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[intro]
OK, OK, OK
This Malik, fuckin' Marik, Sennen Rod, what's up
Y'all know how I control minds
It's Egypt (Cairo for dem hoes)
It's underground (tomb keepas for dem hoes), tomb keepas you already know
Rishid, Sennen Rod, and yo boy Malik I'ma tell ya like dis here boy
(Malik)
Them superstars
Drivin here in Mai's car
It's M.Tar, aka Malik Ishtar
I say it's fucking bullshit, these sucka fuckas out here whiny bitches
They come from nowhere and suddenly they start messin with this
OK then, I'll start with Yugi on display then
That fucking midget never thinks to stop his talkin'
I'm not tombin', K double E P-I-N-G
There ain't a mind out there that can't be controlled by me
Bitch I'm for sho 'bout it, I'm gonna beat down the Pharaoh
Bitch you just don't get it, cuz I ain't playin, my Rod you and yo ho feel it
Won't catch me being all that nice, and y'all will feel silly
It's Malik Ishtar, Rod mind controllin', throw ya into the gutter
Stab a couple motherfuckers, don't bother with no cover
Isis got a glare that make ya melt like rubber
Rishid so damn cool, that he will love ya then slug ya yeah
[chorus -- Marik]
If y'all don't wanna bash, you're as dumb as fuck
Get offended at slash, then you really suck
If y'all get mad at bash, you're as dumb as fuck
You wanna stop the slash, then you really suck
Shut up you shit, don't want to hear it!
Shut up you shit, lighten up a bit!
Shut up you shit, don't want to hear it!
Shut up you shit, don't be a bitch!
Hey!
[end chorus]
(Isis)
Seto can shut up, stupid shit of a ho
I call him Mr. Pussy-bitch, cuz that's all he ever know
"Brute force" that's foolish for a damn strategy
Don't think about his fate, he's as dumb as can be
Nobody like Kaiba, I feel bad for his brother
For having been related to that damn motherfucker
Oh wow! He's rich, let's all kiss his small pecker
Yeah right, be nice? To that little shit, never!
Walks around Domino like we should all step aside
He stole Kaiba Corp, and yet he's all filled with pride
You wanna call Kaiba? Well fangirl, here's the shit
Just call 1 800 KAIBA IS MY DOG'S BITCH
He wants you think he's one you shouldn't clown
He's not in any way, the biggest pussy in town
Fuck all you bash-haters, y'all actin like a fool
There's nothing wrong with slash, so this is how we do
[chorus]
(Rishid)
Don't mock my hair, or my lack thereof
If you put me with my master then I'll beat you up
His mom adopted me, so he's much like my brother
Nothing hot about fucking the son of your mother
To defend Kaiba-shit, don't think that he and Mokuba would start fucking
That's fucking sick, and no one would ever feel that but the ignorant
Writin' incest shit
Don't be a damn motherfucker, there are places where you can't take it
(Marik)
Don't act all dumb, cuz y'all know that I ain't nuttin new
We started bashing incest, let's move on to Mary Sues
Nothing good about those damn things, but there's ten thousand eighty-five
Purple and black punk!Sue writers deserve to burn alive
I'm tired of these bitches hoppin on our collective ass
Here's a concept, don't read stuff if you cannot stand slash
So before you leave damn flames, before you lock and load
I'll leave you at this site before I start to throw blows
[chorus]
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Woooooow. Everybody was my target today. Geez. I'm running low on songs and ideas. Help. And drop those reviews like bombs over Baghdad.