SETOxJOU FOR LIFE MUTHAFUCKAS!!!! A big ass shout-out to y'all SxJ writers out there, cuz y'all KNOW what is up! A song. For you. Sung by Kaiba, Jou, me, and my yami Betsy Divine.
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Jealous (parody of Bubba Sparxxx's "Ugly")
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(Seto)
Uhh uh oh, uh oh
Slash, slashy slashy slashy slashy
Uh
Uh oh, uh oh
Say what? Say what?
Slashy slashy uh
Slashy slashy slashy slashy
Heavens
(Heavens to Bikini Kill)
Shit, I never chose this slash
Slash fics chose me
Cuz I can only see Shizuka
With a nosebleed
Seto can't be straight
He goes for guys, it's true
And y'all think that I'm just jealous?
Then yous actin' a fool.
Cuz this fan fiction's moment
I put my mangas on it
That's right I said my mangas, it seems as if I read them don't it?
So type it up, cuz
It's gon' get slashy
I call my Seto hottie
And Mary Sues frumpy
This Heavens to
Bikini Kill, why?
I'm lovin' Seto much
Can't be without a guy
This is Shizuka hatin
At least, to y'all it is
Just write a bit more slash
And I might call it quits
But until that day
Y'all in deep ass shit
I never wanna see straight stuff cuz it just makes me real sick
What you need to do
Know I'm just overzealous
Shut your mouth, you don't know shit
Y'all think I am jealous
[chorus]
Jealous! They say
They all say, they all say
They say I'm jealous!
They say
They all say, they all say
They say I'm jealous, jealous, jealous!
Jealous! They all say I'm jealous!
They say I'm jealous!
Jealous! Say I'm jealous! Say I'm jealous!
[end chorus]
(Betsy Divine)
Though I am a yami
Don't get the wrong idea
I'm gettin' more excited
With every slash that's here
Cuz y'all been so awesome
Writin' that Seto and Jou
Out here for a year and read somethin' that's really damn cool
On goes the whiners
The homophobic plight
Can't live to go to bed
If I can't read slash tonight
That's what we're reading now
I hate to say all this
How else can we say it
We're too weak to write our own slash fics
I'm pretty tight now
So this the yami talkin
You hate that slash dontcha?
Bitch, continue your walkin
Go ahead, go bash Mai
Fuck it, fuck the flamers
Let's be honest, no one ever reads the damn disclaimers
So let's just cut it loose
Forget the uptight bitches
If you scared, go on to them weak straight chickens
This that new fan fic
This is what really makes us
We the new Jou fans,
But y'all just call us jealous
[chorus]
(Jou....eee! A rapping Jou! For once!)
Now this thang is crunkin
Ain't it somethin'?
Cuz one moment ago this shit just came from nothing
Now you see us slash folks
I bet you'll read tonight
Lame-ass hide your eyes
Uptight hoe, keep your flames, alright?
If you don't like this slash
What the fuck's wrong with you?
And if you feelin' brave say,
"You can't do that to JOU!"
And if you think you're cool shit
We all got news for you
Other than about incest fics,
No one likes your whining, fool!
Don't worry about TOS
It ain't hoppin on us
For the most part, we ain't breakin rules
No need to fuss
Forget your damn bigotry
Forget that you can't cuss
Forget the fact you had just called us all jealous
[chorus]
(Seto, with the outro)
Ha ha, they call us
(Jealous, jealous!)
Slashy, slashy
(Say I'm jealous, say I'm jealous)
They call us
(Jealous, call me! Say I'm jealous! Say I'm jealous!)
They say I'm (jealous)
Say what?
(jealous, jealous!)
Say what?
(Jealous) call me
Call me jealous
(They say I'm jealous!)
Slashy slashy slashy oh!
Slash it one time
Now type it up baby
Slash it two times
Now type it up baby
"Holla! Ain't no need to fuss
Whiny bitches,"
(So what?)
"Don't fuck with us!"
I want you to
"Holla! Ain't no need to fuss
Whiny bitches, don't fuck with us!"
C'mon Katsuya, let's go
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Dayum! I really do like this one! Maybe it's because I'm a...(switch to Lil Jon mode...)
Damn jealous fan
Who likes slash
Rappin bout Bakura raping Ryou up the ass
Love slash, love slash, love slash.....
And I am telling you right now to read my parody to Lil Jon's "Get Low" if you haven't already. Drop dem reviews like bombs over Baghdad. Next song, Ying Yang Twins "Salt Shaker"!
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Jealous (parody of Bubba Sparxxx's "Ugly")
-----------------------
(Seto)
Uhh uh oh, uh oh
Slash, slashy slashy slashy slashy
Uh
Uh oh, uh oh
Say what? Say what?
Slashy slashy uh
Slashy slashy slashy slashy
Heavens
(Heavens to Bikini Kill)
Shit, I never chose this slash
Slash fics chose me
Cuz I can only see Shizuka
With a nosebleed
Seto can't be straight
He goes for guys, it's true
And y'all think that I'm just jealous?
Then yous actin' a fool.
Cuz this fan fiction's moment
I put my mangas on it
That's right I said my mangas, it seems as if I read them don't it?
So type it up, cuz
It's gon' get slashy
I call my Seto hottie
And Mary Sues frumpy
This Heavens to
Bikini Kill, why?
I'm lovin' Seto much
Can't be without a guy
This is Shizuka hatin
At least, to y'all it is
Just write a bit more slash
And I might call it quits
But until that day
Y'all in deep ass shit
I never wanna see straight stuff cuz it just makes me real sick
What you need to do
Know I'm just overzealous
Shut your mouth, you don't know shit
Y'all think I am jealous
[chorus]
Jealous! They say
They all say, they all say
They say I'm jealous!
They say
They all say, they all say
They say I'm jealous, jealous, jealous!
Jealous! They all say I'm jealous!
They say I'm jealous!
Jealous! Say I'm jealous! Say I'm jealous!
[end chorus]
(Betsy Divine)
Though I am a yami
Don't get the wrong idea
I'm gettin' more excited
With every slash that's here
Cuz y'all been so awesome
Writin' that Seto and Jou
Out here for a year and read somethin' that's really damn cool
On goes the whiners
The homophobic plight
Can't live to go to bed
If I can't read slash tonight
That's what we're reading now
I hate to say all this
How else can we say it
We're too weak to write our own slash fics
I'm pretty tight now
So this the yami talkin
You hate that slash dontcha?
Bitch, continue your walkin
Go ahead, go bash Mai
Fuck it, fuck the flamers
Let's be honest, no one ever reads the damn disclaimers
So let's just cut it loose
Forget the uptight bitches
If you scared, go on to them weak straight chickens
This that new fan fic
This is what really makes us
We the new Jou fans,
But y'all just call us jealous
[chorus]
(Jou....eee! A rapping Jou! For once!)
Now this thang is crunkin
Ain't it somethin'?
Cuz one moment ago this shit just came from nothing
Now you see us slash folks
I bet you'll read tonight
Lame-ass hide your eyes
Uptight hoe, keep your flames, alright?
If you don't like this slash
What the fuck's wrong with you?
And if you feelin' brave say,
"You can't do that to JOU!"
And if you think you're cool shit
We all got news for you
Other than about incest fics,
No one likes your whining, fool!
Don't worry about TOS
It ain't hoppin on us
For the most part, we ain't breakin rules
No need to fuss
Forget your damn bigotry
Forget that you can't cuss
Forget the fact you had just called us all jealous
[chorus]
(Seto, with the outro)
Ha ha, they call us
(Jealous, jealous!)
Slashy, slashy
(Say I'm jealous, say I'm jealous)
They call us
(Jealous, call me! Say I'm jealous! Say I'm jealous!)
They say I'm (jealous)
Say what?
(jealous, jealous!)
Say what?
(Jealous) call me
Call me jealous
(They say I'm jealous!)
Slashy slashy slashy oh!
Slash it one time
Now type it up baby
Slash it two times
Now type it up baby
"Holla! Ain't no need to fuss
Whiny bitches,"
(So what?)
"Don't fuck with us!"
I want you to
"Holla! Ain't no need to fuss
Whiny bitches, don't fuck with us!"
C'mon Katsuya, let's go
---------------------
Dayum! I really do like this one! Maybe it's because I'm a...(switch to Lil Jon mode...)
Damn jealous fan
Who likes slash
Rappin bout Bakura raping Ryou up the ass
Love slash, love slash, love slash.....
And I am telling you right now to read my parody to Lil Jon's "Get Low" if you haven't already. Drop dem reviews like bombs over Baghdad. Next song, Ying Yang Twins "Salt Shaker"!