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I do not own any bit or piece or share or whatever of Inuyasha, excluding
characters I create.
If you hate it, review it and tell me. If you love it, do the same. And watch out for the purple lawn gnomes. They're around here somewhere. And, here we go.....
Scene: Inuyasha sitting in tree, Kagome yelling at him, Miroku in the bushes spying on them, Sango spying on him. Shippo and Kilala...they're around somewhere.
"INUYASHA!"
"What, stupid?"
"GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"I don't feel like it."
"I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"
"Feh. Sure are doing enough of it."
"SIT BOY!"
"Ahhhh!" *THUMP!*
Miroku snickered as he hide behind a bush, watching Inuyasha and Kagome argue. "Ahh, lover's quarrels." he said to himself with a small smile. The smile was quickly replaced by a grimace of pain and an "Ouch" as Sango grabbed his ear and yanked him up out of the bushes. "Just what do you think you're doing?" she snarled at him. "Ummm....getting this. For you." he said, procuring a rose from somewhere amongst his robes. Sango blinked, then took it from his outstretched hand. "Why, thank you." she said, bringing the rose up to her face to sniff it. Suddenly her face turned beet red.
*SMACK*
"Inuyasha, what was that?" Kagome looked at the quivering bushes just in time to see Sango grab Miroku's ear again. "That's it, Miroku. This time you're getting what you deserve!" Sango said between clenched teeth as she started dragging him away. Inuyasha lifted his face from the ground and spit out a mouthful of grass and dirt. "What'd you do that for?" he grumbled. "Oh stop being a crybaby and come on" Kagome said, tugging on his arm to follow Sango and Miroku. "But you said you needed to talk to me!"....
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
Scene: Miroku with arms tied, legs tied open, hanging from a vine over a log sitting across a river, Kagome and Inuyasha watching, Shippo and Kilala in apple tree above Miroku.
Inuyasha's still blathering on about what I wanted to talk to him about Kagome thought, twirling her hair idly. She turned to stare at Miroku, who was blubbering and begging for Sango not to let go of the rope that was holding him up. Serves him right after groping her again. I'm surprised she didn't do it before. "Ow!" said Miroku as an apple tocked him in the head, followed by three more. Turning to look up above him, he shifted his balance, and the vine broke. *Snap*. Miroku had a look of horror on his face as he dropped down, the log going up right between his legs. *Crunch!*. Miroku's eyes were wide with pain and he made a little "oh" sound before sliding off and dropping into the river below....
If you hate it, review it and tell me. If you love it, do the same. And watch out for the purple lawn gnomes. They're around here somewhere. And, here we go.....
Scene: Inuyasha sitting in tree, Kagome yelling at him, Miroku in the bushes spying on them, Sango spying on him. Shippo and Kilala...they're around somewhere.
"INUYASHA!"
"What, stupid?"
"GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"I don't feel like it."
"I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"
"Feh. Sure are doing enough of it."
"SIT BOY!"
"Ahhhh!" *THUMP!*
Miroku snickered as he hide behind a bush, watching Inuyasha and Kagome argue. "Ahh, lover's quarrels." he said to himself with a small smile. The smile was quickly replaced by a grimace of pain and an "Ouch" as Sango grabbed his ear and yanked him up out of the bushes. "Just what do you think you're doing?" she snarled at him. "Ummm....getting this. For you." he said, procuring a rose from somewhere amongst his robes. Sango blinked, then took it from his outstretched hand. "Why, thank you." she said, bringing the rose up to her face to sniff it. Suddenly her face turned beet red.
*SMACK*
"Inuyasha, what was that?" Kagome looked at the quivering bushes just in time to see Sango grab Miroku's ear again. "That's it, Miroku. This time you're getting what you deserve!" Sango said between clenched teeth as she started dragging him away. Inuyasha lifted his face from the ground and spit out a mouthful of grass and dirt. "What'd you do that for?" he grumbled. "Oh stop being a crybaby and come on" Kagome said, tugging on his arm to follow Sango and Miroku. "But you said you needed to talk to me!"....
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
Scene: Miroku with arms tied, legs tied open, hanging from a vine over a log sitting across a river, Kagome and Inuyasha watching, Shippo and Kilala in apple tree above Miroku.
Inuyasha's still blathering on about what I wanted to talk to him about Kagome thought, twirling her hair idly. She turned to stare at Miroku, who was blubbering and begging for Sango not to let go of the rope that was holding him up. Serves him right after groping her again. I'm surprised she didn't do it before. "Ow!" said Miroku as an apple tocked him in the head, followed by three more. Turning to look up above him, he shifted his balance, and the vine broke. *Snap*. Miroku had a look of horror on his face as he dropped down, the log going up right between his legs. *Crunch!*. Miroku's eyes were wide with pain and he made a little "oh" sound before sliding off and dropping into the river below....