Underpants Two.. Return of the Kickers
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"JOE BOXER?!" Eowyn screeched from the library.
A very embarrassed Hobbit bolted out of the library, clutching his pants, and muttering about 'Forced indecent Exposure'.
"Oh Valar, she's at it again!" Legolas cried, grabbing the terrified Hobbit, who turned out to be Frodo. "Frodo! Are you alright?!"
The frightened Hobbit babbled incoherently for what seemed like forever before he broke down and yelled-
"EOWYN'S DEPANTSING EVERYONE IN SIGHT! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
The Hobbit wriggled out of Legolas' arms and ran down the hallway screaming bloody murder. Legolas burst into the Library to find Eowyn, madly chasing all the poor Elvish Librarians around, trying to de-pants them.
"GOOD GOD WOMAN!" one of the scared Elves cried, clutching frantically at his backside. "Please leave my posterior out of this!"
Eowyn cackled evilly before suddenly seeing Legolas.
"Hobbits wear Joe Boxer." She said, plain and simple.
Legolas looked at her incredulously for a moment before bursting out laughing.
(Note: this comment is in regards to the shot of Frodo in ROTK in the tower. My best friend and I believe that Frodo's wearing Joe Boxer because they show a little bit of lettering and an elastic waistband.)
Very suddenly, Arwen burst into the room looking very embarrassed and very red in the face. She grabbed poor Legolas by the ear and dragged him over to the corner.
"Thanks to you. Legolas Greenleaf. Everyone in Imladris now knows about my. Less than adult underwear and have started a new trend!" she hissed, shaking Legolas.
Once again, the door burst open and in stepped the five Hobbits: Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, and Bilbo, looking very much like something out of a western movie.
"We've come to de-pants Eowyn." Pippin said, in a very un-Pippin tone.
Eowyn stopped laughing and gasped, holding a hand to her mouth in shock.
"You wouldn't dare!" she cried.
"Oh wouldn't we?!" Bilbo said. "You de-pantsed me in front of the whole council. I think it's time you got your just reward.."
Eowyn looked for an escape, but couldn't find one, as all the Elven Librarians were blocking the exits and the five Hobbits and two Elves were advancing on her. They all jumped on her and held her down as Arwen "De- pantsed Eowyn". Eowyn struggled against them and tried to cover up her rather embarrassing underwear.
"Hah!" Legolas yelled in triumph. "STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE! I MIGHT'VE KNOWN!"
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What do you think? Should I continue? I don't care. This is just a little bit of fun I needed to get through. I've had a terrible writers block the last couple weeks. Please leave a nice review and tell me what you thought!
Yours till the pen runs dry.
Chibi Maury
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"JOE BOXER?!" Eowyn screeched from the library.
A very embarrassed Hobbit bolted out of the library, clutching his pants, and muttering about 'Forced indecent Exposure'.
"Oh Valar, she's at it again!" Legolas cried, grabbing the terrified Hobbit, who turned out to be Frodo. "Frodo! Are you alright?!"
The frightened Hobbit babbled incoherently for what seemed like forever before he broke down and yelled-
"EOWYN'S DEPANTSING EVERYONE IN SIGHT! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
The Hobbit wriggled out of Legolas' arms and ran down the hallway screaming bloody murder. Legolas burst into the Library to find Eowyn, madly chasing all the poor Elvish Librarians around, trying to de-pants them.
"GOOD GOD WOMAN!" one of the scared Elves cried, clutching frantically at his backside. "Please leave my posterior out of this!"
Eowyn cackled evilly before suddenly seeing Legolas.
"Hobbits wear Joe Boxer." She said, plain and simple.
Legolas looked at her incredulously for a moment before bursting out laughing.
(Note: this comment is in regards to the shot of Frodo in ROTK in the tower. My best friend and I believe that Frodo's wearing Joe Boxer because they show a little bit of lettering and an elastic waistband.)
Very suddenly, Arwen burst into the room looking very embarrassed and very red in the face. She grabbed poor Legolas by the ear and dragged him over to the corner.
"Thanks to you. Legolas Greenleaf. Everyone in Imladris now knows about my. Less than adult underwear and have started a new trend!" she hissed, shaking Legolas.
Once again, the door burst open and in stepped the five Hobbits: Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, and Bilbo, looking very much like something out of a western movie.
"We've come to de-pants Eowyn." Pippin said, in a very un-Pippin tone.
Eowyn stopped laughing and gasped, holding a hand to her mouth in shock.
"You wouldn't dare!" she cried.
"Oh wouldn't we?!" Bilbo said. "You de-pantsed me in front of the whole council. I think it's time you got your just reward.."
Eowyn looked for an escape, but couldn't find one, as all the Elven Librarians were blocking the exits and the five Hobbits and two Elves were advancing on her. They all jumped on her and held her down as Arwen "De- pantsed Eowyn". Eowyn struggled against them and tried to cover up her rather embarrassing underwear.
"Hah!" Legolas yelled in triumph. "STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE! I MIGHT'VE KNOWN!"
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What do you think? Should I continue? I don't care. This is just a little bit of fun I needed to get through. I've had a terrible writers block the last couple weeks. Please leave a nice review and tell me what you thought!
Yours till the pen runs dry.
Chibi Maury