Underpants Three- Aragorn. Depantsed.
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(Note. This'll be short, but someone asked for Aragorn to be depantsed. So here it is.)
The Kingly and Noble Aragorn (Whom I affectionately call Aragroin) son of Elessar, also known as Estel, also known as Strider, also known as many-many-other-things-that-people-have-decide-to-ignore, sat in his Royal Bathtub with Royal Bubblebath, washing his Royal Hair and Royal Knickers. With all the Depansting going on around here, he thought it was best to keep his pants on while taking a bath, for fear of someone trying to steal the Royal Tighty-Whities.
"Oh what a beaaaauuuutiful Morning! Oh What a Beautiful daaaaayyyy!" he sang happily.
One of his manservants came into the bathroom, holding one hand over his eyes.
"Um sir?"
"Yes Fidget!?"
"Er, the neighbors have asked that you er.. Stop singing. It's almost ten o'clock at night." The boy said nervously
"THE DOGS! Who has said this? WHO!?" Roared Aragorn/Estel/insertnamehere.
"Er. Lord Elrond, sir."
"Oh. Ok then."
Aragorn finished taking his bath and got out of the tub, wrapping a towel around his chest.
"Mamma Mia! Here we go agaaaain! Why Why?! How could I forget you!?" he sang again.
A half hour later Aragorn came out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe and a towel around his head.
"Oh, hello dear. Had a good day?" he asked Arwen, who was sitting on his bed.
"Yes as a matter of fact. We depantsed Eowyn today."
"And?"
"Strawberry Shortcake."
"I always said that thing was Evil."
Arwen nodded and inconspicuously made her way to his underwear drawer. She shoved several pairs of Aragorn's knickers into her handbag.
"Night dear. I'm, off to be friendly with Legolas."
"Alright. See you in the morning."
Aragorn went about his business, getting ready for bed. He put on an herbal facemask and cucumbers over his eyes and crawled into bed.
"I'm such a masculine king." he said proudly as he filed his nails.
The following morning, Aragorn woke up, open the windows and was greeted by a horrific sight, flying on the flagpole.
Arwen had stolen all of his most embarrassing underwear and run it up the pole. His leopard print thong flew merrily in the breeze next to his Lion King 'I just can't wait to be KING!' boxer shorts, below that were his Power Rangers tighty-whities with the green rangers printed on the crotch.
There were many people standing around the pole, laughing and pointing at the embarrassing display.
"ARWEEEEENNNNNNNNN!" he roared.
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EH? Tell me something nice and you get a cookie. Sorry about the Aragorn bashing, I couldn't resist. Aragorn's great though. He is a very good character, I just don't like him because of him marrying Arwen. Sigh, all's well that ends well.
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(Note. This'll be short, but someone asked for Aragorn to be depantsed. So here it is.)
The Kingly and Noble Aragorn (Whom I affectionately call Aragroin) son of Elessar, also known as Estel, also known as Strider, also known as many-many-other-things-that-people-have-decide-to-ignore, sat in his Royal Bathtub with Royal Bubblebath, washing his Royal Hair and Royal Knickers. With all the Depansting going on around here, he thought it was best to keep his pants on while taking a bath, for fear of someone trying to steal the Royal Tighty-Whities.
"Oh what a beaaaauuuutiful Morning! Oh What a Beautiful daaaaayyyy!" he sang happily.
One of his manservants came into the bathroom, holding one hand over his eyes.
"Um sir?"
"Yes Fidget!?"
"Er, the neighbors have asked that you er.. Stop singing. It's almost ten o'clock at night." The boy said nervously
"THE DOGS! Who has said this? WHO!?" Roared Aragorn/Estel/insertnamehere.
"Er. Lord Elrond, sir."
"Oh. Ok then."
Aragorn finished taking his bath and got out of the tub, wrapping a towel around his chest.
"Mamma Mia! Here we go agaaaain! Why Why?! How could I forget you!?" he sang again.
A half hour later Aragorn came out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe and a towel around his head.
"Oh, hello dear. Had a good day?" he asked Arwen, who was sitting on his bed.
"Yes as a matter of fact. We depantsed Eowyn today."
"And?"
"Strawberry Shortcake."
"I always said that thing was Evil."
Arwen nodded and inconspicuously made her way to his underwear drawer. She shoved several pairs of Aragorn's knickers into her handbag.
"Night dear. I'm, off to be friendly with Legolas."
"Alright. See you in the morning."
Aragorn went about his business, getting ready for bed. He put on an herbal facemask and cucumbers over his eyes and crawled into bed.
"I'm such a masculine king." he said proudly as he filed his nails.
The following morning, Aragorn woke up, open the windows and was greeted by a horrific sight, flying on the flagpole.
Arwen had stolen all of his most embarrassing underwear and run it up the pole. His leopard print thong flew merrily in the breeze next to his Lion King 'I just can't wait to be KING!' boxer shorts, below that were his Power Rangers tighty-whities with the green rangers printed on the crotch.
There were many people standing around the pole, laughing and pointing at the embarrassing display.
"ARWEEEEENNNNNNNNN!" he roared.
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EH? Tell me something nice and you get a cookie. Sorry about the Aragorn bashing, I couldn't resist. Aragorn's great though. He is a very good character, I just don't like him because of him marrying Arwen. Sigh, all's well that ends well.