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Harry Potter year 6. "The Pot and the Bowl."

Story was co-written by: Cory Reule and Brady Lowery

Chapter 1, "The News"

Harry Potter had spent the summer at the Dursleys, no longer a little slave for their fat asses, all thanks to The Order. Lupin had checked in on Harry every now and then just to make sure he wasn't getting whipped and beaten by Mr. Dursley. It seemed to be the Mr. and the Mrs. Strange fetish to beat on Harry.

Just like the past summers Harry had gotten his letter from the all great Hogwarts a school of witchery and wizardry. With all his school supplies listed.

Harry had gone to Diagon ally to get his school supplies and he made his way to the train at 9 ¾ to go back for his 6th year at Hogwarts. Before he got on the train Lupin had stopped Harry. "Here, Take this, it will ease your study problems. Also, when you get settled in, stop at Hagrids hut and give him this note" that's all Lupin said and he walked away with a smile on his face. Harry turned to get on the train, Lupin rushed back as quickly as he could "WAIT! I forgot to tell you something." He stopped to catch his breath, "Don't let the teachers catch you with this, not exactly allowed."

Sticking the small present Lupin gave him in his robe pocket, Harry had finally gotten on the train. He went and sat next to Hermione and Ron. The train ride was kind of dull, the conversations consisted of hints about Hermione and her secret love muggle from the U.S She didn't tell anyone who he was just because it made Ron wonder, and with him wondering a lot it made him jealous. They discussed there summers and Harry for the first time had a decent summer. The train arrived, they all unloaded. 6th years got to ride on the horse and buggy taking a scenic route to the school. When they arrived, they noticed how nothing had changed. Walking through the great hall, seeing familiar faces and saying "Hello" to everyone, they finally sat at the Gryffindor table.

The same old routine with the sorting hat and the nervous first years continued like always, but something was missing. Every professor was there, but they all didn't seem too happy. Except Professor Snape, he was grinning ear to ear. Headmaster Dumbledore looked strangely depressed, not his ushual gentle happiness. Harry noticed that Malfoy wasn't there, along with Neville. Ginny was sitting right beside Harry trying to play "footsie" with him, and he was kind of getting into it. Staring at her petite body, luscious lips and oddly enough he thought her red hair was hot too.

The sorting hat had finished and everyone clapped, Harry had thought to him self: "That was gay." Dumbledore had finally stood up to make his ushual speech welcoming the students back and welcoming the new students to Hogwarts. "Welcome to the new students and welcome back to the old students. This year the forbidden forest is still forbidden, also the Quidditch field has been remodeled with better seating and padded walls. I have some bad news though. I Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of this great school will be retiring this year." A shock went through every student and the great hall went loud with talking about what he just said. He quieted them down and said "Now let's enjoy our feast!"

Harry got up, and left. Ron and Hermione sat there and ate.

Harry went down to Hagrids cabin knocked on the door 3 times and Hagrid answered " 'eh HARRY! My boy! Come in and sit down." Harry did as directed, he handed Hagrid the note. It stated:

Dear Hagrid, Hello my good friend, I have given Harry a gift and the gift can not be complete with out your help. Remember what we used to do when James, Sirius and I had problems or just wanted to have a good time? Well I trust that you will help the young lad out.

Thank you much good buddy.

- Lupin.

Hagrid let a laugh out, "Harry my lad, have you opened the gift Lupin gave you?" Harry shook his head, meaning no, and pulled it out of his pocket. Taking off the brown paper wrapped around it and the string he wondered what it was. Finally opened, Harry didn't know what to think. He held it out in his hand, a magnificent glass pipe full of beautiful colors, and a BIC lighter. Hagrid handed him a bag full of green stuff, Harry asked "What is this, and what is it for?"

Hagrid just laughed and explained everything.

Harry went back up to the castle, went to up to the Gryffindor tower. "Shit, I don't know the password" he thought. Just then, a beaten up Neville appeared, "Hi Harry, Malfoy kicked my ass again. They might expel him for it this time." He looked at the fat lady in the portrait and said "fuckjew" the lady swung open reveling a door way. Harry followed.

The next morning came around.

"Now what in the Fuck did he do that for?!" yelled Ron. Hermione snapped loudly "You watch your mouth! Dumbledore is old and has done what he can for this school"

They both looked upon Harry who was sitting in his ushual spot in the Gryffindor common room. He seemed to be fine and happy.

Hermione whispered "Why does he seem so happy?"

The room started to empty with the students going to classes. Ron got up from where he was sitting and walked over to Harry. He paused and watched. Harry pulled out his magnificent bowl and packed it full of the green stuff Hagrid had given him, it had crystals all over it and it seemed to stick to Harry's index finger and thumb. Just then Harry pulled out a BIC lighter.

Ron screeched "Harry you know that lighters are for muggle use and are not allowed in here." Harry lit the lighter, taking a small hit because it was his first time, then exhaled. A few seconds later, he replied to Ron "Well helllloooo there!!" Hermione and Ron exchanged looks and then looked at Harry, who had offered his magnificent glass piece to Ron. Ron looked at it and noticed it was enchanted with pale green swirls entangled with a neon red design all moving, yes moving around in the bowl. "I don't know Harry, it seems d-dangerous" Ron said. "Oh bloody hell, you damned pussies." Harry said and went to grab it back from Ron.

Hermione stared Harry down with an "oh-no-you-just-didn't" sort of look. She picked the bowl from Harry. Then glanced at Ron and Harry's opened- mouthed faces and lit it up, taking a considerable pull off it.

She stood there, holding in her smoke. A few seconds passed, Ron and Harry stared in anticipation at her. Hermione was now blowing perfect smoke rings, which danced above Harry's head.

Ron looked absolutely astounded. "WICKED!" he said.

Ron, now thoroughly convinced, grabbed the swirling wonder, "Aurora" as Harry called it, and put it to his mouth, before noticing the absence of a lighter.

"EnFlamo" shouted Hermione, and held her wand, now equipped with a flaming end, close to the bowl.

"Breath in Ron" directed Harry. After a few seconds Ron started to cough and choke trying to breathe and speak. "That was bloody awesome!!"

Hermione said "You two are such armatures!" They all began to giggle. Ron looked as though he were floating. "Wow" was all he could say.

Hermione looked at Harry "Hagrid hooked you up, didn't he?" Harry started to "Gimp" out at the thought of Hermione buying pot from Hagrid and the thought of her smoking pot.

Harry finally calmed himself, "Yeah" he replied. He took another hit off the bowl" Ron eagerly accepted the bowl from Harry. "HEY, HEY! Don't mess up the bloody rotation" Hermione added.

Hermione took the biggest hit off it, Ron and Harry were shocked that this girl was no amateur. As she exhaled using her nose, Ron piped up "She looks like a dragon, man. Like the ones my brother trains"

Chapter 2. "New Awakening"

Hours had passed. Dinner was now available in the Great Hall.

"Oh shit!" Hermione said. "Yeah I hear you there, we smoked my entire bag of weed!" Harry interrupted. They were really stoned. 5 minutes later, Hermione finally remembering what she was going to say looked at Ron and Harry and said "You guys realize we didn't make it to any of our classes today? Ah fuck it lets go eat."

They sat down at the Gryffindor table along side with Ginny and Neville. There was a discussion about the upcoming absence of Dumbledore.

Harry, Ron and Hermione's high had gone down during the meal.

"Where the heck were you three? Professor Snape was bloody angry with you three for skipping out on Potions advanced" Neville stated.

Hermione replied "I could care less, Snape is a silly fag anyway." Harry and Ron looked surprised at Hermione's new behavior. "You loosened up, Hermione." Said Ron.

After dinner Harry suggested a visit to Hagrids.

"I don't know Harry, were not to go out after hours. we could get caught" Ron warned. "We'll have to bring the invisibility cloak" said Harry. "Right!" Hermione exclaimed.

Harry waited until all the other students cleared out of the Great Hall and then ran up the staircase to the portrait whom at the time wasn't there.

"What's this shit??" asked Harry. "Where's the bitch at?" Just then the background of the Fat Lady's portrait became clouded with smoke and the Fat Lady appeared from the bottom of the frame.

"P-p-assword?" she coughed.

"TetrisAcidis" giggled Harry.

The portrait swung forward and Harry stepped into the Gryffindor Common Room. Harry came down from his dormitory with the cloak and the Marauders map in hand. He found Ron and Hermione waiting for him.

Looking on the Marauders map they could see the teachers were all in their offices except Filtch and his bitch cat Mrs. Norris.

The three made their way to the castle grounds, across the lawn to Hagrids hut. Harry knocked three times at Hagrids door. The roars of Fang's bark came from within along with great thundering coughs.

"Wait jus' er minute. Shut up ther' fang!" The door opened and Hagrid stood there looking around for someone " 'ello?!"

"It's us" Hermione said, while pulling the cloak off Ron, Harry and her self.

"Oh 'eh ther'" Hagrid replied. "Come on in" he added.

Harry, Ron and Hermione eagerly went into his hut. They sat down while he served up some tea.

"Hagrid, I need a favor" But before Harry could say anymore Hagrid cut him off. " 'er want in' some more eh?, I can hook ya' up. 'er all wan to toke some?"

Hermione said "First things first, I'm sick of all guys. I'll be right back" Grabbing the Cloak and the Marauders map running out hastily.

She returned with Ginny a fellow Gryffindor. Harry was shocked that Hermione brought Ginny with. Hagrid was all about it, and said "I started getting' tired of smoking by 'me self" Hagrid broke out his bong. It was 3feet tall, with an animated picture of Buckbeak flying around when it fills with smoke.

Hermione was first to hit it, she hit it like a pro. Hagrid was next, then Ron, and then Harry. Ginny got up and sat on Harry's lap while he was hitting the bong. He was startled, yet turned on. He then looked deep into her eyes and shot gunned the hit with her, majority of smoke wouldn't go in her mouth and down her lungs cause there was so much. What did go in was a decent amount, she exhaled and kissed him gently for a second or two.

Ron was high already Hermione laughed at him. Ron worked up the balls to sit by Hermione and start being all flirty. She shut him down by sliding over and started to talk about her boyfriend in the U.S, Ron was too high to care.

Later that eve, they all returned to the back to the common room, all red- eyed and stoned. Harry had bought an 8th of Hagrids best weed, Hermione decided she should buy some too. Hermione's bag was fatter, and looked better than Harry's bag. "What the bloody hell? He told me that's his best weed. Yours is fatter and way better" Harry said angrily.

"Well I've been buying from him since beginning of last year, makes me more likely to receive better weed. Hey tomorrow, before Herbology, we can match a bowl and you can see my pipe." Hermione said.

Harry went up stairs and so did Hermione and Ginny. Ron on the other hand, he passed out in a chair with his hand in his pants.