I know these are short chapters but I haven't had time to really make a full chapter. I'll try to make frequent updates, though, so it seems longer. Thanks for reading and reviewing. This story still has a few twists and turns to keep you interested (I hope) so don't expect a completely cliche plot... Enjoy!
"What???" Eugene exclaimed.
"You know…it's a play on words for: I Sure Pimp A Lot…" Ron reasoned.
"I don't know Ron…"
"Trust me," he assured Eugene. "You want Kim to like you, right?"
'Usher' nodded.
"Good. There's no way a girl can resist being at least a little attracted to a guy with a cool name."
"Sure…" Usher was starting to have second thoughts about letting Ron give him a makeover.
"Okay," Ron continued. "Next lesson in Ron's School of Pimpin' and Stuntin'-"
"School of what???" Usher shook his head confusedly. "Ron…how can I ever look cool around Kim if I don't even know what all these words mean??"
Ron gracefully placed his hands together and bowed as if he was a sensei. "Don't worry young Usher son. The art of the Playa comes slowly, but you will one day master these methods."
"…What?"
Ron groaned and slapped his forehead. This was gonna take a while…
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The rest of the day passed by until Ron could stay at Usher's house no longer. It was already 10 o'clock, and they had been working for four and a half hours straight. Ron rubbed his eyes and glanced at the clock on Usher's computer.
"I gotta go now, Usher. Good job, today." He patted Usher on the shoulder. "You're a faster learner than I thought."
"I wasn't on the National Honor Roll for being lazy," he joked.
Ron chuckled and took a good look at Usher. "I would've never guessed that you had all these cool clothes and you've never worn them…"
Usher grinned and opened his bedroom door for Ron.
"Okay, Ron. Tomorrow's the big day. I'll call Kim as soon as I can to tell her."
"Yeah," Ron agreed. "Everyone knows that Friday and Saturday are the perfect days for dates. What were you thinking when you told Kim: Sunday???"
"I don't know…heh…alright. Later." Usher waved.
"Later, Ush."
The door shut and Ron turned made his way down the hall. He had a great feeling inside of him that he had finally helped someone without Kim's help…ironic that he was helping Kim in the process. Just when Ron reached for the front doorknob, a blonde girl in a blue dress stepped in front of him. She had a grin on her face.
"Uh…excuse me but-"
It took a few seconds but Ron recognized her as Justine Flanners (Kim's one-time science partner).
"-oh. I know you. You're Justine aren't you?"
She smiled and backed Ron into the wall, uncomfortably for him. He tried to push her away but to no avail.
"Heyy Ronnn…you're Kim's friend aren't you?"
"Um…yeah. Are you Eugene's sister?"
"Kinda…my parents adopted him so he's actually the same age as me…but enough about me. What about you?"
Ron started to sweat. She wasn't the ugliest person he'd ever seen, but she certainly wasn't the most attractive either…
"…What do you mean?"
"Look," she said while touching his shoulders. He shrugged it off. "I know you might've heard that I'm a real science wiz…but I got my wild side, too."
"…What does this have to do with anything?"
"Kim told me you were cute but…*purrrr* You are GORGEOUS."
Ron blushed and reached for the doorknob behind his back.
He stopped. "Wait. Did Kim really call me cute?"
"Well she said you were-" Justine paused when she saw how attentive Ron was when she was talking about Kim. "Forget about Kim. What about us??"
"I barely know you!"
"We don't have to know each other! This is love at first sight!"
Justine closed her face in on Ron's.
"Please don't hurt me! I'm a minor!"
He put up his hands and arms in front of his face and closed his eyes. Justine gave him a questionable look.
"Hey…Ron," she tapped his shoulder. He didn't budge. "Ron…RON…Ron!!"
He slowly looked up and whimpered.
"Jeez, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm here to serve…" she glanced into his eyes in a dreamy state. Ron could tell this wasn't the same Justine that Kim had told him about. She was head over heals for him…and he just met her!
"Uhh…yeeah…I'ma go now…" Ron slid his feet toward the door, but Justine let him go.
"Until next time then…" she batted her eyelashes and Ron slammed the door in fear.
'Well……that was weird.'
Ron checked his pockets to make sure Rufus was there (he was sleeping) and made his way home. Today was…interesting (and this coming from a guy who helps save the world on a regular basis). Ron could tell tomorrow was going to get even stranger…
"What???" Eugene exclaimed.
"You know…it's a play on words for: I Sure Pimp A Lot…" Ron reasoned.
"I don't know Ron…"
"Trust me," he assured Eugene. "You want Kim to like you, right?"
'Usher' nodded.
"Good. There's no way a girl can resist being at least a little attracted to a guy with a cool name."
"Sure…" Usher was starting to have second thoughts about letting Ron give him a makeover.
"Okay," Ron continued. "Next lesson in Ron's School of Pimpin' and Stuntin'-"
"School of what???" Usher shook his head confusedly. "Ron…how can I ever look cool around Kim if I don't even know what all these words mean??"
Ron gracefully placed his hands together and bowed as if he was a sensei. "Don't worry young Usher son. The art of the Playa comes slowly, but you will one day master these methods."
"…What?"
Ron groaned and slapped his forehead. This was gonna take a while…
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The rest of the day passed by until Ron could stay at Usher's house no longer. It was already 10 o'clock, and they had been working for four and a half hours straight. Ron rubbed his eyes and glanced at the clock on Usher's computer.
"I gotta go now, Usher. Good job, today." He patted Usher on the shoulder. "You're a faster learner than I thought."
"I wasn't on the National Honor Roll for being lazy," he joked.
Ron chuckled and took a good look at Usher. "I would've never guessed that you had all these cool clothes and you've never worn them…"
Usher grinned and opened his bedroom door for Ron.
"Okay, Ron. Tomorrow's the big day. I'll call Kim as soon as I can to tell her."
"Yeah," Ron agreed. "Everyone knows that Friday and Saturday are the perfect days for dates. What were you thinking when you told Kim: Sunday???"
"I don't know…heh…alright. Later." Usher waved.
"Later, Ush."
The door shut and Ron turned made his way down the hall. He had a great feeling inside of him that he had finally helped someone without Kim's help…ironic that he was helping Kim in the process. Just when Ron reached for the front doorknob, a blonde girl in a blue dress stepped in front of him. She had a grin on her face.
"Uh…excuse me but-"
It took a few seconds but Ron recognized her as Justine Flanners (Kim's one-time science partner).
"-oh. I know you. You're Justine aren't you?"
She smiled and backed Ron into the wall, uncomfortably for him. He tried to push her away but to no avail.
"Heyy Ronnn…you're Kim's friend aren't you?"
"Um…yeah. Are you Eugene's sister?"
"Kinda…my parents adopted him so he's actually the same age as me…but enough about me. What about you?"
Ron started to sweat. She wasn't the ugliest person he'd ever seen, but she certainly wasn't the most attractive either…
"…What do you mean?"
"Look," she said while touching his shoulders. He shrugged it off. "I know you might've heard that I'm a real science wiz…but I got my wild side, too."
"…What does this have to do with anything?"
"Kim told me you were cute but…*purrrr* You are GORGEOUS."
Ron blushed and reached for the doorknob behind his back.
He stopped. "Wait. Did Kim really call me cute?"
"Well she said you were-" Justine paused when she saw how attentive Ron was when she was talking about Kim. "Forget about Kim. What about us??"
"I barely know you!"
"We don't have to know each other! This is love at first sight!"
Justine closed her face in on Ron's.
"Please don't hurt me! I'm a minor!"
He put up his hands and arms in front of his face and closed his eyes. Justine gave him a questionable look.
"Hey…Ron," she tapped his shoulder. He didn't budge. "Ron…RON…Ron!!"
He slowly looked up and whimpered.
"Jeez, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm here to serve…" she glanced into his eyes in a dreamy state. Ron could tell this wasn't the same Justine that Kim had told him about. She was head over heals for him…and he just met her!
"Uhh…yeeah…I'ma go now…" Ron slid his feet toward the door, but Justine let him go.
"Until next time then…" she batted her eyelashes and Ron slammed the door in fear.
'Well……that was weird.'
Ron checked his pockets to make sure Rufus was there (he was sleeping) and made his way home. Today was…interesting (and this coming from a guy who helps save the world on a regular basis). Ron could tell tomorrow was going to get even stranger…