Yeah, I know who Cena is. He's one of the best wrestler on Smackdown! Glad to know there's another WWE fan reading my stories. Longest chapter yet. Enjoy!
About half-way through the movie, Kim felt something touch her shoulder very lightly. She turned her head to see Usher's arm lightly placed around her shoulder. Kim blushed but decided that it wasn't that big of a deal so she let his hand stay. Little did she know that Usher had been planning to make a move ever since the opening credits were being rolled. He silently gave himself a pat on the back and wiped the sweat off his face with his unoccupied hand. Then a realization hit him on the head. He sniffed…
'Dang, she smells GOOD…'
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Ron eyed Usher hatefully as he watched him place his arm around Kim's shoulder. What got to him was that Kim didn't even seem to mind it. Ron could've sworn that Kim even tilted her head toward Usher's shoulder to "snuggle up." Ron silently squeezed his soda, imagining that it was Usher's arm. He couldn't stand the sight. But he kept squeezing…and squeezing…
*POP*
"Aw man!" Ron yelled, brushing the wet soda off his pants.
"SHHHHHHH!!!" the whole crowd yelled back.
"Sorry!"
"SHHHHHHH!!!"
Ron turned to look at the people shushing him. Usher didn't turn around (thankfully) but something else caught his eye.
"BONNIE!?!"
"SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Bonnie gave Ron a smug smile and waved at him mockingly.
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Kim swung around in panic at the mention of Bonnie's name. She hoped and prayed that Ron was just seeing things but sure enough, there was Bonnie. What's worse, she was only a few seats away from them! Kim ducked under her seat to hide.
"What're you doing?" Usher asked his date.
"Nothing. Just…looking for gum?"
Usher gave her a weird look. "Uhh…I have some FRESH gum if you want…"
"No. No…it's okay. I like it…slightly used."
Usher then brightened up. "Well we can share MY piece if you want!"
Kim rolled her eyes and smiled back. His pathetic attempts at trying to woo her were kinda cute, in a way…at least he was polite. "No thanks." Her attention immediately went back to Bonnie and Ron…and Justine?
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"Bonnie…what're you doing here???"
"SHHHHHH!!!"
Bonnie motioned for Ron to come over to talk to her so the crowd wouldn't continue to shush them. Justine huffed and folded her arms when Ron failed to acknowledge her.
"What're you doing here???"
"Uh. Watching a movie?"
"But…but…you can't!" Ron sputtered.
"And why not? It's a free country," Bonnie stated in an 'I'm-so-smart-so-leave-me-alone' kind of way.
"But…but…"
"Were you afraid that I was gonna find you and your 'date' here?" she said, pointing to Justine.
"Uhh…"
Bonnie laughed evilly but silently. "Don't worry, I won't make fun of you and your…low expectations…much."
"Hey!" Justine butted in.
Ron had to agree. "Don't talk about her like that!"
"Oooh. Defending your girlfriend? That's so sweet." she smirked then arrogantly turned her attention back to the screen. Ron and Justine both growled until Bonnie spoke up again.
"Is that…KIM???" she said noticing the red head who was acting so strangely in her seat. "Oh my gosh!" She said loudly, proud of her new discovery. "What's she doing on the floor of the theater??? Searching for gum???"
"SHHHHHHHH!!!" the crowd yelled angrily. Kim blushed and tried to hide her face from Bonnie. Usher turned around.
Bonnie continued, "Wait…who's that next to-"
Before she could finish, Ron did the only thing he could think of to take Bonnie's attention away from Kim and Usher. He took her by the shoulders and aggressively shoved his tongue into her oh-so-sweet mouth. Ron grinned from the inside, at the thought of him kissing Bonnie Rockwaller. Kim, Usher, Justine, Rufus, the Tweebs, and the rest of the crowd all looked on in shock.
The most surprising thing of the night happened when Ron realized that Bonnie was actually kissing back! Their tongue's started to swirl in each other's mouths passionately. Someone in the crowd of people whistled loudly and a few "oohs" were heard. The kiss lasted over five full seconds before Bonnie finally shoved him away and tried to play it off like it was all Ron's doings.
"GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!!!!!" Bonnie wiped what remained from Ron's mouth off her lips.
Ron gawked at her attractive body and face in a daze. She wasn't as genuinely beautiful as Kim, but she was pretty nonetheless. He had succeeded in taking Bonnie's eyes off Kim but never in his wildest imagination did he ever think that Bonnie would kiss him back. Of course, he knew she would never admit it.
"Ron?? Is that you???" Usher spoke up from his seat.
That brought Ron back down to earth.
"Um…hey Usher!" he waved.
"What're you doing here? You knew that I was on a date with…you know…" he quietly motioned toward Kim, who was still under her seat. A few more whistles and "oohs" were heard. Kim slapped her forehead and covered her eyes. She would've given anything to be anywhere but there.
"Well, I was…" Ron looked back. "Jim??? Tim??? …Rufus???"
The three waved back sheepishly.
"Hey Ron," Jim started.
"It's not like we're spying on you or anything…" Tim said.
"Uh-huh," Rufus added.
"Who ELSE is here???" Ron yelled.
"Actually…" a new voice spoke up. Monique raised her hand. She was only a few rows in front of Kim.
"HELLO!? Have you all forgotten about me???" Bonnie shouted. The crowd looked back at Bonnie. This was better than any three-star movie that they were watching…
"Hey Bonnie…sorry 'bout that…" Ron said, referring to the kiss.
"SORRY??? What, did you TRIP and ACCIDENTLY plant your disgusting lips on my mouth???"
A random member of the audience yelled back, "Well you could've pushed him away earlier! It looked like you enjoyed it!"
A lot "oohs" and whistling soon spread throughout the theater. Bonnie blushed furiously, trying to deny that…secretly, maybe she DID have a thing for Ron. Now wasn't the time to admit that, though.
"SHUT UP!! He grabbed me too tight to push away!!"
"Yeah right!" someone else shouted back. More "oohs." Ron was satisfied that Bonnie had momentarily forgot about Kim, but if they stayed any longer, he was sure she would've brought it up again. So he pointed to Bonnie, trying to embarrass the egotistical cheerleader even more.
"That's right people!!" he announced. "Me and Bon-Bon, over here, are going steady!! She's my little sex kitten and I love he SOO much and she loves me back!!"
The murmured "oohs" exploded into a hooting "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!" from the whole crowd, minus the students from Middleton High and Jim, Tim, and Rufus.
Bonnie's face almost completely flushed a dark red color as she made her way down the theater steps, to the exit door.
"Later honey!! See-ya at school!"
The crowd sat back down, satisfied from the show, until Justine started yelling at Ron.
"RON!!! This was supposed to be OUR date but all you've been doing this whole time is staring at Kim and kissing that girl over there!!!!!"
The crowd stood up, hooting and howling loudly, even exchanging high fives. Both Kim and Ron turned a color similar to what Bonnie was just a few moments ago. Monique, the Tweebs, and Rufus all covered their eyes, afraid to look.
"Justine…I…"
But before he could finish, she stormed down the steps, following Bonnie's footsteps, and slammed the door.
"It's all good, playa! That other girl looked better anyway!" another rowdy audience member shouted. Again, the theater exploded in laughter. It took a few minutes for them to calm down but soon everybody was back into their seats to watch the remainder of the movie.
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"Kim," Usher started.
"…Yeah?" Kim said, slowly returning to her seat.
"Do you mind if I still put my hand around your shoulder?"
Kim stayed silent but then smiled. He was so sweet. For someone she didn't 'like' he sure was charming. "No. Go ahead…"
Even with Usher feeling on her shoulder, one thought couldn't get out of Kim's head. When Ron and Bonnie kissed a few minutes ago…why did she get the feeling that it made her a bit…jealous? It was only Ron…and Bonnie…but she hated the thought. Ron was only trying to take attention away from her, though…who cares! He shouldn't have done THAT. Just then an idea popped into her head…
'Hmmm…'
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Ron growled again at the sight of Usher's arm around Kim's shoulder. That's what started this whole thing…and it was still happening!
"Ron."
"Huh?" Ron turned to see Monique sitting next to him.
"I know that must've been embarrassing for you but…you gotta admit, you're STILL staring at Kim."
"Well…she…I was just…she asked me to keep anyone from knowing that she went on a date with Eugene and-"
"Hold up!" Monique stopped him. "That's Eugene sitting right next to Kim???"
"And putting his arm around her, too," Ron added, scowling at his one-time student.
"Dang! I barely even recognized him!"
"I know, we-"
"Hello!" Rufus squeaked, unintentionally butting into their conversation.
"Rufus! What're you guys doing here???"
Jim and Tim scratched their heads, trying to pull out an answer. "Uhhh…"
"Never mind. Just…" Ron stopped. His jaw practically dropped to the floor.
"Just what?" Monique asked. "Ron, what were you-" She slapped a hand over her mouth. The Tweebs and Rufus noticed it, too.
Kim and Usher, only a few feet in front of them, had quit paying attention to the movie and were making out in each other's arms…and Ron could see Kim was enjoying it…
About half-way through the movie, Kim felt something touch her shoulder very lightly. She turned her head to see Usher's arm lightly placed around her shoulder. Kim blushed but decided that it wasn't that big of a deal so she let his hand stay. Little did she know that Usher had been planning to make a move ever since the opening credits were being rolled. He silently gave himself a pat on the back and wiped the sweat off his face with his unoccupied hand. Then a realization hit him on the head. He sniffed…
'Dang, she smells GOOD…'
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Ron eyed Usher hatefully as he watched him place his arm around Kim's shoulder. What got to him was that Kim didn't even seem to mind it. Ron could've sworn that Kim even tilted her head toward Usher's shoulder to "snuggle up." Ron silently squeezed his soda, imagining that it was Usher's arm. He couldn't stand the sight. But he kept squeezing…and squeezing…
*POP*
"Aw man!" Ron yelled, brushing the wet soda off his pants.
"SHHHHHHH!!!" the whole crowd yelled back.
"Sorry!"
"SHHHHHHH!!!"
Ron turned to look at the people shushing him. Usher didn't turn around (thankfully) but something else caught his eye.
"BONNIE!?!"
"SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Bonnie gave Ron a smug smile and waved at him mockingly.
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Kim swung around in panic at the mention of Bonnie's name. She hoped and prayed that Ron was just seeing things but sure enough, there was Bonnie. What's worse, she was only a few seats away from them! Kim ducked under her seat to hide.
"What're you doing?" Usher asked his date.
"Nothing. Just…looking for gum?"
Usher gave her a weird look. "Uhh…I have some FRESH gum if you want…"
"No. No…it's okay. I like it…slightly used."
Usher then brightened up. "Well we can share MY piece if you want!"
Kim rolled her eyes and smiled back. His pathetic attempts at trying to woo her were kinda cute, in a way…at least he was polite. "No thanks." Her attention immediately went back to Bonnie and Ron…and Justine?
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"Bonnie…what're you doing here???"
"SHHHHHH!!!"
Bonnie motioned for Ron to come over to talk to her so the crowd wouldn't continue to shush them. Justine huffed and folded her arms when Ron failed to acknowledge her.
"What're you doing here???"
"Uh. Watching a movie?"
"But…but…you can't!" Ron sputtered.
"And why not? It's a free country," Bonnie stated in an 'I'm-so-smart-so-leave-me-alone' kind of way.
"But…but…"
"Were you afraid that I was gonna find you and your 'date' here?" she said, pointing to Justine.
"Uhh…"
Bonnie laughed evilly but silently. "Don't worry, I won't make fun of you and your…low expectations…much."
"Hey!" Justine butted in.
Ron had to agree. "Don't talk about her like that!"
"Oooh. Defending your girlfriend? That's so sweet." she smirked then arrogantly turned her attention back to the screen. Ron and Justine both growled until Bonnie spoke up again.
"Is that…KIM???" she said noticing the red head who was acting so strangely in her seat. "Oh my gosh!" She said loudly, proud of her new discovery. "What's she doing on the floor of the theater??? Searching for gum???"
"SHHHHHHHH!!!" the crowd yelled angrily. Kim blushed and tried to hide her face from Bonnie. Usher turned around.
Bonnie continued, "Wait…who's that next to-"
Before she could finish, Ron did the only thing he could think of to take Bonnie's attention away from Kim and Usher. He took her by the shoulders and aggressively shoved his tongue into her oh-so-sweet mouth. Ron grinned from the inside, at the thought of him kissing Bonnie Rockwaller. Kim, Usher, Justine, Rufus, the Tweebs, and the rest of the crowd all looked on in shock.
The most surprising thing of the night happened when Ron realized that Bonnie was actually kissing back! Their tongue's started to swirl in each other's mouths passionately. Someone in the crowd of people whistled loudly and a few "oohs" were heard. The kiss lasted over five full seconds before Bonnie finally shoved him away and tried to play it off like it was all Ron's doings.
"GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!!!!!" Bonnie wiped what remained from Ron's mouth off her lips.
Ron gawked at her attractive body and face in a daze. She wasn't as genuinely beautiful as Kim, but she was pretty nonetheless. He had succeeded in taking Bonnie's eyes off Kim but never in his wildest imagination did he ever think that Bonnie would kiss him back. Of course, he knew she would never admit it.
"Ron?? Is that you???" Usher spoke up from his seat.
That brought Ron back down to earth.
"Um…hey Usher!" he waved.
"What're you doing here? You knew that I was on a date with…you know…" he quietly motioned toward Kim, who was still under her seat. A few more whistles and "oohs" were heard. Kim slapped her forehead and covered her eyes. She would've given anything to be anywhere but there.
"Well, I was…" Ron looked back. "Jim??? Tim??? …Rufus???"
The three waved back sheepishly.
"Hey Ron," Jim started.
"It's not like we're spying on you or anything…" Tim said.
"Uh-huh," Rufus added.
"Who ELSE is here???" Ron yelled.
"Actually…" a new voice spoke up. Monique raised her hand. She was only a few rows in front of Kim.
"HELLO!? Have you all forgotten about me???" Bonnie shouted. The crowd looked back at Bonnie. This was better than any three-star movie that they were watching…
"Hey Bonnie…sorry 'bout that…" Ron said, referring to the kiss.
"SORRY??? What, did you TRIP and ACCIDENTLY plant your disgusting lips on my mouth???"
A random member of the audience yelled back, "Well you could've pushed him away earlier! It looked like you enjoyed it!"
A lot "oohs" and whistling soon spread throughout the theater. Bonnie blushed furiously, trying to deny that…secretly, maybe she DID have a thing for Ron. Now wasn't the time to admit that, though.
"SHUT UP!! He grabbed me too tight to push away!!"
"Yeah right!" someone else shouted back. More "oohs." Ron was satisfied that Bonnie had momentarily forgot about Kim, but if they stayed any longer, he was sure she would've brought it up again. So he pointed to Bonnie, trying to embarrass the egotistical cheerleader even more.
"That's right people!!" he announced. "Me and Bon-Bon, over here, are going steady!! She's my little sex kitten and I love he SOO much and she loves me back!!"
The murmured "oohs" exploded into a hooting "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!" from the whole crowd, minus the students from Middleton High and Jim, Tim, and Rufus.
Bonnie's face almost completely flushed a dark red color as she made her way down the theater steps, to the exit door.
"Later honey!! See-ya at school!"
The crowd sat back down, satisfied from the show, until Justine started yelling at Ron.
"RON!!! This was supposed to be OUR date but all you've been doing this whole time is staring at Kim and kissing that girl over there!!!!!"
The crowd stood up, hooting and howling loudly, even exchanging high fives. Both Kim and Ron turned a color similar to what Bonnie was just a few moments ago. Monique, the Tweebs, and Rufus all covered their eyes, afraid to look.
"Justine…I…"
But before he could finish, she stormed down the steps, following Bonnie's footsteps, and slammed the door.
"It's all good, playa! That other girl looked better anyway!" another rowdy audience member shouted. Again, the theater exploded in laughter. It took a few minutes for them to calm down but soon everybody was back into their seats to watch the remainder of the movie.
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"Kim," Usher started.
"…Yeah?" Kim said, slowly returning to her seat.
"Do you mind if I still put my hand around your shoulder?"
Kim stayed silent but then smiled. He was so sweet. For someone she didn't 'like' he sure was charming. "No. Go ahead…"
Even with Usher feeling on her shoulder, one thought couldn't get out of Kim's head. When Ron and Bonnie kissed a few minutes ago…why did she get the feeling that it made her a bit…jealous? It was only Ron…and Bonnie…but she hated the thought. Ron was only trying to take attention away from her, though…who cares! He shouldn't have done THAT. Just then an idea popped into her head…
'Hmmm…'
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Ron growled again at the sight of Usher's arm around Kim's shoulder. That's what started this whole thing…and it was still happening!
"Ron."
"Huh?" Ron turned to see Monique sitting next to him.
"I know that must've been embarrassing for you but…you gotta admit, you're STILL staring at Kim."
"Well…she…I was just…she asked me to keep anyone from knowing that she went on a date with Eugene and-"
"Hold up!" Monique stopped him. "That's Eugene sitting right next to Kim???"
"And putting his arm around her, too," Ron added, scowling at his one-time student.
"Dang! I barely even recognized him!"
"I know, we-"
"Hello!" Rufus squeaked, unintentionally butting into their conversation.
"Rufus! What're you guys doing here???"
Jim and Tim scratched their heads, trying to pull out an answer. "Uhhh…"
"Never mind. Just…" Ron stopped. His jaw practically dropped to the floor.
"Just what?" Monique asked. "Ron, what were you-" She slapped a hand over her mouth. The Tweebs and Rufus noticed it, too.
Kim and Usher, only a few feet in front of them, had quit paying attention to the movie and were making out in each other's arms…and Ron could see Kim was enjoying it…