"What…what…"
Kim and Usher finally separated their lips from each other, a seductive smile on Kim's face and an awkward shock on Usher's. Ron couldn't believe what he just saw his best friend do. He'd heard Kim talk about Josh kissing her on the night of their date, he remembered the night when Kim kissed him under the mistletoe, and he could recall a few times in grade school when Kim kissed a few other boys but those were all…small time compared to this. Her lips glistened in the light emitted by the movie screen, no doubt still wet from Usher's saliva.
"Ewww!" the Tweebs looked to Ron and Monique with grossed out faces.
Rufus agreed. "Mmhm. Mmhm. Uch!"
"Dang," was all Monique could say. For a second, she thought she saw Kim look back at them, but Kim soon turned away when she saw the look of awe on their faces.
"Wow Kim…" Usher touched his bottom lip to make sure he wasn't dreaming. When he felt the wetness still on his lip his heart practically jumped out of his chest. "That was…that was…amazing…"
"No. YOU'RE amazing…" Kim batted her eyelashes at Usher suggestively. She felt like a total slut doing it but hey…at least it caught the attention of a certain boy… "Um…Usher…do you mind if we…"
Usher waited for her to finish, but when she didn't, he got the hint and nodded emphatically. Kim looked back once again before she went in for another lip lock. It was as if Ron's heart had been stabbed twice.
"Wait…Kim…"
Monique gently touched Ron's shoulder.
"Tell me the truth Ron. What's up with you and Kim?"
"I…I…" Ron stuttered. "It's not that I LIKE her or anything. It's just…I've never seen her…KISS someone like that. Considering how bon-diggity fine she is, I knew it'd happen some day but I never thought it'd make me so…so…"
"Jealous?"
"No! Not jealous………"
"……Then what?"
Ron looked to her, confused. "I dunno…it's just weird seeing your best friend in a lip lock with some…GUY."
This time, it was Monique who put her hands on her hips. "So you're saying you'd rather see Kim kissing another girl?"
"No…"
Monique smirked. "Jeez Ron. I never knew you dreamed about Kim like that."
"No! I told you, it's not like that! I just don't wanna see Kim with some…NERD!"
Monique took a good look at Ron before responding. "Well for a nerd, he sure knows how to work it. He got a date and a kiss with the head cheerleader. While you…you got nothing but a fake kiss and a public diss from Justine," she teased.
"Monique…"
She could tell that Ron wasn't in the mood so she apologized and put her arm around him. "Look at it this way. You don't have a girlfriend but most of the girls that you DO know are knock-outs. I'm sure you can find ONE of them to go on a date with you…just don't ask me, okay?"
Ron sighed. "It's not about…Monique…you just don't get it…I just feel uncomfortable seeing Kim kiss another guy."
"So we're back to this again? Why don't you just SAY it? YOU LIKE KIM."
"I SO do not like Kim!" he yelled back.
"YES YOU DO. It's SO obvious! You're just jealous that Eugene's getting the sugar that you want so bad!"
Ron had to take a minute to realize Monique's crude remark before he shook his head and argued back. "Well if I really liked Kim then would I do THIS???"
"Boy, what're you-"
Before Monique could finish, Ron took hold of her shoulders and thrust her toward his own body before sticking his tongue as far as he could into Monique's throat, in way similar to Bonnie. He released after a second or two. Kim eyed them from her seat.
"*cough*cough*" The dark African-American girl wiped her lips clean before she grabbed Ron by the shoulders and pulled him toward HER face this time. Ron was about to pucker up until he realized that Monique wasn't looking for a kiss.
"RON…DON'T…EVER…DO THAT…AGAIN…" She pushed him away.
"Heh. Sorry Monique. But do you get my point?"
"Yeah. You REALLY like Kim."
"WHAT???" Ron glared at Monique and slumped back into his seat.
Ron and Monique avoided eye contact for a couple of seconds but Rufus tugged on her skirt and pleaded for her to reason with Ron.
"*sigh*" Monique's lips curved into a smile. "Sorry Ron. Don't take it so personally…you know…just for your own amusement…between you and me…you're a pretty good kisser."
Ron's head shot up. "Really??"
"Yeah but don't be getting any ideas. I'm not your girl," she joked.
Both of them laughed. The Tweebs kept their eyes closed while Rufus scurried into Ron's pocket for a nap and Kim gave them both cold stares…
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"Something wrong Kim?" Usher asked affectionately. He was still in his own little dream world after TWO kisses from the perfect cheerleader/hero.
"No," Kim responded, turning back to her date. "Nothing…"
"Good 'cus-"
Loud music began to play through the surround sound speakers of the theater and the room brightened as the crowd started to get up from their seats.
"-the movie's over."
"Really? Well…that's okay." Kim shot one last glare at Ron and Monique, who were both suspiciously watching her at the same time, then nuzzled her head into Usher abnormally skinny chest. Ron took offense to this.
"Oh I see now…it's on! C'mon Monique! Let's follow them!"
"Uhh sorry Ron," she pulled away. "I can see what you're trying to do and I'm not gonna be the one to 'out do' Kim and her date. Find yourself some other desperate girl 'cus I'm not it."
Ron groaned but let go of Monique. "Well…can we follow her anyway? You know…just to make sure…she doesn't do anything stupid."
"Well…"
"I SWEAR I won't get with 5 inches of your face."
"…Fine."
"Cool. Let's go-"
"Ron!"
"What?"
"What about us?" the Tweebs asked.
"Uh…um…well…I guess you can come, too."
"Hoosha!" they congratulated each other with high fives.
Ron raised an eyebrow. "I thought you guys didn't like this kind of mushy stuff."
"Yeah but Kim will learn to regret this date one day and-"
"-we'll be right there to black mail her!"
Ron sighed. "Fine. Let's go."
The four (and Rufus) made their way to the exit to follow in Kim's foot steps. A slight amount of guilt filled all of their minds but they soon forgot about it when Kim was in sight, holding Usher's hand in front of the candy shop…just then, a thought entered his mind...
'I just realized...other than that one from Kim, I got my first two kisses today! Boo-ya baby!'
"Ron, I see that smirk on your face. Quit staring at me," Monique informed him.
'Hehehe...'
Kim and Usher finally separated their lips from each other, a seductive smile on Kim's face and an awkward shock on Usher's. Ron couldn't believe what he just saw his best friend do. He'd heard Kim talk about Josh kissing her on the night of their date, he remembered the night when Kim kissed him under the mistletoe, and he could recall a few times in grade school when Kim kissed a few other boys but those were all…small time compared to this. Her lips glistened in the light emitted by the movie screen, no doubt still wet from Usher's saliva.
"Ewww!" the Tweebs looked to Ron and Monique with grossed out faces.
Rufus agreed. "Mmhm. Mmhm. Uch!"
"Dang," was all Monique could say. For a second, she thought she saw Kim look back at them, but Kim soon turned away when she saw the look of awe on their faces.
"Wow Kim…" Usher touched his bottom lip to make sure he wasn't dreaming. When he felt the wetness still on his lip his heart practically jumped out of his chest. "That was…that was…amazing…"
"No. YOU'RE amazing…" Kim batted her eyelashes at Usher suggestively. She felt like a total slut doing it but hey…at least it caught the attention of a certain boy… "Um…Usher…do you mind if we…"
Usher waited for her to finish, but when she didn't, he got the hint and nodded emphatically. Kim looked back once again before she went in for another lip lock. It was as if Ron's heart had been stabbed twice.
"Wait…Kim…"
Monique gently touched Ron's shoulder.
"Tell me the truth Ron. What's up with you and Kim?"
"I…I…" Ron stuttered. "It's not that I LIKE her or anything. It's just…I've never seen her…KISS someone like that. Considering how bon-diggity fine she is, I knew it'd happen some day but I never thought it'd make me so…so…"
"Jealous?"
"No! Not jealous………"
"……Then what?"
Ron looked to her, confused. "I dunno…it's just weird seeing your best friend in a lip lock with some…GUY."
This time, it was Monique who put her hands on her hips. "So you're saying you'd rather see Kim kissing another girl?"
"No…"
Monique smirked. "Jeez Ron. I never knew you dreamed about Kim like that."
"No! I told you, it's not like that! I just don't wanna see Kim with some…NERD!"
Monique took a good look at Ron before responding. "Well for a nerd, he sure knows how to work it. He got a date and a kiss with the head cheerleader. While you…you got nothing but a fake kiss and a public diss from Justine," she teased.
"Monique…"
She could tell that Ron wasn't in the mood so she apologized and put her arm around him. "Look at it this way. You don't have a girlfriend but most of the girls that you DO know are knock-outs. I'm sure you can find ONE of them to go on a date with you…just don't ask me, okay?"
Ron sighed. "It's not about…Monique…you just don't get it…I just feel uncomfortable seeing Kim kiss another guy."
"So we're back to this again? Why don't you just SAY it? YOU LIKE KIM."
"I SO do not like Kim!" he yelled back.
"YES YOU DO. It's SO obvious! You're just jealous that Eugene's getting the sugar that you want so bad!"
Ron had to take a minute to realize Monique's crude remark before he shook his head and argued back. "Well if I really liked Kim then would I do THIS???"
"Boy, what're you-"
Before Monique could finish, Ron took hold of her shoulders and thrust her toward his own body before sticking his tongue as far as he could into Monique's throat, in way similar to Bonnie. He released after a second or two. Kim eyed them from her seat.
"*cough*cough*" The dark African-American girl wiped her lips clean before she grabbed Ron by the shoulders and pulled him toward HER face this time. Ron was about to pucker up until he realized that Monique wasn't looking for a kiss.
"RON…DON'T…EVER…DO THAT…AGAIN…" She pushed him away.
"Heh. Sorry Monique. But do you get my point?"
"Yeah. You REALLY like Kim."
"WHAT???" Ron glared at Monique and slumped back into his seat.
Ron and Monique avoided eye contact for a couple of seconds but Rufus tugged on her skirt and pleaded for her to reason with Ron.
"*sigh*" Monique's lips curved into a smile. "Sorry Ron. Don't take it so personally…you know…just for your own amusement…between you and me…you're a pretty good kisser."
Ron's head shot up. "Really??"
"Yeah but don't be getting any ideas. I'm not your girl," she joked.
Both of them laughed. The Tweebs kept their eyes closed while Rufus scurried into Ron's pocket for a nap and Kim gave them both cold stares…
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"Something wrong Kim?" Usher asked affectionately. He was still in his own little dream world after TWO kisses from the perfect cheerleader/hero.
"No," Kim responded, turning back to her date. "Nothing…"
"Good 'cus-"
Loud music began to play through the surround sound speakers of the theater and the room brightened as the crowd started to get up from their seats.
"-the movie's over."
"Really? Well…that's okay." Kim shot one last glare at Ron and Monique, who were both suspiciously watching her at the same time, then nuzzled her head into Usher abnormally skinny chest. Ron took offense to this.
"Oh I see now…it's on! C'mon Monique! Let's follow them!"
"Uhh sorry Ron," she pulled away. "I can see what you're trying to do and I'm not gonna be the one to 'out do' Kim and her date. Find yourself some other desperate girl 'cus I'm not it."
Ron groaned but let go of Monique. "Well…can we follow her anyway? You know…just to make sure…she doesn't do anything stupid."
"Well…"
"I SWEAR I won't get with 5 inches of your face."
"…Fine."
"Cool. Let's go-"
"Ron!"
"What?"
"What about us?" the Tweebs asked.
"Uh…um…well…I guess you can come, too."
"Hoosha!" they congratulated each other with high fives.
Ron raised an eyebrow. "I thought you guys didn't like this kind of mushy stuff."
"Yeah but Kim will learn to regret this date one day and-"
"-we'll be right there to black mail her!"
Ron sighed. "Fine. Let's go."
The four (and Rufus) made their way to the exit to follow in Kim's foot steps. A slight amount of guilt filled all of their minds but they soon forgot about it when Kim was in sight, holding Usher's hand in front of the candy shop…just then, a thought entered his mind...
'I just realized...other than that one from Kim, I got my first two kisses today! Boo-ya baby!'
"Ron, I see that smirk on your face. Quit staring at me," Monique informed him.
'Hehehe...'