Stevie and the gang

Stevie Wonder Belgium (further referred to as Steven, Stevie or SWB: My actual name is Steven, but when I am insulted, I am gaming or I'm on the PC, my identity changes to Stevie Wonder. Steven is a nice, cool guy who likes gaming, making fun with friends and stuff... Stevie Wonder is someone who is a little rude, lightning-fast and VERY good at gaming.

Smashers: And what exactly do we have to do with it?

Steven: You will have to live in MY world.

Smashers: O.

Steven: Everyone of you will be in my class, Link will be my best friend. He's a guy who is easily angered, yet still has a high sense of humour. He's an expert in karate, a black belt. Roy will be another of my friends. He's also in karate, but only a green belt. He's a cool guy, yet a very nice guy. Marth will be the best friend of Roy. He's somewhat weird, but actually it's quite a nice fellow. Jigglypuff will be a complete weirdo, a nerd. He will be very STUPID. Kirby will be a cool fellow who likes trading Fireballs, a very hot type of candy. (I used to do that, but he stole my business). He's (also) a nice guy. Peach will be very arrogant. She will be like: I also did that! We have that too! She will also be the girlfriend of Jigglypuff, although neither of them will admit it. Zelda will be very annoying. Basically, that's all she can be. C. Falcon will be a weirdo, but can also be very annoying in a smart manner. He will be the previous boyfriend of Zelda. Bowser will be another of my friends. He's a total Star-Wars-freak. He's kinda smart. Ganondorf will be our teacher for Dutch (remember, we live in Belgium). He is VERY weird. Catchphrase: Yeeeaaaah, kind of... Mario will be a guy who is sometimes annoying and weird, and sometimes acts surprisingly smart. Luigi will be his best friend and he LOVES to annoy Zelda and her friends. Mr. Game & Watch (further referred to as G&W) will be our teacher for math. He's a very cool, funny and nice guy. Mewtwo will be a friend of Roy. He's kinda smart, but can be annoying. The rest won't be in the story.

The rest: YES!

Smashers: So... That's it?

SWB: Yep.

Link: You filled almost half a chapter with that!

SWB: Yep. Oh, and BTW, all characters are real people with the name of smashers. Except for the fact that what they do didn't really happen. Every chapter starts with me boarding the bus, where C. Falcon sits. After a while, Link boards the bus. At the bus stop, they meet up with Kirby and head for school. They are all 12-13 years old. Now's left for me to remember how a 13-year old kid thinks...

Disclaimer: Who called me disclaimer? What a name... Oh well. Steven does not own anything mentioned in this fic, except for himself.

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Chapter 1: April fools!

Steven: *boarding the bus* Hey, Falcon. How's it going?

C. Falcon: Great! You know what date it is today?

Steven: Errr... 1/4/'04? Hey, it's 1 april today!

C. Falcon: Ganondorf is gonna pay...

Steven: Oh yeah! Did you bring the spikes? I have the Fireball...

C. Falcon: Yep! Ganondorf is so stupid, he'll probably just eat the Fireball right away..

Both: Yeeeaaaahh!

Steven: I wonder if Link brought the Chibi potion...

*Link boards the bus*

Steven: Hey Link, did you bring the Chibi potion?

Link: Yep. Do you guys have the stuff?

Steven: Yep. Does everyone remember the plan? C. Falcon puts the spikes on Ganondorfs chair, I offer him a Fireball, and when it's starting to get hot, he'll probably want to drink something. That's when Link offers him the Chibi potion.

Link: That's it.

*The bus arrives*

*Steven, Falcon and Link get off the bus*

Kirby: You guys brought the stuff?

Steven, Falcon and Link: Yeeeaaaah!!!

All 4: *bursting out laughing*

Kirby: I bought itching powder. I'll put it on those spikes of yours.

Steven: (on the tune of London Bridge is Falling Down) Ganondorf is gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay. Ganondorf is gonna pay. He'll be a Chibi.

Link: Stop acting spastic, Steven.

Steven: *changing in Stevie Wonder*

Stevie: What did you say?

Link: Hey, don't get mad, man. Chill, dude!

Stevie: You better keep that mouth of yours shut!

Link: (black belt, remember) *Gets Stevie in a spectacular grab he can't get out* Shut up yourself, ok?

Stevie: *Changing back to Steven*

Steven: Ok, ok, ok... That hurt, man!

Link: Oh well. Let's just go and kick Ganondorf's ass!

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SWB: Well, that's it for today. Please, review! I need it!