SWB: Hello people. *dry, monotone voice* Only 3 people like this fic. I
might as well get a gun and shoot myself through my head. 3 reviews in 5
chapters is not much. Normal people have 20 reviews by then. On the other
hand, I am not normal... *much more cheery voice* Oh well. Let's get on with...
STEVIE AND THE GANG!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I like the idea of shooting myself through the head... I'm off to a gun store.
SWB: No, wait! Errrrrrrr... I know something! Your contract! You can't commit suicide now! You got a contract running!
Disclaimer: *back with a gun* *shoots through the contract* What contract?
SWB: Uh-oh... Errr... As an author, I have the power to control you so you can't shoot yourself!
Disclaimer: DAMN! Oh well. SWB does not own any video game characters.
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Chapter 6: The mad school-aprés-ski-fun-in-action!
Kirby: What après-ski?
Link: Well, he's gonna...
Steven: SHUT UP! It's gonna be a surprise...
Kirby: Oh well.
Steven: You'll like it, definitely...
Kirby: Why?
Steven: Well, Ganondorf can't come today, huh?
Kirby: No, of course not.
Steven: We'll find a pretty good replacement...
Kirby: I don't like that sound...
Steven: Why not? It'll be fun! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kirby: You alright?
*they arrive in school*
Roy: Hey, watcha up to?
Steven: Oh, you'll see...
Marth: I don't exactly trust you. Why should i?
Steven: You'll like it. Trust me.
Marth: I just said I don't!
Steven: So what?!
Bell: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!! !!!
Steven: That'll be fun!
Some weird teacher: Go to your class and just study a little. Sir Ganondorf is sick today.
Roy: *gniffle*
In the class...
Steven: All right! Let's get some action! *gets some beer from his pockets, much more than normally would fit in there*
Jigglypuff: Wow! Beer! *takes a bottle, and drinks it*
Everyone: Go, go, go!!!!!
Jigglypuff: *After 3 seconds, puts down the empty bottle* *now really drunk* I llllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee beer!!
Link: Are you already drunk by now?
Jigglypuff: I'm not drunk! *Hiccup* Maybe a little... *faints and sleeps*
Donkey Kong: I can drink more than this fella! *takes 2 bottles, and drinks them* wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww!! Steven, why are you there twice? *faints and sleeps*
Marth: What a wimp! Drunk after 2 bottles!
Roy: Hey Din, you like it here?
Din: Well, I'd like it if it was more... you know... calm...
Roy: I can take you somewhere calm...
Din: You mean like... a date?
Roy: Yeah.
Din: *blushing heavily* Ok!
Roy: *back with the gang* It's in the sjakosj! (or in English: I did it!)
Link: What's in the sjakosj?
Roy: I got a date with Din!
Link: *angry, but doesn't want to show it* Cool.
Steven: Wow! Din! Cool!
Link: Steven, I wanna talk to you privately...
Steven: Ok.
Bowser: *fainting and sleeping in the background*
Link: Steven! Why did you have to do that?
Steven: What?
Link: Get Roy a date with Din!
Steven: Who, me? How could I help it?
Link: Don't act stupid! You know you control everyone here!
Steven: SHHH! Only you and Disclaimer know that, and I wanna keep it that way!
Link: Okay, but you better fix what you did!
Steven: Ok, ok...
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Well, here's our first poll. Vote in your review if:
Link beats Roy up after the date. Link makes sure the date doesn't happen. Din will dump Roy.
Disclaimer: I like the idea of shooting myself through the head... I'm off to a gun store.
SWB: No, wait! Errrrrrrr... I know something! Your contract! You can't commit suicide now! You got a contract running!
Disclaimer: *back with a gun* *shoots through the contract* What contract?
SWB: Uh-oh... Errr... As an author, I have the power to control you so you can't shoot yourself!
Disclaimer: DAMN! Oh well. SWB does not own any video game characters.
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Chapter 6: The mad school-aprés-ski-fun-in-action!
Kirby: What après-ski?
Link: Well, he's gonna...
Steven: SHUT UP! It's gonna be a surprise...
Kirby: Oh well.
Steven: You'll like it, definitely...
Kirby: Why?
Steven: Well, Ganondorf can't come today, huh?
Kirby: No, of course not.
Steven: We'll find a pretty good replacement...
Kirby: I don't like that sound...
Steven: Why not? It'll be fun! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kirby: You alright?
*they arrive in school*
Roy: Hey, watcha up to?
Steven: Oh, you'll see...
Marth: I don't exactly trust you. Why should i?
Steven: You'll like it. Trust me.
Marth: I just said I don't!
Steven: So what?!
Bell: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!! !!!
Steven: That'll be fun!
Some weird teacher: Go to your class and just study a little. Sir Ganondorf is sick today.
Roy: *gniffle*
In the class...
Steven: All right! Let's get some action! *gets some beer from his pockets, much more than normally would fit in there*
Jigglypuff: Wow! Beer! *takes a bottle, and drinks it*
Everyone: Go, go, go!!!!!
Jigglypuff: *After 3 seconds, puts down the empty bottle* *now really drunk* I llllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee beer!!
Link: Are you already drunk by now?
Jigglypuff: I'm not drunk! *Hiccup* Maybe a little... *faints and sleeps*
Donkey Kong: I can drink more than this fella! *takes 2 bottles, and drinks them* wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww!! Steven, why are you there twice? *faints and sleeps*
Marth: What a wimp! Drunk after 2 bottles!
Roy: Hey Din, you like it here?
Din: Well, I'd like it if it was more... you know... calm...
Roy: I can take you somewhere calm...
Din: You mean like... a date?
Roy: Yeah.
Din: *blushing heavily* Ok!
Roy: *back with the gang* It's in the sjakosj! (or in English: I did it!)
Link: What's in the sjakosj?
Roy: I got a date with Din!
Link: *angry, but doesn't want to show it* Cool.
Steven: Wow! Din! Cool!
Link: Steven, I wanna talk to you privately...
Steven: Ok.
Bowser: *fainting and sleeping in the background*
Link: Steven! Why did you have to do that?
Steven: What?
Link: Get Roy a date with Din!
Steven: Who, me? How could I help it?
Link: Don't act stupid! You know you control everyone here!
Steven: SHHH! Only you and Disclaimer know that, and I wanna keep it that way!
Link: Okay, but you better fix what you did!
Steven: Ok, ok...
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Well, here's our first poll. Vote in your review if:
Link beats Roy up after the date. Link makes sure the date doesn't happen. Din will dump Roy.