Thanks for the advice Quirky Rikku. Here's story format.

Disclaimer: I obviously don't own FF7... But I'm going to write about it anyway... =/

Cloud and the others had left Cosmo Canyon and headed into the Tiny Bronco (I don't care if they don't have the bronco by this point, it's my story... Y' know?) Now they had to decide where to go next...

"I propose we go to Wutai... There is a rare material shop there..." (lmao yeah right..) Red said

"Umm... Can we not go there..?" Yuffie insisted

"Yuffie just because of you're stealing our material incident-"Cloud was cut off by Barret

"Hell, we've been through a lot. Let's stay at the Golden Saucer for a night."

"Fine with me! Cloud and I can go on rides!" Aeris cheered

"....." Tifa was pretty unhappy about that...

"This is one very dysfunctional love triangle.." Red said

"Yeah... These people need to seek help..." Cait said

"How the... I suppose you must have heard me..." Red sighed

"Yup, but hey, I agree!" Cait laughed

"God damn kids make up your %$*&%$# minds..." Cid slammed his fist on the steering wheel, nearly causing him to crash....

"Well... I guess... Oh hey, I want to do the Chocobo race again..." Cloud said

"PSSH! Little white punk wins once, and he thinks he's a jock!" Barret said.

"Honestly, can you desist with the racist comments?" Red sighed. "Moron.."

Now everyone started getting into a fight. This was getting so ugly, Tifa wished she could just leave. But, being out in the middle of the ocean... There weren't a lot of options....

After many arguments, racist slurs, and death threats, the group finally arrived at the Golden Saucer.

"Uhh... I gotta go somewhere guys, so, I... made us reservations at the Ghost Hotel. Later!" Cait sprung off

"... Hmm... Suspicious.." RedVIII sneered. He'd follow Cait..

"Well I'm going to bed..." Yuffie said

"These old bones need sleep too. Later.. G.." Cid walked off

"I uhh.. I'm going to go watch the play.." Red said, and lept off. He had a mssion.

"Well... Later" Tifa left

"..... Umm... 'Kay, I'll just leave you two alone..." Barret said

"Ready Cloud?" Aeris asked

"... Do I have to?"

"...Yes"

"... Fine.." Cloud groaned. "Let's go." Cloud had to admit, he wasn't totally bummed. Aeris was a... nice girl...

An hour had passed. Red was tracking Cait, who seemed to be following Cloud. He followed Cait, into the Event Square, as some guy led Cloud and Aeris on stage.. Cait waited behind the stage curtain. Red thought this may prove educational, so while he watched for Cait, he'd view the play.

A man with a very tacky dragon costume walked out onto stage, capturing Aeris. He sneered, and blew red and orange strips of confetti at Cloud. The king ordered Cloud to do something, so Cloud consulted the royal mage.

"Who is your enemy?" The dragon said

"The king." Cloud said

"Oh no!" The king yelled.

"Damnit Cloud you ruined the whole play!" Aeris said. She drop kicked Cloud, sending him flying off stage, and the kick-flipped the dragon, ultimately saving herself.

"The princess has great strength!" the kind admired

"... Cloud, you are quite the actor." Red noted. Cait was still waiting behind the curtain.

Cloud and Aeris walked off, onto the main ride, an extremely fast train, which circled the park. Cait waited for them. As soon as they got off, Cait ran up to Cloud, telling him about a keystone.

Red knew that the time for action would come- Cait Sith would have to fall...