Disclaimer: No, I'm not the lucky bitch who own it. Damn. Okay, done
complaining.
Authors note: Hi! This isn't my favorite chapter of this story but...yeah. I forgot to warn you guys last time. Since this is humor, its difficult to keep Saitou in character. So expect him to be OCC the whole time. And as far as how weird this story is goes...uh...I am so it is. Yeah. That's about it.
To The Reviewers:
Silly Koneko- Yeah. I forgot to warn you about that. As I said, he has to be OCC to be funny. I hope you like it.
Imalefty- Sorry is I shocked you (*sweat drops*). Heh heh...It does get better. The 3rd chapter is much better. Now to post it...
GCN anime dragon- Hehe! I'm a weird writer! Thanks!
Grah- I know I know! I'm just not a historian...heh...uh...You see though. Those names do have a purpose. Lowell means something to do with a wolf and Saitou is the Mibu Wolf. Saitou will be very out of character in the story because he is funny that way. ( Sorry if that dissapoints you...
Capasso-007- Thank you for being the first person not to complain about occ ness! I really need to put occ in the summary. Keep reading and reviewing!
DarkNatsu- The second not to complain! Thanks! I think I like you...Thanks again!
Keep reading and reviewing please!
HOW HAJIME FOUND OUT- Chapter 2
When Hajime Saitou woke up, he was laying in a hospital bed. Saitou groaned and rolled over in an attempt to get off the bed. Unfortunately for him, he legs wouldn't support him and he fell crashing to the floor.
"Hajime! Are you all right? When did you wake up?" Tokio said running into the room and helping her husband up. Saitou clung to her for balance and mentally noted her stomach had grown. Then he remembered why he was here. The though of feeding 10 children made him cringe and slightly dizzy, so he held Tokio tighter.
"How long have I been here?" Saitou asked figuring it was better for his won sake not to think about how much this was going to cost him.
"Almost a month. Your boss heard about the sextuplets and he's been sending money," Tokio said trying to make him feel a little better. (A/N: Yes I know a month is an unreasonably long time to be unconscious. Don't shoot me. I just needed some time to pass.)
"Can we sell the children to the Himura's?" Saitou asked.
"Which ones?" Tokio asked rolling her eyes.
"How about Hajime Jr.?" Saitou asked really hoping she would say yes.
"No. There's no way the Himura's would want to be even remotely related to him. Try again," Tokio laughed.
"Fine. Let's sell him to the gypsies," Saitou said. Even thinking it brought a smile to his face.
"Is that still legal?" Tokio asked looking at her husbands expression.
"No, but I could make it legal," Hajime said.
"No," Tokio replied.
"But-"
"No Hajime, we're not selling our kids. They're our responsibility and I think they were made through our love, but why I fell in love with you, I'll never know," Tokio smiled.
"Yeah, you know you want me. Quit pretending you don't," Saitou smiled and then suddenly kissed his wife.
"Hmm...maybe I'm in it for this part of the relationship," Tokio said smiling dreamily up at her husband.
"Couldn't have been my personality," Saitou acknowledged.
"Okay. We're still keeping the kids," Tokio said.
"Damn it!"
How was that? I hope it was at least decent. Let me know if you see anything I've got to fix. K? Review!
Authors note: Hi! This isn't my favorite chapter of this story but...yeah. I forgot to warn you guys last time. Since this is humor, its difficult to keep Saitou in character. So expect him to be OCC the whole time. And as far as how weird this story is goes...uh...I am so it is. Yeah. That's about it.
To The Reviewers:
Silly Koneko- Yeah. I forgot to warn you about that. As I said, he has to be OCC to be funny. I hope you like it.
Imalefty- Sorry is I shocked you (*sweat drops*). Heh heh...It does get better. The 3rd chapter is much better. Now to post it...
GCN anime dragon- Hehe! I'm a weird writer! Thanks!
Grah- I know I know! I'm just not a historian...heh...uh...You see though. Those names do have a purpose. Lowell means something to do with a wolf and Saitou is the Mibu Wolf. Saitou will be very out of character in the story because he is funny that way. ( Sorry if that dissapoints you...
Capasso-007- Thank you for being the first person not to complain about occ ness! I really need to put occ in the summary. Keep reading and reviewing!
DarkNatsu- The second not to complain! Thanks! I think I like you...Thanks again!
Keep reading and reviewing please!
HOW HAJIME FOUND OUT- Chapter 2
When Hajime Saitou woke up, he was laying in a hospital bed. Saitou groaned and rolled over in an attempt to get off the bed. Unfortunately for him, he legs wouldn't support him and he fell crashing to the floor.
"Hajime! Are you all right? When did you wake up?" Tokio said running into the room and helping her husband up. Saitou clung to her for balance and mentally noted her stomach had grown. Then he remembered why he was here. The though of feeding 10 children made him cringe and slightly dizzy, so he held Tokio tighter.
"How long have I been here?" Saitou asked figuring it was better for his won sake not to think about how much this was going to cost him.
"Almost a month. Your boss heard about the sextuplets and he's been sending money," Tokio said trying to make him feel a little better. (A/N: Yes I know a month is an unreasonably long time to be unconscious. Don't shoot me. I just needed some time to pass.)
"Can we sell the children to the Himura's?" Saitou asked.
"Which ones?" Tokio asked rolling her eyes.
"How about Hajime Jr.?" Saitou asked really hoping she would say yes.
"No. There's no way the Himura's would want to be even remotely related to him. Try again," Tokio laughed.
"Fine. Let's sell him to the gypsies," Saitou said. Even thinking it brought a smile to his face.
"Is that still legal?" Tokio asked looking at her husbands expression.
"No, but I could make it legal," Hajime said.
"No," Tokio replied.
"But-"
"No Hajime, we're not selling our kids. They're our responsibility and I think they were made through our love, but why I fell in love with you, I'll never know," Tokio smiled.
"Yeah, you know you want me. Quit pretending you don't," Saitou smiled and then suddenly kissed his wife.
"Hmm...maybe I'm in it for this part of the relationship," Tokio said smiling dreamily up at her husband.
"Couldn't have been my personality," Saitou acknowledged.
"Okay. We're still keeping the kids," Tokio said.
"Damn it!"
How was that? I hope it was at least decent. Let me know if you see anything I've got to fix. K? Review!