Disclaimer: I don't own it. I own Hajime's kids and that's about it.
Authors note: Wow. People actually read this. I'm shocked. Yay anyway! I think I'll upload two chapters today since I keep forgetting to do it. Hehe. Read and Review. I love revieews.
To the Reviewers:
Baljagdgaifi- First off, interesting name. And my names used are...um... purposeful. Thanks!
Imalefty- Yay! Thanks! Hopefully I can complete this quickly...
Gaby- I tend to agree with you...Poor Saitou.
Sekihoutai- Um...Heh-heh...sure. Thanks!
Reaka- Only you would burst out in song in the middle of a review! Thanks for getting around to it anyway. I'm glad you finally did it. I'm proud of you!
On to the story! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
~Part 3~
Saitou sat sulking in his chair staring blankly at his newspaper.
'Damn woman. Won't even give some of the kids up for adoption. 3 months pregnant, I'm working and saving all the yen I make, and bringing home more prison food.'
"Hajime." The word was whispered by his ear. He sighed then faced his wife.
"What did my son kill now?" he asked tiredly.
"'Your son' is now a criminal suspect for the murder of the town mascot 'Nuts the Squirrel'," Tokio told her husband sadly.
"Did they arrest him?" Hajime asked closing his eyes.
"Yes."
"Then let them feed him for a while. And don't give me that look Tokio. You know as well as I do they'll release him in an hour or two when he refuses to stop singing the song that never ends," Hajime said going back to his newspaper.
(A/N- the next few lines probably won't make sense. A friend and I altered a comic book so DBZ characters say stupid stuff like 'I have a turban'. Heh...It was entertaining at them time. *sweat drops*)
"Yeah, you're probably right. Think he'll go on about his cape and non- existent turban?" Tokio asked amused at her husbands remarks.
"Lets hope not. He'll keep going on even when he gets home. We'll ask him if he wants more stale bread and he'll say 'I have a turban" and the next thing we say to him, he'll say 'It's white'. Why can't he be like the rest of the kids? At least with them I can take some pride," Saitou said ripping his newspaper.
They looked at each other and voiced the same thought. "Damn that Kristi and Reese with their altered comic book!"
"I understand honey. I want to disown him sometimes too. When I was pregnant with him you were already calling him the biggest screw up of your life, so you can't blame it all on him, "Tokio said trying to get Hajime to listen to her.
"Sure I can. It's what I'm doing isn't it?" Saitou asked.
"Hajime Saitou! You need to be nicer to Hajime Jr.! He's your son for Pete's sake!" Tokio yelled at her now shocked husband.
Saitou recovered quickly. "How can you expect me to like someone who looks like me and stole my name?! No one knew my first name except you until that bratty demon child was born!" Hajime yelled obviously bottled up emotion.
"Shut up! Deal with it! If you didn't like it you should've said so! It's too late to change it now!" Tokio yelled back.
"Fine!" Saitou yelled picking up his torn newspaper and attempting to read it.
'This is why I love that woman," Hajime thought. He allowed himself a little smile as the reality of that thought sunk in.
What did you think? I hope it was okay. REVIEW and tell me what you think. I like other people's opinions.
Authors note: Wow. People actually read this. I'm shocked. Yay anyway! I think I'll upload two chapters today since I keep forgetting to do it. Hehe. Read and Review. I love revieews.
To the Reviewers:
Baljagdgaifi- First off, interesting name. And my names used are...um... purposeful. Thanks!
Imalefty- Yay! Thanks! Hopefully I can complete this quickly...
Gaby- I tend to agree with you...Poor Saitou.
Sekihoutai- Um...Heh-heh...sure. Thanks!
Reaka- Only you would burst out in song in the middle of a review! Thanks for getting around to it anyway. I'm glad you finally did it. I'm proud of you!
On to the story! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
~Part 3~
Saitou sat sulking in his chair staring blankly at his newspaper.
'Damn woman. Won't even give some of the kids up for adoption. 3 months pregnant, I'm working and saving all the yen I make, and bringing home more prison food.'
"Hajime." The word was whispered by his ear. He sighed then faced his wife.
"What did my son kill now?" he asked tiredly.
"'Your son' is now a criminal suspect for the murder of the town mascot 'Nuts the Squirrel'," Tokio told her husband sadly.
"Did they arrest him?" Hajime asked closing his eyes.
"Yes."
"Then let them feed him for a while. And don't give me that look Tokio. You know as well as I do they'll release him in an hour or two when he refuses to stop singing the song that never ends," Hajime said going back to his newspaper.
(A/N- the next few lines probably won't make sense. A friend and I altered a comic book so DBZ characters say stupid stuff like 'I have a turban'. Heh...It was entertaining at them time. *sweat drops*)
"Yeah, you're probably right. Think he'll go on about his cape and non- existent turban?" Tokio asked amused at her husbands remarks.
"Lets hope not. He'll keep going on even when he gets home. We'll ask him if he wants more stale bread and he'll say 'I have a turban" and the next thing we say to him, he'll say 'It's white'. Why can't he be like the rest of the kids? At least with them I can take some pride," Saitou said ripping his newspaper.
They looked at each other and voiced the same thought. "Damn that Kristi and Reese with their altered comic book!"
"I understand honey. I want to disown him sometimes too. When I was pregnant with him you were already calling him the biggest screw up of your life, so you can't blame it all on him, "Tokio said trying to get Hajime to listen to her.
"Sure I can. It's what I'm doing isn't it?" Saitou asked.
"Hajime Saitou! You need to be nicer to Hajime Jr.! He's your son for Pete's sake!" Tokio yelled at her now shocked husband.
Saitou recovered quickly. "How can you expect me to like someone who looks like me and stole my name?! No one knew my first name except you until that bratty demon child was born!" Hajime yelled obviously bottled up emotion.
"Shut up! Deal with it! If you didn't like it you should've said so! It's too late to change it now!" Tokio yelled back.
"Fine!" Saitou yelled picking up his torn newspaper and attempting to read it.
'This is why I love that woman," Hajime thought. He allowed himself a little smile as the reality of that thought sunk in.
What did you think? I hope it was okay. REVIEW and tell me what you think. I like other people's opinions.