I'm so bored that I decided to make a fic that makes no sense! No plot or anything! Heh, Heh. This'll be interesting...
Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, Clone Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog, Barney, or basically anything else here.
THE RANDOM FIC THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!! YAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Van Flyheit is sitting in a chair when all of a sudden:
NINJAS: *Jump down from the ceiling and start singing scary ninja folksongs*
VAN: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NINJAS!!!
NARRATOR: Yes, I just said that.
OBI-WAN-KENOBI: Who are you, strange voice from above?
NARRATOR: I'm the narrator.
VAN: Who the heck are you, stupid bearded man?
NINJAS: GINSENG TEA!!
CLONE TROOPER #1: Ginseng Tea does wonders for my skin!
OBI-WAN: You don't put it on your skin, you nimrod!
VAN: What's going on here?!?
CLONE TROOPER #2: We're clone troopers led by General Kenobi!
CLONE TROOPER #1: And I love herbal tea too!
NINJAS: Aren't those two teas the same?
OBI-WAN: No way! Ginseng tea is Japanese or something...
VAN: *Starts singing, for some reason* I love youuuuu, a bushel and a peck! A bu-
SONIC: Cut it out!
CLONE TROOPER #4: Who are you, strange blue creature?
VAN: Wait, what happened to clone trooper #3?
CLONE TROOPER#2: He's using the little duplicate's room.
NINJAS: *Start singing more folksongs*
SONIC: NO MORE SINGING!!!
BARNEY: I think It's a hedgehog.
OBI-WAN: Of course he is, you bloated lizard!
NINJAS: La La La La, my numchucks cracked, my numchucks cracked, my numchucks cracked...
SONIC: I'm serious! STOP SINGING!!!
VAN: Awww, he's so cute! Dad, can I keep the creepy blue hedgehog?
OBI-WAN: Only if you take this purple dinosaur to the prom.
CLONE TROOPER #5: OOH! Pick me instead!
OBI-WAN: You see, son? This is a wanted dino!
NINJAS: *Still singing* There was a person, had a sword, who cut off lots of people's-
BARNEY: HEY! Don't go there! Just be a friend!
CLONE TROOPER #5: *Sobbing* Nobody loves me...
VAN: I love you!
OBI-WAN: Oh, no you don't! You have an obligation to Barney!
VAN: Then I'll dump Barney!
NINJAS: *Singing in chorus line* He'll duuuump Barney, yes he'll duuuuuuuuuump Barney, and he'll-
SONIC: *Turning very red* Cut....It...Out!
VAN: Awww...It's okay, little blue thing! Don't cry!
OBI-WAN: VAN! It's time you made your decision! It's either Sonic or Clone Trooper #5!
NARRATOR: Van stammers, trying to decide. Alas, he is torn between his two greatest loves, Sonic the Hedgehog and Clone Trooper #5! Which one will he choose? Find out next time!
NINJAS: *Singing finale* Fiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnndddd......Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt.....................Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxttttttttttt tttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Well, that proved to be confusing. I don't know if anyone will review this, but if you do, please find it in your hearts to tell Van who his true love will be- Sonic or trooper#5? Hey, that WAS fun!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, Clone Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog, Barney, or basically anything else here.
THE RANDOM FIC THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!! YAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Van Flyheit is sitting in a chair when all of a sudden:
NINJAS: *Jump down from the ceiling and start singing scary ninja folksongs*
VAN: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NINJAS!!!
NARRATOR: Yes, I just said that.
OBI-WAN-KENOBI: Who are you, strange voice from above?
NARRATOR: I'm the narrator.
VAN: Who the heck are you, stupid bearded man?
NINJAS: GINSENG TEA!!
CLONE TROOPER #1: Ginseng Tea does wonders for my skin!
OBI-WAN: You don't put it on your skin, you nimrod!
VAN: What's going on here?!?
CLONE TROOPER #2: We're clone troopers led by General Kenobi!
CLONE TROOPER #1: And I love herbal tea too!
NINJAS: Aren't those two teas the same?
OBI-WAN: No way! Ginseng tea is Japanese or something...
VAN: *Starts singing, for some reason* I love youuuuu, a bushel and a peck! A bu-
SONIC: Cut it out!
CLONE TROOPER #4: Who are you, strange blue creature?
VAN: Wait, what happened to clone trooper #3?
CLONE TROOPER#2: He's using the little duplicate's room.
NINJAS: *Start singing more folksongs*
SONIC: NO MORE SINGING!!!
BARNEY: I think It's a hedgehog.
OBI-WAN: Of course he is, you bloated lizard!
NINJAS: La La La La, my numchucks cracked, my numchucks cracked, my numchucks cracked...
SONIC: I'm serious! STOP SINGING!!!
VAN: Awww, he's so cute! Dad, can I keep the creepy blue hedgehog?
OBI-WAN: Only if you take this purple dinosaur to the prom.
CLONE TROOPER #5: OOH! Pick me instead!
OBI-WAN: You see, son? This is a wanted dino!
NINJAS: *Still singing* There was a person, had a sword, who cut off lots of people's-
BARNEY: HEY! Don't go there! Just be a friend!
CLONE TROOPER #5: *Sobbing* Nobody loves me...
VAN: I love you!
OBI-WAN: Oh, no you don't! You have an obligation to Barney!
VAN: Then I'll dump Barney!
NINJAS: *Singing in chorus line* He'll duuuump Barney, yes he'll duuuuuuuuuump Barney, and he'll-
SONIC: *Turning very red* Cut....It...Out!
VAN: Awww...It's okay, little blue thing! Don't cry!
OBI-WAN: VAN! It's time you made your decision! It's either Sonic or Clone Trooper #5!
NARRATOR: Van stammers, trying to decide. Alas, he is torn between his two greatest loves, Sonic the Hedgehog and Clone Trooper #5! Which one will he choose? Find out next time!
NINJAS: *Singing finale* Fiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnndddd......Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt.....................Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxttttttttttt tttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Well, that proved to be confusing. I don't know if anyone will review this, but if you do, please find it in your hearts to tell Van who his true love will be- Sonic or trooper#5? Hey, that WAS fun!