Dark Memories
Please Note-I don't own every character in this. In fact I don't any!
Other Game Characters Crossovers due to my random randomania...that's not a word is it?
Oh well...but I still think it'll be a good fic, you know, because-
Tim the Enchanter-GET ON WITH IT!
Army-YES, GET ON WITH IT!
Ehehehe...on with the fic!
Chapter 1-Beginnings
This chapter is rated R for Ridiculously Bad.
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"Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba da na!"
Mewtwo was humming to himself as he walked through to the Final Destination. This was his first chance to prove himself against Master Hand. Most others had had the opportunity, but failed. No one ever explained why, which confused him. 'Ah well...' he thought as he stepped onto the platform.
There was silence.
And more silence.
And yet more silence.
And then laughter.
Maniacal laughter filled the stage as Master Hand leapt up onto the stage, slamming down with a dramatic flourish. Mewtwo grinned, and gave a round of applause. "Ehehehehe...you ready Mewtwo?" Master Hand asked cockily.
Mewtwo grinned. "Ready as I'll ever be!"
And the battle began.
The poor sound effect guy started humming the Final Destination Theme tune.
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"STEP UP EVERYONE!!! Place your bets now! Will Mewtwo beat Master Hand, Crazy Hand, or BOTH, or NEITHER?" Yoshi yelled.
There was a cry of "NEITHER!" from everyone except the boy at the back, who just smiled. "I'll bet 200 Smash Coins on Mewtwo beating them both," he said. There was a murmur from the crowd.
"Now, are you sure? I mean, this IS Mewtwo."
"Yes, Mewtwo, someone with incredible psychic powers and an evil laugh to rival Ganondorf's!"
At this there was a cry of "HEY!!! THAT'S A LIE!!!" while there were yet more murmurs, followed by changing of bets.
Ness grinned.
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Master Hand immediately flew into a walking position, running at Mewtwo, who squealed before Teleporting to the other side of the arena. "Hey! Stop running!" Master Hand yelled. Mewtwo started charging up a Shadow Ball, rolling away as Master Hand was about to flatten him. As he finished charging, he suddenly felt a sharp slap round the face and went flying, as Master Hand connected with a powerful blow.
As Mewtwo fell, he let the Shadow Ball loose which went zigzagging across the stage and hitting Master Hand, briefly stunning him. Mewtwo grinned and ran, whacking Master Hand with his long, powerful tail. "AH!!! Stop...repeating...the same moves! AH!!! CRAZY HAND!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!!!"
At this, another cackle rang up through the stage, and Crazy Hand appeared, flailing wildly, smashing up half the stage. The technicians groaned, while the sound-effects guy started humming more forcefully. Mewtwo squeaked. "That's not fair!"
"What, you've not tried Event Match 50 yet? Ooh, boy! IT'S MUTTON CHOPS!!!" Crazy Hand yelled, before taking another massive fit. Mewtwo screamed in a high-pitched tone, running under Master Hand.
"Hey, get out of there!"
Mewtwo focused all of his energy into his hands, and pushed upwards, sending psychic bolts through Master Hand, who yelled "MORE PAIN!!! CRAZY HAND, HELP!!!"
Crazy Hand ran towards Mewtwo, dropping bombs on his head. Mewtwo yelled as each bomb caused more and more damage. Eventually, he got the radical idea of moving away. As he did so, he heard a yell of "AH!!! CRAZY HAND, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU JUST DROPPED A BOMB ON ME!!!"
This was followed by a cry of "CHICKEN DRUMSTICKS!!!" followed by the sounds of another fit. Mewtwo grinned and charged up another Shadow Ball. As he finished charging, he saw Master Hand beating into Crazy Hand.
He grinned. "HEY, MASTER HAND!!!" Master Hand turned round. Mewtwo's grin widened more so. "EAT SHADOW BALL!!!" before letting it loose.
Crazy Hand yelled, "IT TASTES LIKE ALLIGATOR!!!" as it went flying towards his brother. As it hit Master Hand, he convulsed wildly, before collapsing and disappearing. "Ooh...you killed him. I'll have to hurt you now!" Crazy Hand added to his random yell. He suddenly went into a spider stance and crawled towards Mewtwo.
"EEP!!!" Mewtwo yelled, before jumping over. As he turned round, he saw Crazy Hand in a gun-stance, charging up some shots. Mewtwo ducked, hearing the bullets whistling past his head.
"Hey, stop dodging my HAMBURGER MINI-GUN!!! EEEEEUUURGH!!!" Crazy Hand yelled, before taking another fit. Mewtwo sighed. "Sometimes it's just too easy," he said. "But it would be easier with some GODDAMN ITEMS!!!"
As if by magic, a Super Scope appeared. "Ooh, handy," Mewtwo noted, before picking up and giving it a good charge. Crazy Hand was already wounded from his beating by Master Hand, and was surprised when he saw a big ball of light headed towards him.
"Ooh...shiny..."
...
KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
...
"Ooh...painful," Mewtwo noted.
"BOILED RABBIT LIVERS!!!" Crazy Hand screamed, before collapsing with a sigh of "Tuna...tuna kebab..."
Mewtwo grinned. "Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba da na! I have WON!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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"What, he won? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY DIDN'T I CHANGE MY BET?"
"Because you're a moron Pichu. And you're too young to bet."
"Bah."
Everyone was giving Mewtwo a hearty slap on the back, except for two of them.
Pichu was one, being incredibly annoyed that he just gave up 10 Smash Coins.
The other...
Was...
*dramatic suspense*
...
Army-GET ON WITH IT!!!
...GANONDORF!!!
He was skulking at the back of the room, looking evilly at Mewtwo. Not for any reason, it's just what he did best. As Mewtwo floated around with a big grin on his face, Ganon called, "HEY MEWTWO!!!" as so nobody else could hear him.
Surprisingly they didn't. Mewtwo turned and saw Ganon standing there, looking evilly at him. "Err...hi?"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!! OR JUST A BATTLE!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY?" he whispered.
Mewtwo paused. He could have sworn that Ganon's voice just unclogged his ears permanently. "Err...ok. Which stage?"
"HYRULE TEMPLE!!! YOU READY F00?"
"Err...why do you shout all the time?"
"I'M NOT SHOUTING!!!"
"Of course you aren't...ok, I'll be there after I get worshipped somemore."
"OK!!! BE THERE!!! OR ELSE!!!"
"You really have problems." Mewtwo said as he walked away.
=+#+=+#+=
Thus endeth yon first chapter. Stay tuned for Chapter 2, which will have:
MORE GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE!!!
MORE NUDITY!!!
MORE HAMBURGER MINI-GUNS!!!
AND MORE STUPID POINTLESS WEIRDNESS!!!
So read today!
Please Note-I don't own every character in this. In fact I don't any!
Other Game Characters Crossovers due to my random randomania...that's not a word is it?
Oh well...but I still think it'll be a good fic, you know, because-
Tim the Enchanter-GET ON WITH IT!
Army-YES, GET ON WITH IT!
Ehehehe...on with the fic!
Chapter 1-Beginnings
This chapter is rated R for Ridiculously Bad.
- - -
"Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba da na!"
Mewtwo was humming to himself as he walked through to the Final Destination. This was his first chance to prove himself against Master Hand. Most others had had the opportunity, but failed. No one ever explained why, which confused him. 'Ah well...' he thought as he stepped onto the platform.
There was silence.
And more silence.
And yet more silence.
And then laughter.
Maniacal laughter filled the stage as Master Hand leapt up onto the stage, slamming down with a dramatic flourish. Mewtwo grinned, and gave a round of applause. "Ehehehehe...you ready Mewtwo?" Master Hand asked cockily.
Mewtwo grinned. "Ready as I'll ever be!"
And the battle began.
The poor sound effect guy started humming the Final Destination Theme tune.
=+#+=+#+=
"STEP UP EVERYONE!!! Place your bets now! Will Mewtwo beat Master Hand, Crazy Hand, or BOTH, or NEITHER?" Yoshi yelled.
There was a cry of "NEITHER!" from everyone except the boy at the back, who just smiled. "I'll bet 200 Smash Coins on Mewtwo beating them both," he said. There was a murmur from the crowd.
"Now, are you sure? I mean, this IS Mewtwo."
"Yes, Mewtwo, someone with incredible psychic powers and an evil laugh to rival Ganondorf's!"
At this there was a cry of "HEY!!! THAT'S A LIE!!!" while there were yet more murmurs, followed by changing of bets.
Ness grinned.
=+#+=+#+=
Master Hand immediately flew into a walking position, running at Mewtwo, who squealed before Teleporting to the other side of the arena. "Hey! Stop running!" Master Hand yelled. Mewtwo started charging up a Shadow Ball, rolling away as Master Hand was about to flatten him. As he finished charging, he suddenly felt a sharp slap round the face and went flying, as Master Hand connected with a powerful blow.
As Mewtwo fell, he let the Shadow Ball loose which went zigzagging across the stage and hitting Master Hand, briefly stunning him. Mewtwo grinned and ran, whacking Master Hand with his long, powerful tail. "AH!!! Stop...repeating...the same moves! AH!!! CRAZY HAND!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!!!"
At this, another cackle rang up through the stage, and Crazy Hand appeared, flailing wildly, smashing up half the stage. The technicians groaned, while the sound-effects guy started humming more forcefully. Mewtwo squeaked. "That's not fair!"
"What, you've not tried Event Match 50 yet? Ooh, boy! IT'S MUTTON CHOPS!!!" Crazy Hand yelled, before taking another massive fit. Mewtwo screamed in a high-pitched tone, running under Master Hand.
"Hey, get out of there!"
Mewtwo focused all of his energy into his hands, and pushed upwards, sending psychic bolts through Master Hand, who yelled "MORE PAIN!!! CRAZY HAND, HELP!!!"
Crazy Hand ran towards Mewtwo, dropping bombs on his head. Mewtwo yelled as each bomb caused more and more damage. Eventually, he got the radical idea of moving away. As he did so, he heard a yell of "AH!!! CRAZY HAND, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU JUST DROPPED A BOMB ON ME!!!"
This was followed by a cry of "CHICKEN DRUMSTICKS!!!" followed by the sounds of another fit. Mewtwo grinned and charged up another Shadow Ball. As he finished charging, he saw Master Hand beating into Crazy Hand.
He grinned. "HEY, MASTER HAND!!!" Master Hand turned round. Mewtwo's grin widened more so. "EAT SHADOW BALL!!!" before letting it loose.
Crazy Hand yelled, "IT TASTES LIKE ALLIGATOR!!!" as it went flying towards his brother. As it hit Master Hand, he convulsed wildly, before collapsing and disappearing. "Ooh...you killed him. I'll have to hurt you now!" Crazy Hand added to his random yell. He suddenly went into a spider stance and crawled towards Mewtwo.
"EEP!!!" Mewtwo yelled, before jumping over. As he turned round, he saw Crazy Hand in a gun-stance, charging up some shots. Mewtwo ducked, hearing the bullets whistling past his head.
"Hey, stop dodging my HAMBURGER MINI-GUN!!! EEEEEUUURGH!!!" Crazy Hand yelled, before taking another fit. Mewtwo sighed. "Sometimes it's just too easy," he said. "But it would be easier with some GODDAMN ITEMS!!!"
As if by magic, a Super Scope appeared. "Ooh, handy," Mewtwo noted, before picking up and giving it a good charge. Crazy Hand was already wounded from his beating by Master Hand, and was surprised when he saw a big ball of light headed towards him.
"Ooh...shiny..."
...
KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
...
"Ooh...painful," Mewtwo noted.
"BOILED RABBIT LIVERS!!!" Crazy Hand screamed, before collapsing with a sigh of "Tuna...tuna kebab..."
Mewtwo grinned. "Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba da na! I have WON!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
=+#+=+#+=
"What, he won? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY DIDN'T I CHANGE MY BET?"
"Because you're a moron Pichu. And you're too young to bet."
"Bah."
Everyone was giving Mewtwo a hearty slap on the back, except for two of them.
Pichu was one, being incredibly annoyed that he just gave up 10 Smash Coins.
The other...
Was...
*dramatic suspense*
...
Army-GET ON WITH IT!!!
...GANONDORF!!!
He was skulking at the back of the room, looking evilly at Mewtwo. Not for any reason, it's just what he did best. As Mewtwo floated around with a big grin on his face, Ganon called, "HEY MEWTWO!!!" as so nobody else could hear him.
Surprisingly they didn't. Mewtwo turned and saw Ganon standing there, looking evilly at him. "Err...hi?"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!! OR JUST A BATTLE!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY?" he whispered.
Mewtwo paused. He could have sworn that Ganon's voice just unclogged his ears permanently. "Err...ok. Which stage?"
"HYRULE TEMPLE!!! YOU READY F00?"
"Err...why do you shout all the time?"
"I'M NOT SHOUTING!!!"
"Of course you aren't...ok, I'll be there after I get worshipped somemore."
"OK!!! BE THERE!!! OR ELSE!!!"
"You really have problems." Mewtwo said as he walked away.
=+#+=+#+=
Thus endeth yon first chapter. Stay tuned for Chapter 2, which will have:
MORE GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE!!!
MORE NUDITY!!!
MORE HAMBURGER MINI-GUNS!!!
AND MORE STUPID POINTLESS WEIRDNESS!!!
So read today!