Hey, cool! Someone actually reviewed this, so that means that I'm making ch.2! Just to answer questions, this fic has NO PLOT. Ok, maybe a little plot, but the whole point is that it ISN'T SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE!!!!!......Thank you.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, Clone Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog, Barney, or basically anything else here.
THE RANDOM FIC THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!! YAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
NARRATOR: Van is very sad. He hasn't loved anything as much as Sonic and Clone Trooper#5 since he found his love for papayas. And Now Obi-Wan is forcing him to choose....alas! Van cannot decide! He-
OBI-WAN: Oh, shut up.
NARRATOR: Make me!
OBI-WAN: Oh, what was that? You wanna go, huh?
NARRATOR: Yeah, I wanna fight! You wanna go too?
OBI-WAN: Yeah, I'll see YOU outside.
NARRATOR: Outside? Let's go NOW!
OBI-WAN: Yeah, let's go!............
NARRATOR: Hee Hee...
OBI-WAN: What?
NARRATOR: I'm the narrator, therefore I'm invisible. Ha Ha!
VAN: Um, sorry to interrupt, but isn't this story about me?
OBI-WAN: Oh, you wanna go too? Clone troopers! Attack!
.............................................................................................
NARRATOR: All of Obi-Wan's clone troopers except trooper#5 have left because they got bored.
OBI-WAN: WHAT?!?
VAN: Actually, it looks like the only people still here are Me, Obi-Wan, the Narrator, Trooper#5, and Sonic.
NINJAS: *Singing very loudly* Don't forget uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OBI-WAN: -_-....How could we POSSIBLY forget you....
VAN: *Yawning* Alright, I'm going to sleep...see you guys later.
NINJAS: Don't gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, we want you to staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy, we-
SONIC: THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR SINGING!!!!
NARRATOR: Just when Sonic is about to eat the ninjas, five figures appear in a blast of smoke.
VAN: Who are you?
NARRATOR: They are....characters that almost nobody reading this fic can identify except for the friends of the author! The cast of JEM'S PSYCHOPATHIC ANIME TALK SHOW!!!!
TROOPER#5: Who?
NARRATOR: I told you that you wouldn't know who they are.
?????: Allow us to introduce ourselves.....If you don't, I'll have to blow you up with this large sub-atomic nuclear rifle.
VAN: GASP! Not the large sub-atomic nuclear rifle!
?????: Yes! The large sub-atomic nuclear rifle!
OBI-WAN: You mean the large sub-atomic nuclear rifle?!?
?????: Yes, I mean the large sub-atomic nuclear rifle.
SONIC: What?! The large sub-atomic nuclear rifle?!
?????: *Eye twitching rapidly* YES! THE LARGE SUB-ATOMIC NUCLEAR RIFLE! GET OVER IT!!! *Starting to calm down* Ok...Now we'll introduce ourselves!
NARRATOR: ????? and the other four figures jump into the light.
?????: I am Jem the insane host of my psychopathic talk show!
????: I am Kev, almost as insane co-host of the show!
???: I am Spike, Jem's half demon evil padawan!
??: I AM MO, THE STRANGE LOOKING ROBOT.
?:......................................................................................................................I'm John. I make guns.
COMPLETE PSYCHO CAST: We are.......a bunch of crazy people! *Strike Ginyu Force pose*
GINYU FORCE: Stop taking our poses!
PSYCHO CAST: What? You wanna go?
GINYU FORCE: Yeah! Let's take this out into the parking lot!
NARRATOR: Both groups walk outside and start beating each other up.
VAN: Ummmm....Ok. That was interesting.
OBI-WAN: Yes. *Turns to face Van* Now is the time, Van! You must choose....Sonic or Trooper#5.
Told you it wouldn't make sense or have any noticeable plot. But it was fun to write!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, Clone Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog, Barney, or basically anything else here.
THE RANDOM FIC THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!! YAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
NARRATOR: Van is very sad. He hasn't loved anything as much as Sonic and Clone Trooper#5 since he found his love for papayas. And Now Obi-Wan is forcing him to choose....alas! Van cannot decide! He-
OBI-WAN: Oh, shut up.
NARRATOR: Make me!
OBI-WAN: Oh, what was that? You wanna go, huh?
NARRATOR: Yeah, I wanna fight! You wanna go too?
OBI-WAN: Yeah, I'll see YOU outside.
NARRATOR: Outside? Let's go NOW!
OBI-WAN: Yeah, let's go!............
NARRATOR: Hee Hee...
OBI-WAN: What?
NARRATOR: I'm the narrator, therefore I'm invisible. Ha Ha!
VAN: Um, sorry to interrupt, but isn't this story about me?
OBI-WAN: Oh, you wanna go too? Clone troopers! Attack!
.............................................................................................
NARRATOR: All of Obi-Wan's clone troopers except trooper#5 have left because they got bored.
OBI-WAN: WHAT?!?
VAN: Actually, it looks like the only people still here are Me, Obi-Wan, the Narrator, Trooper#5, and Sonic.
NINJAS: *Singing very loudly* Don't forget uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OBI-WAN: -_-....How could we POSSIBLY forget you....
VAN: *Yawning* Alright, I'm going to sleep...see you guys later.
NINJAS: Don't gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, we want you to staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy, we-
SONIC: THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR SINGING!!!!
NARRATOR: Just when Sonic is about to eat the ninjas, five figures appear in a blast of smoke.
VAN: Who are you?
NARRATOR: They are....characters that almost nobody reading this fic can identify except for the friends of the author! The cast of JEM'S PSYCHOPATHIC ANIME TALK SHOW!!!!
TROOPER#5: Who?
NARRATOR: I told you that you wouldn't know who they are.
?????: Allow us to introduce ourselves.....If you don't, I'll have to blow you up with this large sub-atomic nuclear rifle.
VAN: GASP! Not the large sub-atomic nuclear rifle!
?????: Yes! The large sub-atomic nuclear rifle!
OBI-WAN: You mean the large sub-atomic nuclear rifle?!?
?????: Yes, I mean the large sub-atomic nuclear rifle.
SONIC: What?! The large sub-atomic nuclear rifle?!
?????: *Eye twitching rapidly* YES! THE LARGE SUB-ATOMIC NUCLEAR RIFLE! GET OVER IT!!! *Starting to calm down* Ok...Now we'll introduce ourselves!
NARRATOR: ????? and the other four figures jump into the light.
?????: I am Jem the insane host of my psychopathic talk show!
????: I am Kev, almost as insane co-host of the show!
???: I am Spike, Jem's half demon evil padawan!
??: I AM MO, THE STRANGE LOOKING ROBOT.
?:......................................................................................................................I'm John. I make guns.
COMPLETE PSYCHO CAST: We are.......a bunch of crazy people! *Strike Ginyu Force pose*
GINYU FORCE: Stop taking our poses!
PSYCHO CAST: What? You wanna go?
GINYU FORCE: Yeah! Let's take this out into the parking lot!
NARRATOR: Both groups walk outside and start beating each other up.
VAN: Ummmm....Ok. That was interesting.
OBI-WAN: Yes. *Turns to face Van* Now is the time, Van! You must choose....Sonic or Trooper#5.
Told you it wouldn't make sense or have any noticeable plot. But it was fun to write!